Thread 716294546

New lollipop chainsaw game promises to be anti-DEI.

>>716294546 (OP)
Why do they feel the need to announce that? Just make the fucking game

Shame their lead actress is a Zionist though

>>716294546 (OP)
I have anti woke fatigue

>>716294546 (OP)
Not really possible if they want to sell it on Steam/Playstation... Even if it would happen, they would censor it after the fact. The internet is fucked, possibly forever.

>anti-DEI
So Juliet settles down with a respectable conservative man and understands her God-given natural role as a wife, a mother and homemaker, and leaves fighting to men?

>>716294546 (OP)
Collective Shout will get softcore banned before it comes out.

>>716300051
That would be actually an interesting premise. Just imagine a conservative Juliet has to return to her zombie slaying ways as a sexy MILF to protect her own family and children from the undead hordes. Meanwhile shes getting progressively sluttier as she settles into her old role again.

KINO

neat, it still needs to be good though

>>716294546 (OP)
>makes a shitty remaster without any of the creative staff
>ruins artstyle
>don't get the licensed music back
>runs like shit
>buggy as fuck
>market it as not-woke
>retards lap it up
>now does it with a sequel not involving the original creative staff
Lmao, go play Killer7 instead faggots.

>>716298449
Because fuck the people imposing it, that's why. When these people infest everything, it's nice to have some peace of mind. It's sad that even needs to be advertised, yes, but I can see why they're doing it.

>>716302780
Actually the reason they announced it was because they released one of the worst remasters of all time and tricked retards into buying it by virtue signaling how "anti-woke" it was on Twitter. Go play Killer7, that game is way edgier and more politically incorrect than Lollipop Chainsaw.

>>716294546 (OP)
Lollipop Chainsaw was too short. What is it, like 5 or 6 levels or something? They're not even that long either as I recall.

They also need to bring back Junji Morikawa, he was pretty dope.

>>716300051
anti DEI means she won't be black and she won't fuck niggers or jews, thats basically what makes games like this or Stellar Blade anti woke

>>716303471
Actually it means that they're gonna trick retards like you into buying a broken game like the remaster by appealing to your American culture war obsession. Go play Killer7.

>>716303552
I will buy anti woke game with sexy babes to send a message

>>716303952
Send a message to the devs that you're okay with shitty games as long as it contains soft-core pornography? There are plenty of good games with sexy babes (like Killer7), you don't need to buy garbage to send a message.

>>716302970
The remaster includes the original game. The only problem is the licensing for some of the music expired.

>>716305853
>The remaster includes the original game.
That's just a straight up lie lmao. Also play Killer7.

>>716302970
What point are you even trying to make here? That you're gay?

>>716294546 (OP)
is suda involved?

>>716294546 (OP)
yeah, more like lollislop lol

>>716306895
No. Suda and Gunn are not involved.

>>716307839
More like flop because their shitty remake flopped. These conservitards should fucking drop the grift already.

was the game woke when Suda51 and James Gunn made it the first time? Useful fucking retards…

I knew a Dutch girl in high school called Elyse who looked just like Juliet. White blonde hair (even had it in pigtails occasionally), massive round tits, athletic, wore her skirt very high, basically the stereotype of the Giga Stacy. I asked her out once and she said no.

>>716302712
Bought it during the steam sale but I havent played it yet. Is it really good anon?

>>716303952
I hate you "crusaders"

>>716294546 (OP)
Just make good games, instead. The problem with culture wars is that you always end up with two extremes. I'm not going to pay full price for a boring shit game just because the main character has humongous tits. Make it actually fun to play, god damn it! There are enough crap games out there, we don't need more of those!

>>716294546 (OP)
Great news, we need more sexy games that are actually games instead of slot machines.
This and Stellar Blade 2 give me something to look forward to.

>>716298519
Am I supposed to care that she supports brown people getting blown up?

>>716308404
Yes, go for it.

>>716309054
Your supposed to care that shes a filthy je-err I mean Zionist. Just as bad as the heckin nazis chuddy

>>716306895
Suda was barely involved in the original

>>716308969
Games with shitty gameplay?

Who exactly is back from the original if gunn ad suda aren’t back

>>716306895
Suda isn't involved, Gunn isn't involved, Masahiro Yuki isn't involved, Grashopper isn't involved. Dragami Games was founded after Kadokawa Games folded and because Kadokawa Games owned the IP they decided to market the remaster as being "anti-woke non-censored" like any of Grashoppers other games or remasters ever got censored despite having more offensive content than Lollipop Chainsaw. Got so bad that anti-woke retards on twitter started acting like Dragami's CEO was the creator of Lollipop Chainsaw. They did a grift to get easy cash from a shitty remaster. If you like Suda and Grashopper stay away from this one.
>>716308107
Lollipop Chainsaw isn't even the worst Suda game in terms of content, it's actually pretty tame.
>>716308404
It's a great port as long as you turn of the AI-upscaled cutscenes in the settings before you start. They look like ass.
>>716308591
The actual remaster they made for the first game was genuinely terrible. Dragami doesn't care about quality, this is a grift.
>>716308969
The remaster sucked ass, this will also be terrible. They're grifting retards like you out of your money.

>>716315261
None of them are. Dragami just owns the IP.

>>716315710
So this is gonna suck hard

>>716300051
KEKYPOW!

>>716315774
I am not joking when I say the remaster they did sucked hard. The normal Grashopper remasters might be barebones but at least they run alright and retain the originals artstyle. Their Lollipop Chainsaw remaster got rid of all licensed music, got rid of the comic book filter, has a shitton of glitches and performance problems and just plays worse than the original somehow. Yet retards kept defending that one because it was anti-woke or whatever. Dragami is just gonna make a shitty sequel and grift on by with it being "anti-DEI and anti-woke" as it's only selling points.

>>716294546 (OP)
Actual anti DEI/conservative gaming wouldn't have a woman as a protagonist at all, much one dressed like that.

>>716298519
Will she even be in the new one? She is also old and busted.

>>716294546 (OP)
Marketing. Remember that lollipop chainsaw was at the forefront of anita's crusade against pretty women.

>>716315774
Gunn is washed, so it's not like his involvement would have made it any better

>>716304280
Enough llama-8b

>>716316581
His superhero shit is alright. Guardians are the only Marvel movies I really enjoy and the Suicide Squad was amusing but I also do find him doing endless capeshit to be really disappointing. I loved Super and Slither, Tromeo and Juliet is fun. Wish he'd do something like that again. I was kinda curious about his Superman movie but apparently it's just comic fanservice slop instead of a good self-contained Superman movie so I'm gonna skip out on that one.

>>716313684
You sure would know, fag.

>>716316852
AI posts or not the remaster sucked ass. Play No More Heroes instead.

>>716300051
It means Juliet performs regular chainsaw abortions on screen, with the religious faith of the victims tabulated on the upper left of the screen. When you terminate a muslim baby, the muslim number goes up. When you terminate a jewish baby, your number if jewish abortions goes up. And, true to life, when you abort the child of a christian mother, the number of aborted atheist babies goes up, because christcucks are all atheist factories and if sterilized all christcucks both their gay ass religion and the satanists they keep breeding into existence would go extinct together. You are the source of atheism. Kill all christcucks.

It's a real interesting mechanic. I just hope they tone down the amount of quicktime events lole the RE4 remake did.

>>716315607
>>716315990
>>716317045
You Sudaniggers are the most pathetic bunch out there. Not gonna play your slop btw.

Not like chuds bought the last game either lul

>>716317278
Anon, work on your bait.

>>716316047
Back to the middle east with you

>>716302970
You have zero idea of what a bad remaster is you clown

>>716317625
>it's actually a le good remaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js6lbQLBPV0

>>716317497
Not. Playing. Your. Slop. Sudanigger.

>>716308404
just watch this https://youtu.be/LFO7y15XqNc?si=y-is_7ertLABQeop

do you guys know how to fucking read?
it says right there
>without excessive influence from DEI
hope you like spats/black hole skirts

DEAR DEVS

PLEASE

ADD

NIPPLE

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

>>716294546 (OP)
The cover of the rerelease was censored, so I doubt that.

>>716318923
I think they’re saying they learned their lesson. Not only did the game do poorly but a lot of people in the community (ecydisis) hated it which isn’t good for them.

>>716294546 (OP)
Based I hope Harry Dink (Larry Fink) is the antagonist and Grummz and Asmongold team up with Juliet to defeat him

>>716318325
Holy fuck kino and its only 2 minutes of cutscene

>>716302712
This

>>716300051
kek

>>716294546 (OP)
I care more about the LoveR Kiss remaster, provided it doesn't get neutered to oblivion. That game's premise is anathema to all the most annoying retards, it is anti-DEI to its core.

>>716294546 (OP)
She needs a nikke collab

>>716319547
That's unironic child porn what the fuck

>>716319735
kiwitroon

>>716306895
No. Thank fucking God for that

>>716319547
trump pov every day

>>716298675
Faggots like you usually do.

>>716319829
Pedophile

>>716298449

Shout of defiance in the face of tyrany.

>>716319735
>>716320131
go back

>>716319547
#Nootice they're not gloating about how le uncensored the new LoveR will be.
Lollipop Chainsaw was never in any danger, they know they can say it won't get censored because they are fully aware it wouldn't get hit anyway and they'll rake in all the free Twitter marketing.
With LoveR they will be fucked and that's why they are promising nothing.

>>716320320
>>716320416
Pedophiles

>>716320941
kiwitroon

>>716313684
Kek this

>>716294546 (OP)
Mastercard won't like that.

>>716294546 (OP)
>It's a soulslike

>>716318526
good morning saar

>>716298675
good

>>716321657
Anti-SJWs are as bad as SJWs tho

>>716298675
This is what the new South Park is about. The Onions Right has become very apparent in the pendulum shift.

>>716321850
Glad to have you here, fenceschizo.

>>716321953
How am I wrong?

>>716294546 (OP)
>being anti-Credit Card Companies

>>716321990
Literally everything.

>>716294546 (OP)
Why? This doesn't need to be a franchise

>>716321990
Social media culture wars are these people only personal trait. They have nothing else.

>>716322583
Chud money

>>716323373
Where is the woke money?

>>716321990
>People complaining about epstein list are as annoying as actual rapists

>>716323471
In every single major game publisher
Where is chud money?

>>716323471
GTA6

>>716323746
>In every single major game publisher
LMAO!

>>716294546 (OP)
>

>>716323918
If a game needs to sell 5 million copies to break even it's overbudget.

>>716324430
But I thought woke games are successful???

>>716308327
oof, just oof

>>716313684
Games with fun gameplay.

>>716298519
Holy based, buying 2 copies.

Nobody cared the first time around. No idea how this got a remaster and now a sequel.

>>716325015
Kike behavior

>>716325704
Buying 3 now just for you!

>>716298449
Maybe because the sexy bouncy titty and upskirt game has some investment in the gaming industry not being dominated by The Anti Sexy Bouncy Titty And Upskirt Games Party

>>716294546 (OP)
Any game made with political messaging/pandering as a goal will be absolute shit unless it has the gameplay/mechanics to back it up.

>>716294546 (OP)
>Chinese company
>Female character
It's already got like 25 DEI points

>>716294546 (OP)
best timing to release a sequel. smart

>>716317783
Almost all of the complains are due to unreal engine
It was a low budget port and I'm glad it isn't stuck on the Sony box anymore
I'm an unreal engine hater of the first hour but I know when hate is appropriate and when it isn't

>>716328382
>It was a low budget port and I'm glad it isn't stuck on the Sony box anymore
You can emulate the original for a better experience
>Almost all of the complains are due to unreal engine
They ported Shadows of the Damned to PC without updating it to Unreal Engine 5 (still runs on 3).

>>716328687
>They ported Shadows of the Damned to PC without updating it to Unreal Engine 5 (still runs on 3).
And?

>>716328756
Which means it runs great, plays great, doesn't have any of the glitches from the shitty Lollipop Chainsaw remaster. You cannot seriously say that the comic book cutins they use for the bossfights got removed due to Unreal Engine 5 lmao.

>>716298449
Anon, have you not seen the modern vidya industry? Women that are even remotely attractive get all the twitter trannoids screeching that the game is sexist, inevitably leading to the devs kowtowing and making all the women ugly.

>>716300236
Unironically, genuinely kino and I would purchase.

>>716326621
Extremely disingenuous take.
>we're not going to cave to political extremists
is not a political message.

>>716329420
They're not caving to anything, they're grifting twitter retards out of their money for their shitty games by spouting culture war nonsense. Play Killer7 instead.

>>716329571
Kys

Why do people find this DEI a bad thing?

>>716300051
Like Bayonetta

>>716329762
I am not wrong though anon and you know it. None of you can actually defend that shitty remaster of Lollipop Chainsaw. This isn't about the games for you, it's about twitter clout.

>>716294546 (OP)
I'll believe it when they bring Jimmy Urine back.

>>716330320
They won't because the twittertards they are grifting for don't know who Jimmy Urine or MSI are.

>>716320264
>in the face of tranny
Ftfy

>>716330149
You are wrong tho.

>>716330149
Yeah nobody can defend that dogshit remaster. Well nobody except conservitards anyways who will eat that slop up in the name of being heckin based and ‘anti-woke’

Just like that Paypal, Visa and Mastercard cancels all of their credit cards and bank accounts.

>>716307839
if it were loli it would be good

>>716331753
Found the twitter addict. Social media is bad anon.

>>716330149
You are right tho

>>716334543
It's weird. The way you recoiled to the point of stalking Lollipop Chainsaw threads after they mentioned the DEI stuff, makes me think who is the social media addict here.

>>716335004
I am a Suda addict! Now go play Killer7!

>>716335579
Based

>>716294546 (OP)
This gets an anime but not No More Heroes?

>>716335579
>>716335734
Not playing your slop, schizo.

>>716315607
>anti-woke retards
Deep throat the barrel of a 10 gauge shotgun, you retarded liberal nigger faggot. Suda games are shit, Gunn is an edgy liberal faggot, and literally nobody claimed Dragami’s CEO was the creator when the game was always heavily marketed as a SUDA51 game, you disingenuous little fucking faggot.

>>716294546 (OP)
visa and mastercard will block it