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Utterly revolting
>Donkey Kong when he sees my penis
>>716306129 (OP)Wokey Kong when it sees my Big White Banana
GAME
OF
THE
YEAR
LOOK AT THESE ESPRESSIVE MONKEY EXPRESSIONS. THIS IS GAME OF THE YEAR MATERIAL
Looks like it's for 3 years olds glad I skipped it
>>716306129 (OP)Yes. Eventually you donโt have to change a design. Itโs perfect. But this is what happens when companies continue to make products.
I geniunely feel bad for the anons that played donkey kong instead of clair obscur.
you guys have cucked yourself out of a hell of a game.
>>716306248If sonic boom came out today you would be defending the design
>>716306129 (OP)>>716306258I can stand the eyes, but the tongue genuinely grosses me out. It weirdly reminds me of John K. style stuff, where there'd be just this unneeded grossness to everything.
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>>716306129 (OP)This is a WIIU game.
it looks, runs and plays 1000x better.
>>716306476? I played both.
>>716306486i dont care lol
>>716306476played both, cool movie but its not a game
>>716306129 (OP)>he's still seething about a fictional monkey getting a redesignCry about it. Rare is dead.
>>716306129 (OP)Unfathomable KINO
>>716306129 (OP)There are apparently at least 5 of these drawings. Someone post the others.
>>716309052>one trick pony artist
>>716306476I didn't play either and I'm not planning to play either.
I think I'm winning in the long run, personally.
>>716309189Theyโre retarded, but Iโm still curious.
>>716306129 (OP)its the most fun game this year.
>>716309564lemme help you out anon
>>716309536>>716309564>censoring โstupidโ but not โshitโwhat
glad this place can still shit out OC that isnt wojak
>>716306476Plz saar understand. We must bing bing wahoo and only bing bing wahoo
SEA monkey dumping his unfunny comics again
>>716309769it's a literal shitpost, anon
>>716309724The cart full of Wonder bread is the funniest thing in the picture. I appreciate the little details.
>>716306224why is this board suddenly so gay now
>>716309935tendies really have no humor
>>716310035It's not the board. It's Tendie threads.
Always remember that ALL Tendies (no exceptions) fall into one or more of the following categories:
>Pedophiles >Manchildren >Women>Faggots/trannies >Literal children >Other various LGBT>Blue haired leftists Yes....
>>716309052This one is new
>>716310205I saved it yesterday.
/v/ continues to be mindraped by unequivocally quality videogames, must be a day ending in y
>>716306476>turn based>narrative focussedno thanks
>>716309052these images are the best thing to come out of /v/ this year. Maybe even the previous year too.
>>716310528Shitendo products are not video games. They're baby toys. I know gacha games that are higher quality that Shitendo slop
Oh look, the retarded Raresnoy is having a meltdown bumping xer thread and spamming xer retarded comics.
Bananza and the Nintendo Switch 2 has been the biggest prolonged 24/7 assfucking that snoys/Rarefaggots have ever received. I'm glad to be alive to see it unfold in real time.
>>716310813hey man, i can't cure the retarded, keep on truckin big guy
>>716310813Video Games are synonymous with Nintendo kid. Whatever dev, game and genre you liked was inspired and probably put together first by Nintendo. Cope.
>>716310747>>716310923>snoy Rarefaggot samefagging this hard
>>716306476>all this seethe you guys make this too easy
these images are gold, and the tendie melty that comes with them is just extra
>>716310979>tendy schizo thinks everyone is a samefag
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>FUCK BANANZA AND FUCK SWITCH 2!
>RARE DK WAS BETTER!
>FUCK NINTENDO!!!!!!!
>>716310979nigger these images are making fun of those fags. I swear this boards IQ drops by the day
>>716309052Looks like me and Wokey Kong have more in common with each other than originally thought
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>I ONLY PLAY MATURE FRENCH RPG SLOP AND WALKING SIMULATORS FOR MATURE MOVIE ENTHUSIASTS
>EXPEDITION 33 IS EPICNESS!!!!! GOD OF WAR IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!!BALDURS GATE IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!! PALWORLD IS EPICNESS!!!! LAST OF US IS AWESOMENESS!!!!!FUCK NINTENDO daee BING BING!!! I SAID IT FOR BABIES BIGN BING GIVE ME MORE MOVIEs GIVE ME MORE!!!! MORE MOVIES GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!
>NINTENDO RUINED DK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These aren't actually funny
i dont care for bananza nor those comics that keep getting reposted
>>716311287It's literally one deranged snoy Rare fanboy samefagging himself.
>>716311171>>716311273>someone posts funny OC>tendies collectivley fart and shart posting wojaks and gay pornyou guys must have been fun to hang out with
>>716306248>Grow up>He says while defending a game where the protest makes dopey noises for kids constantly when doing anything and the child on your back is always doing Disney-esque songs
Why are tendie toddlers so fragile?
the funniest part is that Rare DK didn't even go away. It's actually a fusion of the Mario Odyssey style with Rare DK fitted into it and altered slightly to match the style. All the Rare DK references are still in it including the Rare DK characters and the Rare DK soundtracks like Bramble Blast. Rare DK and a Mario Odyssey style game have been combined.
If we permanently banned these 3 fanbases from /v/, the board would improve drastically.
every post in this thread is me btw
>raresnoys are so mindbroken by the Famitsu sales that they get their discord to spam the same unfunny comics
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>>716311273genuine mental illness
>>716306129 (OP)you guys hate soul
>>716309796it's sรณyjak tier humor though
>raresnoys
That's a new one
Welcome to the snoy club Rarebros you'll get along great with the OoTsnoys
>>716311716>Eric calling anyone else mentally illThe irony.
Rare won
Sony won
/v/ won
Nintendo lost
>>716311672I like Rare games and I like Bananza. Shut the fuck up and stop trying to make this rare snoy a thing you stupid faggot
>>716311780Both Rarefags and OoTfags both suffer from severe Nintendo Derangement Syndrome, so you should get along well.
>>716306258>>716306561Isn't this the same face as those old animations of Steve Minecraft raping Banjo?
sigh, eric is posting his shitty scribbles again..
Reminder that Eric drew these shitty comics and samefags "XD" replies to them. It's all him.
>>716306129 (OP)Did David Wise or Grant Kirkhope get mentioned in the credits for composing some of the songs that got remixed here?
>>716312067well then he draws nicely
better than spamming the same wojaks since 2015
>>716309413Nigger, all the top one has to do is time the jump. What's with this word salad?
>well then he draws nicely
>better than spamming the same wojaks since 2015
every post in this thread is me btw
>>716312204>literally posts a 15 year old image does the Wiiu era still live rent free in your head?
>>716309052Is there an uncensored version of this?
>>716311567Why can't snoys shut the fuck up and fuck off?
DKB is absolutely amazing. If you shit talk this game youโre either soulless or just eric
>>716312229>>716311659every post in this thread is me btw
>>716306129 (OP)He looks like Prince Chawmin' from Looney Tunes
Uh oh, we're going to need a diaper change in aisle 3
>>716306129 (OP)Maybe I'm crazy, but to me it feels like DK in Bananza is how Nintendo views its fanboys.
>>716312492every post in this thread is me btw
>>716309724>W*w that's a pretty damn good dealGot me.
>>716306129 (OP)i was really releved when he almost never makes faces like this in the game
>>716312505THERE IT IS!!!!! HE SAMEFAGGED HIS POSTS AGAIN!!!
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!Xxd
I LOVE SAMEFAGGING AND ASTROTURFING MY REDDIT COMICS!!!
TELL THE ERIC DISCORD ABOUT THIS!!!!
>>716306258only if PlayStation doesn't make a copy.
This Eric guy must have mindbroke neo-/v/, heard these cumguzzlers crying about him since BotW released.
>>716309564this one is really good. but ti is also making my want to go replay Bananza kek. I won't spoil anything for you anons though but this image is way off.
>>716309724>the Rick funko in the corner Alright that got me
>>716309961i don't get the reference
>>716312724>Redditspacing whole screeching Reddit Eric warped your mind.
>>716310183I'm definitely still a kid at heart but i don't look like it and my life doesn't really reflect that. What's wrong with enjoying a nice game or just going outside and wading through a creek and having fun?
>>716313093NOOOOOO!! NINTENDO IS DA KING!
>>716311605wtf would we talk about if we did that? Nintendo and GoG and fortnite? Itch.io? the quality of the posters *might* go up but the quality of the discussions and topics of discussions would go way down. you might as well just go post on /vr/ anon.
>>716313093>user score higherhell yea brother, dkbros win again against the snoy copycat game
>>716313053It's not the correct kind of fun for an adult. Go back to your house, sit down and watch Netflix.
>>716311605you do realize nintendo would still be shat on regardless?
>>716306129 (OP)did this game flop? it just released a week ago and i hardly saw any threads to talk about it over the weekend. the few streamers i watch who got it dropped the game after 1 or 2 days saying it was too easy. even monster hunter wilds didn't fade to obscurity this quickly
>>716313093yeah the leadup to DK Bananza was for me personally a marketing disaster, every piece of media around it, all the people they attached to promoting all made me think i was going to completely hate this game and it was going to be nasty woke trash. Nintendo really really needs to work on that because it didn't reflect the game at all. I bought it with the intent of just taking screenshots to make fun of it to my friends then trade it for some switch 1 games on facebook marketplace or something but ended up enjoying it a lot. I won't go into it because there's some big spoilers. I will say it's a bit too easy so if you play it just ignore the upgrades other than the turf surf upgrades which you will want.
>>716313447ya man, the entire world revolves around which ecelebs cock you're currently sucking, and which threads you're currently seeing on a dumpster image board
>>716306129 (OP)I miss the expand dong era.
>>716313390I don't like passively watching non-educational media. If it's not educational and not something i can interact with i generally won't consoom it. Everyone is always trying to get me to watch movies and tv shows. Only tv show i plan to watch any time soon is the next season of Smiling Friends
>>716313560idk, he's kind of right. This doesn't have nearly as much legs as a mainline 3D mario would and considering its the only switch 2 exclusive until kirby in.... idk, november? Then yea thats pretty bad. I barely see people talking about it either or here or discord
>>716313093bottom literally looks like the start of cuck porn
>>716309052now post it uncensored.
>>716313447I don't think it flopped no, nearly every person i have friended on Nintendo Online who owns a switch 2 was playing it and the japanese sales numbers released were impressive.
>>716313093is that bob ross holy shit hes back
>>716313670i really hope they have a direct soon where they drop a new kirby spinoff game out of nowhere.
My dream scenario is that they drop Panel De Pon 99
>Rare fanboys/Eric throwing a shitfit over the Famitsu numbers
Love to see it.
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>>716313802that's his jewish brother Shlomo Rossburg
>>716313878You are the only one talking about Famitsu here?
>*Wheezes* Can I...*wheeze*....get a copy of Wokey Kong Babynanza *clutches chest, wheezing*....hold the mayo
>>716313560it's true though. monster hunter wilds, with as bare bones content it it had on release, was talked about a lot more on /v/ and normie media because people were figuring out how to play and the endgame meta. seems like everyone dropped DK over its release weekend because there's nothing to talk about it. sounds like it flopped to me
>>716313354>conviniently deletes every review under 5oops fixed :)
>>716314675that's probably because MH's fanbase is mostly super autistic very loud men who won't shut the frick up about the series. I should know i'm cursed with having one in my friendgroup. I mean you could have brought up any game but you chose MH, which just goes to prove my point. MH fans are incapable of not bringing the series up for 15 mins at a time.
Is it in any way woke, besides the Seth Rogen look?
>>716314891no, but i found the fact that not a single costume for pauline has her wearing something to cover her feet a bit distressing.
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>>716306129 (OP)Every frame i see of this DK seems like some furry bara fetish wet dream
Everyone in this thread is the biggest dumbass that really really likes to suck penis except for me
>>716314891>Seth RoganOther way round. This redesign came first.
>>716314891It plays out like an old school Disney cartoon, there are no themes to be woke with
>>716314848i compare DK's release clout to wilds because that was the last AAA title i'm interested to see. i own a switch 1 and like it a lot but i don't plan on buying a 2 if nutendo keeps making flop after flop like MKW and DKB. i talk to the normies who boughted the switch2 and even they tell me the games aren't worth $80
Tendiesnoys are cursed to defend this garbage for eternity
>>716315335wtf how do you get that costume?
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>GameCube
>Smash Bros. Melee
>Mario Kart 8
Looking forward to them praising New Horizons and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden.
>>716316119Im surprised F-zero isnt on this list
>>716309769you can say anything you want as long as it's not an insult towards any person or group
it's clever
>>716315335why didn't they give her the regular red dress as the main costume if you can't see her pantsu anyways?
>>716316119i'm a fan of bananza but i really do like the old style of Zelda game better. I want another game like Twilight Princess, but without the horrible 2 hour start in the village this time.
>>716316173Because F-Zerofags don't exist so they can't make a stink over the direction the series has gone
Is it true Modern Nintendoniggers and /v/ Switch bootlickers hate Yamauchi and his era? Despite it being the best creativity and had the best games of all time.
When did /v/ start to go downhill? The quality of threads have been shit for the past 5 years.
>>716316363i exist
and the fact that the series is dead and its mechanics kept getting shoved into Mariokart is enough reason for me to not like Nintendo
>>716315910Bananza is 70 and it didn't flop, what are you on about?
>>716309413You can't just say perchance.
>>716316485They did some pretty nasty business stuff under him but we also got peak 2d zelda and mario 2 and panel de pon out of it so it all evens out imo
Does anyone use the term Snoy irl?
>>716316649DK64 was cheaper on release, and longer.
>>716316772> peak 2d zelda and mario 2 and panel de pon What a random ass selection of games to praise. Why Mario 2 specifically?
>>716316278You have to earn it.
>>716311535all games are for children, including your favorite rollslop
>>716313513>I bought it with the intent of just taking screenshots to make fun of it to my friends then trade it for some switch 1 games on facebook marketplace or something???
>>716316921 DK64 is a bloated mess that required an additional expense to run.
>>716309052you stupid retard, stop censoring this shit, there is nothing NSFW about this at all
Oh boy, can't wait to have endless seethe threads about this game for the next 10 years.
It's BotW all over again, losers crying over a videogame and how nintendo has lost it's SOUL.
>>716317169I look like that and do the same wild things.
>>716317169He's doing the Seth Rogen laugh while he jerks off. You can't unhear it now.
>>716306129 (OP)>ZAAAAAAMN BANANAS!!!
>>716316921So it was...expanded, you might say?
>>716316485The โyou lost and got rapedโ poster hates him, proving he is not a sincere Nintendo fan. Even called him โHirosnoyโ.
>>716317169>liking loli feet, baduh oh, that's a un-based take on these parts!
>>716317629Those are cotton candy colors you stupid fuck.
>>716317156Yet, still had more content and better color presentation than a game in 2025, pretty sad. This new artstyle is atrocious to look at.
Also it was never hated on release nigger, stop parroting youtubers.
>>716317629mind raped lol
>>716317826>how much dick should I suck?
>>716306129 (OP)>Those are cotton candy colors you stupid fuck.
Okay so all of your shitposting aside.
Im currently at layer 1000. How many are there? Also, at which one do I meet Diddy Kong?
>>7163180341500, 15 levels
>>716318034you're 2/3rds there i think. the last third is super interesting enjoy anon
>>716318090>15 levels>$90 gameimagine being a tendie in 2025
>>716309413Me when I did the swamp level before the ice one and skipping over the puzzles. Yooka Laylee was guilty of this as well with later powerups trivialising the puzzles.
>>716317928>can't even quote correctly Grim.
>>716318034You will meet Diddy in the next layer
>>716317809I will agree that the color choices were interesting... But i didn't end up hating it. Here's another area
>>716309796>Oliet bangslmfao
>>716318361come on bro don't spoil things for anon
>>716309935>unfunnyoh fuck off I bought both a switch 2 and DK on release and theyโre funny as hell
>>716318241>15 huge levels packed with secrets and collectable>$70Fixed that for you.
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>>716311383>snoy rare fag>literally mocking the ps5 for having no games in his comic retard
>>716306129 (OP)Eric is a villainous snoy that works 24/7 trying to get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch.
He's the retard behind all the anti-BoTW/ToTK/Switch 2 threads. He'll occasionally try to fanboy pre-Switch Nintendo products like Melee, OoT, and Gamecube as well.
It is our duty as Nintendo lovers to call him out and protect the brand of the main protagonist of gaming.
>>716311042>i was MERELY PRETENDING to like this heckin epic TURN BASED RPG WITH SEKIRO PARRIES and GIGA CHAD ENDING SEQUENCE!ain't foolin anybody
>>716318241it's weird cause some of the levels are actually 3 seperate levels with just the same theme, while other levels are just hallways. So the true level count is a bit obscured. like the area where it branches into 2 paths i wouldn't even call a proper level. But then the water are has like 3 levels to it. I was a bit saddened that the Jungle area's other layers were just poison swamp rather than more jungle kino.
>>716318503>no bonus barrels>no unlockable characters>no multiplayer>fewer bossesAgain, DK64 had more content for a cheaper price. This game is a ripoff.
>>716318543Or we could just ignore the bastard.
>>716318518>troon ice cream?
>>716318660I spent so much time playing multiplayer with my brothers in dk64 I never actually beat the main game
>>716318660That's fine if you feel that way, you don't have to buy it. I had a lot of fun though and I'm planning on doing a 2nd playthrough this coming weekend. Sorry you're so angry and miserable anon i hope things get better for you
>>716318725That's not even icecream you underagedb& retard.
>>716318660DK64 is also hated by much of the DK community.
>>716318503lol you stupid nigger zoomers don't even know how good we had it with the original DKC series hahaha, THOSE games were full of secrets and things to discover, not the soulless trash games nintendo shits out these days lmao
>>716318430I literally asked him in what layer I would meet Diddy. I know he's in the game already.
>>716318430But the anon specifically asked that
>Also, at which one do I meet Diddy Kong?Just trying to help
>>716318803>&>&=And>Band>Not bannedWho's the real retard?
>>716318814the trans portion?
>>716318725>Lil bro doesn't even know what a sno cone is.This generation is fucked.
>>716312828Ninteniggers have to invent le snoy boogeymen to rationalise any dissent and keep actual Sony/Playstation fans out and justify their own low quality shitposting and fanboyism. Even if they were right and there is a genuine pro-snoy autist akin to Barry here that is ONE versus AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOARD of Nintendo worshippers who DO IT COMPLETELY FOR FREE. They've been fear mongering the anal vore comics for 12 FUCKING YEARS after they happened as proof of an apparent secret snoyfaggot epidemic, and in that case it was very clearly some troll looking to rile them up at the time. You will never see more projection from any fanbase here.
>le snoyI bought the Switch 2 and Donkey Kong and I have every console because I'm not poor but of course watch the passive aggressive non-replies that succeed this post calling me one
>>716318803i'm not a fatfuck amerishart nigger like you, so I don't know a million different candys
>>716318878You for never having a snow-cone and being a buzzword /v/SL sharty-teen.
>>716318660>DK64 had more contentDK64 had 8 levels
>>716318974>Snowcones are an american thingWhat turd world nation are you saying this from?
>>716318949You are being silly and hyperbolic.
>>716318992You said underagedband. not underagebanned. you're not as smart as you think you are, kid.
>>716319073Pakistan. I'm trans by the way
>>716313931>not rothone job
>>716319085>thinks ice with syrup is icecream>thinks moving goalposts on obvious chan-induced-brainrot is the gotcha xhe wantedlmao
>>716318936kys fatass ameriFATso, we don't have this trash here in a civilized country not a 3rd world shithole with a fake ass gucci belt on like america is, no wonder all you niggers get cancer at the age of 40
>>716318878wow we have a certified newfag in the thread get a load of this retard
>>716319073are you actually retarded?
>>716309413Perchance is a really funny word.
>>7163192402016 was 8 years ago, bud. I'm an oldfag.
>>716319078Itโs ok the thread has too many faggots and eric donโt get heat up too much
>>716319316other parts of the world they call it other things, like shaved ice ect
>>716319360you'll never be an oldfag, I'm not even an old fag technically and I've been here all summer (since 2008)
>>716319316you posted an image highlighting how different regions of NA call them different things you fucking retard not that they originated in America
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>>716319483sorry saar my english skills are still much improving
>>716319480Don't lie. You're not that old. You came here in 2018.
>>716318660Dk64 had like 7 levels.
And no, shitty Ubisoft tier collectables is not content. There's a reason why no one ever talks about DK64 and only the DKC games.
>>716306129 (OP)Erm you can't say that, Nintendo has already paid to have this gamt GOTY. Its a 10/10 masterpiece, maybe even the best game ever made ever. Im having a blast right now!
>>716319598>Needs Google ai to fight in terms of semanticsLil bitch, you got raped and you run to robocop.
>>716319706>NOOOOOO DON'T SHOW ME THAT I WAS WRONG
>>716319662>no oneThere's a reason why millennial tendies shit their asses when a new 3D DK was announced. DK64 is just Banjo Threeie.
>>716306129 (OP)Im burned out of videogames and I still enjoy Bananza a lot. After 20 hours and more than 650 bananas I finished it, I hope I get some motivation someday
n to finish the post game. I played DS2 as well, I enjoyed it but I had more fun with Bananza. I might try E33 one day when its 15 bucks, doesnt look worth of paying full price
>>716319763>>NOOOOOO->B-But>le heckinYou are becoming a wojak now.
I can't believe we got this shit instead of Odyssey 2.
>>716319598Karl Jobst fired his lawyer and listened to that AI instead to try and win against Billy Mitchell and lost because the AI was wrong
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>>716318362>Head to the Planet Core
>>716319579sorry anon it's the truth, in fact i was on 4chan but not posting as far back as 2007 using my psp and the neighbor's unsecured wifi but finally got on 4chan officially as soon as i turned 18 and moved out on my own.
>>716319598Okay this is new to me
>>716319890>zero argument
>>716313093>>716313354>Hey, MY game has a higher score by yours by a difference so miniscule it's virtually random>no, MY game has the higher user score by .1 your game SUCKS...are you guys retarded?
>>716319930this was written by real people you stupid asshole, all the AI does is find those articles, inform yourself better before you cry about AI all the time, bitch
>>716320087>*modern day fedora-tip*
>>716317928sharty lost btw
>>716312505i think the guy mass producing malding images about a new game might be the one thats seething
>>716306476>Clair Obscur>Fujo roll slopWow.
>>716320289I bet you haven't even watched that movie you underaged nigger, stop quoting me
Is the end game content at least hard enough to be engaging? I found Odyssey a little easy.
>>716320457No I don't watch le slop ;^)
this is how le oldfags talk apparently, or old-oomers as we like to say!
>The game contains spic propaganda
>>716306476why choose one, are you poor?
you better keep waiting for the emulator
>>716306476>clair obscurJust call it expedition 33 nigger. I had to look up what game you were talking about because nobody fucking calls it that
>>716306476>instead ofYou know you can play both right? I'm enjoying Bananza right now but Expedition 33 is my GOTY right now. Console war kiddies are pathetic.
>>716306476Idk why tendies are so hellbent on having ONE console when everything is available everywhere these days
>>716310035Troons raiding because they are mentally ill and haven't been killed en masse
Because nigger normie cattle has become
>Picrel And are protecting the status quo and the Jews that literally rape them to death
You are welcome anon
>>716309413This is probably my favorite.
>>716320107which game's "fans" were spamming high scores on the catalog when the game came out?
not DK fans.
pauline bouncing on cock to the beat of the elephant song