Thread 716296179

Did you have a big enough dick to play as an elite in Halo 2 multiplayer

>go to friend's house after school
>he as an xbox hueg and suggests we play halo 2 together
>I never played an FPS on console before but sure
>1v1, he completely destroys me for 1 hour straight
>get mad and leave

I would rather kill myself than play console FPS. Literally brain damaged underage casual cancer.

>>716296264
sounds like an innuendo for a fleeting gay experiment

>>716296347
admit it, you are <30

>>716296509
I'm 35, how am I the underage fucktard when you were playing babby's first fucking fps on a controller you subhuman casual cancer?
Your newfag kind used to be laughed out of here along with the CoD and WoW babbies. It's fucking embarrassing that you'd think you ever belonged here.

>>716296179 (OP)
>nobody on Insignia is online

>>716296404
Why can't two males be friends anymore without someone like you thinking of sex?

>>716296635
As expected of braindead troglodytes that need health regen and dedicated buttons for melee and grenades.

>>716296574
Cope.

>>716296747
lol u mad?

>>716296179 (OP)
I play as a 'leet sometimes

>>716296781
How so? You need to be the most retarded faggot in the world to play FPS with a controller.
>>716296801
That's the only reason I come here, how new are you?

>>716296574
>35
dude what are you doing here go back to your family or job

>>716296828
u r sooo mad lol

>>716296836
You will understand in time except you will still be a subhuman faggot that played Halo.

>>716296627
>go to friend's house after school
>he as an xbox hueg (huge dick)and suggests we play halo 2 together (fool around)
>I never played an FPS on console before but sure (never done any foolin')
>1v1, he completely destroys me for 1 hour straight (He destroys me for an hour)
>get mad and leave (mad because turns out I am strait and leave)

see its suggestive as fuck

THIS THREAD IS FOR DUMB NIGGERS AND WORTHLESS SUB-HUMANS

>>716296179 (OP)
Always, actually.

>>716296582
Go play Project Cartographer then.

https://www.cartographer.online/

>>716296179 (OP)
I never played any Halo as it was always considered babby's first FPS and I'm hard-core.

>>716297358
>CoDbabby pretending
You should also kill yourself along with the OP.

My penis is small and I still played Elite

>>716296179 (OP)
I can't believe they gave the energy sword infinite ammo back in day and never patched it. They even released a small DLC map like Midship that revolves around who got the sword first

>>716297358
This but goldeneye

>>716296264
I did this to two of my friends. Fuck em.

>>716297302
but PC halo 2 looks terrible

>>716297404
>CoD
>goldeneye
All garbage.

>>716296627
Articles like these only happen because Peter Jackson made Frodo and Sam gay as fuck in the movies for some reason. I guess he tried to make them more equal in status, but it just turned out homoerotic.

>>716296747
>dedicated buttons for melee and grenades
Literally what's the problem? Halo plays great on controller.

>>716297924
if you all love quake so much why are the servers empty ?

>>716299048
love is not enough to fill any server :(

>>716299641
Nonanswer cope

>>716296179 (OP)
Not as my main but when fucking around, yes.

>>716296179 (OP)
real ones remember how great Halo 2 was

>>716297742
shotgun evened odds if you were good enough.

>>716296264
>Sleepover in high school
>Absolutely destroying everyone in halo and smash and nba street
>friends all pretend to go to bed at 9pm
>sneak back out when they think I'm alseep
>Fuck em, sneak into kitchen steal his dads jack daniels
>walk home pounding drinks and log into xfire and maplestory to grind with my childhood best friend

>>716296179 (OP)
based dino player using base carbine

>>716296264
yeah that was a retard move when you show someone a new game you need to hide your power level and let your friend kill you a few times or win once or twice.

>>716296347
dangerously autistic

>>716296582
is this any good? i was thinking of signing up not just for halo 2 but for other games also

>>716297302
someone on here was saying a while back that they were backdooring people computers or something but they may have just been schizoposting. cant remember the details of it.

>>716296264
>have xbox hueg
>really good at unreal championship
>top 10 player after a while
>back in those days it mostly means you played a lot of time, not skill, but still counts, fuck you
>really good at insta gib on smallest map
>ask friends to play with me
>m-m-m-monster kill through the speakers constantly
>friends dont want to play me and put controller down
>I'm just want to see how long I can get that monster kill voice going
>force my friend to keep playing
>he does and isnt happy about it
Ah to be 13 again

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>>716296887
I like both classic pc fps and halo.
Say what you want but Halo to this day still has one of the best enemy AI in any fps game.
I have a wife and kids AND own a house, so my opinion is better then yours
>but muh FEAR
Mostly smoke and mirrors

>>716296179 (OP)
there should’ve been an odst option
>>716297302
she thicc

>>716305701
>unreal championship
i have never heard of this in my life

>>716296635
Eh, kinda weak.