Thread 716391614

Why did /v/ embrace Bazz and reject Taash?

>>716391614 (OP)
Only Koreans embraced Bazz and only because they thought it looked funny to the point it became a weird meme for them.

>>716391614 (OP)
Bazz is so stupid he loops back around to being mildly cool. He learned how to handle a blade by cutting boxes. He understands the working class when he was doing all the low level jobs so understands exactly how to operate a corporation at the highest levels because he did all the factory jobs. It's incredibly stupid, but somehow less stupid than Taash.

>>716391786
He?

>>716391786
>he
I thought Bazz was a woman.

>>716391614 (OP)
at least one is cool in an ironic way, the other is lame no matter how you look at it

>>716391786
It's just one meme of this character that is used, and it's used as a depiction of something hideous. None of the story/character shit you posted is embraced by anyone here.

>>716391614 (OP)
because we rep our man thugnificent around here you feel me?
times are tough a man can't just live off cd's alone and such

>>716391614 (OP)
Bazz has a certain goofy appeal and is very distinct. No meme, if xhe was presented in a different light, like comedic relief with surprising mentor-like qualities and a tragic death or something, xhe'd probably be well liked within intended confines
Other guy, I dunno, he's just kind of unappealing in general

>>716391614 (OP)
The one on the right looks pretty cool, like Miror B

For me, it's Man.

>>716391954
Sauce?

>>716391614 (OP)
nobody cares about these dudes

HOLY SHIT LOOK OUT! RAZZ HAS DISCOVERED YOUR LOCATION!

>>716391614 (OP)
Bazz is so outlandishly ugly she became a meme icon
Taash is just a gray blob and looks like rock peeta

>>716391614 (OP)
Taash? More like trash lmao

>>716391614 (OP)
I didn't realize how it looks like she's wearing someone's guts

>>716391614 (OP)
taash is genuinely repulsive to watch, bazz is funny looking and has the funnier backstory

>>716391614 (OP)
I guess /v/ can relate to knife wielding schizos who hate cops

>>716391614 (OP)
Who makes that left thing and thinks, "Oh wow, we did a great job. Everyone's going to love this grey monster with a huge upper lip, giant drawn-on eyebrows, and big cocks sticking out the side of his head."?

So many people had to look at that and pretend it wasn't hideous to appease whatever cult of weirdos that has power over social media.

>"Yeah... yeah. Looks great. What a good design. So why the cocks? Oh it's his horns, yeah. I knew that. Did Marcos sign off on it? Cool. Yeah, I'll sign off right away. Doing a great job. I support you."

>>716391614 (OP)
Bazz is goofy enough to be fun.

>>716392808
Why shouldn't you hate cops when they are out there to harass regular people for fines and do nothing to maintain a semblance of public decorum and order?

>>716392652
>has the funnier backstory
The politics of the story they wrote for bazz are truly baffling.

>>716391614 (OP)
Bazz is funny ugly, Taash is unpleasantly ugly

>>716392380
I mildly enjoy how inoffensive he is.

>>716391852
yes.

>>716391852
>>716391870
That's the best part, from the actual lore
>Is heir to the family Company, which can only be run by a male
>Transitions to "woman"
>Family supports his decision but then disown her* as a female can't run the company

>>716392652
Concord getting canceled was funny, but I do miss the potential of things they could've cooked up with Bazz's story if they continued making the game
It would've been a cringekino gem

>>716393018
Because it makes niggers seethe

>>716391614 (OP)
Funnier.

>>716393337
Not going to lie, I want to know how you go from the next head of a company, to getting kicked out because you are tranny to becoming an assassin.

>>716393337
>I have decided that from now on I will identify as female and use she/her pronouns
>very well. Get the fuck out of my sight, femoid.

>>716393018
>cops when they are out there to harass regular people for fines
never happened to me because I'm not black
>do nothing to maintain a semblance of public decorum and order
their presence itself prevents crime, that's good enough for me
just don't act like a retard on public, it's simple as that

>>716393735
>I'm not black
>don't act like a retard on public
You are not even American.

>>716391614 (OP)
Taash doesn't have iconic running pose like Bazz

>>716392005
I love how out of place Bazz looks, hope they keep putting it in random doujinshi

>>716393808
What does being a mutt got to do with anything

>>716393576
The whole backstory reads like an AI shitpost, bei it him getting his knife skills from working at the Space-Amazon warehouse, going into hiding in a space colony from his former family members who are after his head but also becoming a widely-known employee at a beauty palor or finally ending up as a circus attraction and gaining galaxy-wide attention and fame... yeah, please ignore the "tries to hide from his family and hunters" part.

>>716392652
Gotta love her trans inclusive radical misogynist father

>>716391614 (OP)
Trash was horrific, whilst Bazz was so shit he looped back to being funny.

One looks ridiculous in a funny way, the other just looks ridiculous and has a shitty quest and dialogue tacked on.

>>716393682
Let me guess, in the sequel, Bazz returns to the company and as Bazz murders the less qualified heir, with the heir's dying breath, the heir confesses that the company wasn't actually misogynistic... they only drove Bazz out because being unable to change is death. By polishing glorious nippon steel and by training with the katana, the company has proven that diversity = strength and the heir was proud to call Bazz... sister... as Bazz cries out NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>716391614 (OP)
Taash is offensively ugly. Looks so bad before the game was released I thought it was a joke custom character people usually make.

>>716394103
Damn, what were they snorting when writing this?

Toon Bazz from the animated trailer is underrated

>>716391954
motherfucker I took the same page out of this doujinshi also lmao

Didn't realize taash was a female nonbinary until last week because of how offputting the face is.

>>716393298
>first black trans woman in a major studio's video game
>game kills itself

>>716391614 (OP)
One is high energy and got some of that meme magic. The other is T(r)aash

>first 4chan kills Concorde
>then 4chan cries over the corpse, contemplating how much fun it was
4chan...

Yes

>>716391786
>He learned how to handle a blade by cutting boxes
this is still the funniest shit, xe's a literal fucking amazon nepo baby lmao

>>716391614 (OP)
I kind of like the right one.
She? looks like some b-list superhero from the 80s.

>>716393576
No, it actually makes sense.
>be heir to company
>don't wanna do bureaucracy till his hair grays
>say "i'ma girl now, can't take your company"
>get kicked out, just as he wanted
>has to keep calling himself her because the moment he says he's a guy he's back to family bureaucracy, doesn't really matter to him matter because he's a flamboyant nigga anyway
>do some side hustles, settle on being an assasin
It's less trans story and more traditional gender bender story, and that's based.

>>716391614 (OP)
Why do they have similar sounding names?

>>716391614 (OP)
Honestly, Bazz could've been a cool character in some Japanese skating game from the 90s for the Dreamcast.

>>716402738
Someone mod Bazz in Bomb Rush Cyberfunk

>>716391614 (OP)
It still floors me that, as objectively awful as Bazz's design is, he/she/it still manages to be one of the least atrocious designs when compared to the full roster

>>716391614 (OP)
trash is just ugly and annoying
bazz is just a one piece character and would be a good design if she was a joke character

Post your bazz

>>716404151
What were they thinking

>>716404151
Guy next to Bazz looks dope as hell

>>716391614 (OP)
Bazz is ugly but ridiculous and very memeable. The other one is just ugly.

>>716404151
Bazz is a successful example of funny bad, rest is either generic or repulsively ugly like that fat fuck with blue jacket

>>716402178
The enemies look kino
In real life the nigger trannies would be all dead

>>716404151
It is true that they're all terrible.

>>716391614 (OP)
Bazz is real

>>716404151
>Jewish art
Ladies and gentlemen

/v/ never embraced either of these disgusting animals.
/v/ was one of the first to call concord shit amidst all the hype articles sony clearly paid for.

>>716404379
Yeah, while "so I'm non-binary" scene is hilariously bad as Concord shitshow, Taash's "boo hoo I'm a victim of transphobia, I'm getting bullied I'm so sad" attitude makes her punchable than likable
Meanwhile Bazz is a crazy faggot that runs around with a knife while giving a shit-eating grin like a purple crackhead clown, how could you not love that

>>716391614 (OP)
Can't make any good meme about Taash.

>>716405331
>"you're going to embrace me anon"

>>716391614 (OP)
I think Bazz was made out of incompetence but Taash was made out of spite.

>>716391614 (OP)
Bazz is so hilariously ugly it’s hard to believe someone looked at him and said “yeah this is a cool character that will sell our game”.

Bazzes design is so ridiculous it's actually kinda funny and Taash just looks like a nasty pajeet

>>716404446
"They should pay me double for this peak design."
It was a bunch of incompetent digital art grads patting each other on the back thinking they were the shit.

>>716391614 (OP)
buzz design is funny and replicable, strong meme potential
the thing on the left looks disgusting as fuck, like what the fuck are those things growing out of its skull

>>716394463
bathtub estrogen

>>716392380
>>716393191
repping that fallout toilet armor

Bazznificent threads were funny

Remember Shitcord?

>>716404151
I can't see unsee
>intestine design

>>716392380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

>>716391870
>he
bazz's tragic backstory is that after he transitioned his family started treating him like a real woman which is why he is out to proof that he can be a real male heir while being a woman. doing this by being a trans nigger from outer space that is really good at shanking people and running away fast
dunno who thought that was a good backstory

>>716411775
That's a pretty good backstory if you are on /b/.

>>716392380
why is it that when woketards design games or people they just chop body parts away?

this entire thread just sounds like anons trying to justify FINALLY being open to other identities

somewhere along the way bazz stole late michael jackson's jacket from the thriller music video

at least bazz is fun-ugly, being a tranny helps too because it helps it reach that globohomo absurdity sweetspot

>>716412091
i wonder what that jacket is worth today

>>716393337
>>716393682
The passive-aggressive implication that even mafia-like corporations would never ever consider going against the LGBT+-/* narrative, unlike Chuds, is unironically peak DEI writing.

>>716404672
I'm not sure why he has that pan magazine gun or whatever that is, every time I look at him I feel like he should have a flying claw like Master Betty

>>716392380
Probably came in at least half of the creatures that resemble women. Alien bitches love white men

>>716391614 (OP)
Taash looks gross.
Bazz looks like a One Piece character, which is highly amusing.