>>716366852 (OP)
All of my friends play FFXIV, and they've been trying to get me to play for 8 years. The reason I gave them for declining is that I hate furries (cat/bunny people) and I hate Lalafells because they look stupid. They don't know that I've been playing XIV for years as a Lalafell, and I recently fantasia'd to a Catboy. If they knew, I could never live it down.
Fast forward to a few months ago, I finally broke and made a new account to play with them on the free trial. When I was streaming the game, one of my friends noticed I was moving through the character creation options and the settings menu a little too quickly, and my other friends shut him down by saying "Yeah dude, he's changing settings so fast because anon has actually been playing for years, and he's actually a Lalafell White Mage". Yeah... Hahaha...