Fictional male protagonists shower more often than you anon.
>>716369701 (OP)Despite all my shilling
I am still just a slop in a flop
I don't drink monster so it balances out.
>>716369701 (OP)if i got covered in the primal tar of the universe every day, I sure as shit I'd shower more often.
>another norman reedus armpit thread
I see you.