Mario if he collect every coin in the game

Mario if he genocidal war criminal

Mario if he brew

>>716313661 (OP)
>it's not even a wario edit
come on dude

Mario if he bought insurance against terrorist attacks a week before Bowser attacked Mushroom Kingdom.
Mushroom Kingdom had to pay out its entire coin treasury to Mario in court.

>>716313661 (OP)
>antisemitism
sybau

Mario if he shits up 4chan with bullshit on Israeli IPs and should be range banned

Mario if he spams /gif/ with pro interracial propaganda involving white guys and non white girls

>>716314760
>pro interracial propaganda involving Toads and non-mushroom girls*

Mario if he funding bowser'd productions.

Mario if he has an X.com account concern trolling about the "dangers" of AI image generation and false claims about cheese pizza made with it all day because he fears artificial intelligence since it could see through his lies and wants corporations to have a monopoly over it.

>>716314539
Saar full support to israel

Mario if he spams "NTR smile" and "built for bbc" shitposts in response to /v/ threads with hot video game girl OPs

>>716314539
>baboon speak
Thanks for admitting that only shitskins die for Israel.

Mario if he trafficks young Toad girls to his island so he can show them his mushroom

Mario if he floods demoralization propaganda and doomposting on /pol/

Mario if he hid in world 1-2 and kidnapped young Toad girls from there and moved them back up to his temple through pipes.

>>716313661 (OP)
@grummz this is NOT okay

Mario if he hiding in walls and speaking yiddish and Luigi can hear him

How will the Jews ever recover from how much the overton window has moved in the past 5 years

Mario if he owns all the banks, media, big tech, and corporations and replaces all the CEOs with subservient shitskins that bend over to him.

>>716315324

Mario if he uses propaganda to ruin the western gaming industry and controls payment processors so games he doesn't like get pulled from online video game stores.

Mario if he uses divide and conquer tactics to turn the Mushroom Kingdom and Bowser's Kingdom against each other continuously while he destroys them both by pretending to be on both sides.

>>716313720
The mushroom kingdom has a right to defend itself

>>716314110

>>716313661 (OP)
Mario if he owns america

Mario if he antisemitic

>>716314539
>anti-antisemitism
Cool it with the racism bro

Mario if he hates himself and continues generations of inbreeding, sends in Goombas into the Mushroom Kingdom while keeping Goombas away from his own land that he stole from Pokeys

Mario if he kill Christ

>>716315957
>a mustached European man embarks on a quest to liberate his homeland from the sinister big-nosed menace that bewitched the people and plundered the kingdom's treasures

Bro! This is Mein Kampf: the Video Game!

>>716313661 (OP)
Mario if he a member of a global satanic pedo cult that controls all major governments.

Mario if gamers point nukes at his illegitimate and stolen land

>>716316202
no you don't get it. not only are they self-loathing but they aren't the only "semites" and they hate the other semites.

Mario if he got a randomly bombed neighboring countries again award

>Mario if he seal

Mario if he in the video game Super Mario Stolen Land

>>716313801

Mario if he likes cheese pizza

So long gay foreskin

Mario if he wears a tiny hat instead of his regular hat

Mario if he cries and gets mad when you take his coins away and cries as he strikes you

>>716313661 (OP)
Shin Megami Tensei 2

>>716316620

Mario if he makes up bullshit 6 million number about how many plumbers were put into ovens and anyone with basic math skills and know the effects of poison gas on the body and illness treatment works and can detect if graves are real or see the pictures of swimming pools can see that Mario's story is a hoax made to control the Mushroom Kingdom.

mario if he off-topic