When are we getting a good vidya adaptation of evangelion?

After we get a good DBZ game

>>716372916 (OP)
>Shinji jerk off minigame

>>716372916 (OP)
didn't they announce a VR game or something?
not what I would have asked for honestly, especially since this year is the 30th anniversary of the series

Japan already had one

What, a visual novel ? There's already been one of those. Combat in Evangelion is boring and sparse.

>shitty game
:I
>shitty game based on anime
:O

>>>/a/

stop spamming this worthless thread

>>716372916 (OP)
granted
>its evangelion but an x-com style game with sanity and morale meters on the pilots and ground forces
>difficulty levels are Hard, Nightmare, Fuck You, and You Can (Not) Stop Instrumentality

>>716373015
>Combat in Evangelion is boring
How so?

>>716372916 (OP)
Evangelion is all about drama and it has very little action. There's literally no way of adapting it to a video game. Too bad the waifus will forever be trapped in that mediocre anime.

>>716372916 (OP)
having sega the rights to make games from it, it’s amazing that it hasn’t talk to vanillaware about making an evangelion game, I mean just take combat system from 13 sentinals add some VN romance flavor and shit and that’s all, you will sell minimum 2 Millon copies that easy

>>716373449
>There's literally no way of adapting it to a video game
2003 called, they want to tell you about NGE2 for the PS2

>>716373527
>lame dating sim
That's about the type of "game" you can get out of Evangelion

>>716373691
It isn't though

>Same Webms
>Same posts
>Same "discussion"
You niggas must have dementia.

>>716373730
This is a visual novel with rendered 3d animations, you can barely call that a game.

both ZOE are literally a 1000 times better "evangelion" games than anything that shitty mediocre anime could possibly make

>>716374051
ZOE is directly inspired by evangelion and both kojima and okamura are self described huge fans of the show
I mean fuck, Leo in the first game is straight up just Shinji

We already got one on the n64

>>716374276

minus all the cringy evangelion dialogue and pseudointellectualism

>>716372916 (OP)
Never, asukacuck

>>716373358
That game already exists, it is called Mech Engineer and yes it constitutes a cursed wish for fucking sure.

>>716372916 (OP)
HEBES

>>716374468
nigga, come on
nohman being comically evil and cruel for the sake of it isn't going to win any awards

>>716374563
uhhhh

>>716374364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6EOQJf26hs

>>716372916 (OP)
Evangelion would make for the perfect Telltale game. Real shame what happened to them.

>>716374468
>cringe dialog and pseudointellectualism
and you're praising a kojima adjacent game?

>>716380920
>kojima adjacent
You're so mad at the guy you're getting angry at him for games he just published.

>>716372916 (OP)
You got one

>>716372916 (OP)
Asuka is now a crusty 40yo hag. It's time to let go.

>>716372916 (OP)
Why are 15 yo half-german so breedable?

>>716385167
Actually, the show takes place in 2015, so she would be 23 years old now
The same age as me :)

Girlfriend of steel is already top tier

Really makes you feel like you are in an Eva side story

>>716385690
me too :D

>>716372916 (OP)
great ass

>>716372990
>rebuild
Into the trash it goes

>>716373063
>shitty game based on anime
Have been proven to be commercially viable again and again since forever

>>716385798
How's the gameplay?

>>716373527
Too bad this is never getting an English translation ever

>>716373860
If you think that's bad, you haven't seen the Fairy Friday threads

>>716385798
What's better: the old PC version translation or the newer PSP version translation?

Shinji is for Misato

>>716372916 (OP)
>>716373125
She fucks Mass Produced Evangelions.

>>716382595
It's cool but the game itself is not good

>>716373381
It's short and decisive most of the time, and that doesn't really make for a compelling gameplay loop

>>716387363
Get back to work, typo

One day i will unironically hire some of the most talented indie devs and porn animators to make me an x-rated eva dating sim where you can fuck all of the female characters.

>>716388960
I’m 100% sure multiple games like this already exist in Japan.

>>716388960
I'd be satisfied with a pick-your-waifu system like persona's integrated into an actual game

>>716388960
I will patiently wait for that day.

>>716388960
https://f95zone.to/threads/sonata-v0-5e-glossandglamour.250503/

>>716388814
boss rush games have been made in the past
and you could make planning the engagement part of the game ala zeonic front

>>716389795
Why do people lie about not wanting to fuck 14yo+ girls :/

>>716393969
For the same reason why they lie about not wanting to fuck 12yo girls =_=

A game about Rei and Asuka kissing until they pump up and explode (non lethally)

>>716372916 (OP)

FATTEN ASUKA

Plumpen Rei

WIDEN and DISTEND Asuka and Rei
Fill them with cream

>>716373449
>has very little action.

Nigger what?

>>716386885
Is 4chan just run by ritual posting autistic schizos and their bots now? Did being raised by iPads rot their brains even worse than ours were from using 4chan? Its fucking sad.

>>716388960
>>716389347
>>716389795
>>716394174


She's a German you sick fuck

>>716402865
Bigger

I spend way too much time on planes so I'm looking for good anime to watch... so far I have watched patlabor 1 and 2, GITS, bubblegum crisis, BLAME, and expelled from paradise.. any recommendations?

>>716394174
And why would they do this?

>>716373125
>10 tonnes of makeup
>photoshop
>colored contacts
Asian cosplayers are just sad trying to look white

>>716403154
I think this is a nice size, but we can go bigger.
>>716403221
Have you watched VOTOMs or Dougram? Some classics.

there needs to be a minigame where you can forcibly unzip asuka's plugsuit but she tries to keep it zipped up

>>716403221
The Patlabor TV series and OVA. Literally all of Patlabor is good. Just watch in production order.
Giant Robot The Day The Earth Stood Still
Dangaioh
Zeorymer
Megazone 23 Part 1 and 2
Votoms and Mellowlink
Eureka Seven (ignore all sequels)
King Gainer
Giant Gorg
Nadia Secret of Blue Water
Dragon's Heaven
Gundam 0079, Z, ZZ, Char's Counter Attack and Turn A
G Gundam
Brain Powerd


I haven't seen much but this is some good shit I've seen.

>>716403221
Ps these are short ovas

Giant Robot The Day The Earth Stood Still
Dangaioh
Zeorymer
Megazone 23 Part 1 and 2
Dragons Heaven


Also Pluto was really good short series.

I forgot Gaigaigar and Final OVA too

>>716403516
>>716403673
thanks, anons. Between retro gaming, kdramas, and anime, the flights tend to go by pretty quickly

>>716403673
Nadia is a good shout.
>>716403221
It's not mecha but if you liked Bubblegum Crisis, have you watched the Gunsmith Cats OVA? Short but sweet and if you like Sonoda's work it's great. Riding Bean is also good I've heard, though I've not watched it myself.

>>716403221
Big O

>>716372916 (OP)
You make one.

https://gamebanana.com/mods/47694
https://mugenfreeforall.com/topic/48432-neon-genesis-evangelion/

>>716386985
The original 1997 version is the only uncensored one.

>>716404124
And by that I mean the original win95 version, not the console ports. Not sure about the Mac port.

A game where you have to fill Asuka and Rei as much as possible without them going bang.
>>716403967
No worries. Also might recommend Betterman, it's a spin-off of GaoGaiGar but as far as I could tell you don't need knowledge of that to enjoy it. Sort of a pseudo horror shonen mecha show. Right on the cusp of 90s/00s anime so a nostalgic feel to it.

>>716382595
Seeing this game in motion back in 1999 blew my mind away. It is one of the better looking N64 games, they did some wizardry with those 3D models, the lighting and the whole atmosphere. Somehow, the later games, despite having more advanced graphics, didn't quite get the same atmosphere. Eva 64 feels just like you're playing a TV episode.

>>716403973
>Bubblegum Crisis, have you watched the Gunsmith Cats OVA?

If you like that shit I suggest Dirty Pair. I haven't watched it yet but I know about it because there were references in Star Trek TNG of all fucking things

>>716401676
based

Any Super Robot War fags here? I'm sure some english translated or fan translated game has a good Eva plot adaptation.

Fill Mari with diet coke and mentos
>>716404442
>Dirty Pair
I need to watch that for sure, yeah. For some reason that and Birdy the Mighty get mixed up in my mind.

Every evangelion fight lasts like 3 minutes, you cannot make it into a videogame.

>>716404691
See: >>716404421
Though yeah not all fights are brawlers, some of the missions are more mini-game like, for example against Ramiel you simply have to aim to shoot the positron rifle, so yeah that's a short one (but you might fail a lot of times).

>>716404607
I played SRW F/F final and while not completely Eva-centered, you have Nerv allied with Londo Bell and theres angel attack missions (Sachiel, Shamshel and Gaghiel, IIRC just those three) and has Kaworu as a secret final boss pilotong Eva-03 for some reason, but I didn't get that secret ending, gotta replay it some time.

>>716404607
Been playing SRW Alpha 1 recently, and I heard it got one of the best Evan scenario plot lines, especially with Alpha 3. There's even a secret dialogue path for A1 if you have Shinji do some actions. Also, I've been using a mix of retroarch/ztranslation and Lunatranstlor for the game, I understand what's going on, which is nice.

>>716404525
Big Rei squeezing
>>716404691
I think this is the problem, the monster fights are for the large part unique challenges and also kind of secondary to the emotional drama. You couldn't really make an Evangelion game that's just a straightforward mecha action.
I mean you could make a Destroy All Monsters style brawler if you didn't care too much about keeping it story focused.

>>716405101
>mean you could make a Destroy All Monsters style brawler if you didn't care too much about keeping it story focused.
Thats Battle Orchestra, also has Gunbuster as a secret character

Fat fetishists should be treated like bronies, clean it up jannies

I wouldn't mind a goofier Eva brawler. There's enough regular style fighters to have a good roster, though you'd have to fluff stuff like Jet Alone being able to penetrate an AT field.
Plus you could do the thing I want, which is have Rei and Asuka and Misato as selectable characters, and just have them be giant versions of themselves.
>>716405183
Oh, that's been done? Neat

Remake Evangelion but Rei and Asuka slowly become plumper over the course of the show and nobody acknowledges it

>>716405779
Everything plays out the same except in End of Evangelion where instead of the MP Evas stabbing Asuka through the eye and then tearing her to pieces, they just tire her out and then squidge and squeeze her belly and thighs and butt

I kinda just really like this guy's art. Very soft looking women

>>716372916 (OP)
i don't think you can do a direct adaptation with "real" gameplay, i mean not a walking/dating simulator or something. the angels are terrible enemies for a shooter because they come rarely and usually one at a time. your best bet would be a new IP that captures the feel of eva, sort of like how deus ex human revolution feels like ghost in the shell but isn't. a stealth shooter like that where you're a depressed guy who fights shady organization troops, visits a hub area and base with support characters, and sometimes gets attacked by otherworldly beings too, doesn't sound half bad.

I like Gendo
He is so cool

>>716403332
it's literally a white woman

SQUISHABLE