Thread 716361618

>You're really gonna wear that the whole time?
>*Jerry cracks open his PS3 case of Arkham Asylum*
>*Snorts* Come on Jerry, it's Batman! The dark knight! The caped crusader!
>... Why isn't Superman called the caped crusader? He has a cape... he crusades...

>>716361618 (OP)
Superman doesn't crusade, he's not a man of God.

>>716364626
The definition of crusade has evolved to cover more things than religion.

>>716364626
>What god is Batman fighting for then?

>>716366180
And that's wrong.

>>716364626
He fights to preserve American values, which were handed down from God.

>>716366701
uhhh actually he is a spacefaggot immigrant?

>>716361618 (OP)
*Door BURSTS open*
*wild audience applause*
E N T E R

>>716367070
>*Kramer sees the games title screen on Jerry's new HDTV*
>*POP* ayyayyeeyeyee-you know my friend Bob Sacamano was locked up in Arkham?
>What for?
>Bob owed some money and the dogs were barkin' at his door, but these Joker goons promised to make his problems go away.
>But instead of money, his car blew up, his house was set on fire. What really sent him over the edge is when they fed his pekingese to him in a club sandwich! Can you believe it? A CLUB!
>... Why does that matter?
>He had ordered a Philly Cheese.

>>716367467
>>716361618 (OP)
I fucking love seinfeld and read it in their voices.

What the FUCK was his problem?

>Jerry struggles to learn how to play video games
>George falls in love with Harley Quinn while she's crying in the cell
>Kramer suffers flashbacks to a night in county lockup framed like a 60's Batman episode
>Elaine breaks off a relationship because she can't stop comparing him to Bruce Wayne

>>716367860
just wanted that elaineussy and mad he got cucked by jerry