>We want the Frozen audience

>>716319609 (OP)
>The hole looked so dark and deep
Woah, which hole?

>literally Disney Kong

So pathetic. Who the fuck is this for? This legitimately makes me angry. I hate seeing this lifeless shit peddled to children. Is this supposed to teach them that “black holes” are good? It’s insane how they HAVE to work negro propaganda into EVERYTHING because if a SINGLE piece of media isn’t niggard, it will completely out sell the others. There can be no other option than this slop, and there’s more coming.

Disney should patten singing girl and sue Nintendo

>>716319802
It's for your daughter, incel.

>>716319802
>her
Wow, this made me feel things

>>716320235
>Jenny Kidd
>Plays a kid in both her roles
Wow so 'groundbreaking'. Thank you NINTENDO

>>716320235
>kidd
>actually hag
now this i can get behind

>>716319609 (OP)
God damn this is awful

WE'RE BREAKING THROUGH
DOWN TO THE CORE
NO STOPPING US
NOT ANYMORE

>>716322028
Yeah Nintendo games now contain 4-chord Vocal themes and Disney princesses for 4 year old girls.
Mario was always them aping Disney, but that was the Disney that made Sword in the Stone, and Hercules.

Will emulate with the nude mod once it's ready.

>>716323326
You're about to make Visa block Nintendo from ever selling a game again, you know that right?

>>716319609 (OP)
So? This is how disconnected I am from Nintendo fans, I can't even comprehend what it is you're trying to say with this. This seems like a pretty logical move for a kids game. You DO understand that Donkey Kong Bananza is a kid's game don't you?

>>716323470
>pirate game
>apply mod not approved by them
>shut down first party developer
I will make everyone emulate it with the nude mod so it happens even faster.

I would skip the shit out of this to prevent me from dying of cringe

>716323735
Retarded tranny detected.

>>716323735
I do, but the issue is continuing to use Disney as the template for what Nintendo wants to be, when Disney is no longer the same magnet for "all ages" quality as it was then. Now it's mostly a megacorporate that makes popular but terrible kids movies, and once-teenage franchises that are now worse than ever which the grown-up audience has grown out of. They're not even doing THAT well all things considering, and certainly not the idyllic frontmen they were back when they made Pochahontas

>>716319609 (OP)
even frozen is less cringe that this shit.

>>716320582
It's as if Hideo Kojima named her

>>716319609 (OP)
Platforming?
Donkey kong?
Gameplay?

>>716319609 (OP)
>We want the Balan Wonderworld audience

>>716319609 (OP)
Thank god I'm not the only one whose noticed how childish and condescending this game is with its jingling keys and Nintendo leaning so heavily into the family friendly image that it's sickening.
>Skinner boxes
>Mind-numbing ADHD gameplay
>Constant noise and particle effects with bright pretty colors
>Gacha-like mechanics with several different currencies to buy cosmetics
>>>>Skill points for moves you could already realistically do
>Memberberries pandering promising they still totally respect and care about this IP you guise (despite that it hasn't had a new game in 10 years and no, rereleasing decades old ports and charging full MSRJew doesn't count)
>Pauline's constant Navi-like backsteating and reactions to everything
>Constant yapping about friendship and protecting the ones you love and being true to yourself
>We want the "lower class boondocks to trailer trash young white girls who listen to mainstream music and think they can sing" audience
>Le whacky goofy ahh Ahegao Dong expressions
>Calarts bean mouth style they were obviously inspired by Pixar's nu films
>LOOK AT HOW HAPPY EVERYONE IS! EVERYBODY DANCING SUPER FUN TIME FOR ALL!
DK's for literal babies and manchildren now that this is how Nintendo sees it's audience: Easily amused cattle that'll eat up any slop they put out as long as it controls well and they clap at seeing things they recognize. Good luck getting gen Alphas and normalniggers to play Mario 64 or even DKC with their "le clunky" controls.

>>716319609 (OP)
>When the world felt so cruel and bleak.
>period at the end
Fucking illiterates this is not a complete sentence reeeeeeee

>>716319764
puzy

>>716319609 (OP)
Every time I see new cuts of this game, I want it less. Does Nintendo have a sickness?