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Anonymous No.716306129 [Report] >>716306230 >>716306248 >>716306315 >>716306561 >>716306572 >>716307795 >>716307916 >>716309052 >>716309681 >>716311718 >>716311749 >>716312094 >>716312498 >>716312546 >>716312692 >>716313447 >>716313601 >>716313930 >>716315458 >>716317405 >>716317629 >>716317928 >>716318543 >>716319695 >>716319819
Utterly revolting
Anonymous No.716306224 [Report] >>716310035
>Donkey Kong when he sees my penis
Anonymous No.716306230 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
Wokey Kong when it sees my Big White Banana
Anonymous No.716306248 [Report] >>716306486 >>716311535
>>716306129 (OP)
grow up
Anonymous No.716306258 [Report] >>716306561 >>716311941 >>716312820
GAME
OF
THE
YEAR


LOOK AT THESE ESPRESSIVE MONKEY EXPRESSIONS. THIS IS GAME OF THE YEAR MATERIAL
Anonymous No.716306271 [Report]
Looks like it's for 3 years olds glad I skipped it
Anonymous No.716306315 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
Yes. Eventually you don’t have to change a design. It’s perfect. But this is what happens when companies continue to make products.
Anonymous No.716306476 [Report] >>716306607 >>716307171 >>716309485 >>716309912 >>716310696 >>716311042 >>716311101 >>716320419 >>716321580 >>716321993 >>716322968 >>716327021
I geniunely feel bad for the anons that played donkey kong instead of clair obscur.

you guys have cucked yourself out of a hell of a game.
Anonymous No.716306486 [Report] >>716307059
>>716306248
If sonic boom came out today you would be defending the design
Anonymous No.716306561 [Report] >>716311941 >>716313930
>>716306129 (OP)
>>716306258
I can stand the eyes, but the tongue genuinely grosses me out. It weirdly reminds me of John K. style stuff, where there'd be just this unneeded grossness to everything.
Anonymous No.716306572 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
This is a WIIU game.
it looks, runs and plays 1000x better.
Anonymous No.716306607 [Report]
>>716306476
? I played both.
Anonymous No.716307059 [Report] >>716307662
>>716306486
i dont care lol
Anonymous No.716307171 [Report]
>>716306476
played both, cool movie but its not a game
Anonymous No.716307662 [Report]
>>716307059
Bullseye.
Anonymous No.716307795 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
>he's still seething about a fictional monkey getting a redesign
Cry about it. Rare is dead.
Anonymous No.716307916 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
Unfathomable KINO
Anonymous No.716309052 [Report] >>716309189 >>716309413 >>716310205 >>716310747 >>716310923 >>716311101 >>716311270 >>716312304 >>716312505 >>716313365 >>716313752 >>716317169 >>716319418 >>716322663
>>716306129 (OP)
There are apparently at least 5 of these drawings. Someone post the others.
Anonymous No.716309189 [Report] >>716309564
>>716309052
>one trick pony artist
Anonymous No.716309413 [Report] >>716309536 >>716310923 >>716311101 >>716312191 >>716312505 >>716313365 >>716316726 >>716318268 >>716318956 >>716319329 >>716319418 >>716322663 >>716327795
>>716309052
Anonymous No.716309485 [Report]
>>716306476
I didn't play either and I'm not planning to play either.

I think I'm winning in the long run, personally.
Anonymous No.716309536 [Report] >>716309769 >>716310923 >>716312505 >>716313365 >>716319418 >>716322663
>>716309413
Anonymous No.716309564 [Report] >>716309724 >>716309769 >>716310923 >>716312505 >>716312854 >>716313365 >>716319418 >>716322663
>>716309189
They’re retarded, but I’m still curious.
Anonymous No.716309589 [Report]
You lost.
Anonymous No.716309681 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
its the most fun game this year.
Anonymous No.716309724 [Report] >>716309961 >>716310923 >>716312505 >>716312505 >>716312616 >>716312862 >>716313365 >>716315457 >>716319418 >>716322663
>>716309564
lemme help you out anon
Anonymous No.716309769 [Report] >>716309938 >>716316238
>>716309536
>>716309564
>censoring “stupid” but not “shit”
what
Anonymous No.716309796 [Report] >>716311763 >>716312505 >>716313365 >>716318371 >>716322663
glad this place can still shit out OC that isnt wojak
Anonymous No.716309912 [Report]
>>716306476
Plz saar understand. We must bing bing wahoo and only bing bing wahoo
Anonymous No.716309935 [Report] >>716310051 >>716318443
SEA monkey dumping his unfunny comics again
Anonymous No.716309938 [Report]
>>716309769
it's a literal shitpost, anon
Anonymous No.716309961 [Report] >>716312950
>>716309724
The cart full of Wonder bread is the funniest thing in the picture. I appreciate the little details.
Anonymous No.716310035 [Report] >>716310183 >>716319627 >>716327248
>>716306224
why is this board suddenly so gay now
Anonymous No.716310051 [Report]
>>716309935
tendies really have no humor
Anonymous No.716310172 [Report]
Is that all of them?
Anonymous No.716310183 [Report] >>716313053
>>716310035
It's not the board. It's Tendie threads.
Always remember that ALL Tendies (no exceptions) fall into one or more of the following categories:
>Pedophiles
>Manchildren
>Women
>Faggots/trannies
>Literal children
>Other various LGBT
>Blue haired leftists
Yes....
Anonymous No.716310205 [Report] >>716310398
>>716309052
This one is new
Anonymous No.716310398 [Report]
>>716310205
I saved it yesterday.
Anonymous No.716310528 [Report] >>716310813
/v/ continues to be mindraped by unequivocally quality videogames, must be a day ending in y
Anonymous No.716310696 [Report]
>>716306476
>turn based
>narrative focussed
no thanks
Anonymous No.716310747 [Report] >>716310979
>>716309052
these images are the best thing to come out of /v/ this year. Maybe even the previous year too.
Anonymous No.716310813 [Report] >>716310919 >>716310941
>>716310528
Shitendo products are not video games. They're baby toys. I know gacha games that are higher quality that Shitendo slop
Anonymous No.716310903 [Report]
Oh look, the retarded Raresnoy is having a meltdown bumping xer thread and spamming xer retarded comics.

Bananza and the Nintendo Switch 2 has been the biggest prolonged 24/7 assfucking that snoys/Rarefaggots have ever received. I'm glad to be alive to see it unfold in real time.
Anonymous No.716310919 [Report]
>>716310813
hey man, i can't cure the retarded, keep on truckin big guy
Anonymous No.716310923 [Report] >>716310979
>>716309052
>>716309413
>>716309536
>>716309564
>>716309724
Anonymous No.716310941 [Report]
>>716310813
Video Games are synonymous with Nintendo kid. Whatever dev, game and genre you liked was inspired and probably put together first by Nintendo. Cope.
Anonymous No.716310979 [Report] >>716311115 >>716311264
>>716310747
>>716310923
>snoy Rarefaggot samefagging this hard
Anonymous No.716311042 [Report] >>716318598
>>716306476
>all this seethe
you guys make this too easy
Anonymous No.716311060 [Report] >>716311818
these images are gold, and the tendie melty that comes with them is just extra
Anonymous No.716311101 [Report]
>>716306476
>>716309052
>>716309413
XD UPVOTED ERIC!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.716311115 [Report] >>716311818
>>716310979
>tendy schizo thinks everyone is a samefag
Anonymous No.716311171 [Report] >>716311505
>FUCK BANANZA AND FUCK SWITCH 2!

>RARE DK WAS BETTER!

>FUCK NINTENDO!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.716311264 [Report]
>>716310979
nigger these images are making fun of those fags. I swear this boards IQ drops by the day
Anonymous No.716311270 [Report]
>>716309052
Looks like me and Wokey Kong have more in common with each other than originally thought
Anonymous No.716311273 [Report] >>716311505 >>716311716
>I ONLY PLAY MATURE FRENCH RPG SLOP AND WALKING SIMULATORS FOR MATURE MOVIE ENTHUSIASTS
>EXPEDITION 33 IS EPICNESS!!!!! GOD OF WAR IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!!BALDURS GATE IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!! PALWORLD IS EPICNESS!!!! LAST OF US IS AWESOMENESS!!!!!FUCK NINTENDO daee BING BING!!! I SAID IT FOR BABIES BIGN BING GIVE ME MORE MOVIEs GIVE ME MORE!!!! MORE MOVIES GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!

>NINTENDO RUINED DK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.716311287 [Report] >>716311383
These aren't actually funny
Anonymous No.716311382 [Report]
i dont care for bananza nor those comics that keep getting reposted
Anonymous No.716311383 [Report] >>716318523
>>716311287
It's literally one deranged snoy Rare fanboy samefagging himself.
Anonymous No.716311505 [Report]
>>716311171
>>716311273
>someone posts funny OC
>tendies collectivley fart and shart posting wojaks and gay porn
you guys must have been fun to hang out with
Anonymous No.716311535 [Report] >>716311818 >>716317068
>>716306248
>Grow up
>He says while defending a game where the protest makes dopey noises for kids constantly when doing anything and the child on your back is always doing Disney-esque songs
Anonymous No.716311567 [Report] >>716311818 >>716312446
Why are tendie toddlers so fragile?
Anonymous No.716311598 [Report]
the funniest part is that Rare DK didn't even go away. It's actually a fusion of the Mario Odyssey style with Rare DK fitted into it and altered slightly to match the style. All the Rare DK references are still in it including the Rare DK characters and the Rare DK soundtracks like Bramble Blast. Rare DK and a Mario Odyssey style game have been combined.
Anonymous No.716311605 [Report] >>716313238 >>716313442
If we permanently banned these 3 fanbases from /v/, the board would improve drastically.
Anonymous No.716311659 [Report] >>716312492
every post in this thread is me btw
Anonymous No.716311672 [Report] >>716311831
>raresnoys are so mindbroken by the Famitsu sales that they get their discord to spam the same unfunny comics
Anonymous No.716311716 [Report] >>716311786 >>716311818
>>716311273
genuine mental illness
Anonymous No.716311718 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
Anonymous No.716311749 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
you guys hate soul
Anonymous No.716311763 [Report]
>>716309796
it's sóyjak tier humor though
Anonymous No.716311780 [Report] >>716311928
>raresnoys
That's a new one
Welcome to the snoy club Rarebros you'll get along great with the OoTsnoys
Anonymous No.716311786 [Report]
>>716311716
>Eric calling anyone else mentally ill
The irony.
Anonymous No.716311803 [Report]
Rare won
Sony won
/v/ won
Nintendo lost
Anonymous No.716311818 [Report]
>>716311060
>>716311115
>>716311535
>>716311567
>>716311716
You lost, snoyric
Anonymous No.716311831 [Report]
>>716311672
I like Rare games and I like Bananza. Shut the fuck up and stop trying to make this rare snoy a thing you stupid faggot
Anonymous No.716311928 [Report]
>>716311780
Both Rarefags and OoTfags both suffer from severe Nintendo Derangement Syndrome, so you should get along well.
Anonymous No.716311941 [Report] >>716313930
>>716306258
>>716306561
Isn't this the same face as those old animations of Steve Minecraft raping Banjo?
Anonymous No.716311986 [Report]
sigh, eric is posting his shitty scribbles again..
Anonymous No.716312067 [Report] >>716312129
Reminder that Eric drew these shitty comics and samefags "XD" replies to them. It's all him.
Anonymous No.716312094 [Report] >>716312272
>>716306129 (OP)
Did David Wise or Grant Kirkhope get mentioned in the credits for composing some of the songs that got remixed here?
Anonymous No.716312129 [Report]
>>716312067
well then he draws nicely
better than spamming the same wojaks since 2015
Anonymous No.716312191 [Report]
>>716309413
Nigger, all the top one has to do is time the jump. What's with this word salad?
Anonymous No.716312204 [Report] >>716312279
>well then he draws nicely
>better than spamming the same wojaks since 2015
Anonymous No.716312229 [Report] >>716312492
every post in this thread is me btw
Anonymous No.716312272 [Report]
>>716312094
Lol
Anonymous No.716312279 [Report]
>>716312204
>literally posts a 15 year old image
does the Wiiu era still live rent free in your head?
Anonymous No.716312304 [Report]
>>716309052
Is there an uncensored version of this?
Anonymous No.716312446 [Report]
>>716311567
Why can't snoys shut the fuck up and fuck off?
Anonymous No.716312452 [Report]
DKB is absolutely amazing. If you shit talk this game you’re either soulless or just eric
Anonymous No.716312492 [Report] >>716312606
>>716312229
>>716311659
every post in this thread is me btw
Anonymous No.716312498 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
He looks like Prince Chawmin' from Looney Tunes
Anonymous No.716312505 [Report] >>716312724 >>716320330
>>716309052
>>716309413
>>716309536
>>716309564
>>716309724
>>716309724
>>716309796
These are fantastic. I love how much seethe it causes the tendies
Anonymous No.716312512 [Report]
Uh oh, we're going to need a diaper change in aisle 3
Anonymous No.716312546 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
Maybe I'm crazy, but to me it feels like DK in Bananza is how Nintendo views its fanboys.
Anonymous No.716312606 [Report]
>>716312492
every post in this thread is me btw
Anonymous No.716312616 [Report]
>>716309724
>W*w that's a pretty damn good deal
Got me.
Anonymous No.716312692 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
i was really releved when he almost never makes faces like this in the game
Anonymous No.716312724 [Report] >>716313020 >>716313148
>>716312505
THERE IT IS!!!!! HE SAMEFAGGED HIS POSTS AGAIN!!!

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!Xxd

I LOVE SAMEFAGGING AND ASTROTURFING MY REDDIT COMICS!!!

TELL THE ERIC DISCORD ABOUT THIS!!!!
Anonymous No.716312820 [Report]
>>716306258
only if PlayStation doesn't make a copy.
Anonymous No.716312828 [Report] >>716318949
This Eric guy must have mindbroke neo-/v/, heard these cumguzzlers crying about him since BotW released.
Anonymous No.716312854 [Report]
>>716309564
this one is really good. but ti is also making my want to go replay Bananza kek. I won't spoil anything for you anons though but this image is way off.
Anonymous No.716312862 [Report]
>>716309724
>the Rick funko in the corner
Alright that got me
Anonymous No.716312950 [Report]
>>716309961
i don't get the reference
Anonymous No.716313020 [Report]
>>716312724
>Redditspacing whole screeching Reddit
Eric warped your mind.
Anonymous No.716313053 [Report] >>716313390
>>716310183
I'm definitely still a kid at heart but i don't look like it and my life doesn't really reflect that. What's wrong with enjoying a nice game or just going outside and wading through a creek and having fun?
Anonymous No.716313093 [Report] >>716313226 >>716313303 >>716313354 >>716313513 >>716313735 >>716313802 >>716317435 >>716320107
UH OH MELTY
Anonymous No.716313148 [Report]
>>716312724
holy seethe
Anonymous No.716313226 [Report]
>>716313093
NOOOOOO!! NINTENDO IS DA KING!
Anonymous No.716313238 [Report]
>>716311605
wtf would we talk about if we did that? Nintendo and GoG and fortnite? Itch.io? the quality of the posters *might* go up but the quality of the discussions and topics of discussions would go way down. you might as well just go post on /vr/ anon.
Anonymous No.716313303 [Report]
>>716313093
DELETE THIS
Anonymous No.716313354 [Report] >>716314729 >>716320107
>>716313093
>user score higher

hell yea brother, dkbros win again against the snoy copycat game
Anonymous No.716313365 [Report]
>>716309052
>>716309413
>>716309536
>>716309564
>>716309724
>>716309796
Please do not do that. DK is my friend
Anonymous No.716313390 [Report] >>716313667
>>716313053
It's not the correct kind of fun for an adult. Go back to your house, sit down and watch Netflix.
Anonymous No.716313442 [Report]
>>716311605
you do realize nintendo would still be shat on regardless?
Anonymous No.716313447 [Report] >>716313560 >>716313771
>>716306129 (OP)
did this game flop? it just released a week ago and i hardly saw any threads to talk about it over the weekend. the few streamers i watch who got it dropped the game after 1 or 2 days saying it was too easy. even monster hunter wilds didn't fade to obscurity this quickly
Anonymous No.716313513 [Report] >>716317092
>>716313093
yeah the leadup to DK Bananza was for me personally a marketing disaster, every piece of media around it, all the people they attached to promoting all made me think i was going to completely hate this game and it was going to be nasty woke trash. Nintendo really really needs to work on that because it didn't reflect the game at all. I bought it with the intent of just taking screenshots to make fun of it to my friends then trade it for some switch 1 games on facebook marketplace or something but ended up enjoying it a lot. I won't go into it because there's some big spoilers. I will say it's a bit too easy so if you play it just ignore the upgrades other than the turf surf upgrades which you will want.
Anonymous No.716313560 [Report] >>716313670 >>716314675
>>716313447
ya man, the entire world revolves around which ecelebs cock you're currently sucking, and which threads you're currently seeing on a dumpster image board
Anonymous No.716313601 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
I miss the expand dong era.
Anonymous No.716313667 [Report]
>>716313390
I don't like passively watching non-educational media. If it's not educational and not something i can interact with i generally won't consoom it. Everyone is always trying to get me to watch movies and tv shows. Only tv show i plan to watch any time soon is the next season of Smiling Friends
Anonymous No.716313670 [Report] >>716313863
>>716313560
idk, he's kind of right. This doesn't have nearly as much legs as a mainline 3D mario would and considering its the only switch 2 exclusive until kirby in.... idk, november? Then yea thats pretty bad. I barely see people talking about it either or here or discord
Anonymous No.716313731 [Report]
Ohhhhhhhh....wokenana
Anonymous No.716313735 [Report] >>716314705
>>716313093
bottom literally looks like the start of cuck porn
Anonymous No.716313752 [Report]
>>716309052
now post it uncensored.
Anonymous No.716313771 [Report]
>>716313447
I don't think it flopped no, nearly every person i have friended on Nintendo Online who owns a switch 2 was playing it and the japanese sales numbers released were impressive.
Anonymous No.716313802 [Report] >>716313931
>>716313093
is that bob ross holy shit hes back
Anonymous No.716313863 [Report]
>>716313670
i really hope they have a direct soon where they drop a new kirby spinoff game out of nowhere.
My dream scenario is that they drop Panel De Pon 99
Anonymous No.716313878 [Report] >>716313943
>Rare fanboys/Eric throwing a shitfit over the Famitsu numbers
Love to see it.
Anonymous No.716313930 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
>>716306561
>>716311941
Anonymous No.716313931 [Report] >>716319183
>>716313802
that's his jewish brother Shlomo Rossburg
Anonymous No.716313943 [Report]
>>716313878
You are the only one talking about Famitsu here?
Anonymous No.716314102 [Report]
>*Wheezes* Can I...*wheeze*....get a copy of Wokey Kong Babynanza *clutches chest, wheezing*....hold the mayo
Anonymous No.716314675 [Report] >>716314848
>>716313560
it's true though. monster hunter wilds, with as bare bones content it it had on release, was talked about a lot more on /v/ and normie media because people were figuring out how to play and the endgame meta. seems like everyone dropped DK over its release weekend because there's nothing to talk about it. sounds like it flopped to me
Anonymous No.716314705 [Report]
>>716313735
Anonymous No.716314729 [Report]
>>716313354
>conviniently deletes every review under 5
oops fixed :)
Anonymous No.716314848 [Report] >>716315910
>>716314675
that's probably because MH's fanbase is mostly super autistic very loud men who won't shut the frick up about the series. I should know i'm cursed with having one in my friendgroup. I mean you could have brought up any game but you chose MH, which just goes to prove my point. MH fans are incapable of not bringing the series up for 15 mins at a time.
Anonymous No.716314891 [Report] >>716314960 >>716315780 >>716315843
Is it in any way woke, besides the Seth Rogen look?
Anonymous No.716314960 [Report] >>716315335
>>716314891
no, but i found the fact that not a single costume for pauline has her wearing something to cover her feet a bit distressing.
Anonymous No.716315335 [Report] >>716316064 >>716316278
>>716314960
>
Anonymous No.716315457 [Report]
>>716309724
:^)
Anonymous No.716315458 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
Every frame i see of this DK seems like some furry bara fetish wet dream
Anonymous No.716315560 [Report] >>716315729
Everyone in this thread is the biggest dumbass that really really likes to suck penis except for me
Anonymous No.716315729 [Report]
>>716315560
off by 7
Anonymous No.716315780 [Report]
>>716314891
>Seth Rogan
Other way round. This redesign came first.
Anonymous No.716315843 [Report]
>>716314891
It plays out like an old school Disney cartoon, there are no themes to be woke with
Anonymous No.716315910 [Report] >>716316649
>>716314848
i compare DK's release clout to wilds because that was the last AAA title i'm interested to see. i own a switch 1 and like it a lot but i don't plan on buying a 2 if nutendo keeps making flop after flop like MKW and DKB. i talk to the normies who boughted the switch2 and even they tell me the games aren't worth $80
Anonymous No.716315991 [Report]
Tendiesnoys are cursed to defend this garbage for eternity
Anonymous No.716316064 [Report] >>716317083
>>716315335
wtf how do you get that costume?
Anonymous No.716316119 [Report] >>716316173 >>716316295
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>GameCube
>Smash Bros. Melee
>Mario Kart 8

Looking forward to them praising New Horizons and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden.
Anonymous No.716316173 [Report] >>716316363
>>716316119
Im surprised F-zero isnt on this list
Anonymous No.716316238 [Report]
>>716309769
you can say anything you want as long as it's not an insult towards any person or group
it's clever
Anonymous No.716316278 [Report] >>716317018
>>716315335
why didn't they give her the regular red dress as the main costume if you can't see her pantsu anyways?
Anonymous No.716316295 [Report]
>>716316119
i'm a fan of bananza but i really do like the old style of Zelda game better. I want another game like Twilight Princess, but without the horrible 2 hour start in the village this time.
Anonymous No.716316363 [Report] >>716316616
>>716316173
Because F-Zerofags don't exist so they can't make a stink over the direction the series has gone
Anonymous No.716316485 [Report] >>716316772 >>716317593
Is it true Modern Nintendoniggers and /v/ Switch bootlickers hate Yamauchi and his era? Despite it being the best creativity and had the best games of all time.
Anonymous No.716316615 [Report]
When did /v/ start to go downhill? The quality of threads have been shit for the past 5 years.
Anonymous No.716316616 [Report]
>>716316363
i exist
and the fact that the series is dead and its mechanics kept getting shoved into Mariokart is enough reason for me to not like Nintendo
Anonymous No.716316649 [Report] >>716316921
>>716315910
Bananza is 70 and it didn't flop, what are you on about?
Anonymous No.716316726 [Report]
>>716309413
You can't just say perchance.
Anonymous No.716316772 [Report] >>716316979
>>716316485
They did some pretty nasty business stuff under him but we also got peak 2d zelda and mario 2 and panel de pon out of it so it all evens out imo
Anonymous No.716316847 [Report]
Does anyone use the term Snoy irl?
Anonymous No.716316921 [Report] >>716317156 >>716317546
>>716316649
DK64 was cheaper on release, and longer.
Anonymous No.716316979 [Report]
>>716316772
> peak 2d zelda and mario 2 and panel de pon
What a random ass selection of games to praise. Why Mario 2 specifically?
Anonymous No.716317018 [Report]
>>716316278
You have to earn it.
Anonymous No.716317068 [Report]
>>716311535
all games are for children, including your favorite rollslop
Anonymous No.716317083 [Report]
>>716316064
Amiibo
Anonymous No.716317092 [Report]
>>716313513
>I bought it with the intent of just taking screenshots to make fun of it to my friends then trade it for some switch 1 games on facebook marketplace or something
???
Anonymous No.716317156 [Report] >>716317809
>>716316921
DK64 is a bloated mess that required an additional expense to run.
Anonymous No.716317169 [Report] >>716317283 >>716317341 >>716317660
>>716309052
you stupid retard, stop censoring this shit, there is nothing NSFW about this at all
Anonymous No.716317273 [Report]
Oh boy, can't wait to have endless seethe threads about this game for the next 10 years.

It's BotW all over again, losers crying over a videogame and how nintendo has lost it's SOUL.
Anonymous No.716317283 [Report]
>>716317169
I look like that and do the same wild things.
Anonymous No.716317341 [Report]
>>716317169
He's doing the Seth Rogen laugh while he jerks off. You can't unhear it now.
Anonymous No.716317405 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
>ZAAAAAAMN BANANAS!!!
Anonymous No.716317435 [Report]
>>716313093
He won.
Anonymous No.716317546 [Report]
>>716316921
So it was...expanded, you might say?
Anonymous No.716317593 [Report]
>>716316485
The “you lost and got raped” poster hates him, proving he is not a sincere Nintendo fan. Even called him “Hirosnoy”.
Anonymous No.716317629 [Report] >>716317791 >>716317826 >>716317848 >>716318518
>>716306129 (OP)
OHHH TROONANA
Anonymous No.716317660 [Report]
>>716317169
>liking loli feet, bad
uh oh, that's a un-based take on these parts!
Anonymous No.716317791 [Report]
>>716317629
Those are cotton candy colors you stupid fuck.
Anonymous No.716317809 [Report] >>716318362
>>716317156
Yet, still had more content and better color presentation than a game in 2025, pretty sad. This new artstyle is atrocious to look at.

Also it was never hated on release nigger, stop parroting youtubers.
Anonymous No.716317826 [Report] >>716317890 >>716318518
>>716317629
Anonymous No.716317848 [Report]
>>716317629
mind raped lol
Anonymous No.716317890 [Report]
>>716317826
>how much dick should I suck?
Anonymous No.716317928 [Report] >>716318046 >>716318286 >>716318518 >>716320317
>>716306129 (OP)
>Those are cotton candy colors you stupid fuck.
Anonymous No.716318034 [Report] >>716318090 >>716318125 >>716318361
Okay so all of your shitposting aside.

Im currently at layer 1000. How many are there? Also, at which one do I meet Diddy Kong?
Anonymous No.716318046 [Report]
>>716317928
u mad
Anonymous No.716318090 [Report] >>716318241 >>716318319
>>716318034
1500, 15 levels
Anonymous No.716318125 [Report] >>716318319
>>716318034
you're 2/3rds there i think. the last third is super interesting enjoy anon
Anonymous No.716318241 [Report] >>716318503 >>716318603
>>716318090
>15 levels
>$90 game
imagine being a tendie in 2025
Anonymous No.716318268 [Report]
>>716309413
Me when I did the swamp level before the ice one and skipping over the puzzles. Yooka Laylee was guilty of this as well with later powerups trivialising the puzzles.
Anonymous No.716318286 [Report]
>>716317928
>can't even quote correctly

Grim.
Anonymous No.716318319 [Report]
>>716318090
>>716318125
thanks
Anonymous No.716318361 [Report] >>716318430
>>716318034
You will meet Diddy in the next layer
Anonymous No.716318362 [Report] >>716320003
>>716317809
I will agree that the color choices were interesting... But i didn't end up hating it. Here's another area
Anonymous No.716318371 [Report]
>>716309796
>Oliet bangs
lmfao
Anonymous No.716318430 [Report] >>716318863 >>716318868
>>716318361
come on bro don't spoil things for anon
Anonymous No.716318443 [Report]
>>716309935
>unfunny
oh fuck off I bought both a switch 2 and DK on release and they’re funny as hell
Anonymous No.716318503 [Report] >>716318660 >>716318858
>>716318241
>15 huge levels packed with secrets and collectable

>$70

Fixed that for you.
Anonymous No.716318518 [Report] >>716318725
>>716317629
>>716317826
>>716317928
Anonymous No.716318523 [Report]
>>716311383
>snoy rare fag
>literally mocking the ps5 for having no games in his comic
retard
Anonymous No.716318543 [Report] >>716318690
>>716306129 (OP)
Eric is a villainous snoy that works 24/7 trying to get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch.

He's the retard behind all the anti-BoTW/ToTK/Switch 2 threads. He'll occasionally try to fanboy pre-Switch Nintendo products like Melee, OoT, and Gamecube as well.

It is our duty as Nintendo lovers to call him out and protect the brand of the main protagonist of gaming.
Anonymous No.716318598 [Report]
>>716311042
>i was MERELY PRETENDING to like this heckin epic TURN BASED RPG WITH SEKIRO PARRIES and GIGA CHAD ENDING SEQUENCE!
ain't foolin anybody
Anonymous No.716318603 [Report]
>>716318241
it's weird cause some of the levels are actually 3 seperate levels with just the same theme, while other levels are just hallways. So the true level count is a bit obscured. like the area where it branches into 2 paths i wouldn't even call a proper level. But then the water are has like 3 levels to it. I was a bit saddened that the Jungle area's other layers were just poison swamp rather than more jungle kino.
Anonymous No.716318647 [Report]
Soi kino
Anonymous No.716318660 [Report] >>716318730 >>716318778 >>716318814 >>716319020 >>716319662
>>716318503
>no bonus barrels
>no unlockable characters
>no multiplayer
>fewer bosses
Again, DK64 had more content for a cheaper price. This game is a ripoff.
Anonymous No.716318690 [Report]
>>716318543
Or we could just ignore the bastard.
Anonymous No.716318725 [Report] >>716318803 >>716318936
>>716318518
>troon ice cream
?
Anonymous No.716318730 [Report]
>>716318660
I spent so much time playing multiplayer with my brothers in dk64 I never actually beat the main game
Anonymous No.716318778 [Report]
>>716318660
That's fine if you feel that way, you don't have to buy it. I had a lot of fun though and I'm planning on doing a 2nd playthrough this coming weekend. Sorry you're so angry and miserable anon i hope things get better for you
Anonymous No.716318803 [Report] >>716318878 >>716318974
>>716318725
That's not even icecream you underagedb& retard.
Anonymous No.716318814 [Report] >>716318916
>>716318660
DK64 is also hated by much of the DK community.
Anonymous No.716318858 [Report]
>>716318503
lol you stupid nigger zoomers don't even know how good we had it with the original DKC series hahaha, THOSE games were full of secrets and things to discover, not the soulless trash games nintendo shits out these days lmao
Anonymous No.716318863 [Report] >>716319078
>>716318430
I literally asked him in what layer I would meet Diddy. I know he's in the game already.
Anonymous No.716318868 [Report] >>716319078
>>716318430
But the anon specifically asked that
>Also, at which one do I meet Diddy Kong?
Just trying to help
Anonymous No.716318878 [Report] >>716318992 >>716319240
>>716318803
>&
>&=And
>Band
>Not banned
Who's the real retard?
Anonymous No.716318916 [Report]
>>716318814
the trans portion?
Anonymous No.716318936 [Report] >>716319231
>>716318725
>Lil bro doesn't even know what a sno cone is.

This generation is fucked.
Anonymous No.716318949 [Report] >>716319081
>>716312828
Ninteniggers have to invent le snoy boogeymen to rationalise any dissent and keep actual Sony/Playstation fans out and justify their own low quality shitposting and fanboyism. Even if they were right and there is a genuine pro-snoy autist akin to Barry here that is ONE versus AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOARD of Nintendo worshippers who DO IT COMPLETELY FOR FREE. They've been fear mongering the anal vore comics for 12 FUCKING YEARS after they happened as proof of an apparent secret snoyfaggot epidemic, and in that case it was very clearly some troll looking to rile them up at the time. You will never see more projection from any fanbase here.
>le snoy
I bought the Switch 2 and Donkey Kong and I have every console because I'm not poor but of course watch the passive aggressive non-replies that succeed this post calling me one
Anonymous No.716318956 [Report]
>>716309413
lmao
Anonymous No.716318974 [Report] >>716319073
>>716318803
i'm not a fatfuck amerishart nigger like you, so I don't know a million different candys
Anonymous No.716318992 [Report] >>716319085
>>716318878
You for never having a snow-cone and being a buzzword /v/SL sharty-teen.
Anonymous No.716319020 [Report]
>>716318660
>DK64 had more content
DK64 had 8 levels
Anonymous No.716319073 [Report] >>716319146 >>716319316
>>716318974
>Snowcones are an american thing
What turd world nation are you saying this from?
Anonymous No.716319078 [Report] >>716319379
>>716318868
>>716318863
my bad
Anonymous No.716319081 [Report]
>>716318949
You are being silly and hyperbolic.
Anonymous No.716319085 [Report] >>716319225
>>716318992
You said underagedband. not underagebanned. you're not as smart as you think you are, kid.
Anonymous No.716319146 [Report]
>>716319073
Pakistan. I'm trans by the way
Anonymous No.716319183 [Report]
>>716313931
>not roth
one job
Anonymous No.716319225 [Report]
>>716319085
>thinks ice with syrup is icecream
>thinks moving goalposts on obvious chan-induced-brainrot is the gotcha xhe wanted
lmao
Anonymous No.716319231 [Report]
>>716318936
kys fatass ameriFATso, we don't have this trash here in a civilized country not a 3rd world shithole with a fake ass gucci belt on like america is, no wonder all you niggers get cancer at the age of 40
Anonymous No.716319240 [Report] >>716319360
>>716318878
wow we have a certified newfag in the thread get a load of this retard
Anonymous No.716319316 [Report] >>716319401 >>716319483 >>716319508
>>716319073
are you actually retarded?
Anonymous No.716319329 [Report]
>>716309413
Perchance is a really funny word.
Anonymous No.716319360 [Report] >>716319480
>>716319240
2016 was 8 years ago, bud. I'm an oldfag.
Anonymous No.716319379 [Report]
>>716319078
It’s ok the thread has too many faggots and eric don’t get heat up too much
Anonymous No.716319401 [Report]
>>716319316
other parts of the world they call it other things, like shaved ice ect
Anonymous No.716319418 [Report]
>>716309052
>>716309413
>>716309536
>>716309564
>>716309724
These are too funny! NIHAHAHA!
Anonymous No.716319480 [Report] >>716319579
>>716319360
you'll never be an oldfag, I'm not even an old fag technically and I've been here all summer (since 2008)
Anonymous No.716319483 [Report] >>716319552
>>716319316
you posted an image highlighting how different regions of NA call them different things you fucking retard not that they originated in America
Anonymous No.716319508 [Report] >>716319598
>>716319316
Anonymous No.716319552 [Report]
>>716319483
sorry saar my english skills are still much improving
Anonymous No.716319579 [Report] >>716320009
>>716319480
Don't lie. You're not that old. You came here in 2018.
Anonymous No.716319598 [Report] >>716319706 >>716319930 >>716320084
>>716319508
nigger
Anonymous No.716319627 [Report]
>>716310035
>suddenly
Anonymous No.716319662 [Report] >>716319803
>>716318660
Dk64 had like 7 levels.

And no, shitty Ubisoft tier collectables is not content. There's a reason why no one ever talks about DK64 and only the DKC games.
Anonymous No.716319695 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
Erm you can't say that, Nintendo has already paid to have this gamt GOTY. Its a 10/10 masterpiece, maybe even the best game ever made ever. Im having a blast right now!
Anonymous No.716319706 [Report] >>716319763
>>716319598
>Needs Google ai to fight in terms of semantics
Lil bitch, you got raped and you run to robocop.
Anonymous No.716319763 [Report] >>716319890
>>716319706
>NOOOOOO DON'T SHOW ME THAT I WAS WRONG
Anonymous No.716319803 [Report]
>>716319662
>no one
There's a reason why millennial tendies shit their asses when a new 3D DK was announced. DK64 is just Banjo Threeie.
Anonymous No.716319819 [Report]
>>716306129 (OP)
Im burned out of videogames and I still enjoy Bananza a lot. After 20 hours and more than 650 bananas I finished it, I hope I get some motivation someday
n to finish the post game. I played DS2 as well, I enjoyed it but I had more fun with Bananza. I might try E33 one day when its 15 bucks, doesnt look worth of paying full price
Anonymous No.716319890 [Report] >>716320087
>>716319763
>>NOOOOOO-
>B-But
>le heckin
You are becoming a wojak now.
Anonymous No.716319905 [Report]
I can't believe we got this shit instead of Odyssey 2.
Anonymous No.716319930 [Report] >>716320237
>>716319598
Karl Jobst fired his lawyer and listened to that AI instead to try and win against Billy Mitchell and lost because the AI was wrong
Anonymous No.716320003 [Report]
>>716318362
>Head to the Planet Core
Anonymous No.716320009 [Report]
>>716319579
sorry anon it's the truth, in fact i was on 4chan but not posting as far back as 2007 using my psp and the neighbor's unsecured wifi but finally got on 4chan officially as soon as i turned 18 and moved out on my own.
Anonymous No.716320084 [Report]
>>716319598
Okay this is new to me
Anonymous No.716320087 [Report] >>716320289
>>716319890
>zero argument
Anonymous No.716320107 [Report] >>716328159
>>716313093
>>716313354
>Hey, MY game has a higher score by yours by a difference so miniscule it's virtually random
>no, MY game has the higher user score by .1 your game SUCKS
...are you guys retarded?
Anonymous No.716320237 [Report]
>>716319930
this was written by real people you stupid asshole, all the AI does is find those articles, inform yourself better before you cry about AI all the time, bitch
Anonymous No.716320289 [Report] >>716320457
>>716320087
>*modern day fedora-tip*
Anonymous No.716320317 [Report]
>>716317928
sharty lost btw
Anonymous No.716320330 [Report]
>>716312505
i think the guy mass producing malding images about a new game might be the one thats seething
Anonymous No.716320419 [Report]
>>716306476
>Clair Obscur
>Fujo roll slop
Wow.
Anonymous No.716320457 [Report] >>716321131
>>716320289
I bet you haven't even watched that movie you underaged nigger, stop quoting me
Anonymous No.716320490 [Report]
Is the end game content at least hard enough to be engaging? I found Odyssey a little easy.
Anonymous No.716321131 [Report]
>>716320457
No I don't watch le slop ;^)
this is how le oldfags talk apparently, or old-oomers as we like to say!
Anonymous No.716321358 [Report]
>The game contains spic propaganda
Anonymous No.716321580 [Report]
>>716306476
why choose one, are you poor?
you better keep waiting for the emulator
Anonymous No.716321993 [Report]
>>716306476
>clair obscur
Just call it expedition 33 nigger. I had to look up what game you were talking about because nobody fucking calls it that
Anonymous No.716322663 [Report]
>>716309796
>>716309724
>>716309564
>>716309536
>>716309413
>>716309052
please make more of these
Anonymous No.716322968 [Report]
>>716306476
>instead of
You know you can play both right? I'm enjoying Bananza right now but Expedition 33 is my GOTY right now. Console war kiddies are pathetic.
Anonymous No.716326163 [Report]
eric won
Anonymous No.716327021 [Report]
>>716306476
Idk why tendies are so hellbent on having ONE console when everything is available everywhere these days
Anonymous No.716327248 [Report]
>>716310035
Troons raiding because they are mentally ill and haven't been killed en masse
Because nigger normie cattle has become
>Picrel
And are protecting the status quo and the Jews that literally rape them to death
You are welcome anon
Anonymous No.716327795 [Report]
>>716309413
This is probably my favorite.
Anonymous No.716328159 [Report]
>>716320107
which game's "fans" were spamming high scores on the catalog when the game came out?

not DK fans.
Anonymous No.716328519 [Report]
pauline bouncing on cock to the beat of the elephant song