Thread 716355461

I love Marnie,

And I hate Jaz.

>>716355461 (OP)
The joke is porn, I saved everyone their time.

For how many years had you to beg for someone to draw this?

Good thing there's no character called "Jaz" in this game.

Imagine wanting that old faggot lewis' secons hand used goods. Nah senpai, idc how many of my fetishes and likes she hits, old man dick and balls been there, fuck him and i put his underwear on display at the fair and sold bis shithole to joja.

>>716355461 (OP)
I love Emily!

>>716357110
Imagine fucking Marnie and using Lewis' underwear as a cumrag, then handing them back to him, staring him in the eyes as you tell him you and Marnie made good use of them.

>>716355461 (OP)
You want to date a woman who wants to commit insurance fraud. No seriously look at her home with all the hay near the fireplace. All that time in front of the microwave is her contemplating actually doing it.

>>716357406
maybe she's just hoping it'll all burn down and not thinking about insurance.

>>716357110
Imagine having to be Shane working at the soulless supermarket nearly every day and when you finally get home to try to get some sleep but you can hear your aunt in the room right next to yours getting fucked by a man at least 20 years older than her.

and then you hear moaning and bed creaking coming from your cousin's room with her moaning the name of that new farmer neighbor.

>>716358029
a man with underwear like that has got to be doing some weird shit

>>716355586
Joke?

Which farm is the best?

>>716355461 (OP)
please tell me theres a followup image

>>716355461 (OP)
I do wonder if Marnie winning the romance poll would've had a similar situation with Emily where you cuck Mayor Lewis like you do Clint or if he'd rewrite to no Lewis and Marnie romance at all.

>>716361230
there is

>>716355461 (OP)
same

>Lewis
>Demetrius
>Pierre
>Kent
You must cuck three of these four men. Who do you spare?

>>716366537
Kent, he's the only husband who actually deserves his wife and there's a special place in hell for people who want to cuck him.

>>716366537
Are you kidding? Kent hasn't done anything wrong. Worst he's done was not tell his wife he gets PTSD from popcorn. And besides, even if I wanted to fuck Jodi, cucking someone who canonically has an assload of firearms and explosives is a terrible idea

>>716366537
Kent 100%. Lewis, Demetrius and SPECIALLY Pierre suck and are shitty husbands/lovers.

>>716355461 (OP)
I love Haley. She's just too sweet.

>>716366537
Are there mods for this? I want to steal some wives.

>>716363114
Faggot.

>>716366537
Is it really cucking in Lewis’ case? He’s too much of a faggot to be open about his relationship with Marnie even though no one would give a shit and would most likely be supportive.

So what's his endgame?

>>716361073
Standard.

>>716373780
Embezzlement and Tax Evasion.

>>716371734
You're a big boy anon you can find it on your own

>>716375220
considering it doesnt appear to be anywhere no he probably cant
if youd like to tell the class how you magically got different iqdb/etc results than the rest of us please go right ahead you lying fuckwhit

>>716375343
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10209647&tags=marnie_%28stardew_valley%29+

Wow so hard to find

>>716375727
yea all i had to do was call someone a retard

>>716356162
is "that" jas mod worth trying out?

>>716361073
Soft spot for beach, otherwise standard. It's just so big.

>>716366537
>complete asshole too concerned about his own image to admit he's in a relationship with Marnie, treats her like a side piece even when she wants to be more with him
>insufferable autist who barely gives a shit about what Robin wants and acts like a smug smarter-than-thou dickhead whenever she gets upset with him over making an idiotic mistake (and also being a shitty stepdad but thats beside the point)
>money-hungry cuckold who neglects Caroline in pursuit of the almighty dollar and sees his daughter as little more than free labor because he suspects (yet never confirms) that she's not actually his
>friendly soldier having difficulty readjusting to peaceful living and is genuinely worried he's changed too much to be a good husband and father, despite the fact that he adores Jodi and his sons (who also adore him right back, despite the lingering awkwardness from his long absence)
Anyone who would cuck Kent is a fucking monster

Kent sends me free Bombs in the mail and while I have many questions as to a how and dear God, please give that man some therapy, I do appreciate it.

So I can't steal Jodi away.

Despite the jokes Kent's bomb are better than the other crap the other people give to you by mail, except Pam and the batteries she sends.

>>716375954
I wish standard didn't have that big pond on the bottom.

>>716380767
you could always tile edit with a mod

I cannot imagine playing this game with the default sprites.

>>716366537
Kent. Cucking a war vet is the lowest you can get
Also a good way to end up waking up in the middle of the night hanging upside down from a tree with a bayonette lodged firmly in your scrotum