Thread 716313424

"So son, where were you last night?"

"Oh you know, out playing PS3 games with my friends"

"You can't fool us Bud, everyone knows that... you have no friends"

>>716313424 (OP)
>>716313568
Good bit.

>>716313424 (OP)
OH GOD MY SON IS A FAGGOT

>>716313879
You know Al, based on your "enthusiasm", I bet he gets it from his father

>>716314063
Well I say he gets his insatiable lust for man meat FROM HIS MOM

>>716313568
"You can't fool us, Budd, everyone knows that PS3 has no games"

>>716313424 (OP)
Budd was out getting PUSSY.

>>716315246
"Come on, Bud. Be honest. What did you do? Some action with your blow up female friends? hahaha"

>>716313424 (OP)
>PS3
How old do you think the PS3 is?

>>716315528
"I swear Kelly, it was just in my bed. I didn't put it there."

>>716315528
Yea they joke about it but he was actually out (sometimes) getting PUSSY.

>>716315749
150 years, grandpa

>>716315838
nah

>>716315962
Sounds like you need to go back and watch the show, champ!

>all white people

Unthinkable

>>716316230
Bud just hired some whores to play pretend.

>>716316342
>Kelly too stupid to theorize this scenario
>Al doesn't care
>Peg wouldn't be able to use a computer
Who could this be???????? Also got me thinking, there's an episode where he gets some (maybe foreign?) model in his room and she fucks the shit out of him to the point where he escapes from his room with ripped pants and a shirt. I think it's funny that ripped clothing is a sign of sex in TV shows, like a woman becomes so strong that she can rip denim jeans with her bare hands lmao

>>716314063
How is it that she now somehow looks younger than Christina?

>tfw Al Bundy represents everything Millennial men will never have
>a house
>a stable single income to afford said house, despite it being in retail
>a wife and kids (white)
>being popular in high school
>easy access to porn (lol)
>being openly anti-feminist in public
>easy access to women's feet on a daily basis
>living in an era where video games weren't shit
And he's supposed to be a parody of a washed up loser for his time, HAHAHAHA

>>716313879
Here's a plotline for Married With Children 2025
after striking out for a year straight Bud brings home a.... femboy. Luckily Al can't tell its a guy so he's all proud of him, gassing him up "that's my boy! she is a hot one isn't she!" the audience cheers and laughs,
>Kelly walks in
>"what is Brian doing here"
>wha- what? Brian who?
>bud looks over at Al
>femboy looks over at Al
>his heart sinks
>MY SON IS A FAGGOT OH GOD, OH NO WHY
>audience is now in hysterics
>"on the bright side, Dad, you really can't tell can you"
>he remains quiet
>"Yeah and I hear he has a small, y'know thing" - Kelly
>OH GOD, KILL ME
>"Kelly is right, it's very small and feminine"
>YOURE NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
>Peggy comes home
>ooooh, Bud brought home a girl?! and a hot one!?
>audience dies of laughter
>scene end

>>716315749
Old enough to be /vr/-worthy.

How are you liking the new Maro Kart World Bud?

oh its great, the open world is nice, spacious and clear of any content, like your brain

Oh, thanks!

Kelly was so hot, holy shit.
Someone should make a WEG about this show where you can fuck Kelly and Peg.

Gather around family, I am going to fire up the PS3

>>716321535
Oh, what game?

>>716321607
Game?

>>716321691
fuck, image

keep it going!
t. audience

Every time I see a male action movie I compare it to

>PSYCHO DAAAD~!

I would go around you but you're larger than a Call of Duty installation

>>716323138
Al Bundy, you are charged with crimes against body positivity

>>716323787
The body positivity movement hasn't even gotten to you ladies yet, they have not made character creation sliders that go far enough

>>716324423
Ladies, I take back every bad thing I ever said about the new Donkey Kong

>>716324549
fuck, image

>>716324624
It so happens I am not a lady, I am non-binary and go by they/them pronouns

>>716324806
Well I see why you weigh so much now, you ate every single checkbox

>>716325910
We are putting you on trial, and when you are found guilty we will make you play the worst game imaginable

>>716326186
Well I already know what the worst game imaginable to you is, Don't Starve

>>716326390
you should have thought twice before you called me a goron, and the game you sold me doesn't work

>>716326729
I'll go get you a new one right now, I think we just got a new shipment of all the new Switch 2 games

>>716326973
Hey Switch 2 games are digital only!

>>716318649
Kelly bring in white bf
Al: that's a white cis-male, Kelly I taught you better. Get a black bf.

>>716319883
>product placement
>audience applause

Underrated thread.

"have you heard, Al? The PS5 is inclusive, this means males pretending to be females are invited"

>>716328593
"you mean transvestites, Peg?"

>>716328705
"No, Al. These people cut their dicks off. That's the audience of the PS5."

>>716328817
"Peg, I heard there are sex scenes in video games nowadays. Maybe that would be something for Bud, so that he gets some action."

>>716329023
"Al, they only allow sex scenes when at least one tranny is involved."

>>716313424 (OP)
Married with children is to this day still peak. Here in sweden it used to air at 11:00 am so the only way you could catch it was if you were playing hooky. Everyone in that demographic is very familiar with this show here around my age kek

Hey Dad, I just got a new job as a mocap model and voice actress! I am going to star in videogames!

>>716329401
good, that way you can feed your 5 mixed children and I can use the money for booze

Ed oneil was christina applegates second father. They were very tight knit when they worked on this show

>>716329557
Very funny anon haha! anyway

>>716329401
That's great honey, what game are you going to star in?

>>716329721
hmm I forget the same, but they wanted to see my feet for some reason. What was his name again? Himmel? Hialdo? Kominjo?

>>716329991
They said they fired some European skank, because she didn't want to put out.

>>716329991
That makes no sense! why would they care about your feet so much, was the guy's name Hideo Kojima?

>>716330271
Therefore they will never fire you.

>>716330283
Now I remember! It was Hideo Kojima and he said he needs to scan my feet!

>>716313424 (OP)
>>716313568
I lol'd.

>>716330605
Did he scan anything else, buttercup?

https://youtu.be/VC83q3Cjp-A?si=Ltq_5LsenEoq2vk7
"I am a human being damnit!" Hahahahha

Hey Al, you are reading this in my voice and are now aware that I also voiced Leela in Futurama!

>>716331130
It wasn't all of it
https://youtu.be/nQ5HAts3yFc?si=wFlM3ommSncSNDw0

>>716313424 (OP)
>spends all his time complaining but he gets to look at and touch womens feet all day
What's his problem?

>>716332353
dang you right missed opportunity with the foot scan joke

>>716313568
Inaccurate, there wasn't 5 posts of hooting and hollering from the studio audience before she spoke.

>>716324003
kek
well played, anon

>>716331130
>>716331539
Watch these niggers

>>716313424 (OP)
>Son do you like ugly women? You know nagging, wrinkled hags with annoying voices, gray hair and sagging bodies?
>No dad, I don't like them at all. Who does lol?
>*Grabs him by the collar*
>Then why are you fucking my wife??!!
Hehe classic

>>716316697
I've got all that though.

>>716313568
>Kelly on camera
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

>>716337725
The only times i've jacked off to a tv show was for kelly and peggy

>>716321774
ya blew it

Needs more Jefferson

>>716329659
Ed O'Neil also used to bully the actor who played Marcy irl.

>>716338193
Based AF that dumb dyke can suck dick

>>716338193
Yeah those two hated each other. No ides why though

>>716338193
>didn't invite him to her real life wedding because he'd laugh
>he laughed and said she would have been right
>>716338369
Nah they got along off-set.

>>716337856
Peg Bundy gave me a boner for girls with big hair

>>716314063
I think she's the reason I like redheads.

>>716338416
>Nah they got along off-set
First time i"ve heard of thiz

>>716313424 (OP)
Feel bad for bud he had a chance he got a full scholarship but the family fucked him over wish they didnt do that to him. Also calling the dog bud I dont think they liked the boy that much as they loved kelly. They should have given them all a good ending but it all turns to shit in the end. The family is still not as bad as shameless family.
>>716314063
Feel bad for al his wofe was tereibly neglective to the kids

It reminds me of being hungry growing up. Who was at fault with the family

>>716338193
LGBTQI people used to have it hard back in the day.

>>716338193
>>716338369
They are probably friends but say shit like that for the audience. Lot of couples act like they are in a relationship when they are not when doing films

>>716338417
Kek based

Why is it, when a man kills another man in battle, it's called Heroic?
And yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

>>716338816
This it was like being a pedo its still the same walk down the wrong way if you are gay looking they will kill you. People still dont like gay people. Some lesbian couple got attacked for no reason on a bus in the uk

>>716339301
>Some lesbian couple got attacked for no reason on a bus in the uk
considering it was in the UK, there probably was a reason for it but no one is ever allowed to state what it is under any circumstances

>>716338813
>They should have given them all a good ending
The show was cancelled without a final season. The actors themselves didn't even know the show was cancelled until their fans told them or asked them why.

>>716339541
I feel bad for her. She's plagued by a bunch of health issues nowadays. Chronic illness and iirc survived breast cancer

No ma'am - I mean sir

>>716335068
ITS SIR

>>716339661
She had breast cancer and had a double mastectomy, and she's since developed multiple sclerosis. That last one's really shitty.

>>716340643
Damn, no more kelly tits. Sad
I've never understood what multiple sclerosis is. What is it?

>>716316606
>this looked comically out of shape and scrawny in the 1940s

>>716335068
>NO SAAR
>it's just a bunch of angry jeets

>>716316648
Far as I know she never had cancer, Christina Applegate did. Chemo does a number on you.

Good thread.

>>716337964
>living the NEET dream with his wealthy banker wife
>except for the 1% of the time he's out on some alphabet agency mission making far more than she does

>>716340931
inflammations
most of the chronic shit is inflammations and the current corrupt pharma system only hides symptoms, never cures

>>716346456
Sad. Applegate seemed like a really cool person

>>716348496
it's curable.

>>716313568
How to get a wife like this?

Steve did nothing wrong

>>716316697
>>easy access to women's feet on a daily basis
eh?

>>716349957
What is?

>>716350713
Everything.
https://nypost.com/2025/07/10/health/boy-8-can-walk-again-thanks-to-experimental-drug-made-just-for-him/
A storm is coming.

>>716350097
The answer to how to get attractive wife is always money, the real question is how much.

>>716340972
Well duh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGa6BPj3Mcw

>>716350797
Miracle boy bruh
But outside of that, a shit ton is unknown about how to cure shit. Iirc multiple sclerosis and fybriomala something something are shit medicine still aren't understanding fully. They're basically names for a bunch of shit wrong that is still unknown for us

>>716351121
Kind of like cancer, where we know how to cure like, a dozen or so types of it. The problem being there are hundreds or maybe even thousands of different kinds of cancer.

>>716351121
not really.
>pharma doesn't understand
false, they create disease, that's how they make money. they are not interested in cures.

>>716351294
no, you don't you do not even get what "cancer" is.
all you do is inject poison into the patient and cross fingers that the patient survives for a few more months or years, which is plain retarded.

Bump

>>716316697
>being openly anti-feminist in public
if you wanna do that just present yourself as feminist. Ironically they're some of the most misogynistic people I've encountered.

>>716337725
>Underage Kelly enters the camera
>audience goes "WOOOOOOOO AGOOOWAAAG-"

There was a time where I wasn't allowed to use the PC so I just watched marathons of MwC on the comedy channel. Great show. Also liked him in Modern Family. Real good actor.

>>716353918
Yes.

LOVE AND MARRIAGE LOVE AND MARRIAGE

>>716350350
He was a salesman at a women's shoe store, back when you'd ask them to fit you for shoes
this involved taking your shoes off

>>716355730
>Real good actor.
For me it was Little Giants
Still my favorite sports movie

Married with children is the better show but Tiffany is better than Kelly.

Is this the 40+ gamer thread? Who watches this?

>>716357391
hey nigger I'm 39 not 40

>>716329313
i remember. one of these days i should go and download the lot like i did Frasier a while back.

>>716350097
Be born in the 1970s so you can find a girl born in the 1980s. Only way possible, women past that get leagues worse.