The best black archetype in video game is the black father figure

>>716381243 (OP)
Because it doesn't exist in reality

>>716381243 (OP)
>Don't you get it? The Saints didn't solve a goddamn thing. Drugs were still being pushed, innocent people were still getting killed...all we did was turn into Vice Kings that wore purple...

>>716381243 (OP)
Kino voice actor

>>716381450
Based

>>716381243 (OP)
I just can't believe this voodoo bullshit, Shepard.

>>716381243 (OP)
>caucasian nose
>caucasian lips
>but melanin
Saying that character is black is like saying an albino black is white

>Debra Wilson
:l
>Debra Wilson, male
:OOOOOOOO

>>716381243 (OP)
TRVKE

>>716381243 (OP)
Gay

>>716381450
lol I read it in his voice

>>716381243 (OP)
Why is it black in particular father figures and mentors will always make for good characters that are naturally loved by everyone due to their nurturing wisdom

>>716381243 (OP)
>Father figure
Wtf?
Are you a kid who self-inserted as shepard or something?
He's your trusted comrade, not a mentor, and certainly not your daddy.

why hasn't anyone made a new spawn game with him???
all we got is appearances in cod and some fighting games

>>716383251
He definitely is a father figure. He always welcomes you home no matter what you've done. He's there to give you advice and back you when you're in trouble. He's the game's dad.

>>716381808
How is that nose a Caucasian nose?
Also his voice is black as fuck

>>716383251
>Comrade
He's above you in rank so that automatically makes Shepard under him both in age and experience. And it's no surprise why he's more intimate in ME3 when things are desperate since he literally says "You did good son, I'm proud of you"

>>716381243 (OP)
Coach def gives some great dad advice

>>716381243 (OP)
for me its the black best friend

I like the ones that SHUT THE HELL UP

>>716381243 (OP)
... because he's missing?

>>716383251
He's your long time superior and is in the process of handing you off to a bigger and better life when the game begins. It's almost like watching his kid graduate, not to mention his whole backstory is that he regrets not being a father.

>>716381243 (OP)
Inferior genetic hair

>>716385353
That hair is conditioned for hotter and humid climates since the texture is for better air flow

I prefer 'crazy unhinged retard'

>>716381808
>caucasian nose
Log off, mutt.

WOMEN ARE A TRIP, UNCLE FUNKLE

>>716381243 (OP)
>Best black archetype
>Fiction
Jej

>>716381243 (OP)
Especially when voiced by Keith David or James Earl Jones, yes.

>>716383656
Coach is that one cool teacher that everybody at school actually likes so close enough

>>716381304
I love my dad, he's my best friend. He has Parkinsons now and I take care of him. /blog

>>716381243 (OP)
I prefer the 'Sergeant Badass' archetype myself.

>>716381243 (OP)
There is not best negro anything. Mentally ill self hating white western leftists without any self respect and dignity are lowest life forms in the universe. You are that OP.

>>716387313
Trying too hard

>>716387354
Im not trying. Stating a pure fact. Go back to kneeling sissy anglo mayocel.

>>716381243 (OP)
Voiced by Arby

>>716381895
I hate women. That's your problem not mine.

>>716383251
he calls you son as he dies
obviously in jargon but still

I wish I had a father :(

>>716387450
Trying too hard

>>716387592
Become one.

>>716387618
Go back to kneeling redditor.

>>716387717
Trying too hard

>>716381450
>Tch, maaaaan fuck you pops, I'm gonna be president n' shit we gonna fight aliens and slap people with dildos

>>716381243 (OP)
>Le cool serious black guy that has his shit together.
Literally never happens irl

>>716381243 (OP)
Sadly it's absent from a lot of games.

>>716381243 (OP)
Worthless nigger. And reason enough not to pass on Mass Effect, even for 2 and Jack's loyalty mission, and position in general against students.

>>716381304
fpbp

True

>>716381243 (OP)
woke game

>>716381304
Mine does

Isn't it weird?
>Black father figures = good
>Black actual fathers = bad

>>716390541
No, they had to leave to become father figures.

>>716381895
Keith david's face isn't plastered onto every game he appears in. Keith David is also a very good actor

>>716381243 (OP)
>Black asian
Is this the future america has planned for asia?

>>716381450
Saint's Row 3 was such a fucking joke man.

>>716390541
What game

>>716386434
Let me tell you something about women. Something about women.

>>716391979
The situation with SR2 and IdolNinja is heartbreaking too. What a shitshow

>>716392026
a Surge