Thread 716288854

So this aged poorly...

>>716288854 (OP)
The only person I ever knew who said anything good without any hint of irony about the Nicktoons game was my sociopathic niece who had two bastards.

>>716288854 (OP)
>deck
>porn games
We’ll see what Visa and Mastercard have to say about that.

>>716288854 (OP)
porn was the only thing PC had going for, but now they dont even have that...

>>716289126
Yeah that's the point of the thread. That the image aged poorly for both the Nicktroons game and its sequel shitting the bed horribly, and one of the main appeals of the Steam Deck went out the window.

>Make thread
>People disagree with the OP
>Make a second of the same thread while the other is still in the catalog
You didn't really think this through too hard, did you?

>>716289560
What are you talking about? I just made this thread now. I found this image again 5 minutes ago and laughed at what was happening with Steam.

>>716289637
You're not really good at lying, are you?

>>716288854 (OP)
I completely forgot about that clock.

>>716289709
I could literally tell the truth and be accused of trolling on here. That's fantastic.

Nobody cares about porn games

>>716289709
>>716289824
I just checked the archive and no one even posted the image again today, can you link the other thread?

deck never stood a chance to become a popular product

>>716289824
>>716289880
I get the internet is as the internet is but it was already in the post that the other thread was in the catalog and this one was made fairly shortly after the OP (That totally isn't the same guy) got incredibly mild pushback.

>>716289989
I saw a version of this with the linux and windows users switched and I thought that was funny

>>716289989
>goyslop good
>overpriced no games machine good
>proprietary data collecting malware good
>Elon Musk good
I hope for the sake of whoever made this image that it is bait.

>>716289989
Honest question is the irony completely lost on people spamming this that there were near hourly threads screaming at people not to play videogames on a deck even when it was totally sold out?

>>716290013
the other thread in the catalog was from 2024... to quote you "You're not really good at lying, are you?"

>>716290568
There are no threads in the /v/ catalog from 2024 you biscuithead. It's July. Unless you're referring to the archives in which case that's not the point.

>>716289989
it doubled the linux market share iirc.

>>716290675
these posts are from 2024 you fucking idiot. not only has this image not been used today, they haven't been used THIS YEAR.

>>716290751
Man you're a terrible liar.

>>716290825
Global Rule 3a

>>716290878
It's not trolling to point out there are two of the exact same thread in the catalog right now.
What you're doing doesn't qualify as trolling either.

>100% scrimblo
why would you want that

>>716290682
wow it went from 10 people to 20

>>716291464
increasing the market share of anything by more than it has ever increased in the past ~30 years is genuinely impressive

>>716291364
It's a problem with the latest smash game that there's a ton of the same generic sword guy that plays the same.

>>716291698
Ah yes. a grand total of 4 who play the same. And even then, it's more like 2 and 2.

>>716291698
>scrimblo
>not generic
retard

>>716292004
Definitionally no, most of the "scrimblos" in Smash don't play the same.

>>716288854 (OP)
This image was dated like 5 minutes after it was posted.

>>716291646
whatever mental gymnastics let you cope with a product that failed as hard as the n-gage

>>716292852
Yes it failed that hard which is why you've been in a total pant filling panic about it since it came out.

>>716291698
The real problem with Smash Bros today is it isn't Smash Bros at all. It's a rosterfag circle jerk. What used to be a tribute to Nintendo's legacy franchises bundled in a fun party game with DIFFERENT GAME MODES has been boiled down to a single makeshift "fighting game" with all the discussion centered around what character will be coming next.

No Kirby Super Star style story mode, no cutscenes, no trophies, no shooting gallery, no masterpieces, no event matches.

In return you get more MUGEN style character mods for a "fighting game" with gameplay so ass it was already mogged by a GameCube game that was developed in a year and a half 20 years prior.

The best core gameplay in the series is Melee, the best fanservice is Brawl. Smash Bros after that is a complete joke.

>>716294380
>No Kirby Super Star style story mode, no cutscenes, no trophies, no shooting gallery, no masterpieces, no event matches.
so the original smash bros isn't smash bros either, got it.

>>716289989
>cyber truck
now THIS aged poorly.

>>716294380
You meleefags need to fuck off already.

>>716289989
>tendie attempt to hide cope by making meme about about other things

>>716290396
>american cars bad
>chinkslop good

>>716291464
Linux' market share is like thrice that of Microdick and homOSeX

>>716288854 (OP)
Did it? The deck still shits all over nintendo.

>>716301680
Read what it says.

>>716289126
You realize all those games are still on PC, right? And that Nintendo themselves, with no pressure, would never allow them to begin with, and bans and censors far tamer games. That's like looking at a pile of chickenshit, scoffing and smugly diving headfirst into a pile of dinosaur shit. Just pure retardation.

>>716289989
>windows 11
nah dawg lmao. enjoy OneDrive

>>716301887
What about it? You think you can't play porn games on the deck?

>>716290143
That's what all the linux gaming threads are like

>>716301680
It's that the porn games are being removed entirely.
Not just censored with the CERO special like most console versions but full on removed. You literally cannot get them on steam.

>>716302012
You are aware of what's happening right now, right?

>>716302131
Yes, and are you aware the deck is a pc and can still play all those porn games and tons more?

>>716302074
I get what you're trying to go for, it just doesn't work. Nintendo's platform is far worse about this without even needing any external pressure. See
>>716301930

>>716289989
I know the word projection is overused, but I don't know what else to call it when tendies spent literal years of their lives ruining deck threads and then decide to make an image like this.

>>716288854 (OP)
In gaming, I’m a big fan of small form factor handhelds (and am mad they’re no longer a thing outside of chinkhelds), and with phones I also liked the small ones on the market in the 00s… but for pornography, isn’t what you want a decently sized screen that can display it ’in all its glory’? I don’t know why you’d want a Steam Deck for that specific purpose. If you really need to rub one out on the go, you use the phone in an emergency; you’re not carrying a separate device like a Deck for that. Right…?
Or is the joke meant to be that Mario is having a meltdown in spite of the other proposals being shitty and unattractive?

>>716302484
Anon, you are aware that people won't make them if they can't get paid for it, right?

>>716301930
>>716302484
Anon, they're not just being removed from pc they're being removed from the Internet. Any site that hosts them risks losing payment support.

>>716303004
>>716303081
Like porn hasn't been attacked a thousand times before. Porn finds away. Steam still has shitloads of incest porn games. Even the blatant loli games are still up. The only thing that'll change is devs won't throw "incest" right in the title.

>>716288854 (OP)
False. Shitendo is dead.

>>716288960
is one of them yours?

>>716303753
Uh oh snoyric melty!

>>716302816
>tendies spent literal years of their lives ruining deck threads and then decide to make an image like this.
All I saw was Deck owners post on Nintendo threads how Deck was better and how PS5+Deck is better than PC+Switch and whatever, and when I was considering buying Deck and entered Deck thread, all I saw was talk about how much better Deck was than Switch.
It always seemed that Deck owners were borderline consolewarriors with their Decks. It's borderline impossible to talk with Deck owner without Nintendo being brought up within few minutes.

>>716304453
Bullshit. How can you even post that in this thread? At least attempt your gaslighting in an innocent Switch thread.

>>716304657
Dunno. That anon seems to speak the truth from what I remember about Deck discussions.

>>716304453
You're deranged man nobody who's doing PC gaming would EVER recommend you buy a fucking PS5.
>Switch+PC
Redundant ass lamprey meme.

>>716303843
Yeah, both, but thats besides the point anon

>>716305198
And I still remember when nintendo fanboys immediately tried to get deck threads kicked to /g/ the moment it was announced. You go into a deck thread and half the time the first post is someone saying they bought a switch2 instead unprompted or salesfagging before proceeding to spam the thread with the usual fudposting. This image >>716289989 will ironically get posted constantly in deck threads totally unprompted.

Just call the anti-deck nintendo fanboys "snoys" and "erics" and you will see them retreat in shame.

>>716305664
Why do decktrannies pretend to be victims?

>>716303081
When has pirates ever cared for payment support?

>>716305558
>>716305664
>>716305826
Total snoyric meltdown

>>716305975
>>716305826
Like clockwork

>>716305664
Don't forget literal years of flopped and shitted spam and posting the same webms ad nauseam any time a deck thread popped up. you'd have better luck having a constructive MiSTer thread on /vr/

>>716289126
Retard.

Eric itt warming up for the famitsu numbers
legendary meltdown imminent boys, I expect at least five threads within an hour coping that DK outsold every ps5 game ever

>>716288854 (OP)
Why is eric having melties over the steam deck daily?

>>716305891
Who was playing the victim? Those are just facts. And I like how half of those threads in that image are already shitposting against it. Props for not filtering that out as well.

>>716305558
I remember fuckton of Deck owners saying that. Not PC gamers like myself, but Deck owners. I knew few outside of /v/ as well who also pushed PS5+Deck combo as the best and for getting to play all games(with emphasis on how it can play all "shitch" games for free).
It's kind of a consolewarfaggotry shit.

@716306606
>who pushed ps5+deck
Literally headcanon, pc+switch is still the go to shill combo on the internet.
PC+Deck is the master race combo, everything else is falseflaggotry trying to spark flamewars, like this thread.

>>716288854 (OP)
How has no other game company made a smash fighter that feels good to play? Closest is Rivals of Aether but that is such competitive slop.

>>716306095
>>716306298
>>716306459
Nobody is falling for your victim narrative, snoyric

>>716307004
This is Eric falseflagging btw.

>>716307087
Meant for >>716305826

>>716307151
Meant for>>716307087

>>716306606
>Accusing anyone of console wars faggotry
>While fully sincerely trying to suggest the frickin steamoronis were saying to buy a ps5 and not what is ALWAYS said in the deck threads that basically is always mentioned that everyone has a desktop and a deck (Because you need a steam account in the first place to buy one)

>>716305975
The mask gets ripped off and the deranged tendie seethes.

>>716288854 (OP)
This aged like wine, it will always be funny to laugh at.

>>716307193
>>716307292
I accept your concession, snoyric ;)

>>716306606
>I remember fuckton of Deck owners saying that
No you don't because all those games are already on PC and better. There is literally no reason to own a PS5. I've seen more people recommend a PC+Deck+Switch than I've seen recommend a PS5+Deck, which is never. I don't doubt that there might be some very rare shitposter who'd do the latter, but that would not be a Deck owner, that would be a PS5 owner.

>>716306606
>I remember fuckton of Deck owners saying that.
I see 100 results in archive containing PS5 and deck, and 3 of them are from this very thread. Over half of them are just idorts listing off many consoles, including the switch or recommendation posts like
>Get a real PC or a PS5
>Deck will look worse than a switch on 4k tv
or
>PS5, Deck has no games

So, no, that's not really pushed at all.

>>716307521
I'm gonna be honest I don't think PS5 owners are big enough fags to hop into nintendo threads to gloat about having a steam deck.

>>716307836
Yes, yes they are

>>716307997
Man you really are mentally ill.
Posting shit that proves you wrong from fucking 6 months ago.

>>716289880
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716285094/ LIAR

>>716308558
It proves snoys are infinitely mentally ill. Seems like that upsets you ;)

>>716308678
The point was hypothetical ps5+deck shills existed. Not that you're seething impotently at a tripfag using the tagline for the ps4 which itself leans more to it being one of you mentally ill retards since the tagline for the PS5, the relevant console at the time is "Play has no limits"

>>716308678
>>716307997
I honestly believe that's just you or some equally mentally ill Nintendo fanboy operating on behalf of all the deranged Nintendo fanboys on this board in order to give them an easy target to justify their shitposting and appending "snoy" to literally everything, even former Nintendo games/systems.

>>716309591
Snoyric, that cope failed

Funniest thing about the Nick game is that it probably sold the most copies on the Switch anyway kek.

>>716309941
>another falseflag
Virtually nobody would talk about that game without the OP baiting to try and keep it relevant.

>>716310106
Nobody is falling for your pathetic attempts at blaming others, snoyric.

>>716310220
Honestly the only thing you've accomplished by spamming archives of supposed sony fanboys is that one of you retards has been making near nonstop threads for multiple years seething about crash bandicoot since someone told you (collective) that Mario 64 isn't actually very good.

>>716310363
That snoy cope makes no sense, snoyric

>>716296815
I feel like the only people I see driving those mistakes look like they drink soilent four times a day except their one day of visitation rights or are ancient dinosaurs who only liked Musk because he was butt buddies with Trump. And not a single one looks happy to be in the fucking thing

>>716310456
Your ongoing tantrum isn't really proving anything especially beyond the fact that now you've completely abandoned these hypothetical ps5+deck shills you were alleging to exist.

>>716310627
Because you ARE that shill, snoyric. Where is the proof that Le hecking steamgoys are being bullied?

>>716301930
>and bans and censors far tamer games.
Steam has been doing this as well even before the payment processor shit came out. Which confused some people since they were allowing outright porn.

Between selective content moderators and payment processors, there's just no safe platform to publish perverted content, whether it's mild fanservice or straight up porn. We're unironically living in dark times.

>>716310721
>bullied
Maybe that's what you feel like you're doing when you have a full on melt down like you're doing right now but I didn't make that claim, I said that you retards have been sperging the fuck out about the steam deck as seen by this thread and your current melt down and that these fricking fricks that recommend you get a steam deck and a ps5 don't exist.
Frankly I wouldn't recommend anyone buys a current or last gen system at this point.

>>716288960
The first one is undefendable, but I thought that the 2nd Nick Smash game was pretty good. Really needs a bigger budget, more devs and less GameMill to move beyond being "pretty good" though.

>>716289382
Sure it does. Visa/MC doesn't even matter when it comes to porn, the major vendors for that have moved away from them years ago.

>>716311071
The deck trannies started it, so cope about it ;)

>>716311256
>Another wall of posts you've been furious about for 5 months that has nothing to do some hypothetical ps5+deck shills
>deck trannies started it
>In a thread by some fag seething about the deck thinking it's a 'win' that payment processors are being fags about what people are allowed to buy online again

>>716311627
I accept your concession, snoyric ;)

>>716311714
>continuing to sperg the fuck out about completely irrelevant posts
I mean maybe it's my fault for operating on the assumption that you're not completely deranged