Thread 716403993

Why do gamers love female goblins so much?

any games where you can romance goblin girls?

>>716403993 (OP)
Looking at that picture, it seems like its the other way round?

>>716403993 (OP)
They're small, they're cute and they're stinky. What isn't there to love?

>>716404459
they are NOT stinky
how DARE you, sir

>>716403993 (OP)
We don't. Fuck that pedo-adjacent shit.

>>716403993 (OP)
virgins settling for what they can get

i still wonder how hot goblins became a thing.

>>716404659
Warcraft autists.

>>716404690
around goblins you've got problems

>>716404690
40,000 gold coins for 10 princesses seems like an actually decent deal.

>>716404576
>muh height of consent

>>716403993 (OP)
>>716404350
>>716404659
>>716404690
What about male goblins?
>https://files.catbox.moe/k1g6om.jpg

>>716404920
those "princesses" have penises

>>716404324
Unepic

>>716405018
Perfect. Normally that costs extra.

>>716404484
Have you ever seen a gobbo take a bath? Mud baths don't count.

>anons love goblin girls
>won't fuck latinas with dwarfism
???

>>716405280
Where are the latinas hiding, anon?

>>716403993 (OP)
>smalll
gamers are short so they know they'd have a chance with a goblin girl
>dumb
gamers are retarded so smart woman intimidates them and goblin females are always low iq
>horny
goblins are always horny for any human so gamers could bang without needing to put effort

>>716405280
legal loli with a fat ass? sign me up!

>>716405280
problem is that tiny people will inevitably trigger the uncanny valley reaction

>>716405280
I have never met a latina with dwarfism but if I did I would definitely spill my spaghetti before asking her out.

>>716405280
anons love goblins drawn like green-skinned elfs

>>716405000
>east
Cucks that loves seeing their women being raped by disgusting creatures from another race
>west
Chads that wants to seduce/be seduce by thick, pretty cuties from another race
Rare moment where the west mogs the east.
>>716405280
Brazilian here. Once I saw a cutie with dwarfism and I got in disbelief because she was really well proportioned, almost like a mini adult. Some dwarfism girls can look really cute and alright. Her face was totally normal. And yes she was an adult past the infamous latina wall.

are goblins the indians of fantasy games?

>>716404932
>Short like a kid
>Child-like naivety
>Implied to not have reasonable standards like a mature woman
I'm sorry but you're just a pedo in denial

>>716405280
Latinas are on the other side of the world, otherwise I would.

>>716405000
>generally both goblin genders seek to mate with nongoblins
I wonder why

>>716405796
the niggers of fantasy

>>716403993 (OP)
Because I have a goblinlike personality.

>>716405719
>>716405796
just like indians

>>716405000
Slice your wrists, cuck

>>716405719
Goblins use the bathroom and has concepts of hygiene. I can't imagine a fantasy race equal to Indians because none are more disgusting than them.
No, really. Name a fantasy race that has it's entire culture and customs being about feces. I'll wait.

>>716403993 (OP)
they are legal lolis

>>716403993 (OP)
They are child coded and all straight men are pedophiles

>>716405280
Just look at how they turn out when they turn 30.

>>716406116
kobolds
like actual kobolds not furry ones

>>716406167
> and all straight men are pedophiles
all men and women

>>716406215
I don't even know what a kobold is. Sometimes they're lizards, sometimes they're rats. Always dogshit and disgusting. Do they also constantly eat shit?