Times you were like Donkey Kong - /v/ (#716337206) [Archived: 196 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:27:35 PM No.716337206
zebrah
zebrah
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>so i have to do presentation for class
>awkward as fuck
>start working out
>not so awkward
>zyzz is my inspiration
>presentation again
>trembling
>just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>get confident
>my turn
>i get up there
>start shaking uncontrollably
>start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>teacher says I can start anytime
>I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
>"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>repeat at least 4 more times
>look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
>girls start laughing
>I pass out
>hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
>minor concussion
>teacher thinks I was on drugs
>classmates call my zeezprah
>nickname eventually turns into zebra
>i haven't heard my real name in months
>haven't been this depressed since high school
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:29:00 PM No.716337316
>>716337206 (OP)
that's the first thing i thought of when i saw the zebra in the trailer
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:29:58 PM No.716337392
>>716337206 (OP)
OwO zebra daddy
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:30:44 PM No.716337446
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>>716337206 (OP)
fucking kek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:31:16 PM No.716337487
>>716337316
Me too kek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:32:43 PM No.716337612
>>716337206 (OP)
funny!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:36:04 PM No.716337883
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>>716337206 (OP)
this pasta is older than some of the people who post here