I just don't get how grown adults can play this

Said the grown adult still playing games AT ALL

DK looks too childish

with their hands

that's why you call tendies, manchildren not adults anon

you must be really insecure

why does DK have to hug and nuzzle the banana like a faggot fuck the switch 2

>>716350237 (OP)
Being mentally stuck in high school and clinging to fears of judgement can make it difficult to, yes.

You're supposed to play it with your kids

>>716350237 (OP)
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>>716350514
A mature game for adults literally released 3 months ago. You have no excuse to be playing with children's toys instead of adult media.

Adult media is often more juvenile than stuff that's actually made for kids

>>716350634
Cope. Every console has good games except yours.

>>716350237 (OP)
When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. Critics who treat ‘adult’ as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly.

- C.S. Lewis

>>716350581
you can do both zoomer kun
you'll understand when you get older and can afford two games at once that you dont have to safeguard your hobbies in fear of being judged
no one really cares

>>716351391
Shut it nintentoddler

>>716351679
That looks incredibly generic and boring

>>716352158
>press A to yipee

Kys

>>716350581
>french developed vidya

>>716352312
>press A to run cringe killing animation
You must feel so cool

>>716350237 (OP)
Is there something like a "non-grown adult"?
I am honestly wondering. Doesn't "adult" come from adolenscence (latin: adolescere, to grow, ripen)?

So a grown adult is grown grown?

Look at the catalog

>dark mystery horror game with blood and violence
>grand RPG survival horror adventure
>hack and slash with boobs
>artistic masterpiece combining color, music, and lyricism

Then interspersed between all those threads
>cute colorful nintendo character
>cute, colorful nintendo character
>cute, colorful nintendo character
It's so disgusting, it's like a virus. Nintendo somehow took children's content and pushed it to a mass market so that even guys in their 30's and 40's are playing this stuff.

No I don't care about your gameboy advance, pokemon, and mario shit. Get out of here. Get this Nintendo shit off my page.
It's creating trannies unironically.

>>716352472
>Nintentoddler doesn't even know the game

>>716350581
>What if frogs made a jarpig
It's still kiddyshit.

>expecting anyone to give a fuck about ninja gaiden past the 8 bit era

>>716350581
E33 is a video game, it's a toy. What don't you get about that. No one that doesn't play video games will ever take it seriously as a mature piece of art. It's not about which childrens toy is more mature than the other. They are all in the same category. At least the people that play DK understand it's meant for kids so they don't take it too seriously.

Oh I know the answer to this: Because it’s fun.

Why are ninja gaiden fans always so obnoxious? Everytime this series is brought up its to shit on something else.

>>716353328
>press x to smash press a to throw rock

No you're just retarded

>>716350914
Are the Narnia novels any good? Every Lewis quote makes him sound based af but I feel he always gets overshadowed by Tolkien

>>716353438
>thinking A does anything other than jump
I’m not sure I’m the retard here.

>>716350581
Cringe

>>716353438
actually you press Y

>>716350237 (OP)
Like this:
I take cartridge out of box
I walk to switch 2
I open cartridge hole
I put game in hole
I turn the switch 2
I sit down
I grab controller
I start game

It's really not that difficult you fucking muppet

>>716350581
i played both

>>716350237 (OP)
Bro, I dunno how grown adults can play something like the Last of Us which is just a linear corridor walking talking "game" with a little battle arena once in a while. Shit like that insults an adults intelligence.

>>716353438
>ummm you're having the wrong fun
The absolute fucking state of this board

>>716354573
Tendies shouldn't even be here

>>716352940
dmc is the better game

>>716350237 (OP)
i already replied to this.

>>715928886

like i said, most games must be played for understanding the medium and how it evolves through the years.
It's like cinema, where many Disney and overall animation movies changed/innovated the work of art of that type

>>716350237 (OP)
The cycle of life

> Start off playing Nintendo games
> Hit puberty only play "adult games"
> Balls drop, get a job, have a family end playing Nintendo games

>>716350708
You have nothing else going on in your life besides video games huh faggot?

Idk if I had a Switch 2 I'd probably be playing Donkey Kong right now. But I don't want a console that can get bricked.

>>716355057
>if I wasn't a destitute south American I would....
Big ooof dawg

>>716354949
Exactly, once you grow up and experience how stressful life is when you understand the value of playing "kids" games like nintendo to relax. The only people that would argue are the same people who have been manipulated into thinking its gay to wipe your own ass, they only care about others perception of them

>>716355316
To be fair it is pretty gay

>>716350237 (OP)
DK is fun

>>716355940
the f*n word isn't allowed here

>>716351679
Which gacha is this?

>>716350237 (OP)
you can just tell a woman made this post

>>716350237 (OP)
I only play video games for their rich, nuanced, and unbiased viewpoints regarding social commentary and the cultural diaspora that permeates living in the 21st century. There exists no better lense to view the modern shared human existence than the immersive, realistic experience that only video games can provide. There is no reason for fun to muddy the waters, it is disingenuous to what gaming as an art form sets out to accomplish, by admission of its own most talented creators.

The seething is eternal

>>716350237 (OP)
With their kids. The joy of children is getting to relive your own childhood through them while you watch.

>>716353142
The first one on the OG Xbox was great fag

>>716356632
If it didn't have your toddler mascots they wouldn't even play it

>>716356947
>directed by oatmeal cookie
I don’t think so.