Thread 716348067

Nintenbros...

>>716348067 (OP)
>Literal who game
Nice photoshop.

>>716348067 (OP)
Oh shit touhou 20 is out?

ZUN does not disclose sales data, also he loves Nintendo.

>>716348067 (OP)
>Touhou Outsold Steam Deck
You just know Steam Deck is the worse selling item, why try defending it.

>>716348437
It's been out for a while, nobody seemed to care

>Reimu and pals outsell mario
based

I thought the 2hu game is coming out next month.

>>716348686
Would people really go on the Internet just to tell lies?

>>716348806
Why is her hair color so inconsistent? Is it black or brown?

Mima in Touhou 20!!!

>Touhou outsold bloodborne
grim

>>716348686
ZUN killed interest with AI
His lawyer is killing fandom interest by being trigger happy with takedowns

>>716348437
The demo came out a few months ago, and made controversy for using AI backgrounds. The actual game releases next month.

so this is you, right?
you'd have to fucking dig to even find the tweet

The color red belongs to Reimu now

1cc?

>>716348067 (OP)
translate it weebs

>>716348067 (OP)
>MK WORLD IS A DEAD GAME
MK WORLD IS A DEAD GAME

Nintendo needs Reimu in Smash to survive

>>716348686
>nobody seemed to care
But enough about Mario Kart World.

>>716348067 (OP)
>AI slop
ZUN is dead to me.

God I want to die on top of Clappy while busting my final nut, while she also cums so hard she dies as well.
I want we to have a double final death orgasm together, our tight embrace slowly relaxing as my corpse lies on top of hers.

>>716348067 (OP)
Only the demo is out, the fuck you mean "outsold." I hope so though.

>>716348806
Was this drawn by taimanin artistm

>>716349947
Wait did zun really use AI? What parts of the art are ai?

>>716352757
Two spellcard backgrounds
That's it

>>716348980
Touhou in general is inconsistent.

>>716348067 (OP)
well that's embarrassing

>>716349947
>>716352757
>>716354009
He takes stock images from google for those and google is full of aislop now. I blame google.

>>716354009
Yare yare...

>>716348980
Actually her hair is purple.

>>716348164
>On 4chan
>Doesn't know Touhou

Just delete this site already, this shit is painful.

>>716348067 (OP)
Now put her in the next Smash game

>>716348067 (OP)
Oh great, now seething Tendies are gonna shitpost 2hu too.

>>716348606
>deflecting to SD
Valve is living rent free inside every Tendie's head

>>716348067 (OP)
>MK lost to a game that isn't out yet
Tendiesisters.... not like this...

No Sakuya no buy

>>716348067 (OP)
KONNICHI WA ZUN-SAN

Onigai, ehhh...eto, onigai SALE Touhou on Nintendo Switch 2. Subarashii SALES! $$$$$$, honto.

Arigato goezaimas, very much!

>>716348067 (OP)
Nintenbros are not Video Games.

>>716348067 (OP)
touhou's still alive? i thought kancolle killed it

>>716348067 (OP)
No Mima who cares

>>716348067 (OP)
Well yeah you have to pay $500 for the first one

>>716357064
>it has little anime girls so everyone should know it!!
this is what boomer chuds actually believe

>>716348067 (OP)
>Toby Fox arranged the tracks
Based

LoLK is the only good nu-Touhou. Haven't given a shit about the story since the religion wars dreck.

>>716354009
No one believes it’s just two backgrounds, clearly it’s the entire game because the characters are too good vs his bad drawings.

>>716363674
I love(ed) Touhou, but it's really hard to give a fuck after LoLK like you said, last time I really enjoyed it was during DDC. But after LoLK I don't give a single fuck about any of the characters/story

>>716357064
I wish it never came back. A shell of its former self

>>716357064
Its only going to get worse, Anon...

>>716348067 (OP)
Switch 2 is great but I think most people can agree World was underwhelming. I had a lot of fun with it for a few weeks but I can’t see myself going back unless they really tweak it

>>716352757
he should have used ai for the entirety of it since his art is shit anyways

Narumi

>The Touhou rhythm game on Switch outsold Astro Bot on release
>This fake meme shows up months later for Mario Kart

HMMMMMMMM.

>>716348067 (OP)
Mario Kart World really died, huh?

>>716348457
Sometimes I do wonder how much the average touhou game sells

>>716348067 (OP)
wow, even Touhou has all-seeing eye symbolism

>>716371752
Bad bait.

>>716357064
nobody cares about your tranime show nigga

>>716357064
2hu stopped being good at 12 or maybe 13 and all that remains are a bunch of obsessively mentally ill people at /jp/. And also the literal discord faggot diaper trannies that used to raid every 2hu thread on /v/ just for epic drama

Just let it die please. Pretending it's still LE EPIC PINNACLE OF OTAKU CULTURE when it's dead as shit, ZUN hasn't cared about putting in effort in years, and the remaining fanbase are Chris-chan tier autismos, its sad to see.

>>716372641
>remaining fanbase
Always has been.

>>716348164
Mario Kart is a who game now? How sad.

>>716348067 (OP)
Skydriftbros now is our time to shine

>>716348067 (OP)
I don't think this is true but the Touhou game outselling astrobot in one of those famistsu sales was true.

>>716348067 (OP)
>random twatpost with no source
so is this going to continue for the rest of the year or what

>>716372262
HAG LOVE
HAG LUST

>>716359601
Endless cycle

>>716372641
>LE EPIC PINNACLE OF OTAKU CULTURE
Nobody said that, in fact it's actually very basic otaku kulshur saar.

Who's gonna be the new 1cc mascot (Stage 6 Boss)

>>716377630
A Scorpionhu

slopra balls

>>716349385
>His lawyer is killing fandom interest by being trigger happy with takedowns
Can't blame him when someone tried to copyright touhou 3-4 years ago.
Japs are funny creature, either they can be too polite and kind or nigger+Jew tier evil, no in-between.

>>716378571
>tried to copyright touhou
wasn't that the yukkuri debacle

>>716348067 (OP)
Touhou is a game and not just yuri futa hentai?

meira slop

>>716378724
Meira does not look THAT young

>>716378501
God yes, please send 2hu to /a/ so they can fix that shit board.

Frog detected. Elimination process commencing.

>>716348067 (OP)
>Touhou Fossilized Wonders outsold
>free demo

>>716348067 (OP)
World won't stop selling until some time after switch 3 release
Fossilized Wonders has already sold almost everything it's ever going to sell

>>716359735
Why wouldn't it when deckfags shat up this board for months on end about how this would totally be the nintendo killer this time

>>716380231
it's to single out the tendiebots like >>716380314

>>716348067 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA OH NO NINTENBROS

It's easy to outsell a game that has less than 24 players online anymore that can't even fill a full online room kek

>>716348067 (OP)
Are they supposed to be in direct competition?...

>>716380375
what does that achieve exactly? He's right, world will keep selling as it has legs. You only bring attention to your own cope

>>716382558
ts fr pmo, imagine falling for 0/10 ragebait baka my head frfr no cap

I've always know what is Touhou, but I've never seeing the appeal of it.

>>716348067 (OP)
>no link
>no archive
How assblasted are you really?

>>716348067 (OP)
I mean, that's clearly not including the bundle

Touhou snoys are retarded, holy shit.

I played MUSHA and classic shmups and they are hyper energetic. I want Touhou to have that similar feeling.

>there are people actually falling for the most obvious bit
You people are unbelievably gullible and stupid.

>>716383336
>DURR LOOK AT HOW RETARDED I AM!!!!!! DURRR DUHHH! LOOK AT ME I'M RETARDED XDDdd HURRRR
>gets called retarded
>HAHAHAHA EPIC WIN SEETHING!!!! DA TENDIES MAD!!! I WAS MERELY PRETENDING TO SHITPOST!!!!!!!! PALBROS WIN MAKE MORE SHILL THREADS!!!
Snoys and Touhoufaggots, everyone.

>>716382968
we know the tendie boogeyman lives rent free in your head

>>716383389
The twitter account is named Aya Shameimaru
The twitter handle is the bunbunmaru page, Aya's newspaper
Aya constantly lies and stirs up shit in her tabloid newspaper.

Perhaps Aya can save /v/hu

>>716383336
>>716383389
welcum 2 v

>>716348067 (OP)
Is this payback for that Touhou game outselling astroturf when it came out?

>>716348067 (OP)
IS THIS THE THREAD?
>>716348437
No, only the demo. The full game will be released during Comiket in August, with the Steam version trailing it a few days after.

>>716348067 (OP)
>2 million in a day
I genuinely don't believe that

>>716348067 (OP)
I would buy 10 copies if it had Meira balls

>>716348067 (OP)
How many people even actually buy official touhou games? I'd reckon zun got most of his profit from merchandise licensing.

Draw?

Drawings?

>>716388408
>>716389565
Pew

>>716363069
Quit exposing yourself as a newfag

>>716392661
I have sex with Koakuma while Patchouli watches

>>716348067 (OP)
Are toehoes back?

>>716378571
>>716378708
>Can't blame him when someone tried to copyright touhou 3-4 years ago
>wasn't that the yukkuri debacle
Recent one was about someone trying to own the reimu and marisa yukkuris. The trademark issue with the series name happened long ago and it's why the official brand name spelling changed from 東方プロジェクト to 東方Project

>>716393079
Remilia...

>>716393229
Hopefully not. Those generals were some of the most dreadfully bad threads I have ever seen

>>716394319
Shotty was a fucking nigger who projected his tranny harem's failings on the secondaries

>>716348164
Kek tendies are so sad
The disconnect between them and everyone else is insane

>>716394496
we know you are, lil guy
now post the cute boy

reminder that all anti-nintendo rhetoric is absolutely astroturfed bot slop.

>>716348067 (OP)
>It's fake
Well, too bad.

>>716395112
MEIRA PLEASE NOOOOOO HE'S GONNA REPENT I PROMISE

>>716395112
done

Touhou constantly remains such a confident realization of artistry. Everything in them (aside the portraits ha ha moving on) displays a high degree of quality, even the names or cover arts of the games. Is this the power of one man just doing what he likes and not really caring what others think?

>>716387157
Sales wise it probably peaked like a decade ago but I think it's still doing decent these days
But yeah doesn't really matter since he has like 50 different revenue sources these days

>>716396763
cute
trap

>>716348686
I don't think I've had lower hopes for a Touhou game since I started playing when TH14 was the new one. The wonder stone mechanic in the demo is the worst, most disruptive mechanic I've seen in one of these games, and TH19 was unfinished and lazy. I know ZUN makes some changes between demo and release but the problems are so fundamental and his passion seems so far off that I can't see it being salvaged.

I liked the stone mechanic...

>>716398904
Same I'm actually very hyped for the game, I liked the demo enough to get all cheevos except for LNM because I'm not a superplayer.
Hopefully full game will be even better.

>>716348606
Oh shit, a steam deck just flew over my house!

>>716380371
Nothing is stronger than a tendie's victim complex.

More like TROONhou

>>716348164
I believe Mario Kart is pretty famous series of games, but I might be mistaken.

>>716348067 (OP)
How does ZUN do it. Touhou games are not even that good

Tooru

>>716382558
Then why aren't people actually playing it? Almost like it's a dogshit game that sells off its name alone before people realize they've been scammed.

>>716399469
Jobin

>>716399843
Joshu

>>716399995
Norisuke

>>716357027
That was before the retcons.

>>716400043
Josuke

...Where did everyone go?

Where did my diaper go...

>>716403042
>>716403148
Why do you faggots enjoy turning every thread about a game you allegedly love into this discord ERP circlejerk dogshit?

Give me 2hus to draw

>>716403609
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>716403672
Yuki, Satono and Mei

>a few years ago I said Reimu isn't popular enough to be a Smash character
>got relentlessly & collectively shat on in that thread
I wonder what replies I would get if I were to post the same thing these days.

>>716403609
Because they know mods will just delete the entire thread instead of deleting their posts in specific, so it's a win/win for them. The whole point is to make the thread worse.

i can play both sides

>>716348067 (OP)
source?

Counter Strike Source server......?

>>716371568
I mean he always gets cleared out every new release and Comiket isn't exactly a small venue. No idea how many copies he brings to sell though, nor how many get distributed after the fact to Toranoana/Melonbooks et al, or digital releases.

>>716373071
>loliBBA vampire
>Passive in bed
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>716348067 (OP)
People will call it cope, but Nintendo games usually KEEP selling long after launch, which is something that doesn't really happen for other games aside from the ABSOLUTE biggest ones.
And then there's also the fact MKW is only on a console that JUST came out, and still doesn't have the install base OG Switch had.

>>716348067 (OP)
So basically all 2 million weirdos who like little girl anime games bought it immeidately and thats it. While mario kart will sell for years and comes packaged with the new console.

Good morning!

>>716348606
it's a game I can play on my 'eck. why would I be mad?

>>716403757
>>716407328
I meant to say Meira, not Mai!

>>716407328
I meant Mei (the Seihou character)
The point is that Yuki, Satono and Mei are all paired with a character named Mai

>>716407412
Why is she so blue?

>>716349419
the only controversy was tourists and gay furries leaving ehehe

>>716357064
>took the bait
c'mon anon.

>>716348067 (OP)
Reimu-sama...please...have-a-mercy...

yippie i found the thread! yipp yipp yippite!

So we're for sure getting rey-moo for smash now right

>>716408491
My heroes :)

Mai, Mai and Mai gaming channel

Yeah! That's both Sakuya down!
https://litter.catbox.moe/umrxnu.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/am9z3z.png
SakuyaA really was pretty OP. I cleared Shimmy on my first try with her! I don't think I've done that before, but I did have a fair bit of experience at that point. SakuyaB had me stuck for a little bit, I'd say she was a bit tougher than MarisaA. In terms of survival I think Sakuya's shots would be relatively balanced if you just swapped their bombs around. SakuyaA would still have the edge though.
Overall this one was pretty fun, definitely a big step up from TD. Those gimicky spellcards in stage 5/6 weren't even so bad once you got a little used to them. Shimmy wasn't quite as exciting to fight as Byakuren, but she wasn't a wet blanket like Miko was. The music in stages 3 & 4 was pretty good too.
LoLK next! I cleared the pointdevice modes ages ago, so it's straight into legacy runs for me. I was just messing around with the games back then (and those clears took a very long time), so I've been looking forward to seeing how much better I can do now.

>>716411550
Glad to see you're enjoying yourself

>>716411550
Glad to see you playing with yourself

>>716411550
Great job!

>>716411550
Heeey! Glad to see your progress, good job on finishing DDC, I liked it way more than TD too.
Good luck with LoLK, it takes a bit of practice to get your first Legacy 1cc, at least it was for me, but once you get one it's much easier with all other characters.
Unless you do it with Reisen, then you'll probably learn barely anything and just cheese it with OP barrier. But she's good to scout all the challenges I guess.
Hope you'll have fun, it's very well designed game even if very challenging.

>>716348067 (OP)
How does an an anime outsell a game?

>>716348686
>out for a while
I thought it was just a demo thats out, the full game isn't until august?

israel, pull out the steam charts to show that FW sold one trillion copies and midrio kart sold nothing glory to the CCP

now the thread will get nuked yippie

>>716410262
Wars will be fought to see which songs get in

>>716412889
Why does she have scars on her legs?

>>716413671
I demand Keiki's theme

its joever

>>716415217
*over.

>>716412740
I had thought about going Reisen first, but I've always started with Reimu and worked my way down, so I'll just keep doing that. It'll be nice to have the final run be a relative cakewalk I think.
>>716412663
Thanks sensei! I've missed you after graduation...

>autosaged as soon CCP poster appears
Ah, so it is indeed fucked.

Is this the thread
>>716415109

>>716415374
Keep working hard and nothing will be out of reach!

>>716415374
>but I've always started with Reimu and worked my way down
Same, and I did so with LoLK too. You are pretty skilled you should be able to do so here too. Good luck!

>>716348067 (OP)
LMAO!