Thread 716377417

2025... I am forgotten...

>>716377417 (OP)
Why'd they give a baby bimbo lips?

the destruction gimmick gets old an hour in

>>716377417 (OP)
This pedobait was so obvious they even gave her bare feet for no reason

What quantity of porn is she at right now?

>>716378506
>no reason
it would be rude to stand on top of dk with shoes

>>716377417 (OP)
i find poppy kong sexier. that flat black monkey is a cutie.

>>716378742
Bananza levels.

Good riddance, pedoslop.

>>716378981
she has shoes in one of the outfits so this excuse is retarded

>>716379171
Don't talk about my wife that way.

>>716379225
I thought this stupid theory would die out once nintendo confirmed that bananza pauline is a younger version of the pauline we know in that one interview, and then in the character description in the game's website
guess not

>>716377417 (OP)
>1 nanosecond after thing came out... thing is forgotten...
fuck this is getting stale

>>716378103
Even the Donkey Kong Bananza subreddit agrees that E33 is easily GOTY over Bananza lol

>>716379225
Please do not say things like that about Pauline III while using one of the theory images.

Hopefully she leads them to replacing all the babyshit with kid versions.

>>716378103
Probably should. It's really fun and original

>>716379473
>>716379669
The rabbit hole goes deeper. More Mario sisters!

>>716379595
go back

>>716377943
literal fucking retard

>>716377417 (OP)
Is she supposed to be a literal cunny or just some stylized hag?

>>716382295
stated to be 13 years old, but she doesn't look like it

>>716382371
Basically a hag then.

>>716377417 (OP)
I just fapped to her.

>>716382510
Same.

>>716383597
She's beautiful.

>>716383597
Female human child...

>>716383972
>No Switch 2 emulation for a Paula Pauline
It's not fair...

>>716384120
>No Switch 2 emulation for a model rip of this Pauline
This is true suffering.

>2025... I am for-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>t-t-t-t-the destruction gimmi-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>n-n-*sobs and seethes*-nintroon-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!

If you dont find her attractive you are boring and gay

>>716382582
>feet cropped out
wtf?!

holy

>>716384264
She's getting her daily potassium intake. :)

>>716384639
>oooooh bana

>>716384717
uoooooh...anal with Pauline

>>716377417 (OP)
I loved the game but I can understand why people move on so quickly. It's not really a game that pierces your soul or leaves a lasting impression on you like a good piece of music, a film or good book would. It lacks the emotional weight of those mediums. It's a fun game but it's not exactly an immersive RPG with deep storytelling and characters.

It's a product. A fun game. But it ends there.

>>716384905
>It's not really a game that pierces your soul or leaves a lasting impression on you
Wanna know how I know you didn't fucking beat the game?

>>716385114
Literally beat it a few days ago you cum drinker.

It barely has a story. It's Donkey Kong ffs, not Lord of the Rings. If you're honestly getting emotional over DK then you're probably a pedophile.

>>716377417 (OP)
Was just playing it only just realised she has different animations for the verse, bridge and chorus of the bananza songs
game has a lot of soul

I wish Pauline would step on my banana with her bare feet