Thread 716376918

A cute girl from school wants to know what your favorite video game is. What do you say?

>>716376918 (OP)
I tell her it's Dota 2.

>>716376918 (OP)
Furry Shades of Gay

>>716376950
>dota 2
>school
What the fuck am I reading?

F-Zero GX.
If she actually knows what that game is I'd propose on the spot, if not, I'd just ignore her.

>>716377007
Well, I played Warcraft 3 in high school, so the answer would still be Dota. Plus, higher education is a school too.

>>716376918 (OP)
No girl in grammar school wanted to know my interests.

>>716376918 (OP)
Yeah, no. This girl is racist as fuck and I know she's gonna try and get the local arcade torn down to build a basketball court or something.

Fuck that.

>>716376918 (OP)
>school
+18 website nigger

I laugh and refuse to answer the question in any satisfying way.

>>716377165
There are 18 year olds in school anon.

>>716376918 (OP)
Mario 1 is... pretty good

>>716376918 (OP)
u-u-uhmmm it's c-called uhhhhh r-r-rapelay tee-hee...

>>716377021
Penny and Maya are definitely racist enough to secretly want a white boyfriend.

>>716377021
>Irish, Chinese, Mexican, Native Americans ignored through their whole victimhood race rant

>>716376918 (OP)
>haven't been in school since the 90s
Uh, Quake?

Meet n Fuck Kingdom

>>716377165
I'm sorry you didn't get your parents to pay for college

>>716376918 (OP)
She looks flip/hispanic rather than black

>>716376918 (OP)
Custer's Revenge

>>716376918 (OP)
Fallout: New Vegas.

>>716377021
>slavery
That's old news, let it go.

>>716377390
>she's an avid fan and even has made mods to rape more characters as well as herself.

>>716376918 (OP)
I will tell my kiddo to not bring his friends at our home ever again

>Many years ago
>Chatting up cute girl that sat behind me in class
>Friend walks over and starts talking about his PC specs and Skyrim
>Cute girl feigns interest and asks what games we like
>She was never as talkative with me after that
Why can't you turbo autist PC cuckolds just not be weirdos?

>>716378296
She was probably turned off by his low specs, you should've told her about your powerhouse build to get her going again.

>>716377021
>white girl not allowed to talk
lol what a joke

>>716378135
>Ignore her afterwards because she's a whore with a million STDs

>>716376918 (OP)
Metroid Zero Mission overall.
Underrail in terms of recent games.

>>716376918 (OP)
>Brought the show back just to ruin it with Anti-black male feminism/sjw shit.

Be careful what you wish for.

>>716378380
Umm, she's clearly latinX you bigot.

>>716378383
filtered

>>716378380
they literally told her in the show that blacks can't be racist

>>716376918 (OP)
wan sum fuk?

>>716378586
At least Oscar's still the best character.

>>716376918 (OP)
How about you start by actually posting a cute girl?

>>716376918 (OP)
Digital Devil Saga (duology)

>>716377390
>a retrogamer huh? Get with the times.

>>716378778
And those ashy kids are still the worst things to ever exist?

>>716377021
i remember kinda liking this show as a kid, what the fuck happened

>>716376918 (OP)
>A cute girl from school wants to know what your favorite video game is.
This happened once in highschool, but she wasn't really cute and she just broke into the middle of a private conversation to ask me random questions. I don't sperg about my hobbies to people who aren't really interested so I just said "shooters, FPS games" and she had a minor freakout like
>OMG Nooo dont sayy thatt! like don't take this the wrong way but I can just picture you as the kind of guy to come in to the school and start shooting people

I don't know what goes through some peoples heads.

>>716376918 (OP)
I don't speak to women

>>716380559
No idea, even normies were mad at this show because there was an episode where Penny's mom locked her out of the house late at night after Penny stayed out past curfew.

People freaked because a Mom locking her teenage daughter out of the house at night, in a modern Californian city was asking for disaster.

>>716380852
A smart parent would just deprive her of fun electronics and double the chores. Locking a child outdoors in any shithole neighborhood is just asking for them to be kidnapped, beaten or raped. Probably all 3 if they live in Commiefornia.

>>716377021
>sea to sea
That's just factually untrue.

>>716377021
I mean they ain’t wrong.

>>716376918 (OP)
I just lie and say Animal Crossing, The Sims and Stardew Valley.

>>716381082
Don't say Stardew Valley. They'll try and add a mod that has you hand over all your land to Demetrius.

>>716376918 (OP)
Final Fight

>>716381182
Has this happened to you anon?

>>716381367
No, I only download MILF mods.

>>716376918 (OP)
Elder Scrolls Oblivion. Here. It's study hall, I'll show you on my shitty out of date alienware laptop that can run it at a smooth 28-24 frames a second!

I then came back a day later with a modded high elf with cat ears and a khajiit tail and said it was named after her as I sat in the character select screen showing off different angles of it.

She asked to be my girlfriend a couple of weeks later. We got married under a double rainbow in the Alaskan wilderness at 27. I love her to death. This is a true event. This happened. This is my life.

>text with girl for a while
>clearly interested in me
>out of nowhere stops responding to my texts
>"suddenly" a lesbian
This has happened twice now

>>716377021
What's with the random white girl in that? Why does she care so much?
Also this argument is always presented so unfaithfully. Ever since blacks got civil rights, America's crime rate has skyrocketed. You used to only worry about the occasional serial killer but now blacks act like animals and ruin everything. Theft, pollution, tons of murder..

>>716381603
damn, how ugly are you?

>>716381727
I didn't think I was that ugly. I thought I was a 6/10 at least.

>>716377021
I wonder if these people will ever realize the repartitions are that they get to live outside of Africa.

>>716381765
dang. that sucks.
hopefully you find a nice girl eventually :)

>>716381035
They are actually. They didn't build this country they actively impeded it's progress, Lincoln wanted them deported. All they did was pick cash crops for Jews. They didn't pave the roads or build the cities. They ruined them in the end like with Detroit.

>>716381035
They are blatantly wrong.

>>716376918 (OP)
Oof!

>>716381603
Bro they always hit you with the “suddenly lesbian” right after realizing they don’t actually want to date a guy who sends them memes at 2am and argues about JRPG tier lists. It’s their escape hatch. Don’t take it personal, it's just the modern equivalent of "I'm focusing on myself right now." Dust yourself off and keep grinding.

Penny kinda reminds me of Clementine

>>716381035
You're talking about people who think they built Egypt or were Nordic vikings

>>716376918 (OP)
I dont give a fuck what some girl thinks
Some hot guy though I'd be very inclined to tell my top 10

>>716382064
Don't you drag Clem into this!

>>716377165
>Anon can't conceive of a hypothetical situation where he is younger than he currently is
How would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

>>716382142
troon?

>>716376918 (OP)
I had a cute girl in college ask me what my favorite TV show was and I told her it was Hogan's Heroes and spent 10 minutes explaining the show

>>716376918 (OP)
Nigger

>>716382696
Based taste, anon

>>716376918 (OP)
>"Live A Live released in 1994 for the Nintendo Super Famicom in Japan Only, Fan Translated in the early 2000s by somebody or some people I don't remember and then later on by Aeon Genesis which has been widely accepted as the unofficial "official" translation of the game. I also personally enjoyed the remake the game received in 2022 for the Nintendo Switch and later all platforms, but the original holds a special place in my heart specifically."
I think I'd say something like that if I were in school today. I don't care if people think I'm autistic, I mean it when I say I love that game and I will talk about it at length if given the opportunity.

>>716376918 (OP)
nigger

>>716382450
boy (male(gay))

How cute?
>not that cute
Skyrim, Souls, SMT
>very cute
Stardew Valley, Mario Kart, any Kirby game

>>716383663
Rip, you'll probably get HIV in your lifetime

>>716384382
Naw I'm happily taken already I'm just a huge tease around here
We're both clean and very happy

>>716384426
what's it like being LGBTQ these days? Seems like half of the world grovels at you people

>>716379974
why would anyone put midna in a dating sim?

>>716384852
You're questioning that and not why she's spanish.

>>716377021
>THEY SHOULDA NEVA GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY

>>716385745
>OH EVIL DARKNESS EVIL!! WHAT ABOUT MY LEGS, CHARLIE MURPHY!?

>>716384708
Its just fuckin dumb, dude.
People that are loud and hateful about gays are obviously loud and shitty, but at the same time the whole LGBT crowd tries to shove it in their faces every opportunity they get.

Both sides just need to shut the fuck up and live and let live. Nothing pisses off those people more than LGBT shoving their agenda in their faces when they clearly don't care.
Unironically this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3cGfrExozQ

>>716376918 (OP)
If we're talking back then.. probably Final Fantasy XII

>>716376918 (OP)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror, i was such a sucker for cute shit i'm surprised i didn't troon out

>>716380559
Once secure in their foothold of social and political power, nonwhites go more and more mask off.

>>716381035
Niggers never even invented the wheel, much less roads to drive them on.

>>716383663
>>716384426
>>716385846
Nobody asked
Seek Jesus and fuck off

>>716385543
i thought that she was french. time to duolingo with the midna voicepack.

>>716377021
I used to remember finding the original kinda funny. It wasn't that great but at least it was entertaining sometimes.

THIS sequel looks like shit.

>>716386246
>Once secure in their foothold of social and political power, nonwhites go more and more mask off.

This is the Whitest shit I've heard in a while. For everyone else, they know what non-whites are liking from dealing with them. Do you live somewhere that isn't diverse and you're surprised when you find out they're all stupid and hostile? What do you think is using this website?

>>716386451
Is your reading comprehension up to snuff lil bro?

>>716386550
My Nigger killing is up to snuff, and I'll snuff this thread full of shitskins. I didn't have a second thread open, and the vast majority of the board was auto filtered. Enjoy the company of your fellow sub-humans. Doubt anything in this post at your own peril.

Imagine doing slavery all the way to 18th century and still think you’re the good guys.

>>716386593
Could you please stop making genuine racists look like fucking retards? You clearly failed to grasp the concept of "pretending to be nice until you have power at which point you stop being nice," ie see every fucking minority propaganda bit from the 90s onwards, and now you're just full on schizobabbling.

>>716386637
History is written by someone screwing over someone else. We all did horrible things to get to the top, but that's how civilization is made. Off the blood and bones of people who sucked and died.

>>716386637
Imagine being the only race to ever actively fight your own people to free other races from the bonds of slavery and having to hear them bleat about it for the rest of recorded history while their own race actively continues engaging in the very thing your ancestors killed eachother to stop.

KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE

>>716385846
>>716386345
I feel like HIV and AIDs exist as a way of God letting us know that it's wrong

>>716387136
As it turns out, you genuinely are not supposed to put your sex organ into orifices where poop comes from.