Thread 716314220 - /v/ [Archived: 122 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:36:47 PM No.716314220
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Will the next Mass Effect be good?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:40:00 PM No.716314458
Judging from the track record of zero good game so far, no.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:40:17 PM No.716314478
>>716314220 (OP)
Given that, of the four games in the series, only the first one was good. Signs don't look favorable.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:45:44 PM No.716314901
>>716314220 (OP)
It would be a miracle if it's anything like Andromada. I bet it'd be closer to Vailguard with at least some tranny asari and shit.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:49:09 PM No.716315115
Bioware is not allowed to make game anymores after flopguard
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:50:10 PM No.716315194
>>716314901
>tranny asari
how?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:50:52 PM No.716315240
>>716314220 (OP)
It's been 15 years since the last time Bioware released a good game, so I'm gonna make a radical prediction and say no.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:52:54 PM No.716315389
>>716314220 (OP)
Unfortunately not.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:12:18 PM No.716316692
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why she did it
Replies: >>716317240
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:20:45 PM No.716317240
>>716316692
A horror greater than the Reapers.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:21:27 PM No.716317295
Femshep is a slave to big blue butts and big blue cocks!
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:26:14 PM No.716317590
we got like 1 teaser trailer 5 years ago and not even a scrap of new info since. this shit is dead
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:28:12 PM No.716317738
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No.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:28:19 PM No.716317748
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>>716317295
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:49:51 PM No.716319304
>>716317590
It got abandoned 2 years ago and rebooted this May. In all likelihood, EA will starve it out of a budget and kill it, instead of outright canceling it. Unless the TV show somehow manages to revive the franchise. But that's not going to be a vote of confidence in future Bioware games, it might lead to some more copies of the LE being sold, though. Even then, the series is a good 2-3 years away.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:51:55 PM No.716319463
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>>716317295
Femshep is a slave to the 41%
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:56:49 PM No.716319832
nuBioware
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Let's look at the track record since the last decade
>Dragon Age 2
>TORtanic
>Ass Effect 3
>Tranny Age: Cisquisition
>Ass Effect: Andromeda
>Anthem
>Ass Effect: Legendary Censorship Edition
>Tranny Age: Failguard
They have literally only released absolute bottom of the barrel stinkers in the last 15 years
If you are looking forward to ANYTHING they do you might actually be clinically retarded
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:57:44 PM No.716319915
>>716314220 (OP)
Not if they insist on making Femshep a thing.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:58:25 PM No.716319973
>>716314220 (OP)
Why would it?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:01:02 PM No.716320195
No
>Female Shep
Gross
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:02:38 PM No.716320324
>>716319304
Why would the show be good? Iโ€™m tired of having faith that these people either know what theyโ€™re doing or have my best intentions at heart. Why will the show not be a pozzed Halo style mess that gets enormous glowing reviews from fake people online before getting cancelled in season 3 without a legacy.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:03:50 PM No.716320428
>Femshep decides to seduce James
>James tells her it's friendly jabs and that he doesn't believe in fraternization
>James makes it bluntly clear that he does not want to have sex with Femshep
>Femshep can get James so drunk that he loses control of himself, so she can fuck him

A little weird that Bioware didn't catch shit for the
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:08:27 PM No.716320798
>>716314220 (OP)
No, it was being developed during the "time travel" boom in media.
So it'll about Liara trying to find artifacts, etc and sending them back in time to Shepard during the events or ME1,2 & 3.

Biggest change to the timeline is that Shepard isn't killed by the Collectors at the start of ME2
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:10:54 PM No.716320986
>>716320324
>>Why would the show be good?
Oh, it won't be good. I mean, all I'm saying is that EA is holding off on the off chance that the show is good to actually pour some money in the next game, but even in that case, it's not saving Mass Effect.

The show has some people from the Fallout show, but the fallout show was extremely mid, with some highlights, like Walter Goggins being a good actor and Ella Purnell not being an insufferable feminist girl boss protagonist. Who knows what they fuck they'll do, but going off of the Fallout TV show, it will be about a group trying to go back to the Milky Way from Andromeda, only to find that the Reapers are still there and we lost the war.

>>716320798
My source is that I made it the fuck up.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:11:15 PM No.716321010
>>716320428
Same with all of Jacob really.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:12:01 PM No.716321086
>>716320195
>I'm gay
Strange thing to bring up all of a sudden, but good for you I guess.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:14:05 PM No.716321247
>>716320986
>My source is that I made it the fuck up.
No. It was revealed to me in a dream.
Also manage to save both Kaiden and Ashley.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:18:24 PM No.716321594
>>716314220 (OP)
BWC SLUT
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:22:22 PM No.716321920
KROGAN COCK
Replies: >>716344829
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:36:30 PM No.716323118
>>716320986
>Who knows what they fuck they'll do,
We've been consuming "their" media for the last decade, I can tell you exactly how this is going to go;

>The main character will be femshep. There's no way in hell it won't be a woman. Whether that woman is brown or white is open to question, but probably black because Femshep is commonly portrayed as a redhead
>The big, buff and incredibly handsome black or brown man (love interest) that embodies every classic white male stereotype from the 90s
>The seasoned white male (wildcard) who is either fucked up or old, and "inexplicably" becomes the best character because he's funny and effective
>Another white guy (mentor), but this one is old and withered and non-threatening as a romantic rival.
>The black lady mastermind
>Quirky white guy (comic relief)
>Generic white lesbian
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:42:44 PM No.716323639
>>716323118
They're not going to use femshep, but the protagonist will definitely be female.
I expect a lot more female characters, to be honest, and a lot of them will be pajeets, because that's what the lore says. Or this indistinguishable mesh of brown. Men will mostly be fuck-ups. Protagonist will be girlboss lesbian and have another girl boss girlfriend, probably asari.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:19:50 PM No.716326641
gay
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>>716323639
>this is the main character
It's already doomed to fail, this is lame as fuck
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:21:15 PM No.716326736
>>716326641
The design is likely sticking, but everything about the game got rebooted after the latest Bioware "restructure".
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:29:13 PM No.716327419
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>they put a chick in it and made it lame and gay
How are they still doing this after losing money for years with the same concept?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:31:41 PM No.716327647
>>716327419
It's easy, the decision was made in 2023. From what I recall it wasn't well received in the N7 Day reveal and even media coverage wasn't positive.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:37:20 PM No.716328124
Why is the trilogy 60$ and goes to 6$ every sale? What retarded sales tactic is this?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:07:59 PM No.716330695
>>716314220 (OP)
Just like with star wars, only the original trilogy exists, everything else is fanfiction
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:22:21 PM No.716331903
>>716330695
ME1 = originals
ME2 = prequels
ME3 = Disney slop
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:49:43 PM No.716334161
We will never find out what happened after ME3 and that's probably for the best.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:06:39 PM No.716335593
asari'd
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>>716317295
Aint that the truth
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:40:00 PM No.716338225
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>>716326641
>>716327419
I like it desu
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:43:02 PM No.716338465
>>716338225
i might like it if it didn't have the fedora tier trenchcoat
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:57:31 PM No.716339595
>>716327419
Why are they so narrow?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:01:56 PM No.716339956
>>716326641
>>716327419
that helmet is actually too small too fit
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:24:57 PM No.716341836
>>716339956
You think it's a robot inside? Or that it all is a robot?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:27:59 PM No.716342075
>>716335593
source please?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:30:08 PM No.716342238
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>>716341836
I think bioware needs to hire some new artists
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:32:25 PM No.716342419
>>716314220 (OP)
This is Sonneโ€™s G8F model of Femshep for DAZ, isnโ€™t it?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:35:01 PM No.716342627
>>716342238
I've been saying that Matt Rhodes needs to leave since 2014.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:43:22 PM No.716343204
>>716314220 (OP)
Plappable
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:05:12 PM No.716344829
>>716321920
SO GOOD
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:05:55 PM No.716344879
>>716342075
https://x.com/sandreiio/status/1935736402601505267
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:06:59 PM No.716344979
>>716314220 (OP)
Femshep is canon.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:08:26 PM No.716345105
>>716344879
Why are they so fat?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:09:43 PM No.716345210
>>716345105
asari milk has lots of nutrients
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:27:17 PM No.716346539
>>716327419
pretty sure they just wanted to rip off cyberpunk but it takes modern bioware 7-8 years to produce dog shit slop
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:42:58 PM No.716347862
>>716342238
What's the source of the image mate?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:18:01 PM No.716350629
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:38:24 PM No.716352085
>>716326641
>>716327419
Actual kino if the helmet stays on at all times.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:43:36 PM No.716352454
>>716314901
>>716315194
Veilguard already added a character who explicitly says they're "non-binary" even though they're from a species where being transgender is normal, well defined and accepted.
I really wouldn't be surprised if they introduced an Asari character that's "non-binary". No, I don't even trust them to figure out the word "non-unary".
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:46:39 PM No.716352646
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>>716344879
This guy's DbD Huntress content is peak.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:48:06 PM No.716352735
>>716347862
stickybuns
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:50:00 PM No.716352880
Starchild owns that ass
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:13:55 AM No.716354518
porn addicts
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:15:07 AM No.716354603
You guys are too addicted to porn unironically.
Also only ME1 was good and you're a massive retard if you think another ME game will ever be good.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:15:22 AM No.716354620
Dont care, not giving EA money.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:17:55 AM No.716354804
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>>716314220 (OP)
After receiving everything that went wrong with the last dragon age they will come to the conclusion it needs 16x the representation and 4x the modern political commentary.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:19:03 AM No.716354873
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>>716314220 (OP)
Trust the plan
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:20:54 AM No.716355023
>>716350629
>tfw no mirandanon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:38:49 AM No.716356367
>>716314220 (OP)
The setting has kinda served its purpose, so I don't really wanna see another Mass Effect game unless it's lower stakes and more focused. Andromeda was actually a pretty ingenious way to do a fresh start, since a new Galaxy means new lore to uncover and new adversaries to fight, but the game was a wet fart