>>716376067 (OP)
Back when cordless mice were new they chewed through batteries rather quickly and had piss-poor connection, it was often enough to say "fucking mouse!" and you were completely absolved of your loss. You couldn't do it too often though, of course.
I have PTSD so I'm actually playing way worse than I would if I didn't have it. My friends could never beat me in games but when we went to tournaments together they'd do really well and I'd go 0-2 or something