Fuck you guys - /v/ (#716378786) [Archived: 92 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:55:27 AM No.716378786
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Who said this shit was good.

15 minutes in and I quit, all it is is an exercise in frustrating controls and bad camera angles combined with no gameplay and no explanation. Just walk around until you find the thing that is obviously a trigger and mash all the buttons until you find which one does something to let you move to the next room made with the same 5 textures.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:57:23 AM No.716378884
erm but like there's no dialogue and you walk around with a girl...it's so deep and beautiful bro
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:17:03 AM No.716379883
>>716378786 (OP)
Ico has been filtering nintendo futa fags for decades now.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:17:54 AM No.716379917
>>716379883
i like nintendo futa on female, and i like ico too.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:18:26 AM No.716379936
best game of all time, until sotc came out (until the next ueda joint comes out)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:19:21 AM No.716379984
>>716378786 (OP)
So you lost in the first fight and rage quit because you're a gamelet whomst has no faith in himself. Got it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:26:31 AM No.716380287
>>716378786 (OP)
>another cubie filtered by pure kino and not shovelware party minigames
you love to see it
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:11:25 AM No.716382410
>>716378884
heh... this anon gets it,,, the gir- I mean the game is beautiful...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:35:16 AM No.716383483
OP this game has so much soul. It seems like you have very poor taste.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:50:27 AM No.716384179
Its a VIDEO game, not a video GAME.
In short, only race traitors (a.k.a pseudo gamers) love this type of shit.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:59:30 AM No.716384576
>>716378786 (OP)
>mash all the buttons until you find which one does something
There's like 2 buttons that do anything in this game and even that's too hard for zoomers
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:47:45 AM No.716386565
>>716384576
The buttons are all separate for separate actions for no good reason and even that would be fine if they didn't change contextually. One button to jump, one to attack, one to push blocks, one to interact with the alien girl, but then climb a chain and the controls get all fucked and the button to jump no longer jumps and every button seems to make you climb up or down. It's frustrating as fuck when controls aren't consistent during context changes.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:59:51 AM No.716387034
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:08:02 AM No.716387334
Filtered by based ICO. One of the best games on the PS2 by the way. A beautiful evolution of 90s cinematic platformers. I'm glad you didn't like it, I don't want my favourite games to be tainted by low IQ brown zoomers.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:09:37 AM No.716387389
zoomer
zoomer
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>>716378786 (OP)
Please stick to zoomerslop made for you, thanks.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:11:49 AM No.716387462
>>716387334
Race traitor since the 90s. Impressive.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:15:13 AM No.716387585
>>716387334
>cinematic platformers
Genuinely one of the most dogshit genres ever invented, not surprising it came from Ingerland.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:18:39 AM No.716387702
>>716387462
Cinematic platformer is a very white genre, anon. You'd know this if you had better taste in games:

>Prince of Persia (American)
>Another World (French)
>Flashback (French)
>Blackthorne (American)
>Heart of Darkness (French)
>Tomb Raider (British)
>Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee (American)
>Rain World (American)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:21:46 AM No.716387808
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>>716387585
Again, I'm glad you don't like them. I don't want trannies, faggots and brown people shitting up one of the most thoughtful and interesting genres out there. Pic related might be more your speed. No attention span required!
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:22:57 AM No.716387859
>>716387808
>one of the most thoughtful and interesting genres out there
"What if platformers controlled fucking horrendously and had zero skill requirement, but they had le pretty animations?"
So thought provoking...
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:27:56 AM No.716388027
>>716387859
Sounds like you got filtered by a genre of games most people played and enjoyed as children. Just be honest with yourself, you're bad at them and that's fine. Meanwhile, if you two white parents you might enjoy these qualities:
>Learning curve and skill involved in even the simplest jumps which makes mastering them extremely satisfying.
>Weighty animations make you think ahead at all times.
>High level of challenge. One hit and you're dead. Demands perfect play.
>A more methodical and slower paced gamefeel compared to most other platformers which many, including myself, enjoy.
>Great art, animations and set pieces.

It's okay, they're just not for you. Apex Legends is for you.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:29:55 AM No.716388120
>>716388027
It's just a shallow, mindless genre where you press the exact sequence of buttons to watch the gay animations complete in exactly the way designed by the developers. So linear and completely devoid of skill that it only has appeal to casual artfags.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:30:42 AM No.716388150
>>716378786 (OP)
There are no good video games made prior to like 2007 barring a few specific examples
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:31:30 AM No.716388187
>>716378786 (OP)
It's a walking sim crossed with an escort quest.
Stop falling for bait.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:31:59 AM No.716388207
>>716378786 (OP)
>Just walk around until you find the thing that is obviously a trigger and mash all the buttons
what?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:32:22 AM No.716388220
>>716378786 (OP)
You need to have soul to appreciate this game.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:32:44 AM No.716388241
>>716388120
>completely devoid of skill
Ah, so you've never played Prince of Persia, Abe's Exoddus or Rain World. Got it. Maybe you aren't completely retarded anon but you sure are uninformed and clueless as to what you're saying.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:33:54 AM No.716388289
It isn't high kino but it's definitely in Mr Kinos Neighborhood.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:34:11 AM No.716388307
>>716387702
>that list
pure soul. I see now what everything has in common
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:34:33 AM No.716388324
>>716388241
How do you think I know this genre sucks? I've played the games. Animations don't impress me enough to forgive the atrocious game design.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:35:17 AM No.716388365
>>716386565
This is not only retarded, but completely fucking false.

Triangle makes Ico jump on the ground and jump from ropes. No buttons make you go up or down the rope. The circle button makes Ico go limp so you can swing the chain, and X makes him drop down without leaping forward.

This is extremely simple. None of the buttons make Ico move up and down the rope. I'm starting to think you haven't even played this game.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:38:38 AM No.716388513
>>716388324
You're a very bad liar anon but that's okay, I know you have absolutely nothing valuable to say in this thread and I'll let you go with some dignity. You don't have to lie just to impress all your friends on here, just like the things you like (Apex, Fortnite, FIFA, Genshin).

You're so hung up on this idea that its all about the pretty animations, when really the appeal comes from the considerate and methodical gameplay that stem from having those weighty animations.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:41:23 AM No.716388629
>>716388513
>if you don't like horrendously controlling games where the only appeal is watching animations, then you like modern slop
No I like actual video games that respond to my inputs in a timely fashion. Especially platformers that have robust physics and skill expression. Cinematic slopformers require zero skill and control awful on an objective level.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:45:01 AM No.716388794
>>716378786 (OP)
>Games carried by their pretentious cover art
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:45:26 AM No.716388817
>>716388629
>Still doesn't address the point I made about it being about the weighty gameplay and not just watching animations.
I know you're Brazilian and have no theory of mind but you could at least try to understand why some people might like challenging, unforgiving platformers that don't give the players a million different ways to get out of bad situations and care more about "player expression" than asking the player to master the gameplay on its own terms. I know many like you anon, you're the kind to get upset because Arthur can't shoot in 8 directions, slide and walljump in Ghouls n' Ghosts. You've yet to realise for many things in life, less is more.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:47:15 AM No.716388881
>>716388794
>I don't know what the word pretentious means because I'm American and had a public school education suitable for African monkeys
Go on and tell the class what exactly you think that word means, Carlos.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:47:50 AM No.716388913
>>716388817
>challenging, unforgiving platformers
Does not describe cinematic slopformers at all. Quite the opposite actually.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:48:52 AM No.716388964
>>716388629
>robust physics and skill expression

God damn nigga u gayvas fuck.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:50:34 AM No.716389025
>>716388913
>Abe's Exoddus isn't difficult
>Rain World isn't difficult
>Another World isn't difficult
>Heart of Darkness isn't difficult
Congratulations anon, you've officially outed yourself as never having played these games in your entire life. And no, abusing quicksave every 5 seconds doesn't mean these games are easy, it just means you're a cheater.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:51:24 AM No.716389067
>>716389025
>memorizing sequences is hard
You should check out some epic hardcore FMV games from the same era.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:55:01 AM No.716389239
>>716389067
>Memorizing sequences and enemy behaviors, figuring out puzzles, overcoming learning curves and having the reflexes to press the correct buttons at the same time is artificial difficulty!
No, it's just called playing video games.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:56:57 AM No.716389305
>>716389239
It's not artificial or difficult, it's just objectively shit design. Maybe it's interesting if again you're a total casualfag, but to someone who has played thousands of games it's not remotely engaging.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:59:03 AM No.716389389
>>716389305
>These famously difficult games aren't difficult because I said so. I'm definitely not a seething brownoid who is upset that I'm not good at them! I've definitely played them guys! I swear!
You're a very bad liar.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:00:09 AM No.716389441
>>716389389
>famously difficult games
Says who? What genuine honest to god casual 50+ year old gaming community are you from?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:06:59 AM No.716389739
>>716389441
https://www.google.com/search?q=Another+World+difficult

https://www.google.com/search?q=Rain+World+difficult

https://www.google.com/search?q=Oddworld+abes+exoddus+difficult

https://www.google.com/search?q=Heart+of+Darkness+game+difficult

I know you haven't played them but don't be lazy with your trolling anon. Oh, let me guess
>J-just because nobodies on Google say they're difficult doesn't mean they are!
I'm showing you as mainstream and broad a response as possible here. I hope you enjoy playing them one day btw.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:51 AM No.716389815
>>716389739
>casualfags really consider this shit difficult
I guess if you've barely held a controller in your life it might be, hard to imagine things from that perspective.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:09:49 AM No.716389856
OP is probably trolling but there are genuinely tedious and annoying aspects to this game. Im willing to ignore them for the ""story"" and atmosphere
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:17 AM No.716389997
>>716389815
So boring man, I'm falling asleep here. You had something for a minute but now its a very disappointing half-hearted attempt at trolling. What a bore. If you're gonna shitpost about games you haven't played, you've gotta at least be funny.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:14:30 AM No.716390049
>>716378786 (OP)
Ico is great
Sotc on the other hand is a clunky dogshit
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:15:37 AM No.716390090
>>716389997
I'm not surprised the kind of geriatric who would consider cinematic slopformers difficult gets tired from posting on an image board.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:17:15 AM No.716390160
>>716390090
you won
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:17:21 AM No.716390168
>>716390090
There you go.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:17:57 AM No.716390190
>>716390160
More engaging gameplay than any cinematic platformer.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:18:37 AM No.716390221
>>716390090
>>716390160
>Samefagging this hard
Back to embarrassing! Disastrous fumble!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:01 AM No.716390371
>>716378786 (OP)
ZOOOOM
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:24:10 AM No.716390469
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>>716387389
>even games released before and contemporaneously to ICO are better in every conceivable way including every zelda game up to that point.
sure thing
Ocarina of time is way better than ICO
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:43:09 AM No.716391286
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>>716378786 (OP)
when will you guys learn that you will never win in an argument about a "classic" videogame?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:47:46 AM No.716391514
>>716391286
you will never "win" an argument online or really irl either ever
people never change their minds
discussion can be fun but arguments are just dumb
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:52:28 AM No.716391718
>>716391286
>you can only compare an old game by games made before it

I am, I grew up playing crash bandicunt on playstation, that's what a proper 3d platformer should feel like not this 'cinematic' abberation with it's terrible controls and 'puzzles'.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:53:54 AM No.716391785
>>716378786 (OP)
Nah, this shit is great. Did you even get to Yorda?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:42:00 PM No.716394224
>>716379917
this except I prefer futa on male