Being a Sonic fan is like stock trading: buy low, sell high

>>716349237 (OP)
Being a Sonic fan is just living life in a low-income bracket and celebrating anytime you have just enough money to see a movie.

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>>716349237 (OP)
I stopped being a Sonic fan when Sonic Adventure 2 came out. I had so much fun with Adventure 1 and Sonic Shuffle and I hated how Sega was trying to force Shadow as the NEW sonic and the NEW villain when we already had Sonic and Metal Sonic. With that said, I actually like Frontiers but have not played anything between Adventure 1 and Frontiers.

>>716349679
Happiness for us comes easy and comes cheap. I love it. I don't need a Lamborghini or whores, I have pretty purple princess.

>>716349727
I hate how they make these videos, realistically it'll be a 7 at BEST and much lower at worse yet because 80% of the games are ass or have ass segments contrasting with the good, they slop it up

If you understand the beauty of Mobian ladies, you have already won at life, everything else is just extra.

>>716350179
wanna put money on it?

It's saved me a lot of money that all the recent games have denuvo and I wouldn't buy them.
Shame because they aren't that bad.
>A bunch of 16 year olds screaming and shitting about how sonic is bad even when they don't even know why people pretend the series is as bad as it is (The nigga that owned something awful owned it and chrischan happened a within a year of '06 releasing

>>716351709
Chris Chan is more mentally stable than some Millennials most Zoomers funnily enough.

>>716350831
Now draw her sitting on a building

>>716349237 (OP)
I bought a CIB copy of Sonic Rush on ebay for $10 a couple years ago and it's already more than doubled in value, going for over $25. I'm just like damn I should have put all my money into copies of Sonic Rush for a solid 2.5x

>>716352147
Her fat little booty would cause the whole structure to collapse, is it worth the risk?

Amy's pink puffy ass is a lethal weapon.

>>716349846
And she doesn't get shit. Being a Blaze fan is suffering. Being a fan of this franchise in its current state is torture.

>Sonic is like stocks
I wish. I tried scalping a bunch of Sonic MagicTheGathering cards and they aren't selling for shit.

>>716353669
Probably because Magic is a shit card game, or you have to wait until the company goes under

>>716353669
Because sega doesn't market to guys young and old, they market to trannies and single mothers. I thought you people were supposed to pay attention to marketing trends.

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>>716353038
i'm absolutely obsessed with amy ass too but come on man

>>716353038
>Just a power level of 2
Meh

>>716354774
The name suggests it's equivalent to a bomb, so, if Amy throws her ass at you, the force would be like a grenade slamming into your face.

>>716354408
Oh ye of little faith. Princess Peach would crumble in a rear to rear collision.

>>716349846
>I enjoy most of my series being mediocre with only fleeting moments of quality

Come on now, surely you want better than that for Sonic. Hope you at least have a dozen other favorite IP's.

>>716355714
Most of the IPs I liked are either shelved or soo woke that I can't even bring myself to look at 'em. I can only tolerate this IP atm. Everything else just doesn't click.

I'm not interested in Sonic CrossWorlds.

My ideal 3D sonic game
>ball rolling
>ball bouncing (like the bounce bracelet in Adventure 2 or bubble shield)
>wall running
>wall kicks
>air tricks
>no boost or boost pads
>rails but very short segments
>absolutely no automated segments. Get rid of loop-de-loops if you have to
>no homing attacks. Just bounce or roll into enemies without killing momentum

>>716349237 (OP)
What's this Battle-wannabe art from? It's even got that funny little triangle shading.
Is somebody making a new Battle? I'd play it.

>>716356620
it's from some CrossWorlds promo

>>716349237 (OP)
fuck Sonic, I want a new Shadow game and a Chaotix game, where we play as Espio, Charmy and Vector (Shadow generations was the peak of this franchise imho)

>>716356815
i'd like a Rouge character action game. i was thinking about this while replaying her SA2 stages earlier.

If Japan cared about Sonic, the games would still be good.

>>716349237 (OP)
I don't understand what the analogy is here.
What exactly are you buying low and selling high?

>>716355941
I suggest sticking with nipponese titles if you're looking for new games, or just focusing on straight-gameplay if it must be western.

>>716358579
Forgot the pic lol.

>>716356812
Damn
Guess I'll just get my hopes up

>>716358147
i can tell your portfolio is in the red lmao