Thread 716373412

Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
3. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza – 9,081 / 149,279
4. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 8,152 / 6,381,356
5. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 6,664 / 8,172,980
6. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree – 5,885 / 1,349,665
7. [NSW] Minecraft – 5,385 / 3,939,274
8. [NS2] Tamagotchi Plaza – 4,220 / 40,915
9. [NSW] Patapon 1 + 2 Replay – 3,248 / 12,119
10. [NSW] Hunter x Hunter: Nen x Impact – 3,174 / NEW

Hardware Sales

PlayStation 5 – 160.148(6.932.318)
Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
PlayStation 4 – 22.420 (9.504.998)
Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
Xbox Series X|S – 150 (679.971)

akuza 8 Sales Are "Strong", Especially In Japan and Asia

>Furthermore, sales in Japan and Asia seem to have made up a big part of this momentum, as Yokoyama notes, “The game is incredibly strong in Japan. Sales in (the rest of) Asia are also quite strong, but the momentum in Japan is even greater than in the past.”

>9. [NS2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut – 7,486 / NEW

https://automaton-media.com/en/news/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-dev-surprised-by-unprecedented-speed-of-sales-and-big-change-in-sales-pattern/

You missed the top 30 subject, you fucking nigger.

Street Fighter 6 sold over 1 million copies in Japan (Number of units sold as of December 20, 2024)

>21. [NS2] Street Fighter 6 – 1,821 / 7,171

https://x.com/streetfighterja/status/1887305210781180094?s=46&t=iG06Fusk0-rV8wJwIf3_aQ

>>716373412 (OP)
oh wow, ps5 sure sold a lot in the last 5 hours

>>716373560
he also has ridiculously fake PS5 and PS4 sales numbers

>Tales of Arise sales by model PS=60%, PC=30%, Xbox=10% Japan sales: approx. 650,000

Sales by Region
>Japan & Asia ~1.2M
>North America ~1M
>EMEA >700k
>Latin America <100k

Ratio by model
>PS <60%
>PC <30%
>Xbox >10%
>Switch <0%
>Switch 2 <0%

https://www.mutyun.com/archives/225577.html

>>716373412 (OP)
Don't let future derailing attempts and schizoposting distract you from the fact that PS5s are literally melting as we speak, Stellar Blade is being developed for the Switch 2, and the CH schizo got outed as a literal glowie and liar

>Armored Core VI Japan sales were 75% digital

https://ssl4.eir-parts.net/doc/9468/ir_material_for_fiscal_ym13/143593/00.pdf

Man, I've been out all day and I missed threads 2 and 3, anything fun?

What's funny about the TLOU2 TV show is that they actually deviated from the game a bit and made it even worse. Ellie is a happy go lucky retard now, which is enhanced by her actress', uh, exceptionalism. Dina's pregnancy reveal in the game is treated as a serious moment where Ellie more or less freaks out at her for not saying anything until they were in the Seattle warzone. In the show it's presented as a whimsical event where Ellie is giddy and says "I'm gonna be a dad" like a retard. I cannot overstate this enough: they made the story WORSE.
>>716373332
Damn. Well it had a great run. Millions picked.

>>716373693
>Stellar Blade is being developed for the Switch 2
Damn, it didn't take a year before Eve craved the BNC, huh?

>"If you're not aware, when the Switch 2 came out, there was one new game, Mario Kart World. And outside of that, every other game was a port that you could already have played on another platform. Why then did they release Mario Kart World as the only exclusive? And then why did they release this game one month later? Artificial scarcity. By doing it like that, everyone had to buy Mario Kart World at launch or else they had nothing to play on the Switch 2. So, everyone did. Now, it's a month later and everyone realized, we're kind of bored of Mario Kart. There's no content. So, they run out and they buy Donkey Kong Bonanza."

>"But here's the thing. If Nintendo had released both of those games at launch, people would have just chosen one or the other. Artificial scarcity. By making only one available then the next, what you've done is created a situation where people want to keep spending to keep using their console because they feel like they've already invested so much. They want to keep spending. So in another few months, I guarantee you we'll have an update. Metroid Prime 4 is coming out, right? And that's what Nintendo seems to be doing. They knew they didn't have a killer lineup for the launch of this console. So make it seem like it's exclusive."

The real numbers because the snoy schizo can't help but to lie.
Software Sales (followed by lifetime sales)

1. [SW2] Mario Kart World (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 135,370 (1,495,609)
2. [SW2] Donkey Kong Bananza (Nintendo, 07/17/25) – 127,905 (New)
3. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza (Bandai Namco, 06/26/25) – 9,081 (149,279)
4. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Nintendo, 04/28/17) – 8,152 (6,381,356)
5. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Nintendo, 03/20/20) – 6,664 (8,172,980)
6. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree (Nintendo, 10/17/24) – 5,885 (1,349,665)
7. [NSW] Minecraft (Microsoft, 06/21/18) – 5,385 (3,939,274)
8. [SW2] Tamagotchi Plaza (Bandai Namco, 06/26/25) – 4,220 (40,915)
9. [NSW] PATAPON 1+2 REPLAY (Bandai Namco, 07/10/25) – 3,248 (12,119)
10. [NSW] Hunter x Hunter: Nen x Impact (Bushiroad Games, 07/17/25) – 3,174 (New)
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Hardware Sales (followed by lifetime sales)

Switch 2 – 152,165 (1,754,876)
Switch OLED Model – 5,207 (9,097,284)
Switch Lite – 4,276 (6,613,787)
PlayStation 5 – 3,635 (5,721,126)
Switch – 2,283 (20,125,249)
PlayStation 5 Pro – 1,664 (231,290)
PlayStation 5 Digital Edition – 849 (979,902)
Xbox Series X – 61 (321,043)
Xbox Series S – 59 (338,761)
Xbox Series X Digital Edition – 30 (21,093)
PlayStation 4 – 22 (7,929,774)

>>716373631
>>716373651
>changed the HW sales
>left the SW sales alone at a 10/10
If I didn't know better I'd think this was a subtle joke. But in reality it's a serious plot from a schizophrenic mind.

>>716373824
11. [PS5] Death Stranding 2: On the Beach (SIE, 06/26/25) – 3,122 (90,719)
12. [NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports (Nintendo, 04/29/22) – 2,823 (1,613,887)
13. [NSW] Super Mario Bros. Wonder (Nintendo, 10/20/23) – 2,778 (2,024,803)
14. [NSW] FANTASY LIFE i: The Girl Who Steals Time (LEVEL-5, 05/21/25) – 2,572 (147,330)
15. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma (Marvelous, 06/05/25) – 2,509 (73,845)
16. [NSW] Pokemon Scarlet / Pokemon Violet (The Pokemon Company, 11/18/22) – 2,181 (5,581,191)
17. [NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo, 12/07/18) – 2,018 (5,776,952)
18. [SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 2,002 (27,433)
19. [SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,931 (30,077)
20. [NSW] Kirby’s Return to Dream Land Deluxe (Nintendo, 02/24/23) – 1,666 (612,799)
21. [NSW] Splatoon 3 (Nintendo, 09/09/22) – 1,658 (4,455,532)
22. [NSW] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Nintendo, 03/03/17) – 1,642 (2,393,089)
23. [NSW] Powerful Pro Baseball 2024-2025 (Konami, 07/18/24) – 1,484 (375,324)
24. [NSW] Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (Nintendo, 06/05/20) – 1,480 (1,419,442)
25. [NSW] It Takes Two (Electronic Arts, 12/08/22) – 1,451 (142,239)
26. [NSW] Kirby and the Forgotten Land (Nintendo, 03/25/22) – 1,380 (1,213,137)
27. [NSW] RAIDOU Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army (ATLUS, 06/19/25) – 1,364 (30,741)
28. [SW2] Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (Download Card) (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,338 (10,939)
29. [SW2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut (SEGA, 06/05/25) – 1,315 (21,974)
30. [PS5] Elden Ring Nightreign (Bandai Namco, 05/30/25) – 1,283 (71,559)

Reminder the Switch 2 emulator is fake but there is at least one PS5 emulator that is real and works.

>>716373815
Source?

>Nintendo is at their biggest peak and best most profitable stride ever right now
>following up their best selling console ever with the fastest selling console ever
>along with a sequel to their best selling game ever
>still made less money that month than HoYoverse
What's the point in making non-live service games anymore? Both MKWorld and Bananza also took 8 whole ass years to develop

>>716373931
tendies lost

>>716373412 (OP)
>PlayStation 5 – 160.148(6.932.318)

>>716373920
>11. [PS5] Death Stranding 2: On the Beach (SIE, 06/26/25) – 3,122 (90,719)
Will it cross 100k before vanishing? Vote now on your phones.

>>716374000
>An entire company that gets destroyed by TCGP

>>716374000
>>716374009
kf won. All your info will be public for everyone to see.

>28/30
imagine thinking a PS6 would fix this

>>716373824
No one cares. Nintndo only sold well in Japan. PS5 is still king literally everywhere else

It's funny and almost quaint how simple shit like this used to be the bar for him being mindbroken. Now, if he hasn't threatened to rape at least 3 kids while defending actual pedophiles and talking about his cp folder, it's barely a blip on the radar.

>>716374141
Yoy want sales? Here you fucking go. Genshin MOGS TCGP.

>>716374158
>Nintndo
Look at this retard making typos.

>>716374158
Debunked.

>>716374158
I know you're baiting, but it's funny how some people genuinely think this is true lmao

>>716374239
132 > 101

>>716374158
Switch 2 beat the ps4's record for highest selling launch month in the US by 50%. And that's despite the fact that switch 2 launched in june, while the ps4 launched in november and immediately had black friday right after launch as well. Ps5 couldn't beat either.

>>716374239
>Yoy
Heh.
Also
>Still thinking we don't know GLOBAL is only America and Europe, and COMBINED is the that includes China, Korea and Japan or about the multipliers

I'm going to debunk Eric in Minecraft.

>>716374158
>Nintndo
>Yoy
Wipe the tears of your face so you can type well, unless you want all these typos on your kf page too.

>>716374259
>>716374269
>>716374317
Switch 2 is also tracked 1 for 1 weeks longer compared to PS4/PS5

>>716374239
>combined
>combined
>global

>>716374305
Now add in ALL the other hoyo games

>July 24 - Killing Floor 3
>July 31 - Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound
>August 8 - Mafia: The Old Country
>August 11 - Madden NFL 26
>August 21 - Dying Light: The Beast
>August 26 - Gears of War Reloaded
>August 28 - Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
>August 29 - Lost Soul Aside
>September 4 - Hell is Us
>September 4 - EVERYBODY'S GOLF HOT SHOTS
>September 8 - Baby Steps
>September 12 - Borderlands 4
>September 19 - Towa and the Guardians of the Sacred Tree
>September 24 - Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds
>September 25 - Silent Hill f
>September 29 - FINAL FANTASY TACTICS - The Ivalice Chronicles
>October 2 - Ghost of Yotei
>October 2 - Digimon Story Time Stranger
>October 10 - Little Nightmares III
>October 21 - Ninja Gaiden 4
>October 29 - The Outer Worlds 2
No top 30 sweep for you.

>>716374000
This stupid monkey still believes revenue = profit.

>>716374478
sure, the moment you add in all of nintendo's other revenue sources

>>716374417
I'm sure the switch 2 sold barely a million, maybe not even that, in its first 3 weeks combined and then magically sold 600-700k in its 4th week. Playstation wins again!

Sony and Sony members are all pedos.

>>716374481
What do Steam games have to do with Famitsu sales threads?

>>716374481
Wow, look at all those PC games!

>>716374381
No GAMES on PS5

>>716374334
>They added a new x1.75 multiplier on to of a ,8 one on the raw data to try mask their bullshit.
Holy shit that's just fucking sad.

>>716373920
>28/30
Damn.

>>716374481
>Pls nintendo, don't rape my ass THAT hard.

>>716374720
That image is old. The multiplier is even MORE ridiculous and shameless than it was back then.

>>716374239
About this.
Did you know we have a page to track only Japan data :)
Kek honkai star rail sale carried by the fate collab
https://game-i.daa.jp/?AppStore%E6%9C%88%E9%96%93%E3%82%A2%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA%E3%82%BB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B9%E4%BA%88%E6%B8%AC

>>716374812
ya think?

>>716374682
Building LIQUID METAL in PS5 is the most fun you can possibly have designing a game console.

>Nintendo is FAILING..?
>MKW is DEAD?!
>Bananza has a BIG PROBLEM...
>Switch 2 starting to FLOP
>CHRISTMAS for Nintendo in JEOPARDY
Tried to watch one of these videos but it devolved into twitter bullshit within 3 minutes

>>716374769
Likely purchases made in error

>>716374891
How else are they gonna make money? It's the only banner in the game's history with no end date.

>>716374812
> 12.Pokémon TCG Pocket(The Pokemon Company) 53.31億G 18.36億G 34.4%
NIG CHONS CLAIMED POKE TCG HAD NO JP SERVER
GODDAMN FUCKING LIARS

>>716374932
Saw some clickbait videos about Switch 2 sales in Japan PLUMMETING over last week's Famitsu numbers and they're right back where they were this week. Which si even more amusing because Nintendo is selling every single Switch 2 that goes to Japanese retailers, lotteries aren't expected to end until at least next year.

>>716373920
>[NSW] Kirby and the Forgotten Land (Nintendo, 03/25/22) – 1,380 (1,213,137)
Air Riders will be interesting, obviously it won't be the next MK, in terms of sales but if it's as good as Sakurai's other games like Uprising and Ultimate I could see it doing quite nicely.
Do we have any data on how the original did on Gamecube?

>>716375004
>chinks lie and falsify data for something as irrelevant as gacha game revenue charts
They really have such an obsessive need to be NUMBAH WAN at literally everything at all times, Jesus.

>>716375187
Just like Sony!

>>716373412 (OP)
DK WON
PAULINE WON
CRANKY is still a seething oldfag

>>716374932
>Pokemon ZA is DOA
>Drag x Drive is a disaster
>Kirby Air Riders lacking content at launch?!?! (thumbnail contains sad picture of Sakurai with "It's over" superimposed on top)
>Metroid Prime 4 doesn't push the series forward
>Where is the Nintendo Direct?
>That Direct was awful
>The Nintendo Direct showed Nintendo is desperate
>Did Engage kill Fire Emblem?
>ANOTHER Fire Emblem? Seriously?
>Nintendo has FORGOTTEN Mario
>3D Mario doesn't excite anymore
>Age of Imprisonment is a mess
>Splatoon Raiders should have been Splatoon 4
>FromSoft's formula is stale and The Duskbloods proves that
>Disastrous Switch 2 launch: one year later

>>716373815
KEKY B

>>716375376
Don't give them ideas!

>>716375376
You don't need to go that far. Grifters are mad that the big, cute, cuddly Dragonite has a Mega Evolution that is...cuter and cuddlier. How dare they not make it like Mega Houndoom or Aerodactyl?!

>>716375376
Don't forget
>[Gaming company fucks ups] NINTENDO IS NEXT

>>716375486
I just think slapping Dragonair shit on it instead of doing something unique is retarded

>>716374158
MALD
A
L
D

>>716375376
>FromSoft's formula is stale and The Duskbloods proves that
they don't have the balls of saying that, FROMdrones are another breed.

>>716375595
Fromsoft sucks and has always sucked (totally not sour grapes because they put stuff on Nintendo systems now).

>>716375595
Anon, FromSoft did a heresy and is fair game now.

>>716375649
ohh I agree with you, the last From game I enjoyed was ACVI, Elden Ring is waaay too overrated, but you can't say anything or the drones will ump on your neck.

>>716375087
I can see Air Riders getting to 3-5mil pretty nicely.
I'm eager for it.
I NEED to know Hal's next big game though.

>>716373412 (OP)
>>>/trash/
>>>/vg/
>>>/jp/
>>>/biz/
>>>/hm/

>>716375830
Aren't you the guy who made the thread though??

>he's doing the anime reaction image thing already
Totally not mad btw.

>>716375830
Aura, copypaste the thread on /biz/ and then kill yourself for being a snoy.

>>716375585
Whaaaaat? The framerate doesn't drop if you don't intentionally not fight the boss so all his terrain bullshit attacks can build up far more than was ever intended to?

>>716375724
Heresy my dick bitch boi.

>>716375775
>retard-kun can't into sarcasm
sad.
many cases.

Man, I'm seriously not looking forward to the Post Game Depression Bananza is gonna give me once I finish it.
Game's so much fun and so far above any other platformer released these last few years. I don't want it to end.

>>716375830
You made the thread. You go ahead and make it on a different board.

>>716375830
You lost.
You are losing.
You will continue to lose.
You will always lose.

>>716375840
No.
When you are thread four it's clearly not even attempting to not look like not a general thread.

>>716375830
You lost.
Sony lost.
kf won. The Internet will know everything about you.

>>716375970
Try me.

>>716374481
>Shit
>Switch
>PC
>Switch 2
>PC
>Coming to Switch 2
>Coming to Switch 2
>Lol
>Who
>Sony IP on Switch
>Who
>Switch 2
>Who
>Switch and Switch 2
>Lmao, also coming to Switch 2
>Switch and Switch 2
>Weapon durability
>Coming to Switch 2
>Switch and Switch 2
>Coming to Switch 2
>PC
I would stop gaming altogether if PS was my system of choice

>>716375946
But then why does the OP have flubbed fake PS5 numbers? I hugely doubt anyone wanting to make these threads in good faith would do so.

>>716375946
>RSL
Kek no wonder that shit got meme'd to hell and back

Sony fans are pedos like the Sony pedo VIP.

>>716376061
Because whoever is making these threads is clearly schizophrenic and is bringing the quality of the board down.

>>716375870
I'll just assume this is some doomerfag gotcha point you are mocking, and post more beat down ludo.

>>716375331
Be respectful to Cranky.

I remeber a guy on KF made an edit of the pedo VP as the one pedo warlord in Berserk's Golden Age arc. It was p funny.

>>716376147
>He doesn't know
You are in for a threat!

>>716376147
I was surprised at how much I liked grumpy v2, since v1 felt even more like a tutorial boss than peekabruiser

>>716375887
just start a new file anon.
and speed rin it with as few upgrades as possible.
But yuh it's fucking great. They aced the movement, controls and crunchiness of destruction.

>>716376228
Using DF's frame analysis footage for this is hilarious since the review could be summed up as "frame drops are there but they really don't matter much".

So is spamming /pol/shit the new tactic to try and get the threads deleted?

Jannies help ban this thread

>He's so mad he ran out of the usual tactics so he has to use /pol/shit
>Still fails
I don't think anyone can be any more pathetic.

>>716376406
He tried it at least once before.

And now he's spamming garbage on the Video Games catalog.

>>716376556
You know remember him claiming he's used /pol/ before.

>>716376592
Worked last time. Now go back to one of the several concentration boards.

>>716376556
>>716376672
*never used

>>716376189
If Cranky is so great why doesn't he challenge you to an arse whopping in the racing layer? Hm? HMMMM?!
Exactly.
Rant more old fart.

>>716376269
I like all the bosses. Assuming you let them gear up and start making chaos they get to be real arseholes...but if you go fulll MONKE RAPEEE they fold fast.
It's how bosses should be in DK games. Cause no one wants 900 of furious gorilla up their rectum.

>>716376228
>literally ONE (1)
>uno
>une
>eine
>screencap
Ah.
I see. a perfect match for the ps5's one game.
What a pair.
How mentally i'll of him.

>>716376672
>such a pajeet tourist he never went outside of /v/.
Really?

Sony will port all their games to Xbox and finally Switch before they exit the game industry.

>>716376779
>Sony will port all their games to Xbox
That wouldn't make much difference at this point tho.

He hates theories about Donkey Kong Bananza.
Please read these.
>>715953124
>>715971337
>>715971769
If you see someone in a Donkey Kong Bananza thread that is arguing in bad faith about the lore, as in, stating things that are false, like how Cranky isn't the original DK, then it might be Him.
He might have also been in the /smbg/ thread today, because I saw someone use the term "DKCsnoys" like he would.

>>716376687
did he also make the OP last time by chance?

>>716376859
I figured it out. He hates Bananza because it's Japanese developed but pretends to like the Rare games because they are British (not Japanese developed).

>browsing through Amazon Mexico
>out of curiosity, check how much is the Switch 2 now
>MKW Bundle is now $ $11,799 pesos, when it was originally being sold for $15,000
>it's also on sale at the moment, even if only 5% off

Nice, fingers crossed that it will go down to around $10k by holiday season.

If any if you faggots spoil me on Bananza ITT I'm going to debunk you all IN REAL LIFE.

>>716376885
I think the person making all the threads and spamming the first posts about Street Fighter or whatever is the same person. I think it's one schizo pretending to be several people including both Nintendo and Sony fanboys.

>>716376954
Get out of here before you get spoiled, dumbass

>>716376859
The Pauline "Jr" theories are still really fucking annoying though.

>>716376954
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

post this cheery grooving DK anytime haters start seething.

So are people going to post about how we never talk about the UK sales charts now that the UK is effectively banned from 4chan or are we just going to carry on because nobody gave a shit about them in the first place?

>>716376913
I already knew that, but I'm wondering if he's the one being dishonest about the Donkey Kong lore and trying to stop discussion of it.

>>716376970
its pretty clear when the snoy makes the thread, doubly so when he changes the numbers to try cope

>>716376954
Anon come on now.
You are on /v/ where people exist just to piss each other off.
If you don't want to be spoiled you need to leave for your own sake.
No really get the fuck out and get those bananas befo

>>716377076
It all follows a pattern so it's always the same person.

>>716377052
A) the UK never released sales charts
B) no one cares about that worthless island, its market is a tiny fraction of the size of the US and Japanese markets are

>>716377085
Not only a /pol/nigger, but a cowardly /pol/nigger that hides behind spoiler tags
You. Lost.

>>716377052
how often did the UK even post sales charts? NA only does it like once a month or so right?
Didn't those just come out yesterday even? How bad was it?

>>716377131
the snoy is very blatantly, and failing, to break the pattern everyone noticed

>>716377052
Contrary to what snoys believe, UK is an actual irrelevant market that only consumes lowest common denominator trash like CoD and FIFA/FC.

I think Astrobot SUCKS!

>>716377146
>gets triggered by the tamest shit
You will never belong /here/

>>716377225
It's not breaking the pattern at all.

>>716377269
You wouldn't be spamming your /pol/shit if you weren't triggered.

>>716377269
>>716377323
Why is pedo so mentally ill?

>>716377263
you and everyone else on earth

>>716377263
yeah, but what do you think about coolsville?

>>716377263
He hates Astro Bot because we will get to play it on other consoles soon, right?

>>716377209
UK does weekly charts

>>716377323
Yes it is, and you're failing to break it very hard
but then again, failing is all snoys know

Nobody's offended by the /pol/shit they're annoyed by the fact that you're spamming in an attempt to get the threads taken down.

>>716377343
I got banned by pajeet jannies for insulting India once so I have been seething ever since.

>>716377448
Its not going to work, hes tried to spam cheese pizza before in his attempt to get the threads deleted on sight
even that failed

>>716377448
I'm not even noticing, worthless and irrelevant posts that are obviously made to derail the thread because the monkey's attempt at faking the OP numbers failed as usual.

Also, was the Top 30 posted already?

>>716377431
I think you are the one making the threads and pretending to be both a Nintendo and Sony fanboys. You are trying to get engagement with weak wordplay.

>>716377519
yes it was here >>716373824 and >>716373920

Just so everyone know, there is no such thing as "Nintendo India" but coincidentally, there is a Nintendo Brazil.

>>716377470
>anita is looking to get destroyed by the antiwhites that built her up
Oh this will be so much fun.

>>716377527
>snoy is totally schizo now

>>716377564
That's a four year old post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_lLNOCuVHw
post your favorite bananza tracks to spice the thread up.
Try to be mindful of those who have yet to beat the game though.

>>716377638
Post nose.

>>716377560
wheres that?

>>716377052
>the UK is effectively banned from 4chan
Did this actually happen? I know Rule34 banned it altogether and Discord had to add the verification thing, but did it happen here too?

>>716377693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msNQpoChcK8

>>716377721
take your meds snoy
you lost

>>716377759
Unless this is fake (it might be, I sure as hell ain't from the UK), yep.

>>716376316
She couldn't win against the dong
Nobody can beat the dong

>>716377759
Not yet considering Hiro rarely looks at 4chan's way, but it's pretty much guaranteed at this point considering the kind of content we see on a daily basis in the most popular boards, and adding ID verification site-wide just to comply to UK's draconic laws would 100% kill the site.

>>716377845
That's fake. There's a few typos in there.

>>716377806
Your writing style is extremely recognizable btw.

>>716377902
>There's a few typos in there.
And?

>>716374417
Because you couldn't buy a PS4 or PS5 at launch.

>>716377910
take your meds snoy

>>716377845
>Brits got banned before Brazilians, Indians, or Australians
Truly there is no justice in this world

>>716377693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>>716375595
There was a thread earlier today about Polygon putting out an article about how much they wish fromsoft would end their "multiplayer era" already. Convenient timing

>>716377693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKGdEEmghZ0

>>716377693
>those replies
boy the snoy got triggered by people loving bananza

>>716378217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usPkL2EQPYo

Doesn’t this confirm all his meltdown are fake and he only does them for attention or to distract from something.

>10/10 nintendo sweep

>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
>Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)
>PS5 sales keep going down every week

Tendiebros... Bananza flopped and couldn't save the Switch 2... Switch 2 is doa and Nintendo is doomed...

>>716378417
his tantrums aren't fake, but he does have then when some bad news for sony is about to be revealed

>not even half of dk bananza stock sold
Jesus why do Japan hate him so much?

>>716378217
Big banana can't be beat.

>>716378417
He 100% times his tantrums with news he wants to distract people from

>>716378526
Japan isn't ready for a black protagonist.

>>716378563
Does DK beat the woman monke? Hilarious if so.

>>716378598
XDDDD

>>716378526
Assuming you are serious and not a troll.
Japan doesn't hate DK.
Nintendo massively over stocked it because they know it'll be a forever selling evergreen. They want it to be available for weeks without issue
Plus the game will get strong WoM thus keep its sales up.

>>716378642
yes.
Twice infact.
that replied webm is post fight2
while
>>716376316
is fight1.
You quite literally just beat her shit in. It's great.

Imagine buying your kid Tamasloptchi instead of of Donkey Kino
Japs have god awful taste

>>716377693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpCygwbJgo

>>716378721
The digital also cheaper than physical for 1000 yen.

Never saw this type of /pol/ spam when Sony was winning, hmmmmmmmm

>>716378801
Nice, was worried they would cop out and have you like throw shit at her in a mech or something instead of actually beating her face in as DK should.

>>716378909
He's running out of copes. I wonder how much of it will be deleted at some point.

>>716378909
Also he just start spamming it like… last week, that thread got deleted.

>>716378474
>>716378526
i called it tho, i did say 200k at the absolute highest, but 120k as a more realistic average estimate
i was fucking right bitches

>>716373920
>18. [SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 2,002 (27,433)
>19. [SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,931 (30,077)
>22. [NSW] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Nintendo, 03/03/17) – 1,642 (2,393,089)
Zeldabros we eatin'

>All those deleted posts
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716373412
Based jannies. I kneel.

>>716378974
the archive exists, there was no deleted thread last week

>>716377998
It has to do with local laws though. Other sites are being hit with the same for UK users.

>>716378902
It's also Japan, where the used sales market is fucking massive. Wait a couple weeks and you can get something 2000円 off.

>>716375087
Eh, I think people seriously overrate that game.

>>716379125
Bless the janny

>>716378902
I'm assuming that's before you account the discount tickets or whatever they are called?
Plus digital will only be like 30% at best, don't use the faggot's copes.

>>716378941
Nah you just run her down super quick if you cut the bullshit and move in.
Can do it to most bosses really, it's very satisfying.

>>716378992
Indeed. I'm a bit disappointed, but the game will sell strong for awhile so I'm not worried.

>>716379220
>His posts got deleted
>The thread is still up
Jannies, I apologize.

>>716376859
>like how Cranky isn't the original DK, then it might be Him.
Nah, fuck off with that shit. Some people legitimately believe Nintendo is retconning cranky. Miss we with that "everyone who isn't a lorefag is a schizo" bullshit

>>716379291
Game was always going to have a FW ceiling considering the console is new and somewhat supply constrained.

>>716379164
My bad, i mean all his post deleted.
Either last week or the week before that.

>>716379125
finally did their job for once

Jannies, just delete the thread! He will come back

I might be starting to notice some curious patterns here.

I wonder what causes snoys like >>716379570 to develop, are they dropped on their head as a child? father figure abandoned them? some sort of brain parasite from eating dirt all day?

>>716379737
It's called pattern recognition.

>despite being jannies pet piggy still gets arse raped when he goes too far
>admits to ban evading
can we go further?

>>716379409
True enough I suppose.

>>716379408
Woulda liked if they did more with Cranky, but nice to see him around still.

>>716379789
nyeh nyeh nye-nye-nyeh, you lose, loser
PFFFFFFFFFT

Imagine spending a literal decade of your life shitposting about a video game company you don't like. How does someone like that not kill themselves?

>>716379971
He hates Japan and everything Japanese. It was never about videogames and they're just a smokescreen.

>>716380038
But why though? What did Japan do to this schizo?

>>716373412 (OP)
>>>/trash/
>>>/vg/
>>>/hm/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/yaoi/

>>716380278
>Copypasting a deleted post
Round 2!

>>716380063
>Implying Japan needs to DO anything
Lmao.
kikes hate healthy high trust homogenous societies anon.
It's why they used antiwhiteism to destroy the West for 100+ years.

>>716380402
>image clearly shows it's not a copypaste

>>716378474
>Nintendo product sells good
>Anti-Switch 2 fags: "IT FLOPPED!"
Why are they like this?

If nothing else I thank him for going mask off and showing everyone that every time he screams, sends death threats, throws tantrums, has a meltdown, etc are all fake, calculated posts to distract and none of them are genuine.

>>716376316
I'm not a big fan of replaying games, like, inmediately after playing them for the first time lol.
I'll probably go for another run of the SNES DK trilogy or a replay of TF idk.

I love DK way too much and it's so good to see the ip back.

So spoilers for DK B
What's the point of the replica elder disks? Just for ez pz terrain breaking? or? That kong gold skill is stupid broken though, plus rehershal was fun.

I wanna see people do 100% terrain destruction runs. I know in the era of jewtube shock value SOMEONE'S gotta be dumb enough to do it.

Those MKW numbers are so fucking crazy, it took the game a few weeks to become the best selling game of the year and it's vastly outperforming 8 Deluxe.
So much for "Mario Kart isn't a system seller".

>>716381047
>I took on Bananza's craziest speedrun. Then THIS happened.
>Thumbnail: Shocked DK.png with the text "This is interesting, I promise"

>>716381106
that was always cope.

>>716381047
some layers will just be basically unusable at 100%
like
>>716380859
though there's a certain tism appeal to it yuh.

>>716373412 (OP)
What the fuck. I'm away for one work day and its the 4th thread? Did he seethe the entire time?

>>716381170
Not as much as other weeks. His current tactic is to /pol/ post. See here
>>716379125
>>716379220

>>716374891
>>716374239
wait if we have both japanese and global estimation
shouldn't the combined numbers correct the ranking?

>>716381363
No because Sensory Tower uses ridiculous multipliers.
>>716374334

>>716381170
Surprisingly not much, most of it has been actual discussion, especially after the tard keeps getting banned.
He's far too busy doing damage control for payment processors on the swarm of censorship threads to stop people from rallying behind the fair banking act.

>>716381510
what a crazy thing to be against. why is he on the side of banks.

>>716381510
Thinking about it more, I wonder how much of Nintendo's recent new censorship policies were the result of them getting out ahead of this kind of bullshit. Nintendo's lawyers seem very competent and might perhaps have gotten wind of this kind of thing coming before it actually hit.

>post game, lagoon needs 5k water destroyed

Yuhhh...suck my anus on this one game. wtfh.
tips/advice?

>>716381619
>why is the antiwhite glownigger siding with the antiwhite cabal
HMMMMM
idk anon.

>>716381678
if you mean NoA, probably not much, NoA have always been the kind of goyim willing to ban anything "too anime"
also reminder NoJ didn't really have such censorship policies

>>716381728
>tips/advice?
Your elephant?

>>716381757
Whom is this?

>>716381802
The konami idol game.

>>716381728
>use elephant to shloop water by one of the popped caps
WELLL....how obvious. ok.

>>716381827
Ah

>>716381757
there also this

5ch meltdown status

>>716382534
>4 ne and 'mountain to go' is not slang
Explain this.
I could go for a hamburger steak though.

>>716373412 (OP)
Fake PS5 numbers.

>>716382534
>food that nintendo lovers might like
>curry, rice, hamburger, steak
huh? isn't that just normal food?

>>716382967
Elementary student fav food

>spreading misinformation about prime 4 now
Lmao they can't resist

>>716383071
they get steak over there as kids? damn, all we got was cold square pizza

>>716383138
what's the lies?

>>716383203
it's a hamburger steak

>>716382810
it /pol/ thing for japan, since they just have an election

>>716382967
snoys are so broken they think saying someone likes food that tastes good is an insult

>>716383243
now im really jealous

Sonybros... Why would Kondo and Falcom abandon us? It was supposed to be OUR franchise!

>>716383238
>the game is missing development goals
Also they're saying it's unfinished. No shit?

>>716383409
they finally saw their bank accounts go down and said "fuck, nintendo got us by the balls"

>>716383545
Kondo is still a major retard for putting Daybreak on game key cards but a couple months of lackluster physical sales will straighten him out.

>>716383456
how the fuck would anyone know is prime4 is missing development goals?
Whose the faggot no dick 'leaker' saying this?

>>716383625
The interviewer australian

>>716380278
Will Frieren posting continue even after the series inevitably ends with Frieren accepting THEM and living with them side by side.

>>716383409
Kondo a few years ago before they added Switch and PS games bombed: 'Playstation is a dull market'

>>716382967
it's the jap equivalent of saying someone eats nothing but chicken nuggets

>>716383373
Like.... low quality Salisbury steak

>>716382967
Reminds me of the chigyuu insult. Who gives a flying fuck lol

>>716384350
>chigyuu insult
Nagoshi-sama....

>>716382534
>31
Damn Edens Zero really crashed and burned, huh...
Putting an anime game on the PiS5 is truly a death sentence

>>716384408
is that mother fucker even in the video game business anymore? wouldn't he be happier opening a hostess club or something

>>716382534
>I'm sad that Hogan, a Pokemon lover, has passed away and no one cares
Haha, what the hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pKoIy6w-5U

>>716378474
this guy's entire channel is terminal NDS

Hotel Dusk waifu version comes out next week and costs 8 bucks.

>>716384632
Reminder this man killed Gawker.
We lost a true hero.
What a sad day.

>>716384520
He lost his soul when they took monkey ball away.

>>716384782
thanks for reminding me, totally forgot

>>716382810
4 ne = shine = die

>>716385049
i see. well good on them for bants.

I read an interview about Miyamoto's design philosophy, and his background in industrial design means he sees games as products instead of artistic endeavors. Now that's a matter of opinion, but if more people had that perspective maybe we would generally have better games now. Everyone attempts auteurship these days, even people who obviously don't have the chops for it.

>>716386054
Game always a product first, "art" later, they don't have a bunch of elitist class who totally not laundering tax by buying art pieces (mostly after the artist's dead)

>>716386305
Well books are mostly considered an art but are approached as products 99% of the times

>>716386054
As much as people like shitty on Shiggy he is very rarely wrong about things. He has pretty good intuition on what will or won't work, though has had a few off calls certainly (thinking eternal darkness should be less dark/gritty as example), he's only human in the end.

>>716386450
Shigeru is a man with decades of experience and the history of video games under his belt but when he sees something that works even if it isn't how he thinks it should, he at least lets it happen. The same can't be said of the absolutely egomaniacal game directors of today. Druckmann nuked his career because the TV audience can't he manipulated by calling them woman-hating chuds like he did with TLOU2.

After 1st 7 weeks:
NS2 1.75m
NS 645k
PS5 255k

>>716374000
All that and they still jobbed to a single Pokémon game

>>716382534
>that last one

Why the fuck does every zoomer tiktok trend in every country eventually devolve into defrauding banks or businesses?

>>716387206
>LaD and hoyoslop have to pull out all the stops and this month follow it up with a fate collab,
>Last month they still barely won over pokemon having the deadest month with nothing to roll for since launch.
The revenue update in 3 days is going to be a bloodbath for chink gookyslop.

>>716377845
As someone from the UK I haven't seen that message at all so probably fake.

>>716384782
Sorry what?
Did former Cing employees make a new studio?
I need to know!

>>716384520
He's working on phone games in China. The switch broke him so hard he gave up on the console market and Japan

>>716387467
>former Cing employees make a new studio?
A lot of CING employees went to work for ArcSys. This is an ArcSys game.

>>716387467
It was announced during the ArcSys presentation. The one that everybody complained about because as far as most retards are concerned ArcSys is just Guilty Gear and BlazBlue and not an entire video game publisher.

There was a new Bubble Bobble announced too.

>>716387686
Daisuke Ishiwatari should be sealed in a cell for his crimes. May we never get another BlazBlue because God knows he'd fuck it up.

>>716373412 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
Uhm.
Aren't these legs incredibly rough.
You removed the percentage numbers after the sales but that won't fool anybody.
The legs are rough.

>>716373815
Isn't that what everyone is doing? Even outside of gaming market. You don't release 2 major blockbusters right next to each other,

>>716387764
Hey it's stale copypasta, same as it ever was... and dead wrong as always. Give it a rest, retard-kun.

>Anons start posting about op_ration light _p the night.
>Jannies start glassing fucking everything.
>Board PPH noticeably down from just a few hours ago.
Do you feel the fun in the air, guys?

>>716388076
Anon please understand, Cliffy B is phenomenally retarded. It's incredible that he was actually able to recognize this pattern or even apply basic logic to how release schedules exist in the first place.

>>716388147
My copies of Demonbane, Muramasa and 9-Nine are safe in my hard drive.

>>716373412 (OP)
MEGA POST - OPERATION LIGHT UP THE NIGHT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd1i--_QaR8
1st most important if you live in US Canada
1‑800‑847‑2911
As soon as you hear the a robo voice press 0
THEY HAVE STATED THEY ARE ALREADY GETTING MASSIVE COMPLAINTS HOMDING UP THEIR LINES, THIS MEAND ITS COSTING THEM MONEY

If outside America
13039671096
+13039671090
This is REVERSE BILLED meaning Visa LOSES MONEY when you call

If you are too lazy to call (you really should) then spam these targeted email addresses.
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Email: investor.relations@mastercard.com

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Support Email: checkoutwithvisa@visa.com

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Europe Media: europepress@visa.com
ethics@visa.com
corporate.secretary@mastercard.com

Hope you fags are reposting this fucking EVERYWHERE on the internet.
Zoomies are gonna have a fucking field day with this.

>>716373815
nintendo has been doing the release calendar since the switch launch, what a retard comment.
>switch only had botw at launch, the next month had mario kart, this must mean its artificial scarcity!
this dude hasnt made a good game in like 15 years.

>>716388443
Rainfall 2 if it was good

>160k PS5 sold
You fucking wish dude lmaooooo. Yeah 160k maybe this year to date kek

>>716388443
I would say... I don't recommend you spam call.
Since most likely they have a call center in other countries will take the case... and you actually hurting those people.

>>716388809
NTA but how? Collect calls go to an automated response center and are charged the instant you connect regardless, and the people in the call center are still getting paid.

>>716388878
their KPI will include: AHT how much time they spend on the case, CSAT (customer satisfaction), and problem solver.
So remember try to as least be nice to the CR* (unless it jeet, since most of the time they put it in India for cheap labour)

>>716388978
>how much time they spend on the case
Well they're gonna be clearing a lot of cases rapidly
>CSAT (customer satisfaction)
Probably not gonna answer to the polls and star ratings.
I'm seeing a raise in their future.

>>716387764
yep

>>716388076
Cope. It's not selling outside of bundles. $80 is a masisve fail.

>>716389363
It's okay to be in denial, snoy

>>716387764
Lower sales than Mighty No. 9.
Which... I don't think I will have to explain why that is really, REALLY bad.

>>716373412 (OP)
>>>/trash/
>>>/vg/
>>>/y/
>>>/hm/
>>>/lgbt/

Look, someone's back from vacation

>>716389842
Oh look, that game you shilled because you thought MM11 was Switch exclusive, leading to you getting doxxed.

>>716373815
>>716388540
It's not even artificial scarcity if the stocks of Mario Kart or Bananza aren't even purposely held back to create scarcity. You can buy both games fairly easily even without counting digital copies.

It's more a thing about considering people's limited time and limited disposal income.
If GameA and GameB releases at the same time and lots of people only have time or money to buy GameA, but GameC releases before they're done with GameA or has gotten enough disposable income for GameB, then these people might not ever get to GameB ever even though they might have been really interested.

This kind of thing is in no way restricted to Nintendo or videogames at all. It's just very, very basic and common business. You commonly see this kind of stuff across pretty much all businesses.

>>716387764
>>716389272
>>716389363
>>716389842
>>716390067
You lost, snoy

Leave it to Eric to make the most tasteful posts on the board. Jesus fucking Christ, man.

>>716391740
Explain this Eric to me, is he a Snoy or a tendie?

>>716387764
at this point this sounds like sheer cope

>>716391843
The former, the trips with PlayStation marketing slogans didn't tip you off?

>>716392190
I usually ignore names and trips. Can you point towards one of these Eric posts?

>>716392372
Can't really do that ITT because almost all of his posts have been deleted, but >>716390067 is an example of the kind of unbridled asspain he does post.

>>716392663
That doesn't have a name nor a trip. You are thereore lying.

We can't see on Sony Hardware

>>716383691
>Will Frieren posting continue even after the series inevitably ends with Frieren accepting THEM and living with them side by side.

>>716392736
No one made that statement retard.

>>716392736
get the fuck outta here.

If a tranny nigger mod actually did their job and came in this thread right now and deleted all of the OPs samefagging posts it would probably be under one hundred posts

>>716393380
You literally just said you can spot Eric posts that way.

>>716373412 (OP)
Youtube has thrown dozens of videos at me of people saying Nintendo is in trouble and people are leaving them for one reason or anther. Meanwhile, I don't think I've ever seen a single video about Japan abandoning the Playstation brand. Are youtubers just not interested in gleefully cheering about Sony's shortfalls like they are of Nintendo's supposed shortfalls? Or are there youtubers out there who report on it and are simply ignored by the magical youtube algorithm and thus never are presented to little old me?

>>716393570
he doesn't always post with a name and tripcode, you crash test dummy.

>>716393570
Yes, you can. But it's not the only way. It someone says "fish live in the sea" does it imply dolphins don't?

>>716393705
>anther

>>716393882
So how yo discern an Eric post?

>>716393885
>It someone says

>>716393951
Meant for >>716392736

>>716394007
Posting style and seething at Nintendo/famitsu in predictable manners.

>>716394007
If you think the poster have 39 IQ.

>>716394070
Oh deary me I fat fingered the t key, I truly am owned.

>All them deads and filtered posts
It happens again.

>>716393705
Because people see Nintendo as "overly litigious" and thus as the enemy. Despite the bulk of video game piracy happening on their systems and people constantly poking the bear by flaunting that fact. Like no shit they're going to start biting back eventually.

actrans is here

>>716394089
Eric invented console wars.

>>716394102
>have
has*

>>716394367
Nice strawman son

>>716394258
>sucking corporate dick

>posting on cool down
someone's mad.

>>716394258
What's weird about that is that Sony is even worse at being overly litigious than Nintendo. Look at what they did to Michael Jackson for the Beatles songs. And they're still funding a smear campaign against him.

>>716394453
It's called reductio ad absurdum. Although you need to have a pretty high IQ to understand basic logic.

>>716393453
>jans not being faggots
>ever
lmfao

>>716394553
>implying
https://youtu.be/CtKIF5FUVOc

>>716394556
I fail to spot the supposed contradiction. My statement was
"If x, then y."
Your reply was a completely incoherent
"X invented z."

>>716394664
>x, y, z
>rather than a, b, c

>>716394789
>doesn't even know why x, y and z are used
stay in school kids.

>>716394553
Or how they slapped Bloodborne Kart but no one really cared after they found out the dev was a politically brainrotted spastic

>>716394927
You have never taken a logic class in your life.

>>716394938
We don't collectively talk much about how troons dominate video game modding and romhacking scenes and how they always worm their way into positions of power in those groups. Is taking CS or getting in computers a fast way to troon out or something?

>>716395135
People don't talk about it in earnest on here because that'd mean accepting responsibility for spreading the "if you don't feel like a man, you can be a cute girl!" trend that started here and then spread out like wildfire.

>>716395276
i remember that trend.
The whole how to become a trap and other shit

>>716394938
As well as slapping the 60fps Bloodborne and the PS1 bBloodborne demake.
But everyone memoryholed them as always because big bad Nintendo ate a sandwich wrong.

>>716394998
>logic class
It's called rhetorics.

Playstation won?

>>716396931
Lmao, no

>>716386597
Decades of experience is one thing but the guy came into gaming when most of the stuff we take for granted today didn't exist and just created it, jumping on things seems like such a basic idea but it was decades before the first platformer released, and even with Super Mario Bros he invented something completely invisible that I don't even think has a work but basically in a game about jumping over platforms he made it integral, you need to jump on the flag to end a level, and you need to jump into a block to unlock a power up, you jump on enemies to defeat them and this follows forwards for at least smart games, think of Donkey Kong Bananza, you travel between worlds by punching the gong, you open up the challenge levels by punching them open, you punch the terrain, punching is a major part but instead of just walking up to and interacting with a menu the game has you interact in the same way you interact with most of the game.
It's strange that he was able to naturalize concept like this when nobody else at the time was.

>>716387764
hurt to admitt this is true. but is, true.
mario cart world's flopped.

>>716387764
True, mario cart world is only selling because it costs $50. It is strictly worse than 8 deluxe

>>716398948
>>716398816
>cart
Pajeetric...

>>716386054
>Now that's a matter of opinion
No, it is not. Video games were, are, and always will be entertainment products.

last 5ch post before end of this week famitsu

>>716401306
>[Good news] PS5 version of "Forza Horizon 5" surpasses 3 million copies sold over Monster Hunter Wilds
This can't be real

>>716401306
It's funny how the cockroaches are extremely delusional.

>>716394007
Dawn is for Cyrus only.

Their desperation is almost palpable at this point

>>716387764
>(+105%)
That's bad legs?

>>716403550
>scripts
The Harry Potter gambit

>>716387764
It hurts. It fucking hurts so much to admit.
But this is true.

>>716386054
Seeing video games as a product means you're creating them to be played and enjoyed by whoever purchases them. Seeing video games as art means you're creating them to impress reviewers.

>>716404259
Explain how

>>716378474
>Save
Didn't know the fastest selling console needed saving.

>>716404454
He's just samefagging his own post

>>716403550
>another port

Wii U numbers in 2025 let’s go?

>>716405470
By PS5?

>>716405470
Yeah, the ps5 sold lots then the Wii U worldwide

>>716387764
wtf i just noticed KEKAROO
and this is supposed to be the big system seller. lol

>>716406257
That pedo cope flopped

>>716406313
It's not just that. It's a samefag pedo cope.

>>716406313
>>716406371
gays just accept your """"""""""system seller""""""""" floppeded lol
it has lower sales then mighty nombre 9

>>716377560
Brazil is snoyland

>>716406463
>floppeded
Ooh, the pedojeet is having a meltdown ;)

>>716406463
>It's true
Why isn't this bigger news?
Have Nintendosisters just accepted that all their releases floppeded?

>>716373412 (OP)
>no asstroonbot
gays just accept your """"""""""system seller""""""""" floppeded lol
it has lower sales then mighty nombre 9

>>716407378
>It's true
Why isn't this bigger news?
Have snoysisters just accepted that all their releases floppeded?

>>716406463
>floppeded
>nombre
Uh oh, ESL melty!

>>716394258
The funniest thing is how skewed people's perception on the topic is altogether.
I am no fan of Nintendo battling rom hosting sites or whatever. But remember when vimm's lair died? Almost every big name of the industry was attacking them, Nintendo included, granted. But when it was reported on Nintendo was often the only name cited as if they alone were behind it even though it was a broad industry effort.
What the fuck is up with that?

>>716377263
I thought it was ok, not brilliant, but decent

>>716377263
>I think Astrobot SUCKS!

>>716373412 (OP)
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
Uhm.
Isn't this incredibly rough for a debut?

>>716408334
Sadly yes.

Brother, you suck ass at samefagging. You seriously gotta kill yourself dude. For the good of mankind.

>>716408334
kek same people who defends mario cart world legs will defends donkey kong bananzas. dont brother.

>>716408414
>>716408334
>>716408189
Least obvious samefag

>>716408697
2 out of tres

>>716382967
No anon. Its a bunch of jap roaches projecting and calling anyone against them jeets

>>716408753
****, nobody is falling for your phone

>>716375087
Actually think Air Riders has a lot of potential if online is good. Possibly more appealing to the very competitive players than Mario Kart? Just a hunch

>>716373920
oof what happened to death stranding 2

Donkey Dong flopped

>>716408940
Walking sim has weak legs ironic.

>>716408334
Turns out no one really likes Wokey Kong: Troonanza. SAD!

>>716409049
>>716408984
>>716408753
Your life flopped ;)

>>716409049
How is that troon crap? He looks like cotton candy. Maybe Im just old

>>716378474
that nigga’s content continues to devolve

>>716409105
Says the troon who spends his life defending bingtendo on 4channel

>>716408334
FURUKAWA: Thank you for your question. Nintendo is committed to all of its key franchises, DONKEY KONG chiefly among them. With our latest title in the DONKEY KONG series, DONKEY KONG BANANZA, we are aiming for half a million first week sales.
Uhm...
Yeah...
So that didn't happen.

>>716409212
>It's actually real
Holy crackers.

>>716408678
Those are good numbers though. I go to japan quite a bit for work and the fact people are buying games right after buying an expensive console is good. Reminder that what usually happens is that it sits there while the audience only buys one or two games a year like with the ps5

>>716409189
>>716409212
>>716409296
Total snoy meltdown

>>716398379
Inventors have a great sense of conceptualization. Like Einstein with the theory of relativity while riding a train. Shiggy is a great man and should be revered as such.

>>716409049
Mmmm cotton candy skin.

>>716409427
Meh, todays gamer sees Todd Howard as the greatest game creator of all time, even though he's only ever actually made 1 thing, and it was considered the worst new IP his company ever released.

>>716409212
>half a million
Does it specify in Japan only are you being a retard?

>>716383409
ps5 has been a dead console for jrpgs for the past 5 years, not a single one has done well on it

>>716409579
Holy basedrage! Go take out your anger on Furukawa, he made the sales forecast not me. I'm just an impartial messenger.
Really I have no horse in this race, but it's just undeniable that Donkey Kong Bananza kind of floppeded and Mario Cart World's legs are rough as hell - I heard it sold less than Mighty Nombre 9, if you can believe that.

>>716409579
Worldwide most likely. No way they expected half a million in Japan alone first week

>>716409672
Go ahead and link it eric

>>716409212
>No link
>paste quote into google
>find nothing
>Check latest shareholder Q&A on the website
>ctrl + f "Donkey"
>0 results
Didn't happen indeed

>>716409672
I accept your concession

>>716409805
>hallucinating
>massively delusional
Meds

>>716409758
Uh, burden of proof is on you. I'm an academic so I know these things. What about you?

>>716409878
>I'm an academic

>>716409878
You made the claim eric. That means the burden of proof is on you.

>>716409878
I accept your concession

>>716409942
This time he'll graduate high school for sure

>>716410020
Nah, the kids are too old for him there.

>>716409943
Uhm, I did? When? Where? Go right ahead and link it. Oh you can't? Haha.. That's what I thoughted.

>>716409942
Education frightens you...
I am the victor...
captcha: DKFLOP

"Mario Cart" is the new "mentally i'll"

>>716410065
See
>>716409672
Now post proof eric

>>716410065
Total snoy meltdown

>>716410118
Burden of prove is on you to proof that was me.

>>716377052
>>716377239
Contrary to what you like to push Eric, Switch did very well in the UK with the top 10 regularly filled with Switch games and the Switch 2 looks like it is following suit. Its just that the normalfags really like their CoD, Fifa and Fortnite as well.

>He's in the phase where he pretends he's smart
Yeah, he's extremely mad.

>>716410149
So you have no proof.

>>716410149
Yeah my bad i just realized.
I cant actually proved it. I conceded

Nintendo makes me happy

>>716373412 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
The people have spoken and we want hag Pauline!

>>716377378
Are there actual numbers, or just relative placements?

>>716410387
We absolutely need young Pauline on Mario Kart so I can go back to the game.

I know him having a melty is nothing new but yeesh it's pretty bad today huh?

Sony made a collab with Bandai so other SIE IPs will be released on Switch

>>716410149
>burden of prove

>>716410512
Bananza doing extremely well while being such a good game even Dorito Pope admitted it's a masterpiece, Switch 2 going back to the usual numbers and the hard confirmation that Switch 2 is the best selling console in US history overtaking the PS4 broke him.

Anyone who calls a single thing on this list "based" is admitting they're a pedo and that they have a bigger cp folder.

>>716410646
>>716410620
Total snoy meltdown

>>716410646
watch the ninpedos have a meltie over this

>>716410646
it is me, george cappucino and I declare this list based

>>716410714
UH OH, NINDIAN NINPEDOS MAD

>>716410792
mad about what we're winning for 8 years now

>>716410646
I’m Donald Trump and this list is based

>>716410841
WINNING THE BIGGEST PEDO AWARD

There must be 0 jannies and mods on today, /v/ is really shit right now, like nothing I've seen before on 4chan

>>716410646
Based Nintendo.

>>716410841
>we're

>He's still pushing the Nintendo Indian lie
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/india-hero-project
https://x.com/sie_ihp

>>716410897
That is correct, snoy.
learn English

>>716410910
Good morning saar

>>716373920
>Only noteworthy PS5 game coming out soon is MGS3 a month from now

We might actually get a 30/30 soon.

>>716410646
My name is miyamoto and I'm a pedo and I love little boys and little girls and I think this list is based and I have a micropenis and I'm jealous of sony ebcause they have better games and better graphics and better gameplay and better sales and better fans

>>716411073
It's also on PC and Xbox, with Xbox having new content.

>>716411084
TENDIES BTFO

>>716410980
NTA, but the jeets think they're people or matter thanks to that india heroes crap

>>716411160
>>716411084
Total snoy meltdown

>>716411084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3FT-0FypeM

>>716411226
FAKE, ALREADY BEEN DEBUNKED, JUST LIKE YOUR THROAT IS ABOUT TO BE
THAT GUY WAS AN ACTOR AND A TENDIE

>>716411084
how does he leave your ass so sore then, if he has a micropenis

>>716411141
>>>>Xbox
Come on now huh

>>716410646
>and that they have a bigger cp folder.
So you admit you have a CP folder, good.

>>716410971
>We

>>716411259
YOU. HAVE, ALREADY. CHOSEN..YOUR PITIFUL. END.

>>716410646
>open list
>point 2 is being mad Nintendo shut down a pedo convention
I'm not sure why am I meant to be against this

>>716411259
Maybe he saw the wrong penis and it was actually his own.

>>716411318
NO, YOUUUUUUUUUU ADMITTED IT. YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END
YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

>>716411321
Yes

>>716411483
i need to see him with a fat ass

>>716411432
Chill out pedophile, maybe you should use this time packing your things before the police comes knocking at your door.

Cacioppo is a pedophile

>>716411495
You don't work at Nintendo

>>716411552
;)

>>716411548
I WILL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>716411549
HE DIDN'T WORK FOR NINTENDO, I MEAN, NINPEDO, SO HE CAN'T BE. YOUR ACTOR WHO LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM YOU HAD IN YOUR VIDEO DOES WORK FOR NINPEDO THOUGH, AND SO DO YOU. SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>716411975
Get ready for Mario's daughter to sell more Switch 2 units.

>>716412109
YOU ARE A PEDO, ONLY A PEDO COULD LIKE SUCH A SEXUALIZED CHARACTER, YOU MAKE ME AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S SMART AND MORAL SICK. SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>716412181
>nintendo turned me into a pedo by making children I'm attracted to
What a horrifying admission

>>716412109
SUPER PAULINE BROS
PAULINE GALAXY
PAULINE SUNSHINE
WE NEED THEM ALL

>Week 1:
>Switch 2 – 947,931
>Mario Kart World – 782,566

>Week 2:
>Switch 2 – 153,205
>Mario Kart World – 134,900

>Week 3:
>Switch 2 – 140,026
>Mario Kart World – 122,578

>Week 4:
>Switch 2 – 161,021
>Mario Kart World – 145,069

>Week 5:
>Switch 2 – 128,643
>Mario Kart World – 114,106

>Week 6:
>Switch 2 – 71,885
>Mario Kart World – 65,853

>Week 7:
>Switch 2 – 152,165
>Mario Kart World – 135,370
A little fishy...what can explain the switch 2 returning to week 2 numbers? It can't be bananza, since I assume a lot of previous owners were part of that 120k, right?

>>716412259
>Oh no, the company that withholds consoles a week before big releases witheheld consoles a week before a big release!

>>716412181
Why are you talking about Mario's daughter like that?

>>716411552
>consolewars don't matter when I'm losing
That's what I read

>>716412259
They saved the stock for this week, happens all the time when there's gonna be a big release.

>>716411907
C'mon, give it a try big boy. Just be reminded that you're a pedophile failure in life and no one will ever love you.

>Confirmed Nintendo direct next week
Damn they must be panicking. Are Donkey Kong's sales really that bad for them to shit out an emergency direct one week after release ?

His threats remind me of Barneyfag, they probably have the same origin story and fucked up childhoods that led them to 4chan

>>716412517
Donkey Kong opened at less than 1/10 of Mighty Number 9's sales.
Does that answers your question ?

>>716411549
and also secretly Void Kong

What a meltdown, kek

>>716412246
Imagine a Super Mario Sunshine Sequel, where Bowser's vengeful ex-wife frames Mario using AI, and then kidnaps Lady Pauline, Mayor Pauline, and Princess Peach.

>>716373412 (OP)
this is retarded, post the real numbers

>>716411582
They wouldn't let an autistic schizophrenic retard work there

>>716412517
>he doesn't know that Directs are scheduled months in advance

>>716412591
Funny. It reminds me of Blunderfag. Is he still a janitor?

>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>716412181
What's sexualized about her?

>>716412972
Eric IS Blunderfag

>>716412832
>>716412595
>>716413004
Total snoy meltdown

>>716412595
Ok so where are you getting these so called numbers for might number 9 again?

>>716413004
Did you know that Mario and Peach are now just "good friends"?

>>716413223
I don't know why hes obsessed with mighty number 9
they've never released sales numbers for it, the best thats ever been given is ESTIMATES that it sold 1 million copies by the end of 2020, 4 years after it launched

Metroid Prime 4 has been rated in Korea
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/with-release-news-expected-soon-metroid-prime-4-has-been-rated/

>>716413482
It's seething about that game that got him doxxed

>>716413482
Because it's the game he chose to doxx himself over.

>>716413482
On one site it says it did roughly 1.3 million on PS3 and PS4 before it just stopped tracking in November 2024.

>>716410620
I want to fuvk her so much, bros

>>716413004
You expecting Bananza to outsell the sequel of the game that sold 70M units on switch alone

>>716413669
No, I'm just here to laugh at tendies who thought it would do well

>>716410646
GENTLEMEN...
...he admited having child porn in his computer. "Bigger cp folder".

>>716413767
>He says after ban evading

>>716413849
>xhe's not denying having a bigger one
you lost and got raped, ninpedo scum

>>716413849
He's already admitted to it several times. At the very least it adds to the investigation the police is doing on him.

>>716413767
A game about Mario's daughter could sell more copies than Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>716413954
>>716413767
Total snoy meltdown

>>716413991
damn, first the farms and now the police is looking into him?
gonna be a rough year for our boy

>>716413640
so 1 million in 8 years
still nothing but an estimate but still pathetic astrobot tier legs

>>716413640
That would include free downloads off PS+, right?

>>716413954
>got raped
Not as hard as your father raped you, Kekric, that's for sure.

>>716414168
Most likely.

We have already chosen our beautiful new era.

>>716410646
Nintendo is so based

>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
>11. [PS5] Death Stranding 2: On the Beach (SIE, 06/26/25) – 3,122 (90,719)

I can't wait for 'Death Stranding 3: Norman reedus gets raped by a gorilla on the beach'

>>716410646
>the snoy got so angry that people say "based" to his cope list that he ended up admitting again that he has a CP folder

>>716378642
You can splat her against the walls if you punch her hard enough

>>716413313
oh no peach was actually the side chick all along. Mario is a father

>>716414391
He's already a cuck, so might as well.

>>716378563
She beat up once and then quit immediately

>>716414567
This is most likely correct.

>>716414652
got* beat up

>>716413767
It did do well. About doubled snoys exclusive DS2 in its first week

>>716414540
kino

So next week we have a possible direct, then famitsu, and finally the quarterly report. How will eric survive?

>>716414758
yikes DS2 had no legs at all. Tamagotchi Plaza won

>>716413515
Yeah, I'll be shocked if there's no Direct next week, the timing just feels right.

>>716414862
>How will eric survive?
By coping

>>716414862
He will be very angry about the next big 3D Mario.

>>716414862
>How will eric survive?
He's already dead.

Why has there been ZERO info released about the movie that is coming out in April?

>>716416410
That's almost a whole-ass year. Calm.

>>716416410
Super Mario 40th anni direct in september

>>716416410
There might be a teaser trailer Direct this October, just like they did last time.

Do we get top30 in the next thread?

>>716416502
And typically you know more about a movie that is coming out in that time. The cast of the first one was announced in 2021, no?