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Anonymous No.716337206 >>716337316 >>716337392 >>716337446 >>716337612 >>716337883
Times you were like Donkey Kong
>so i have to do presentation for class
>awkward as fuck
>start working out
>not so awkward
>zyzz is my inspiration
>presentation again
>trembling
>just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>get confident
>my turn
>i get up there
>start shaking uncontrollably
>start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>teacher says I can start anytime
>I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
>"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>repeat at least 4 more times
>look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
>girls start laughing
>I pass out
>hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
>minor concussion
>teacher thinks I was on drugs
>classmates call my zeezprah
>nickname eventually turns into zebra
>i haven't heard my real name in months
>haven't been this depressed since high school
Anonymous No.716337316 >>716337487
>>716337206 (OP)
that's the first thing i thought of when i saw the zebra in the trailer
Anonymous No.716337392
>>716337206 (OP)
OwO zebra daddy
Anonymous No.716337446
>>716337206 (OP)
fucking kek
Anonymous No.716337487
>>716337316
Me too kek
Anonymous No.716337612
>>716337206 (OP)
funny!
Anonymous No.716337883
>>716337206 (OP)
this pasta is older than some of the people who post here