Thread 716320520

Retired army gun expert reacts to /v/ideo game weapons

>>716320520 (OP)
>retired champion race stallion reacts to Tomb Raider game

>2 military guys reacts to video game
>”Oh my god did he just sweep his teammate?
>”He just sweeped his teammate!”
>”Like… bro, don’t sweep like that.”
>”This would never be tolerated in our platoon”
>”Especially not in such an urban environment… HE DID IT AGAIN!”
>”Jesus christ. This fucking clown”
>repeat for 10 minutes

>>716320520 (OP)
The worst one I've ever seen was,
>Opera singer reacts to video game music
I played Orchestra since Elementary school but you don't see me making videos about the violins in a game.

>>716322427
what, marco? I think he's a meme at this point for his soijak thumbnails, I don't mind if he wants to talk about opera though, he just doesn't have a lot to work with, there's some opera stuff in games every now and then but it's mostly just other genres of random music that he has no clue about anyways

He looks so tired these days

can you please just skip the foreplay and go straight to posting some decent horse porn

>>716323021
>mental health expert reacts to video games existing (he has a mental health breakdown)

I bet he would have absolutely riveting insight on weapons that are not the standard issue service weapons of the army... Not

>specialist reacts to game and movie guns, deaths, action scenes
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.
Just let me enjoy my games, movies and piss filters. Not everything has to be MUH dry realism.

>>716328676
its tragic despite that this is the most popular fallout game and even their shitty TV show feels feels like its based on that abomination

>>716320520 (OP)
>Dairy farmer reacts to Breeders of Nephylim

>>716320520 (OP)
>Real ghost react to Fatal Frame

>>716320759
kek

>>716322757
he has to live on Britain.

>>716331976
Each animal would be a carnivore if they were aware of the delectable flavor of chicks.

What would a real nigga react to? Hard mode: Not San Andreas.

>>716332576
def jam: fight for ny
narc
50 cent: bulletproof
monkeyball

>>716320520 (OP)
>retired rapist reacts to rance

>>716322304
Heh

>>716320520 (OP)
>[expert] reacts to [thing]
>Ya that's pretty unrealistic...
>You see in the real world...
>So that wouldn't work because...
>In the business we call that a...
>What really should have happened was...
I can only assume the algorithm really likes these types of videos for some reason, the format was worn out a long time ago

>>716322757
Does the man even own any personal firearms?

>>716320520 (OP)
>don't recommend channel

>>716320824
Gary.
Does
Not.
Love.
(You).

>>716332576
I once found a ghetto nigga reacting to Mozart music. I appreciated how cheap the camera (phone) setup was and how he didn't bother to tidy up the room.

>>716322757
I got banned on /k/ for making a 'pathetic britbong' thread when that guy was covering deep rock galactic

>>716320520 (OP)
>man with severe health problems rates video game combat stances

>>716332576
Most of the time its anime, music, and movies. They don't usually do videos reacting to ghetto shit for whatever reason.

>>716326106
A horse seems like the most dangerous animal you could fuck, one sudden kick and best case scenario you're now bound to a wheelchair for life.
I don't get zoophiles, but I especially don't get men into horses

>>716332576
games with wizards 'n' shit in it, yo!

>>716332346
cunnilingus should be illegal

>>716333037
I like the ones where they do the opposite. Something like
>"As strange as this may seem, it actually reminds me of something."
>pulls out obscure prototype from 1876
>"As you can see here, the Frankherden-Borsch system is very similar to what we see in the game."

>>716334843
these are great, too bad they're rare as fuck

>>716333972
well, what was her reaction?

>>716331976
I always assumed horses were opportunistic carnivores, ie they'd eat meat if given the easy chance (like this webm), like deers.
Turns out they're not even that, it's just that some of them are weird sick fuckers who get curious enough to try it.

>>716332576
The Urbz: Sims in the City

>>716334941
She didn't like it, at all.

>>716320759
Lmao

>>716335228
Because she was jealous or because of its depiction of tulpas?

>>716321750
They're right though. Stop sweeping your teammates you fucking retards

>>716331976
>fable.webm

>>716328604
You realize you can just uh
Not watch them right?
Why does /v/ always fail to understand this?

>correcting every inaccuracy in cod/moh/etc
>So over here the gun is missing the safety switch, charging handle, ejector port, and fire rate selector likely because it was mirrored from the other side
actually this shit is pretty fascinating, gives insight to developers mindsets and their methods and hacks

>>716335349
No, she was asking me why was I playing trash for weeabos.

Convicted spree shooter reacts to HATRED

>>716322757
I don't understand why they kept having him look at energy weapons and other shit he'd have no clue about. Feels like he had to just smile and wave whenever that happened.

>>716334616
I mean some people just want horsepussy, it's not really about the danger people just want what they want. And they can only get horsepussy from horses. Same with every other form of degeneracy.

>>716336245
It's what the audience wants

>>716322757
>Jonathon explains how there was a real-life version of Bolters (rocket propelled bullets) for the eightieth time
>Jonathon has to sit there and watch stupid shit like a gun that fires alien shit out of its mouth, or an orb that shoots a laser beam
I imagine the kickbacks are huge to be worth doing this shit still.

>>716336840
He actually seems to be familiar with 40k stuff, if not actually like it, so I assume it's not the worst material for him to cover. Putting plasma guns and laser weapons on-screen for him to stare blankly at is unpleasant to watch, though.

>>716336840
The last stuff I remember him actually being enthusiastic about was when he was covering some of the weapons from Helldivers.

>>716337050
Oh yeah, he knows and likes Warhammer, it's just that he's had to bring up that irl Bolter like a dozen times by now, the shtick must be getting tiresome

>>716331976
>>716335496
-5 Morality

>>716320759
>pauses video
>"horse legs don't actually bend this way"

>>716337315
What's so good about helldiver weapons?

>>716339286
KEK

>that retired yakuza reacting to Yakuza Games interview
>he pretty much confirms it it is pretty accurate minus the flashy fights on top of buildings
>he mentions he even knew a guy who had an orphanage he ran legit and cared for the kids even though it was just a money laundry scheme

>>716334616
the real redpill is that humans don't want horsepussy, horses want BHC and will stop at nothing to get it