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Anonymous No.716380913 >>716381080 >>716382725 >>716384130 >>716384979 >>716390151
He killed millions
Anonymous No.716380969
what, you gonna cry about it, ya baby?
Anonymous No.716381080 >>716381509
>>716380913 (OP)
Did Tidus really imagine his father stealing Yuna from him? A girl half his age?
Anonymous No.716381509 >>716382681 >>716387096
>>716381080
You think Jecht, as the city's premier sports celebrity, didn't have access to any pussy he wanted at any time? Before he accidentally knocked up that one groupie his most rigorous test for women was probably telling them to just say they're AOC and he'll believe it.
Anonymous No.716382681 >>716382902
>>716381509
>implying he cares about that
if anything it's an extra thrill
Anonymous No.716382725 >>716384398 >>716384962
>>716380913 (OP)
Why did Tidus imagine his dad fucking women he liked?
Anonymous No.716382902 >>716382947 >>716391047
>>716382681
The wackiest thing here is that Jecht is an extremely young father. He's a 32 year old dad to a 17 year old son, he got the groupie pregnant when he was 15.
Anonymous No.716382947
>>716382902
God damn could he get any more based?
Anonymous No.716384130 >>716389595
>>716380913 (OP)
Is this achievable natty?
Anonymous No.716384398
>>716382725
autism
Anonymous No.716384962 >>716385145
>>716382725
Tidus' real reason for hating his father is that he wanted to bang his mom, hence why he sees Jecht as a sexual competitor
Anonymous No.716384979
>>716380913 (OP)
I never noticed his feet before. Did he just not wear shoes on his entire journey across Spira?
Anonymous No.716385145 >>716388415 >>716391162
>>716384962
Tidus never mentions her name and seems less upset at her for dying of no-more-sports-cock than he is at Jecht for calling him a faggot every day. He had a whole year to fill that gap in her heart and groin.
Anonymous No.716387096
>>716381509
He calls it the Jecht Shot 5.
Anonymous No.716388415
>>716385145
It's interesting that Jecht got the worst of it. He was doing a piss poor job at being a father but at least he cared and was trying. Tidus' mom was neglectful and didn't give two shits.
Anonymous No.716389595
>>716384130
Yep, on a diet of booze and underwater netball.
Anonymous No.716390151
>>716380913 (OP)
>Has a dream about his father cucking him
Seriously, how mentally fucked was Tidus?
Anonymous No.716391047 >>716391601
>>716382902
Wtf I'm older than Jecht now.
Anonymous No.716391162 >>716391845
>>716385145
Tidus has the opposite mindset of Tony Soprano. His mother was a saint and a victim of his abusive father in his mind, when in actuality she was the bigger piece of shit and actively neglected him because she couldn't stop daydreaming about BJC.
Anonymous No.716391601
>>716391047
Welcome to JRPGs, where the moment you turn 30 you instantly become an ojii-san
Anonymous No.716391845
>>716391162
>The terrible cgi send off the Sopranos did for Tony's mother
That fucking conversation didn't even make sense.
Anonymous No.716391937
>So, yeahuh...
>...I did a thing.