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Anonymous No.716303006 >>716303283 >>716303375 >>716305401 >>716306926 >>716307327 >>716307503 >>716307653 >>716309641 >>716309642 >>716309906 >>716310508 >>716314170 >>716314384 >>716318753
Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2016460/Tales_of_the_Shire_A_The_Lord_of_The_Rings_Game/

Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game in 5 days. No hype for Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game on /v/. Wtf? I thought we all loved. Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game. Its a cool franchise. It even has the name of the franchise in its title!
Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game
Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game
Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game

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Trying saying that 10 times in a row
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Anonymous No.716303145 >>716303264 >>716306350 >>716306389 >>716306547 >>716306742 >>716307742 >>716309642 >>716309772 >>716310509
>black and indian hobbits
I shan't be buying
Anonymous No.716303194
can you golf in it?
Anonymous No.716303264
>>716303145
Literally this. I may actually have played it otherwise.
Anonymous No.716303283
>>716303006 (OP)
How good is Hobbussy
Anonymous No.716303375
>>716303006 (OP)
Looks awful
Anonymous No.716305036
>PALANTIR
>OI HOBBIT
>GET THE PALANTIR
>STOP FUCKING AROUND
>PALANTIR
Anonymous No.716305247 >>716305907 >>716314685
Why can't someone make a good LoTR crpg?
Anonymous No.716305401 >>716307442 >>716313562
>>716303006 (OP)
Doesn't it have a sweet baby writing it?
Anonymous No.716305907 >>716306232 >>716311018
>>716305247
Wouldn't that be difficult to write for? One of the themes of LoTR is that power corrupts and that opposes leveling/stat-raising/gearing in a typical cRPG.
Anonymous No.716306232
>>716305907
It's just the usual lightside/darkside situation. Galadriel is the most powerful character besides Sauron only difference is one is good and one is evil.

WoTR is pretty similar to LoTR but it's demons instead of orcs.
Anonymous No.716306350
>>716303145
Fpbp
Anonymous No.716306389
>>716303145
/thread
Anonymous No.716306547 >>716306798 >>716307582 >>716309350 >>716310420
>>716303145
why who said hobbits can't be different colors?
Anonymous No.716306584 >>716309794
sheeeit why dem crackas not buying our game
Anonymous No.716306742
>>716303145
Fippy Bippy
Anonymous No.716306798
>>716306547
he just did
Anonymous No.716306926 >>716307297
>>716303006 (OP)
my issue is not so much the black and indian hobbits, I can come to terms with hobbits from different regions of the world looking far different from each other, much like elves.
My issue is that every character on this game looks like a full blown homosexual, even the females look like gay dudes, even fucking Gandalf didn't look this gay IRL and its portrayed by a 100 year old world renowed faggot
Anonymous No.716307297 >>716307825
>>716306926
>much like elves.
tolkien described the appearance of all the elves in the setting
there are exactly two kinds
>white skin, blonde hair, blue eyes
>white skin, black hair, grey eyes

the hobbits all live in the same small area, there are no african or indian hobbits
Anonymous No.716307327 >>716309794
>>716303006 (OP)
OH LAWD
LAWD DEM RANGZ
DEM RANGZ OF POWAH
Anonymous No.716307442
>>716305401
Yes, SBI is involved with this game. And customizing your character will be garbage too with the pronouns and body type garbage.
Anonymous No.716307503
>>716303006 (OP)
Finally

They made a game about the Scouring of the Shire
Anonymous No.716307582 >>716307740
>>716306547
Tolkien did.

They're a fictional species, the rules of actual humans do not apply to them.
Anonymous No.716307653
>>716303006 (OP)
Who is in charge of licensing lotr? They license a golum game and harvet moon game but not any genres that people actually want?
Anonymous No.716307740
>>716307582
where at?
Anonymous No.716307742
>>716303145
whomst'd've buy this garbage?
Anonymous No.716307825 >>716307962 >>716308158
>>716307297
>the hobbits all live in the same small area, there are no african or indian hobbits
Not sure if official canon but in Rings of Power there are some Hobbits that are gypsies who travel around the world.
Anonymous No.716307962 >>716308008 >>716308115
>>716307825
>Rings of Power
Go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.716308008 >>716308065
>>716307962
its canon
Anonymous No.716308065
>>716308008
It's gay, not canon
Anonymous No.716308115
>>716307962
How rude.
Anonymous No.716308158 >>716308217
>>716307825
>rings of power
>Not sure if official canon
>CANON
You are legitimately retarded.
Anonymous No.716308217 >>716308531
>>716308158
?
Anonymous No.716308531 >>716308992
>>716308217
Literal fanfiction very loosely "based" on the happenings of the second age
Anonymous No.716308939 >>716309794 >>716314540 >>716314676
https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Hobbits
>The Harfoots were the most common Hobbits. They were smaller and shorter than the other kinds and had browner skin.
Anonymous No.716308992
>>716308531
Amazon has bought Lord of the Rings
Anything they decide is canon
Anonymous No.716309350
>>716306547
explain how a race living in places without constant sun and holes in the ground can be niggers? i bet you would excuse even black dwarfs
Anonymous No.716309550 >>716309720 >>716310010
I have anti woke fatigue
Anonymous No.716309641
>>716303006 (OP)
>A The
its fucking cringe
Anonymous No.716309642
>>716303006 (OP)
>they got rid of the darkie in the title image
lmao

>>716303145
FOBBITY
Anonymous No.716309720 >>716310010
>>716309550
>I have woke fatigue
this
Anonymous No.716309772
>>716303145
fpbp
Anonymous No.716309794
>>716306584
>>716307327
>>716308939
chuzd bros...
Anonymous No.716309906 >>716310561
>>716303006 (OP)
Anonymous No.716310010
>>716309550
>>716309720
You be in the minority. Everybody else experience woke fatigue
Anonymous No.716310420
>>716306547
The author but he was a pro-fascist pig, why would you respect his silly made-up rules?
Anonymous No.716310508
>>716303006 (OP)
Thank God Chris isn't alive to see this
Anonymous No.716310509
>>716303145
/thread
Anonymous No.716310561 >>716310787
>>716309906
Tolkien estate signed off on this game, you retarded brown third worlder.
Anonymous No.716310787
>>716310561
They also signed off on rings of power even though that thing is hours of lore rape
These fags will sign off anything if you throw enough money at them
Anonymous No.716311018
>>716305907
i wouldn't say that. aragorn is like the strongest human currently alive with a cool magic sword and he's thoroughly noble and good. elves are powerful but almost all of them are noble and good. even the hobbits become stronger and more capable and hardened in their travels, and use their strength to protect their home when they return.
on the other hand orcs are pretty weak (and if you go with the interpretation that they are corrupted elves or men, they became weaker)
Anonymous No.716313562
>>716305401
the whole game is violently smeared with sweet baby
Anonymous No.716314170
>>716303006 (OP)
Tales of the Shite more like lol
Anonymous No.716314384
>>716303006 (OP)
Hmm...
Anonymous No.716314540
>>716308939
>Had browner skin
they mean swarthy Italian brown, not gorilla nigger black
Anonymous No.716314676
>>716308939
Fuck off disingenuous cunt
Anonymous No.716314685
>>716305247
Just play one of the best TTRPGs ever made with your friends.
Anonymous No.716318753
>>716303006 (OP)
>A The
Saars...