Thread 716394381

>game features kobolds
i will now buy you’re game.

nice cock

>>716394680
Where? I don't see one. This is a blue board anyway.

>>716394381 (OP)
Yeah. I'd love to play, say an RPG with a Kobold protagonist. That'd be c-

>>716394381 (OP)
nigga posted a fucking penis wtf

Okay this thread is funny as fuck starting out. It'll get clipped or ruined soon but hell this made my morning.

that's a penis

>>716394381 (OP)
Kobolds are for throwing! Listen they only weigh around 40 lbs. Heavy enough to deal some damage, but not so heavy that a raging barbarian couldn't throw them. The force of the throw will kill them and whatever other fool received a throwbald to the face. On top of that your wizard can make their corpse explode to deal even more damage. They are the perfect throwing weapon.

I picked up coding an im making a shitty kobold game where kick, jump and dropkick.

>>716394381 (OP)
Lizard cocks don't look like that.

Kobolds are dog people

>>716394381 (OP)
but thats a liz-
oh nice.

>>716394381 (OP)
That's a penis..

>>716394381 (OP)
>TFW they look this for some reason

>>716394381 (OP)
I want to smooch their claws

>>716394381 (OP)
kobolds are fucking hung

"The Curse of Something" is what you're looking for.

>>716396553
>dev abandons game with enormous potential, leaves it rot with only steam workshop to redeem it
>instead works on a fucking COCK VORE EXTRACTION SHOOTER

>>716402862
>Kobolds are dog people
I hate this shit. I don't know who caused this mental retardation but it's pissing me off so bad.
Kobolde are Hausgeister (house spirits). Something like a Zashiki Warashi for all weebs here. They have nothing to do with your furry fantasies.

>>716395848
This image is so fucking funny to me for absolutely no reason

>>716394381 (OP)
okay but what if he was fat

>>716403289
BUILT

>>716394381 (OP)
For me, it's when the women are as flat as their men and they're both rocking a slit.
Let it feel like a 50/50 if an egg or dong flops out after I use them.

>>716403289
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>>716402862
>>716394381 (OP)
oh yes oh yes oh YES

>>716404397
That one old 'red dragon' text adventure game was great for this. The game didn't display the sex of any of your kobold followers until you physically checked their slits, in whatever way you chose to do so.

>>716403289
Amorey is the CUTEST

where are the gemstones? go back in the mines kobby.

>>716404038
Iirc it's from a mistranslation from when D&D got adapted to Japan. It's why dogbolds are most common in anime and the like.

>>716394381 (OP)
Why the thing has fourth leg

Which one would be a better Kobold game?
1. Valheim style crafting survival game where you build your Kobold cave system with the end goal of making it good enough to attract a dragon to live there.

2. Payday style heist game where a gang of Three Kobold specialists have to steal treasure for your Dragon Boss. Heist targets are everything from Dwarf fortresses, Elven Vaults, Human Banks, Other dragon's hoards and Lich Tombs.
Classes are Sorcerer Kobold, Trap/Mechanical Kobold and Sneaky thief Kobold

>>716411363
Some guy gad posted a cute picture of a dragon, half dragon, and jap kobold hugging in a bed with nothing seemingly lewd and it got nuked. So they're aware but selective I guess.

short hung guys are made for big burly bottoms

>>716411529
some guy posted a monster hunter dragon with his dick out in full view and it hit bump limit then it happened again the next day

>>716413237
To be fair I've done that on /vg/ a couple of times where it wasn't immediatly obvious and the threads woild get like half way to bump limit before somebody noticed that Rajang/Rathalos/Etc had their cock out.

>>716411494
>kobold cave system
>get to serve dragon later in game
yeah that was an easy choice