Thread 716330101

The best of us get taken way too early. And the rest of us are just stuck here. He was such a beautiful guy you know. You know i'm not talking about his looks you know his personality he was outgoing he was vibrant he was full of energy he was the nicest guy he had a passion for. Rest in peace H.

I am so sad about the hulkster dying but we need to hit our goal guys.

What a way to find out Hulk Hogan is dead, with a shitty DSP thread on /v/

>>716330101 (OP)
>Cobes lost Ozzy
>DSP lost Hogan
WHEN WILL IT END

>cardiac arrest
Figures, bodybuilding is really bad for the heart
Still he made it to 71 which is not bad

>>716330101 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4qpFYeAK08
Here's an ode to the last of the dying breed, the greats who lived it up in the 80-00s regardless of their profession and will die this decade or the next!

Yeah, I miss Chuck Mangione too...

>>716330101 (OP)
LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4dAozXWd78

>>716331008
> Bodybuilding.
Nope, it was the roids, always the roids. Don't abuse them, be smart.

>>716330869
>i see the whole world through the lens of shitty ecelebs
grim what streaming brainrot does to some of you tards

>DSP spend hundreds of thousands on Hogans
>Hogans are about to skyrocket in value
>DSP still has Hogans
Holy shit, DSP millionaire incoming.

>>716331806
That mother fucker keeps winning, you guys just suck at gambling man, respect to the madlad.

>>716331806
It is digital jpeg's though...

>>716333091
Stonks and KKKoins are just digital gambling anyway at a government approved casino.

Hogan is watching us from above and I am sure he will be dissapointed if we don't hit our goal today. Remember that if we hit the goal I will order MCdonalds tommorow and eat it on camera tommorow. And it would be extra nice if we can manage to hit the goal because my wife has to go to her job tommorow and it sure would be great if she didn't have to cook dinner after that. Sounds good? Alright.

>Retarded piece of shit gushing about one of his ilk
Wow great thread.

>>716330869
Maybe Ian will lose Anisa.

>>716333992
> African without anyone great to speak of.
lol. Heil Hogan o//

>>716331008
71 is later than a lot of guys live thats more than enough. not much to look forward to after that age anyway i imagine. lots of guys die before retirement.

DEVOUR
DEVOUR

Anyone know how much DSP has spent on WWE champions so far? Is it 200k$ already?

>>716331164
71 for roids is fucking lucky as hell.

Most wrestlers of that era did not make it that far

>>716335852
I thought it was 50k?

>>716330101 (OP)
(stuffs his face with fast food while making disgusting pig noises)

>>716335935
I am 100% sure it is 100k and I am pretty sure we hit 150k sometime ago. I am not sure if we crossed 200k by now.

>>716330101 (OP)
now they can sell even more embarrassing Hogan pngs to him

>black people and their leftist pets hijacking the death of a celebrity to push more hypocritical muh n word crap

americans are insane

>>716335935
50k confirmed and 250k suspected

>>716330101 (OP)
His life’s been tough, it really has

>>716330101 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>716330101 (OP)
phil is gay

>>716334560
>>>/pol/

>>716330101 (OP)
This thread is outdated. Phil isn't interested in wrestling anymore and he sold his WWE champions account downfromtherafters many years ago.

>>716330101 (OP)
Come on guys! Let's support the channel, he's based and redpilled.

>>716336167
You only care because Hogan went on a racist tirade. Not like you gave a fuck about wrestling anyway.

>>716338204
If you like the stream please support. If you don't like the stream please support.

Come on guys, I AM NOT PLAYING ANYMORE UNTIL SOMEONE SUBS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.....

ANY MINUTE NOW.....

WHAT ARE YOU POOR? Come AHHHNNNNN we only need another $900 to get to the Arbys goal, I wanna eat some slop and I can only do it if I make 1000 dollars TONIGHT, now DONATE

PHIL OUTLIVES ANOTHER FAG!

>>716330101 (OP)
a real american... he was one of a kind...

UNTIL THIS HALLOWEEN, BROTHER!
HOGAN'S BACK WITH A VENGEANCE WITH THE NEW 6* POWERHOUSE HELL HOGAN CARD

>>716330101 (OP)
kat is fat

>>716330101 (OP)
Imagine being an unironic Phil fan.
>on NEETbucks and live with your parents well into your 30-40s
>donate literally ALL of your money to this fat retard every time it comes in
>only reward is watching him eat hamburgers you could've just bought yourself for 1/500th the price
>he just decides to ban you when you say even a slight criticism
>his hatebase come after you too

>>716338653
You sleep alone.

>>716339174
so does dsp lmao

>>716338974
I find the whole situation absolutely hilarious, yeah, you'd have to be a total retard to donate to Phil, but his haters keep his popularity going, meanwhile doing the exact same shit that Phil is doing which is begging for money and memberships while dedicating their life to him, that fucking Doody streams guy is a massive fuckin loser. DSP fans and his haters are absolute fucking retards.

If you don't Phil, don't fucking watch him, lel

>>716339330
>If you don't Phil, don't fucking watch him, lel
Fuck, meant to say don't like Phil

>>716338204
>What's wrong? This game is great,I thought YOU guys wanted this game Where's the support?
>...
>That's it if it doesn't reach $150 this stream I'm dropping this stupid game.
>$2 super chat: "get a real job"
>Fuck this game, its fucking garbage I'm not playing it anymore.

>>716330101 (OP)
Fuck the Chudster for fleecing Phil for jpegs

>>716339257
Phil has sex every night. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

>>716338653
I hope you are canadian.

>>716338974
I'm surprised the guy's hatebase is even still a thing at this point, everything's become so dull and routine that there's nothing to derive anything from anymore that hasn't already been done way better years ago, and it's clear he'll never truly falter by their actions.
This isn't a CWC scenario where interesting developments can unfold with time, he's in a perfect stagnation courtesy of the losers who keep him alive.

>>716339812
The Kino Casino arc reignited everything because Phil is just such a retard.

>>716339174
man i hate to say this but she's really fucking ugly and i hope this couple never passes on their genes

>>716339558
I like how games first get moved to the night stream which is the death row wing of the prison.

>>716330101 (OP)
Did you license this thread officially through DarkSydePhil LLC? If not, pay up, buddy.

>>716339705
The exact wording was he is getting laid by his wife.
>>716339812
If you aren't watching him then you have no idea what you are talking about. On the one hand he recently became "dull and routine" in a way he wasn't. On the other hand the last year was actually wild and completely unlike anything else he ever did.

>>716340437
The king snake WILL release his foul odor on all his detractors!

>in the leaked DMs the casino bros were trying to talk with him but he CAN'T shut the fuck up about the detractors that they just fucked off and hate him now
Despite what me might say, the detractors live in his head rent free 24/7 and fully control his entire life.
Too scared to even go outside for fear of meeting one.

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

>>716339812
he just keeps spouting the most outlandish crap, I think that's pretty funny
just a couple minutes ago he claimed he's "in the best shape of his life", whilst looking like a sack of rotten potatoes with tits bigger than some titty streamers
also how people are "coping" and jealous of his "awesome pet cat"

>>716336197
where the fuck does someone like him get that much money?

>>716340783
>just a couple minutes ago he claimed he's "in the best shape of his life"
You didn't mention the context you detractor. The context was that someone in chat told him that he wouldn't want to be DSP. And the response was DSP getting outraged why you wouldn't want to be him.

>>716340936
Everyday he expects to get 150$ for his stream and he streams twice a day. And he is on his financial decline so the money he was getting was even better. And he worked out a great way to incentivize people. Every time he hits 10 goals so 10x 150$ he orders a doordash meal and eats it on camera as a reward for his viewers.

>>716336167
same people who were celebrating Ozzy btw

>>716334186
Judging by what Anisa has been doing lately, that's more than likely

>>716340657
video games butts, easily.

Let's get the momentum rolling.

Let's get some subs! Over on Kick!

>>716339812
Personally I just dropped interest on Phil. I still watch some old TIHYDPs however and try to find if anyone has made actually good one of other games.

>>716330687
the best way

dsp outlives another

>>716330101 (OP)
what is he gonna spend his money on now?

>>716348023
Zombie Hogan. Ghost Hogan. Lich Hogan. Ghoul Hogan. etc

>>716348119
I just realized that they will probably soon make a new hogan in memory of his death. And it will probably cost DSP at least a 1000$ to pull him.

>>716330101 (OP)
Kino offered him a paid trip to florida to go to Hogan's bar to see Hulk in person. This Motherfucker rejected that offer.

Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/7YVc5Rgyv6s

>>716335935
He spent 50k from early 2020 to late 2021 which was the timeline for his bank leaks. He has played the game since 2017.

>>716348695
At least post actually relevant banana song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQdNwyB7Z54

>>716348639
imagine trusting that fat jewlover and the cokehead arab gimp he has for a cohost

Guys let's talk about the schedule.

>>716348792
Zoom zoom

>>716348975
He deserves eternity in hell just for this.

>>716348801
They would absolutely do it for the content. It is basically like Idubbz walking into the Sam hyde lion's den.

>>716340657
Only good ones are vidya butts and Chad Warden. The rest deserve to be crucified.

>quits SF6
It's over.

>>716340657
Sauce on this chick? Reverse image search gives me nothing

>I
>DID
>NOTHING
>WRONG
https://youtu.be/XOIKX_OXdlA?si=kHgHqPsewnbvN0rr

>>716349491
That fucking 15 second cinematic shit is so fucking stupid. Fighting games are a joke.

>>716349491
>jerking off in the last 10sec
Oh no, not again.

>>716349604
He really thinks very highly of himself. Meanwhile after he dies, he will only be remembered for jerking off on stream.

>>716349776
DSP won't be remembered after he dies because he'll be the last person on Earth.

>>716349574
Racing games are the bane of his existence, just look at his CTR and Need for speed playthroughs kek
https://youtu.be/8CXU9cT9bBA?si=5QWymZ-_p1QuZeHI

>>716349236
yes which is why it's the only smart thing Phil has done, not going along with that shit

>>716349604
He's well aware that being The Guy is one of his only enduring legacy points for those outside of his fanbase and hatebase, he completely plays into it as a result in hopes of virality.

>>716330101 (OP)
>wrestlingshit
I thought DSP had died for a second

>>716350171
It was only accidentally smart in that context. The main motivator was not wanting to leave the house.

>>716350194
>he completely plays into it as a result in hopes of virality.
No anon he doesn't. His ego wouldn't allow it. He plays into being bad at games and raging but he is still very bitter about the incident.

The Cannon brothers will pay one day for literally giving birth to rollback netcode.

>>716350389
He does, he executes clown mode many times because that's what gets him the money, even if he tries to act like he's not 'tainment for 'tards.

>>716340657
The dog clearly.

>>716349491
>mouths off like crazy when fighting randoms
>gets real nice and polite when he's being bodied 11-0 by an evo player
What do you call this behaviour

>>716351474
Knowing his place.

>>716338204
If we reach the goal of $1400, I WILL show my cock and balls live.

>>716351474
Simp behavior. He was doing it yesterday when he found out the last guy he fought was a well known CVS2 player

>10 year plan gets retconned
What now trolls?

>>716351012
That is what I said. He will clown mode about games and raging but not jerking off. He learned to quickly dismiss the incident and say it is old now. Large part of what makes him entertaining to watch is the eternal struggle between:
1)his huge ego that makes him want people to respect him for his boring streams and uneducated opinions
2)some very faint traces of self awareness that appear because of his self preservation instinct.
He will never be fully self aware about how much of a clown he is but he knows he has to give at least a bit of milk to get his money. So he carefully balances where he can let himself be a clown. Raging at games and being bad sometimes is a safe thing for him. But even then you get the doom clip that seriously pisses him off.

>>716352097
Until OIC stops supporting anyway.

>>716351474
It is not only nice and polite. Whenever he plays prominent people he never mentions lag or game dropping his inputs. And as pigroachologist I am pretty sure that he isn't even aware that he stops seeing lag cause he genuinely believes it is lag and dropped inputs.

>>716352097
Compared to him even 5 years ago you can see that he is completely burned out and has huge trouble pretending that he enjoys games. He is like a normal human at a real job when he hits 60. So the answer to your question is I am fascinated to see him still do this when he is 50 and 60.

>>716352463
when it became acceptable for him to say "no money now I drop this game" he completely gave up on the idea of finding something to enjoy about a game (literally anything)

when he was stuck playing something it would force him to find enjoyment now he's just begging to no end and he absolutely hates everything he plays because nothing gives him the level of satisfaction he receives from gambling

>>716330101 (OP)
For a second I thought DSP had also died.

>>716340657
whos feet are those

>>716349557
>chick

I still don't understand why he decided to move across country, far away from his family and friends. This has to be one of the dumbest things he did.

>>716353909
He thought Seattle was a Mecca for vidya and he could be a real guy there

>>716353909
He genuinely dislikes where he was born.

https://x.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1329857751288147969

>>716353909
this is the man who said he didn't want to visit his parents because "there's nothing to do in Connecticut"

>>716353909
He wanted to prove he was a big boy and didn't need mommy and daddy nearby.

>>716353949
He's barely left the house since moving.

>>716341109
>orders a doordash meal and eats it on camera
>as a reward for his viewers.
???????????????

>>716354047
holy kek, somehow I occasionally forget the depths of this dude’s retardation and then I see some shit like this and it all comes flooding back

>>716355534
He's a textbook narcissist.

>>716355534
it's so unintentionally alpha and based that i can't even be mad at it
imagine saying "you will watch me eat on camera and you'll pay for the food" and people unironically do it

>>716355534
he'll even guilt trip people and cry about how his wife has to cook if he can't do doordash

>>716355770
this

>>716355534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7HNquG0f1s

>>716333992
Calm down. You're not saving the world from racism every time you want to be obnoxious.

>>716353621
>because nothing gives him the level of satisfaction he receives from gambling
I realized sometime ago that he treats his donations like gambling. Especially when he leaves the stream and lets you watch his chair. He hopes that by the time he is back it stops rolling and he got some money.

>>716355534
For 1500$ yes. And recently he promised he would eat some limited time thing in burger king or some shit, realized it is not available on doordash and changed the reward last minute to something else because he couldn't be bothered to drive and pick it up himself.

>>716356814
I kneel

>>716354047
>>716353909

Connecticut resident here. This is a terrible place to live. It's very boring, very expensive, very pozzed, and Bridgeport is a good candidate for the shittiest city in the entire state. There's no good reason to live there, or here in general. He did the right thing to leave. I would leave too if I was not going to just have to come back here again someday anyways when I inherit my parents house (I hope).

HE NEVER RECOVERED

>>716355770
>"you will watch me eat on camera and you'll pay for the food" and people unironically do it
Not really though. It is only 5 or so people that are mentally disabled (not in the meme way) that believe this is a reward. Most people give him money just to stick it to the trolls or to keep the circus going. Which means that everyone him included knows that "rewards" are a joke. DSP is a sham on so many levels it is insane.

>>716357729
DPS is literally /v/-culture.

>>716352250
>OIC
Funny how people still haven't figured out that DSP is bankrolled by Feds with USAID money through Josh Moon. Same reason why Chris Chan is surviving despite being retarded. FYI they want a menagerie of lolcows as a case study and to attract autists at KF.

>>716356909
Ok but Seattle is literally the analog of everything you described but on the West Coast.

>>716334742
CONSTANTLY WHINING
WAH, WAH

lol based

https://youtu.be/mIDQyR10WDo?si=GimEB9jolrLjbFAm

>>716357221
if they weren't spending their money on DSP they'd be spending their money on some other retarded shit, I don't really care, i just find it extremely funny how he can be so lucky as to have such good paypigs (better than many onlyfans whores) and still manage to fuck it up

he got 30k for wearing a vest and he still managed to fuck it up, it's like a constant comedy of errors

DSP was on really good money for fucking YEARS, how did he screw it up so badly?

>>716358773
WWE Champions and back taxes

>>716358893
he has the financial mind of a nigger, for DSP there is no tomorrow to save towards because someone will always bail him out

he has to be the most spoiled middle class man I've ever seen, to an unhealthy point where I can't really blame him for expecting other people to just throw money at him and save his business given that they have done it multiple times already

>>716335852
>>716335935
>>716336197
>>716340591
wtf is this about casinos and WWE? I used to watch DSP like 10 years ago and stopped when he started whining like a jackass about every little thing. QRD?

>>716358773
>>716358893
>>716359031
Even before the wrestling mobile game he used to blow his money on expensive videogame statues constantly and them have to sell them at a loss because he lived in a condo and didn't have the room for them

>>716359091
Tens of thousands in the hole to a WWE mobile game.

>>716359091
he is hopessly addicted to gacha but it isn't even sexy anime waifu gacha, it's WWE sweaty men jpegs gacha styled as candy crush

i think there is gameplay in it but it's mostly a pay to win kind of deal, there is a Marvel game that's similar for phones, he denied it for years but everyone knows it's obviously him and he has basically thrown away all his savings and future at it

point is, like >>716359198 said, he is just very irresponsible with money, he even got 30k for just wearing a fucking vest, he got like 2k for a cat reveal, it's like a 10 LUCK 1 INT run

>every single Hulkster thread is being purged in seconds
>but this e-begging faggot can stay forever
BRAVO, JANNIES, BRAVO!

>>716359198
>Tens of thousands
Dsp said it this way recently and it downplays it. Anon itt said 50k in one and a half a year and he was playing since 2017. Not sure if he means champions or supercard cause dsp played wwe supercard before. I know he never slowed down on his spending and he has a multiple year login streak. So conservatively he wasted 200k easily and that is just one mobile game. He played others

>>716359453
https://youtu.be/ZwEzEApXf5o?si=0Pnipk1nLcz8Tnrx&t=4

>>716355770
Its alpha to exploit mentally ill imbeciles? It might be if he was manipulating normal people but since these people are not right in the head, it comes off as pathetic and desperate.

>>716359324
He is a retarded midas. He has money and nothing else.

>>716360059
>Its alpha to exploit mentally ill imbeciles? It might be if he was manipulating normal people but since these people are not right in the head, it comes off as pathetic and desperate.
who cares, nothing that i say is going to change the minds of these retards and if they are so careless with their money then they shouldn't be given any in the first place

DSP has been exposed multiple times as a scammer, if anyone still gives him money then it's on them, it all ends up in the hands of the gacha company anyway

>>716360059
I think he would genuinely deserve to die if his life wasn't a living hell.

>>716330101 (OP)
rip dsp
I didn't really like him but its still kinda sad

I used to watch DSP occasionally because at times his streams where pretty fun with all the shitposting and jokes about Phil that always went over his head, but god fucking damn did he reach a new low with his CONSTANT begging every 5 minutes and his recent mass dropping of games because he didnt reach his stupid ass tip goal for one stream. Right now that must be a new low even for him. He must be either in a pretty bad financial situation or he simply tries to see how far he can go with aggressive begging. Before he at least tried to keep it somewhat subtle but recently he just cant stop begging and talking about tip goals for 5 fucking minutes.