Thread 716416543

UK anons it’s time to go isn’t it?

>>716416543 (OP)
Just allow me to pretend its going to be okay.

>>716416543 (OP)
Nah, not yet.

My condolances, lads, but the writing was on the wall back in 2009 with the loliban. Should've gotten out when you had the chance.

Been here since 2010. I'm going to miss you guys. I hope England sinks into the sea for what it has become

>>716416543 (OP)
ten bucks says e621 handles this in exactly the worst way possible

They haven't blocked 4chins yet and even if they do I'll just get a vpn

/sp/ will never be the same

>>716417851
I disaster zone and a premonition for all other countries who freely accept the cancer known as immigration.

Why are you retards falling for a fake image? 4chan isn't going anywhere for bongs (sadly). But i sure hope it will for leafs and aussies soon enough.

Russia banned 4chan like half a year ago. Didn't stop russians at all from posting. They just have to do an extra step.

>>716418231
Lol, why did Russia ban 4chan? Because /pol/?

>>716416543 (OP)
Is UK automatically blocking 4chan?
Or is 4chan blocking them first to avoid being fined?
They are getting the great firewall treatment.

I can't wait for this to backfire and rape statistics to soar because faggots can't get to their easy to find porn.

>>716417851
This. I cannot believe my motherland India actually surpassed this shithole. Man fuck anglos and their wicked ways. Only we can fix it now.

>>716418489
>. I cannot believe my motherland India actually surpassed this shithole
Yeah no. The UK is bad you pajeets have it much, much worse.

>>716418296
Because western agents spread falsehood about our great leaders to incite riots and chaos, not to mention degenerate trans and gay porn addiction like they did to their own. The dumb russians can't bypass the gate and get converted but intelligent russians who this hybrid warfare won't work on. It's a win win for the nation and the people.

>>716418408
I mean, do we really expect men to act any better than jeets deep down at the core?
The only way to prevent violence and rape is to chain up all men. They're just 50% of the population yet behind 98% of violent and sexual crimes.

>>716418619
India doesn't block off porn and jail people for using free speech tho.
I'm sorry John the 3th, you are the saar now.

>>716416543 (OP)
Anytime now, I won't be able to post, but until I can't, I shall.

>>716418808
But they do block off toilet access as we've clearly seen.
I don't have to wade through fecal matter to get to work and then eat it when I get home.

>>716418808
>India doesn't block off porn
You know the DoT over there has banned like a metric fuck ton of porn sites right? Not just force them to implement age verification, but outright ban.
And this happened like 10 years ago
https://www.financialexpress.com/life/technology-porn-ban-in-india-sparks-censorship-debate-113070/
>jail people for using free speech tho.
That's like the number one cause of incarceration in India.

And let's not forget that your people lack the ability to keep clean and are more inbred than hicks in alabama.

>>716416543 (OP)
>deddicated

>>716418623
Monke wants banan?

>>716417682
GO TO THE BATHROOM

>>716418489
India could eventually fix their reputation, but first things first is they have to learn basic hygeine and get rid of all the scat.

>>716418231
It's one of the reason they are trying to restrict/ban VPNs now

>>716419414
Perhaps not, but you will start jerking off to feces to sate your sick addiction.

>>716417851
you got saved. I wish my country was banned

>>716419543
KYS fucking nafopiggie, enjoy another batch of trans porn. You will disappear from 4chan thank to your own government and we will conquer it and liberate this place when you are gone.

>>716418808
Actually, porn is illegal in India. And like most third world shitholes, it has very generous libel laws.

Can you do 5 seconds of research before writing this diarrhea that is factually wrong?

>>716418146
Can’t think of a single good English post on /sp/. Maybe the baby dick post during the ‘Mercia flag epidemic.

I tried making fun of bongs in an earlier thread but halfway as I typed out my post I sort of just ran out of energy and decided not to. All the banter about which country is more cucked are fun for awhile but this time it’s a bit harder to joke about it. Day of the rope can’t come soon enough. Stay strong, lads. I’ll pour out a cup of tea for you

>>716420772
Lurk moar newfag

>>716420874
I've been this way for a long time. Its all just divide and conquer with everyone fighting over their decaying corpse that was once their country. We're still here for now and a lot of us will have VPNs. This shit is only the tip of the iceberg sadly. Digital IDs are well on their way.

What happened?

>>716420772
>Can’t think of a single good English post on /sp/.

yume

>>716418386
UK here. Can still get on a load of websites fine including 4chan so it'll probably be OFCOM that blocks us first. But they have to show to the courts that 4chan isn't complying and who know how long that process is. The block is utterly useless anyway just download a free vpn and you get access to everything again. Apparently some people tested the verification some websites use and you can get verified using a stock image of a UK driving licence or a cutout of Kier Starmer's face.

>>716419414
>But they do block off toilet access as we've clearly seen.

>>716420772
>Can’t think of a single good English post on /sp/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1cTiqXWKII
Rest in Pudding ye cheeky cunts

>>716416543 (OP)
Yakuza will get censored too.

>>716421248
It's kind of weird, earlier I saw age verification on xvideos for example but now I'm not getting it.

>No one expects much from us…
>They think a bong shitposter won't be much help.
>We know that better than anyone.
>We’re not good enough for yank shitposting
>We’re weak.
>We know that much.
>No one has to tell us we have no chance of beating the UK government
>We already... know that!
>And yet, we must try. It's not about winning or losing!
>It's about us posting in this thread right here, right now!

Message to Texas

>>716418161
>But i sure hope it will for leafs and aussies soon enough.
yeah fuck you too cunt

>>716421819
Do Scotland flags during the WC count

>No more Dr Who thread spam general on /tv/
This is literally the best day of my life.

>>716422391
Only Americans care about Dr Who.

The funny thing about this is that the retarded boomers in the UK government are both tech illiterate and the most degenerate people you could possibly find. Half of them have probably already uploaded pictures of their ID to some dog fucking website. I can't wait for the leaks.

HOW MANY BONGS FELL VICTIM TO THE STREETS
REST IN PEACE, YOUNG ANGLO, THERE'S A HEAVEN FOR A G

>block porn
>promote rape

Incredible India

>>716422802
Streets killed me.

>>716420658
kek you’re such a dumb little monkey getting triggered that easily

>>716418489
part of the problem ranjeet

Mods if you're reading please don't block us unless you have to

>>716421185
That was said tripfag samefagging himself as his own stalker. Pathetic

>>716425882
Given how completely inept bong government is on matters technical, its rather pathetic how so many sites kow-tow'd so quickly. they could have ignored it for years and I doubt anything would have happened
Pornhub, Xhamster, Redtube, etc, yeah, obvious targets.
e-hentai? hardly

>>716426104
Literally what could the UK government even do if an American website told them to fuck off?

>>716426437
Fuck all. That's whats so annoying about this. They caved with no good reason.

>>716426437
They block it and ask cuckcensorglowflare to block it too so you need a proxy

>>716420658
putin monkey so sad!

>ask copilot to generate fake driver's license
>works first try

alright lads, where we going for our minge now then, eh?

>>716428828
ur mum's house haha

Can't wait til I get out of this shithole. I'm stuck here for a few more years while my career takes off

I look forward to the inevitable "sorry but daddy knows best :)" response.

Godspeed to the hackers working to get access to the databases of people uploading their selfie and id cards to access porn

Children coming across porn on the internet is purely a parenting issue, it's fucking absurd that the government would have to legislate this instead of just telling parents that they need to actually take a few minutes each day to check their kids' internet history.

>>716429428
but an Indian family lives there now

>>716429453
yeah well they do that with every petition pretty much
just signing this isn't really acting or protesting enough for change

>>716421248
I know someone who verified using a literal hourglass.
Another person verified using an NPC from Death Stranding 2

>>716429726
It's a complete red herring because Chinese Internet filters are enabled by default by ISPs, and parents have to actively opt out of them

just use VPN, are you retards stupid??

>>716426437
Sue them into the dirt.

>>716429726
I don't even see how it's a big issue, if you're an actual child you're not even looking for it and parents should be responsible anyway. If you aren't but still legally considered by the state, you want to look at porn and that's okay it's weird to care about it

>>716429726
What do you want from me? To not give my kids a device with unlimited access to the internet? It's clearly the internet's fault.

>internet becomes ultra sanitized for pearl clutching grandmas, have to use your real ID everywhere and watch what you say or do
>real power users go deep underground to onion sites and such, a lawless land like the internet was back during better times
Everyone's getting their panties in a twist over nothing. We're just going back to the way things were. Normies can all enjoy Real Life 2.0 while the actual computer nerds are free to call each other niggers anonymously far from prying eyes without someone screeching in their ear about how they did an -ism.

>>716420249
Make me.

>>716430129
>leave a loaded gun, scratch that, a knife easily accessible to a kid
>kid gets hurt or hurts others
>woah wtf the manufacturers are to blame!

>>716418157
The total disintegration of the UK is probably the main thing that prevented east Asian countries from joining Europe in the suicide cult. Sweden the UK and France fucked up so hard and so fast it is now impossible to argue that mass immigration is a good thing.

>>716430287
didn't the UK try to also ban knives? lmao

>>716429754
Thing is, this whole thing is just one complete joke since there are so many ways to get around it and the verification isn't exactly solid. So they might just go
>what the fuck is the point, they can get around it anyway.

>>716418745
Men don't report women raping them

>>716430129
Well, Mom and Dad want to rub one out from time to time.

>I know it's over, still I cling
>I don't know where else I can go
>Over

>>716430380
Don't know but some "scary" knives are banned and the rules around carrying and self defense are ridiculous

>>716430287
Eeerm, why do you have a knife? They sell everything pre cut now, you know? You don't need 'em, so we'll be taking all of those.

>>716430495
why not?

>>716418296
russia banned everything and what it didn't ban virtuesignaling clown banned themselves. You can barely access eng net without vpn

>>716430287
>Society is structured around every human carrying a knife or a gun at all times
>Whoa what the fuck your kid got injured? Control your kid you shitty parent

>>716429948
Jesus fucking Christ

>>716420658
>t.

>>716430591
>If you're so funny
>Then why do you get no (You)'s tonight?

>>716430757
>everything
Not yet, but it's getting there steadily

>>716430343
Sweden and France have far more capacity to deport them, and are doing so unlike the Yookay.

I think this is because immigration-restriction in the Anglo world is solely the domain of spergy men which makes it electoral poison - and because they're egotistical spergs, they're incapable of doing things if they somehow achieve power. In France and Sweden, they have matronly women in pantsuits making the case for deporting Gropey Guptas, so it's far more tolerable.

>>716430129
The problem is that mom & dad have an average level of technical ability, and they want to watch some porn in privacy from time to time. They have the one line from their house, so the Great Firewall that exists FOR PARENTS would impede them too.

Nobody will admit this, but that's why parents don't actually set up this stuff.

How much worse must the people of UK be broken until they decide to just revolt and kill the people ruling over them?

They used to overthrow kings back in history for lesser things than this, yet now it's like they just completely cucked out.

>>716430071
What if they don't pay? They're not under their juristiction

>>716431364
They don't need to pay. They're a state. They can fund a lot of lawfare for a very long time. Even a zombie holdings company like SCO could drag things out for years.

>>716431074
yea, my vps works like a charm tho so idc. One button and everything just works, love it

>>716431310
>Nobody will admit this, but that's why parents don't actually set up this stuff.
My account on the family PC had parental controls when I was a kid so most websites were blocked. I think the real issue nowadays is that smartphones and tablets don't usually account for having more than one user so you can't easily have a locked down mode for children while also having an account that doesn't have any of those blocks for adults without outright buying your kid their own device.

>>716430713
Because that would make them weak to the eyes of the other men, so they just live with it.

>>716431360
people don't revolt until things get serious like they can't eat or they're being killed
dont even bother larping that you would because you wouldn't

>>716418408
You make it talk like Westminster is experiencing the rape firsthand.

Why would they give a shit about rape when they never have?

Actually im sure if a lunatic tried to rape a member of parliament they'd suddenly care more than anyone else.

>>716431753
is them and their children getting raped and killed by foreign invaders along with getting jailed for the tiniest of slights or for trying to defend themselves against said invaders not enough nor somehow falling in that category already?

G

>>716431549
They're on different continents though, what are they gonna do if they don't play their game? Ban them from the country?

>>716429948
That wink is the cherry on top. A nice "fuck you" to the retarded boomers behind this.

>>716419543
lmao gottem

>>716431360
>They used to overthrow kings back in history for lesser things than this,
read a history book retard

If Pornhub, Reddit and a handful of other websites just all together did not comply at all or went full block mode (with a link to the UK government bill about this, blaming them) then this would be removed in a month tops, but because half of them complied and the other half self blocked because it's prohibitively expensive to implement for one country it's going to become the new normal. British redditors are the worst redditors of all so it makes sense that they wouldn't give up their site for even 1 month to save the rest of the internet from authoritarianism.

>>716432298
kill yourself retard, you know nothing.

>>716416543 (OP)
I mean you can just use proxies or vpn's, so really it just means the tech literate Brits will stay. Still though what a shitty government you guys live under

>>716432564
shitty government that they all continue to vote for btw

>>716416543 (OP)
>Pornography
>Self-harm encouragement
>Suicidal ideation
>Eating disorder promotion
>Dangerous challenges/stunts
>Harassment
>Abuse
>Hate speech
So why are they only targeting porn sites and not youtube and social media for promoting literally everything else on the list?

why is all this shit happening now at the same time?

>>716417930
>"We're deleting all our nsfw content out of fear"
>"We're also deleting our sfw content out of fear"

>>716429948
How the fuck could they not know?

>>716432616
Well let's not pretend that Homo Briticanus is a partially intelligent creature. They're one of the most conformist , bootlicking people on earth. How the people who gave us punk rock ended up that way is beyond me but it's a fact

>>716432628
YouTube generates money for them.

>>716431886
mutts have had this way longer than us why havent you done anything yet pussy?

>>716432616
there's no good parties to vote for
/pol/fags are pushing reform but they're full of the same people who made the OSA and let billions of people in

>>716432731
I'd say it's less that they're comformist and more that most people don't know what's going on.

>>716416543 (OP)
Fuckin Omi Alliance bastards.

>>716416543 (OP)
how long until EU follows suit?

>>716416543 (OP)
>VPN + Pass
nothingburger if you're not tech illiterate

>>716431732
And this is the fault of women because they put standards on male value, always have since the ancient times. Warrior culture and honorable death isn't a male concept, it's a female's concept intended to kill husbands and lovers once they're not "good enough".

>>716431360
The UK people are thoroughly cucked and have been for many years now. They will never rise again, sadly.
Something like this happened in the US, and you'd have cities burning on the same day. The UK government is just slowly realizing they no longer have to pussyfoot around.

immigrant living in the UK, what happened

>>716432851
>immediate obsession with america
man you're seething so hard at anything you can possibly think of BUT your own government lmao.
it'll be a quiet good time without you fags around here.

>>716432564
The entire EU is also doing it.

>>716432616
What other option is there?
The Tories were the ones who pushed for the OSA in the first place, and Reform is all for it.

As a Californian, I'm gonna miss all of you guys. Including you red-staters when the other shoe drops. Don't stop playing videogames, okay? Stay gold.

>>716433432
we're coming for you. you're going to pay for what you did to this country.

>>716433407
Aren't there multiple states that already have a similar ID system or approved to implement one in the future? Most people will just use a VPN and get around it instead of embarrassing themselves by protesting that they can't jack off as easily. Boomers will just upload their ID.

>>716433237
Already did. A bunch of sites are gone and I'm not in the UK. Oh well time to use a proxy.

>>716420658
The banan. You didn’t hand it over. We came.

>>716433237
I think they're already trialing it in a few EU countries and they're planning to bring it in for everyone either toward the end of the year or when they start making you do that digital wallet thing

>>716433612
Until they ban proxies and start chasing down ISPs.

>>716433595
it's OK i is white innit

>>716433584
I'm more shocked your state dodged the draft. I'd figure Cali would be first on the list.

>>716433595
Pops was born here back in the 60s and my mum's been here for more than 30 years
I'm not leaving and you can't make me

What did I miss? Is UK turning into North Korea?

>>716418231
Russia didn't ban 4chan. It banned Cloudflare and half of Internet with it.

>>716433407
amerimutts only burn down their cities over a dead crackhead

>>716433901
Pretty much, the same a usual.

>>716433808
Nah. My state's mostly cool with stuff like loli and other such silly eroge content. It has other very serious problems but that, thankfully, is one of its great benefits.

>>716433901
nah, more like china with worse trains, infrastructure, and crime rates

Nothing ever happens? More like bad shit happens and I'll do nothing forever.

>>716433901
Passed a law where you have to show your ID if you want to go to any naughty websites and any companies that don't abide risk getting fined millions of pounds by the UK government
Pic related is what I get if I search for anything on R34 now

>>716433562
greens and lib dems lol

Why the fuck do UKanons still support the conservacucks after this shit?

>>716434124
>he still thinks voting means anything

>>716434124
because every party supports this

WHEN I SAY BREXIT YOU SAY SORRY

BREXIT

>>716434051
The UK just needs a shitposter version of pic related to shake things up a bit that's all

>>716433808
It has many, MANY problems. But the golden goose [Hollywood] is so intertwined with degeneracy that it's not something they want to mess with.

>>716434124
I don't even vote for political figures because I just don't care about it, I didn't even know this thing was getting passed because I live under a rock and don't care for political faggotry.
I was taught at a early age not to show personal information, that's the rule, fucking retarded boomers need to croak already.

>>716431662
I believe there are ISP-level ones that can be toggled.

>>716434124
Believe it or not, the conservatives are why it doesn’t also ban VPNs and “harmful but legal” content.
Labour is planning a full speed run on completely fucking up a once in a generation landslide.

>>716434124
the tories got voted out last election by a landslide after fucking up everything resoundly for 12 years straight
unfortunately in that time we forgot that labour was fucking everything up right before that so they got in power and continued to fuck everything up
specifically in the case the tories introduced the online safety bill in 2019 and labour's just pushing it through, and I think every other political party would do the same because not pushing it through means saying 'actually, I think kids should be able to access porn'
and no, obviously we didn't get a vote on the bill

>>716433398
Read a history book one, honorable death is a thing the military used to convince people to not back down from war.

"Holy shit, people are running away instead of fighting until they're dead! We can't have that, let's tell them it's dishonorable!"

Check out how siege ladders worked and how the first one to climb got promised a reward.

Reminder that the only true English men with balls left their home country and made their own. We got all the based and retarded genes, but unfortunately their unfit and mentally ill stock took root in the south to continue their nanny state ways.

You guys have always been very nasty online

>>716434260
>we need more puritanism
no

>>716433407
>Something like this happened in the US, and you'd have cities burning on the same day. The UK government is just slowly realizing they no longer have to pussyfoot around.
This is already the norm in a majority of American states. Atlanta and Houston aren't burning.

>>716434124
>vote for anyone else
>they also want it because they get to nanny state the country even more
just waiting for the inevitable dataleak and a bunch of MPs get leaked whacking it to cuckold porn or some shit and they scramble to unfuck it
i will say its very funny how they talk about wanting to make us more appealing to tech companies then pass a law that makes us probably the least appealing place in the world to set up shop

>>716434362
>actually, I think kids should be able to access porn
I mean... It is sort of educational, innit?

>>716416543 (OP)
I'm sure they'll figure out a way to get back to us soon.

I am just so fucking sick of this shithole island. Holy fuck. Literally everything is shit. shit island. Just have the fucking yanks annex us into the 51st state of america, fuck it. Anything is better than what its like right now. Fucking boatwogs everywhere outside. Just piss off you fucking government twats.

>>716434462
No, no of course not. We need a hedonist version of Cromwell.

>>716434124
Starmer is Labour, dickhead

>>716431310
Software nowadays is more retard-friendly than ever and yet people feel like they're getting increasingly tech illiterate

>>716432616
Please watch this episode to understand how all modern ""democracy"" works

>>716433901
>>716434084
The regulations went into effect today, but Ofcom (regulator) announced weeks ago they were looking at 4chan.
So probably 4chan hasn't finished being categorised for the legislation yet. Once it is they will almost certainly impose the wanking loicense. If they don't I will assume 4chan just agreed to hand over user data in return for not complying, if they don't already.

You either have to dox yourself by sending ID, or film yourself for AI age verification.
I give it less than a year before someone is sextorted, or scammers at least spook people into believing they've got proof they had a wank and will release it if you don't pay them money.

Our government is full of lunatics who think that porn is the reason for violence against women. If only we could go back to a time before porn where women were invincible!
None of them really believe it. It's just a foot in the door for digital ID for everything.

>>716426437
all they can do is force UK ISP's to block it at a DNS level like with torrent sites

>>716416543 (OP)
Just give your personal info retard, you realize your ISP already has it and knows who uses your ip and what you download, right?

>>716434084
>Passed a law where you have to show your ID if you want to go to any naughty websites and any companies that don't abide risk getting fined millions of pounds by the UK government
It has nothing to do with naughtiness. Hamster forum and the bicycling forums have shut down too. It's literally impossible to not run afoul of the law if you run a small site, probably an unintended consequence of the government getting involved in something yet again (thanks SKG for now bringing this to videogames soon).

>>716434527
Let’s be honest, no political party on the planet would give up a free pass to censor their opposition with such a shamelessly vague definition as
>harmful content
Barring a full on revolution, every party wants that in their back pocket so they can deploy it as an emergency measure if the plebs get too uppity.
Though granted, I will get an amazing sense of schadenfreude if reform gets in and uses it as an excuse to censor pro refugee opinions. I’ll still want to gas them for not repealing it, naturally.

>>716434614
I really hope you get out of the mess you're in before you're completely overrun by the brown horde. You lads really have it rough.

>>716434785
you have to give it to a third party that will get hacked in a month or shorter, retard-sama

>>716434680
every now and then I get scam emails supposedly from my own email account with these lavishly detailed stories about having hacked my webcam via links I clicked on (I don't own a webcam) and blackmailing me for crypto by threatening to release videos of me having a wank (for some reason these emails are always weirdly detailed in describing the wank in question)
with the OSA the scenario in this scam email could potentially happen for real

>>716416543 (OP)
The UK is an embarrassment.

>>716416543 (OP)
Nothing of this would have happened if zoomers werent the porn addict generation, 20 years ago we millenials didn't use to mastubate more than we brush our teeth, unlike zoomers where everything and anything is about coomers

>>716417825
>loliban
Never really enforced mate

>>716434680
Is anyone actually dumb enough to give 4chan their ID after it got hacked by sharty retards?

>>716434614
I will never accept us becoming a fucking septic colony. I'd rather be conquered by the French

>>716433612
I think at this point a majority of American states have this. It's just that the Trumptards cheering this on online live in places like CA or NY that would never do this.

Although I don't know how well the VPN strategy is going to work when the entire world seems to be interested in enacting these laws.

>>716429726
>puritanical censorship under the guise of 'protecting children' is just the government attempting to have more power over citizens
This has never happened in the history of civilization. I mean, this is Great Britain we're talking about. They import so many children from french boats to keep them safe.

>>716418053
Then you have to buy a 4chan pass good one

>HAHAHAHA THE UK ARE A BUNCH OF CU-
>>716428758

>uhhh....

>>716434669
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

My parents used to have a firewall in place that blocked adult webpages for non-admin accounts, they also limited my computer time to ~1 hour on weekdays
This would've been about 15-20 years ago
Do parents just not do this anymore? Why is the government having to do the parents' jobs now?

>>716434680
There is the possibility that 4chan is too valuable a honeypot to restrict too heavily. Blocking the porn boards, sure, but the glowies will be assmad if all their work on the site as a whole is flushed down the bog.

>>716416543 (OP)
So long gay Bong

>>716420658
The 'nafo' term is one of the most retarded memes I saw on this godforsaken site. Russia is the lost case. Sad.

>>716434885
Is this actually true? Or does it FEEEEEEEEEEL true?

I suspect you're making it up because it's a nice just-so story.

>>716434793
>probably an unintended consequence
Fully intended. I'm telling you, the next phase will be digital verification for everything
>we forced ID for known 18+ only content, but we haven't prevented people accidentally accessing it on a site that isn't normally 18+ so we are introducing digital ID to access the internet at all, that'll do it!

>>716434885
Do you honestly believe this is simply about pornography?
It's not.

>>716434885
It's more to do with retarded children putting themselves in hospital from doing tiktok challenges like that kid who was on life support for months or getting egged on into killing themselves on instagram. Porn was just an added bonus they threw in.

remember when every website had a blackout like 10 years ago to protest that sopa thing
why don't they just do that again

>>716434981
>Do parents just not do this anymore?
Parents put an internet connected tablet into their toddlers hands as soon as they're old enough to start asking for attention.
That's what happened.

>>716429453
Better than doing nothing twat

>>716433407
We are getting there the tea pot is boiling and i think this 2 hour screen time law if it effects adults could push it into this.

>>716418808
John the 3th lmao

>>716434981
>Why is the government having to do the parents' jobs now?
Nothing like "protect the chillens" as a good excuse for a power grab.

>>716435005
Please tell your sergeant you are unfit for duty if you are going to be that obvious airman.

The other thread is saying that the current UK government is Left not Right is this true UK bros?

>>716434885
If you haven’t cottoned on to the fact that porn is the Trojan horse for censorship, there’s no saving you.
Porn was thrown in so any dissent could be shouted down by framing it as people wanting kids to see porn.

>>716434981
parents don't want to do parent stuff anymore, top it with parents that try their best but work their asses off the entire day and can barely take care of their kids and you have the perfect formula for big daddy government.

How long before some MP's personal ID is found in the inevitable porn site dataleak?

>>716434890
At least jolly old England is better off than Australia, in that case. I heard they send tactical koalas if you so much as think about Lisa Simpson's bare ass

>>716434937
brits really ae the most retarded people alive

Can Trump just nuke London for us please?

>>716432616
I've been watching their party system closely for about a decade now: they're all fucking global institutional shills the moment they get voted in, every single time. Britain cannot vote their way out because every politician is literally deathly afraid of being called the austrian painter word.

>>716434981
>Why is the government having to do the parents' jobs now?
The solution is the make the internet 18+. Ban all unsupervised children off the internet. Bring back educational software. Do you have any idea how advanced today's encyclopedia programs could be?

>>716434793
if these guys had any balls they'd just ignore the rules and see that ofcom too lazy to actually fo anything

>>716419543
Oh fuck such a simple reply had be snorting lmao

>Governments lets Muslim pedos rape kids en masse
>But we need to protect kids from looking at pronz

This is entirely about spying on the populace

>>716434981
These movements are typically enacted by retarded boomers working on behalf of illiterate immigrants.
Neither group knows what a .jpg is.

It's been nice knowing you all

>>716434254
EU getting the same thing soon as well :)

>>716435159
There isn't a right wing option in the UK government. It doesn't exist. It's leftwing and extreme leftwing.
There's something wrong with the English people.

>>716435137
it's gonna happen when the normalfags realize reform are just as useless as the other parties

>>716435175
A month or less.
Every pajeet is going to see it as their personal holy grail.

>>716434614
you should chill and eat your steak pie and mushy peas with gravy

>>716432616
>tfw controlling UK's democracy to have shit choices no matter what (they're all connected to me and do what i want)

>>716435189
We didn't form a cult around a paedo so I think we're doing better than you, yank

>>716434930
You'd be surprised...

>>716430130
TOR is such a pain in the ass though. I can't even be arsed to pirate games or download MP3s anymore. We've gotten old and complacent.

>gets bypassed by any vaguely decent 3d model
>gets bypassed sample drivers licenses
>gets bypassed by AI generated ID cards
at least their incompetent for now

>>716433552
>EU is also a post totalitarian surveillance state
Why am I not surprised?

>>716434814
yeah thats the funny thing about
>YES WE GET TO CENSOR OPPOSITION
>opposition wins
>NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT TO US
fucking clown world
>>716434937
The baguettes had the right idea about guillotines, we should bring them back
>>716434981
no, just shove timmy infront of a screen and then piss and moan that its everyone elses fault when they see shit they shouldn't
honestly it should be classed as negligence, you wouldn't leave your child unsupervised in the kitchen for several hours with no attempts to safeguard them and the internet is no fucking different

>>716435358
the absolute state

In Kazakhstan porn been banned for a really long time. It's not like it is banned for real, more like access to sites like pornhub or xvideos are not available. In russia all porn on VK got nuked recently, and that what wasn't inaccessible in KZ anyway. Still there are shit ton of porn sites that not blocked, mirrors and whatnot. Stay strong, britbongs. Stay strong.

>>716434793
>SKG for now bringing this to videogames soon).
Demanding an end of life plan isn't the same thing as censoring websites on the internet

>>716434930
In theory, the site partners with a 3rd party for the verification

is immigration the number one factor of britains decline?

>>716435434
>he thinks brits give a fuck about the monarchy
lmao

>>716435197
England had their chance. And they threw it away. Everything he wanted to do would have saved them. They don't want to be saved.

>>716434937
>I will never accept us becoming a fucking septic colony
We already are retard. The fucking mayor of London is a paki, the last prime minster was a jeet. We are a fucking boatwog colony. An island where shitskins can rape and kill to their hearts content. Getting a slap of the wrist if they get caught. Piss take.

>>716434937
>I'd rather be conquered by the French
The children yearn for the Norman conquest.

>>716435405
You forgot
>gets bypassed by using Keri passport

>>716435165
Are you trying to imply zoomers aren't porn addicts? hundred of things were already getting censored or people getting fucked by the governement was already happening and they didn't give a shit, but as soon as they target porn they throw a tantrum, so yes, that exposes them as porn addicts
A druggy don't care what happens around the world as long he keeps getting his drugs, but as soon as he stops getting them this happens

>>716435494
The English people absolutely do. The browns don't. The Windzershits have no idea what they're doing.

>>716435593
No we don't

>bongs
>Straya cunts
>Leafs
>Republican US states
Who am I missing?

>>716417825
Nah, the last exit was Brixit. Anyone that stayed for that shitshow deserves to stay in fascist TERF Island. From the Irish Sea to the Atlantic Sea, North Ireland will soon be free.

>>716435593
We really don't care about them. They're just kind of...there.

>>716435313
It's not the english people that have something wrong with them it's the people in power.

>>716435589
No, dipshit, that the impact of porn is completely irrelevant to the bill.
It’s only present to make opposition harder. That’s it.
The real impact of the bill is the
>harmful content
Part of it, and if you genuinely think anyone gives a fuck about porn you’re completely retarded.

>>716435536
Good job outing yourself, every brit knows septic = american

>>716434937
>I'd rather be conquered by the French
I have good news for you. Enjoy your 'Frenchmen'

>>716435727
they both have something wrong with them

>>716435485
Always has been

>>716435494
>He thinks Brits
*The English

I know the various celts don't give a shit except a very LARP oriented section of the Northern Irish , but the more conservative English still do.

Britain is being made an example of for leaving the EU. It's why they are going so far out of their way to make their people suffer.

>>716435589
>Are you trying to imply zoomers aren't porn addicts?
I don't think they consume any more or less than millenials or gen x. Do you have a single shred of evidence beyond "CunnyGroyper1488 xosted about the porn addiction of his generation so it must be true"

>>716435662
South Korea iirc.

Everyone who accepts Visa or Mastercard.

>>716435819
I you bring this up the EU country anons start seething out of their minds

>>716435349
looks like fucking shit but at least as long as it taste good, it should be fine

>>716420772
>Can't think of a single good post on /sp/
Correct. Fuck Sportsball.

>>716435809
Nah Brits

what if people start having sex instead has the government thought about this at all

I blame British Israelism

Brits are responsible for creating Americans, so fuck the eternal Anglo.

>>716435887
Why would they? Everyone knows the EU is pure evil.

>>716435819
>the EU made me hurt myself or however the cup of tea is prepared

>>716435402
my lazy wife

>>716435917
You need a loicense for that, mate. Unless ur brown.

>>716433901
At least the norks aren’t importing their own replacements.

>>716434363
Kys feminist trash. We will never fall for your tricks again.

>>716435887
Maybe then. But they watched the Yookay replace Romanian escorts and Polish plumbers with Coolies and Bomalians, instead of reducing immigration.

So I think they're just kinda laughing as they watch the Yookay stab itself over and over again for no reason.

>>716435967
Can't tell if democratized too hard or not hard enough. Without the USA you wouldn't have 4chan, yanno.

https://x.com/prestonjbyrne/status/1948816765040890086
>ofcom trying to pester the US into also complying
>WH responds with list of potential travel visa bans on the UK officials who keep bugging them
based

>>716436290
Would that it could be this way all of the time.

>>716416543 (OP)
Qrd?

>>716418408
>implying they have the balls
They'd be hitting up bars and not fapping in the dark if they did.

>>716436456
You'll have to send your driver licence to random fucks if you want to see tits now if you live in the UK/EU

>>716418408
Why even bother going through the trouble to rape people when a VPN takes like 5 minutes to set up?

>>716436456
UK is being a nanny state because the internet is for porn. (children will continue to access porn by the way, blocks don't mean shit when they're even a little persistent)

>>716418408
Rape statistics are already soaring, they’ll just do the same thing they do now and refuse to report or investigate.

>>716418408
why would they need porn when migrants just walk over to the schools and pick up a prostitute

>europoors who never shut the fuck up about America being a shithole once again proven to be the cuck that they are

Burgers win again lol

>>716420874
>meme on the eternal anglo for a bit of good fun
>when their government continues to shoot themselves repeatably in the face
You can always take a dump on their politicians for being absolute nonces. Depending on whether your nationstate has an extradition treaty with them for saying mean words about their glorious leaders. You only get 80 years on the planet tops and people will still find reasons to be a dickhead because they can.

>>716436768
uk left europe you dumb fatass

I live in an American state that requires ID verification for porn sites, but I can still use 4chan, including the porn boards.

>>716436768
half of your country has the same regulation lol

>>716436768
Unless you live in 25/50 states which are doing basically the same thing.

>>716436805
you fucking idiot lol

>>716416543 (OP)
Why did they kill this guy anyway

>>716436882
you fat retard lol

If a handful of people in Australia can blow up payment processor support lines to get porn games banned, I'm pretty sure we as a nation could annoy our MPs enough to undo this dogshit act.

It's over, I will never see a naked woman ever again

>>716436768
Much as I'd love to join you in scoffing at foreigners, we have quite a bit of busybody old church ladies trying to get things banned, censored and restricted here, too. With some unfortunate amount of success. Having to rely on an increasingly prudish Supreme Court may bite us in the ass soon.

>>716436827
not that I've looked into the US side of this much, but I'm assuming what you got was more specifically a porn site age verification thing
what we got was a very vaguely worded 'uh, protect the kids from the bad content or we'll fine you into non-existence' which covered so much random bullshit that it's basically impossible to comply with unless you're a big site, which is why lots of sites are blocking us entirely rather than deal with the mess

Before the Bongolords start the mass arrests, can you UK anons give me some good tea recs?

>>716416543 (OP)
I will forever hate Iran for not nuking Israel when they had the chance. They were completely justified in doing so.
>What does this have to do with Israel?
Jews are always behind it.

>>716437047
It's the same thing. Not close to, but literally the same thing.

>>716436827
I'm telling.

>>716436827
For now

>>716435509
Wtf is this guy, eggman?

>>716437047
It's still vague here, they refuse to legally define what "porn" is and use vague metrics like "A certain percentage of the site is porn" and "doesn't apply to social media (not defined either)"

But they are a lot more specific about how a site can be shut down and it's more like they have to go after a specific site rather than just "all NSFW is banned"

>>716437139
>Not close to, but literally the same thing.
So a bunch of red states passed a law to require age verification for adult sites throughout the United Kingdom? But...why?

>>716436996
>managed to get GTAV retroactively banned nation wide
>next major target will be GTA6 with an eight month headstart
Gonna be real interesting to see if they can pull that one off. It's one thing to dab on the citizenry and it's another thing to be directly stealing potential wealth off the corporation and their shareholders. We'll see who is more valuable in the long run.

>>716435917
I know, right? What's that? No partner? But there's so many females going around un-raped!

>>716437451
Because Evangelicals are fucking insane. They're also behind the whole Visa/Mastercard bullshit that's been happening

>>716437465
>>managed to get GTAV retroactively banned nation wide
What are you talking about?

>Due to local laws, we are temporarily restricting access to this content until X estimates your age. Learn more
>it's happening in all of Europe
Is 4chan saved? No more twatter threads?

Getting some real dystopian shithole fatigue

>>716422114
Only after Collective Shout gives you permission.

>>716437603
turdies are the ones spamming idpol garbage all over /v/ and sadly most of them don't live in the UK

>>716437689
>most of them don't live in the UK *yet
ftfy

>>716420249
What duh heehh

>>716437131
Wouldn't matter, the ones behind it all live in america in their 50billion dollar homes

If they weren't going to block 4chan via this porn bill they'd be blocking it in an anti-extremist bill in the near future anyway.
This country is being nosedived straight into the ground in an unprecedented way and it's going to get noisy the closer we get to impact.

>>716435189
Weird way of spelling amerimutts but go off ranjeet

>The change means that instead of self-reported age checkboxes that allow anyone to say they are 18 or older, viewers will have to submit identification documents, age-estimating face scans, and bank documents such as credit card checks.
you guys are not gonna do this, are you?

>>716437940
what is this costume even supposed to be? a buttplug?

>>716429726
I don't see how this doesn't result in horny teenagers stealing their parents' id and registering that to access poon.

>>716437949
Amerimutts are actually brits

>>716437949
Rent free

>>716438062
He's the diversi-bee

>>716438010
Retarded normies are totally gonna do that and then blame the state for getting them doxxed

>>716435005
they call themselves like that
it's not just a meme, that's how they're actually, unironically called
by their own volition too

>>716435424
i've always thought of it as letting them run loose at the mall and then getting mad when they wander into the spencers gifts

>>716438010
Of course not. I'll give my personal details to a VPN provider instead.

>>716437514
Dude I have been getting so fucking mad talking to anons who are like
>Those aren't real Christians
It's so frustrating it's like people have adopted this fictitious version of Christianity that is libertarian

>>716438267
they are right though, its directly contradictory to the bible

>>716429726
I learnt how to delete my search history when I was, like, 10. That shit doesn't work.

>>716438373
i know a danish guy who was fucking a girl in his class when they were both 9 and he never saw porno

>>716436827
The UK is currently in the same situation. All my usual porn places still work, with the future exception of sadpanda when the cookies expire, because then I'll need to log into e-hentai again which is not possible.

Good riddance. 40% of the UK is jeets and arabs now, and you guys just let them rape children consequence free.

Fuck the UK. bunch of cuckold faggots.

>>716438267
The most vocal MAGA people on Xitter, which is effectively the brain trust of this administration, live in LA, NYC, SF, DC, and so on. They don't live in place where Evangelicals would be given power over social issues in a million years.

Why it so skinny

>>716438192
i use a kitchen as an example because if you actually give a shit you'll teach them how to use things correctly and it massively reduce the odds they hurt themselves seriously while if you just throw them in there and fuck off because "it keeps them quiet" you are damn right theyre inevitably going to burn themselves, cut/stab themselves or somehow manage to pull the fridge down on themslves

>>716438705
>Laughing and jeering when you're next on the list
Get over your rent free issues for five minutes and think.

>>716430387
Don't be naive, they have enough Devs and engineers that work for the government to know this

They use the widespread bypassing of the law to ban VPNs and encryption like they originally wanted to, this is just a stepping stone

>>716438829
Fix your diet, anon.

>>716416543 (OP)
Reminder that this is eventually coming for everyone and we can't vote our way out of this.

>>716430387
Good riddance to the red state retards when they ban VPNs

Reminder to join Restore Britain, our last hope at mass remigration

>>716438934
>Devs and engineers that work for the government
kek, they don't even pay enough for jeets to be interested

>>716439016
Well I think Americanos could at least still shoot their way out of it unlike everywhere else.

>>716439126
when things get this bad you have to vote with nooses and guillotines, not paper and mouse clicks

>>716439418
I don't think you noticed but all the states on board with banning porn (and probably VPNs later down the line) are also the ones that love guns. Not happening lol.

>>716439126
>our last hope at mass remigration
The only hope you have for that is terrorism at this point lmao, maybe ask the Irish if they'll help out this time

>>716439432
Cool, when are you getting started?

>>716438267
Evangelicals bought into a scam, not Christianity.

>>716434981
I believe this silly GIF will answer your question.

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS
DO IT NOW

>>716439503
>don't think you noticed but all the states on board with banning porn (and probably VPNs later down the line) are also the ones that love guns
Anon I live in one of those states and we more guns than people here and if everyone collectively decided to rebel against the state the state would be fucked. Theres one county here which is the size of Rhode Island and only has like 5 officers for the whole area which makes a fuck ton of illegal firearms they can't do anything about. The fuck is lil glowie gonna do?

>>716439659
This isn't even that bad, it's like trying to teach a toddler from the 2000s how a rotary phone works

>>716439793
>if
americans talk about muh guns a lot but what do they even use them for aside from shooting up schools

>>716438934
>Banning encryption
You realize this is physically impossible right?

>>716416543 (OP)
I can't wait for the violence to start

I can only be a powerless brown bystander but I'll ask every time, whitebros, how bad does it have to get before you guys do something?

>>716439907
>americans talk about muh guns a lot but what do they even use them for aside from shooting up schools
Shooting gang members, shooting robbers, shooting rapists, and my favorite is shooting back at mass shooters and rioters.

Also we have historically used firearms to rebel against the government and corporations like in Athens Tennessee or the coal miners rebellions. We will do it again

>>716440009
The Jews castrated us too hard and left us believing that fighting makes us racist and being racist is genuinely the worst thing you can ever be in this Brave New World

imagine losing to a bunch of uneducated retarded low IQ browns with a dogshit fake religion

>>716440160
Yeah you keep saying that but you never actually do anything besides shoot another school or mall up

>>716440160
>We will do it again
been hearing that for decades while american politicians keep shitting up the country
truth is the american population is just as sedated by globohomo than all of their western peers, their guns don't do shit

>>716440009
Their kids hate their homeland, turbo cucked zoomtards

>>716438521
You can get to the forums, login there and then get to ex t.knower

just show the ID, you do have a driver's license right?

>>716416543 (OP)
daylight savings

>>716440408
>Oi, oi, yew got a loisense fer that smut?

>>716438521
>can't log in to e-hentai
wait what?

>>716440312
Dude I literally posted a photo of someone shooting at rioters , also yes we do use firearms do prevent crimes pretty commonly. All we need to do is get upset enough and we'll be right back to it, which is why so much money is spent on disinformation and consumerism to keep us passive. If the mask slips too much and people start getting outraged enough we are armed enough for it to be problem

>>716440009
Browns are the only solution, they'll listen to you and suck your dick.

>>716440312
>muh school muh mall
If you don't count nog shootings in general, more shootouts have happened between government officials and citizens. This is like comparing how many times the british had uprisings versus how many times a brown person randomly stabs babies.

>>716438829
Eat more, that's gotta fatten it up

THANK YOU KOJIMBO

>>716441209
Bravo Kojingles, bypassing britbong verifcation with the help of Sam Bridges

>>716421248
>just download a free vpn and you get access to everything again.
The problem is 4chan blocks most VPNs from being able to post here, so you might have to purchase a 4chan Pass too

>>716441209
>saw a post about how someone got accepted on several sites by using a picture of their dog
THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN

>>716440160
Seeing him cry like a bitch dropped his coolness into the negatives, but it's probably the only reason he didn't get sent to prison.

>>716441209
>Sam, your mission is to build a bridge and reconnect me with the discord kittens

ya'll're fighting over scraps, just give up

You won't get rid of us that easily

I'm tired, boss

>>716440408
>show your id to a porn site
>get your identity stolen and life ruined when the site inevitably gets hit with a data breach

>>716441547
>knows sam doesn't like being touched since it leaves weird ghost hands on him
>doesn't respect his space at all
Based deadman.

>>716440408
good morning saar, please submit id thank you

>need to age verify at all
>to use discord

>>716441756
wow I'm sure nobody ever considered doing anything to prevent that possibility
>it'll happen, because, IT JUST WILL OKAY

im gonna miss you niggas

>>716441535
He was an 18 year old low IQ kid , of course he was gonna cry. He still shot a bunch of rioting faggots who tried to kill him

>>716441928
There's a fucktillion data breaches constantly. Security for these things is practically non existent.
Hell there was just one today with some app where women would talk shit about men in private, it got everything from addresses to their drivers licenses, BECAUSE IT WASN'T SECURE.
SO YES IT WILL FUCKING HAPPEN

>pass Investigatory Powers Act that requries ISPs to log everyone's browsing history for 2 years
>completely invalidate the surveillance by making everyone in the country get a VPN
what's the endgame here?

>>716439949
Don't underestimate the views of the technically illiterate. They've tried it before, they'll try it again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encryption_ban_proposal_in_the_United_Kingdom

>>716442132
I'll pour out my Heineken brew for my British crew on memory lane

>>716442273
>He thinks a VPN protects him from tracked by his ISP
Lmao.

>>716442273
Power, dummy. Orwell spelled it out for everyone in the 40s and people still didn't do anything.

>>716442238
the ID information is deleted upon verification not retained by law
your IP and behavior on such sites is already vulnerable to such breaches no? your credit card information making such purchases?

>>716442546
>the ID information is deleted upon verification
>he believes this

>>716442341
Do you think the internet runs on magic?

>>716442546
Jesus Christ, did the bobbies outsource their shills to Jeets or is that just who they hire anymore

>>716442546
My credit card was canceled out of the blue and I was sent another one by my bank(without me requesting it) because they fucked up and a bunch of data got leaked.
So it doesn't matter if they hold the data or not, all it takes is one moron at the SOURCE of this shit and your personal info is everywhere.

>>716442546
I have a Tea to share with you.

I'm terrified that this is what's going to happen to Australia
I assumed they'd just go after the big websites, from what I understand the UK law is different from Australia's proposed law, but still this shows that it's possible

>>716442546
>the ID information is deleted upon verification not retained by law
Isn't it a US company doing the verifications? What jurisdiction do bongs have to go after them when everything inevitably gets leaked?

>>716438521
>because then I'll need to log into e-hentai again which is not possible.
It's the forums you need to log into and that's still accessible.

>>716442302
That's fucking hilarious, that is such an insane security risk for anyone trying to do things in the UK and trying to enforce it would be an impossible nightmare. Can your imagine the level and amount of ransom ware campaigns in the UK if they unironically tried?

Dude, I've never done any black hat shit before but even I would consider if they're just gonna make it that easy

>>716442546
>the ID information is deleted upon verification not retained by law
So you also believe companies abide by GDPR?

Fuck what everyone says, I'll miss you bongbros. Till we meet again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5pbT16G4lU

>>716442546
in the UK that depends actually. the photographed ID may not be stored but if your name is retained it still poses a reputational risk

>OnlyFans, another site which carries pornography, already uses facial age verification software. It does not store an image of the user’s face but estimates age using data taken from millions of other images. A company called Yoti provides that software and also does so for Instagram.

>Reddit started checking ages last week for its forums and threads which include mature content. It is using technology made by a company called Persona, which verifies age through an uploaded selfie or a photo of government ID. Reddit does not have access to the photos but stores the verification status to avoid users having to repeat the process too often.

>>716441886
Not to use it, to access 18+ channels

>>716438521
Bro just edit the cookies so they expire in 3025 or something.

I found fucking hilarious to see twittards sharing around a change.org petition.

>>716442972
This is why people over the age of 50 should be barred from holding political office.

Farewell bongs.

>>716442546
Yeah, that's what they all say. That's never how it actually works out.

>>716443159
The image that MINDBROKE britbongs

>>716442972
>Persona
realistically, probably safe for russian kiddie ransomware but not state actors like China yes?

what happened neighborinos?

>a shit country that is certain to get shittier as time advances
yeah it is time to go

>>716442546
It has been a day and already we've had a huge scandal from one dating apo company being so clueless they had everyones ids in a public storage just unlisted.
So a bunch of women are screwed Day1

>lol just use a random picture lol
A lot of people are in for a very funny surprise when they find out that's fraud.

>>716443457
it doesnt matter since the companies that process the pictures aren't even in the uk and aren't held to uk laws (which is also another retarded thing about this)

>>716443432
No more potatoes, lad. It's happening again

>>716443457
huh? i just happen to look like sam porter bro

>>716443413
every system with a human is vulnerable to phishing and behavioral engineering

F
Despite our many differences, you guys brought the bants. Good luck dad, you're always welcome in America.

>>716443457
The law is illegitimate who cares

>>716443432
>neighbor

>>716443457
It's not money related or regulated by the government themselves so no one cares.

>>716443457
it isn't fraud if the person does not exist

>>716443034
If its a UK gov petition, 100,000 signatures and Parliament has to discuss it. Means about as much as a change.org petition, but it's a half-step above at least.

>>716443457
>prompts AI person holding license
who am I defrauding?

>>716443554
I was channeling my flanders bro

I'm not feeling so good...

>Waaa we need to rise up and start killing people because I need to verify my age before I can jerk off to online Sonic the Hedgehog porn
Grow up.

>>716443457
I'm actually Norman Reedus

>>716443432
>UK's Online Safety Act, the Irish Online Safety Code and the European Union Digital Services Act, to verify your age for access to certain types of content
Put the pint down Mick, you've had too much

>We're getting rid of westoid fiends
Finally, soon 4chan will return to the people it was meant to be

>>716443960
>>Waaa we need to rise up and start killing people because I need to verify my age before I can jerk off to online Sonic the Hedgehog porn
yes

>>716444032
haven;t run into it myself so its news to me, although having to use a vpn to access gelbooru because they told the eu to fuck off is annoying

>>716443960
most people don't fap to that like you jambeetroot

>>716443960
wrong, I'm jerking off to Shadow the Hedgehog porn

>>716443960
kys retard

>>716422108
yeah, I know
I'm pretty sure this gif is enough to get me arrested atp

>>716443960
>Waaaah we need to rise up and start killing websites because people are jerking off to Sonic the Hedgehog porn
Grow up

>>716429948
dude where's my package

>>716443439
yeah well they should've used a trusted security company service as being used for these age verifications not amateur pajeet code for an app

>>716430130
that's CP central though

>>716435709
>fascist TERF Island.
YWNBAW

Funniest thing was when moot pulled that prank in like 09 or something, and while most boards were calm assuming it was a joke, /b/tards absolutely chimped out
Really shows who the current "bloodline" of anons are from
Then again we saw what kind of pitiful beings who treat 4chan as a identity when he pulled the /b/ shutting down prank too.
All white, fat and mostly underage kids.

>>716439369
>>716442302
You're being a useful idiot by attributing incompetence to what is actually malice

>>716439949
>Online safety act passes
>Government 'realises' that it's impossible to enforce
>Increase scope and power of law to ban use of encrypted messaging and VPNs (but for thee not for me)
>Government 'realises' that it's impossible to get people to stop with just threat of law
>Increase scope and powers of law and regulators to allow monitoring of devices at the OS level (this would be already happening but as it becomes codified into law enforcement starts to happen)
>Most people will not move to Linux or some privacy fork of android for their phones
>Access vectors for encrypted messaging becomes small and niche enough for enforcement to monitor and/or honeypot
>The entry cost for anonimity online becomes too high for most
>People self censor and police each other for fear of the state locking them up for wrong think

>id verification is safe
>it says they delete your data within 24 hours
aaaaaaand your doxxed

>>716444482
Did they demand drivers license to filter out trannies lmao

KEEEK, is 8cuckies STILL trying to gaslight on 4chan with their fake shit?

>>716444482
My god... We need to nuke that thick cloud of pins NOW

>>716444431
i work for the uk gov and they sent us boxes full of silverfish for no fucking reason. don't underestimate their insane retardedness

getting a little nervous guys

>>716444837
Wut

>>716437109
Yorkshire

can't you just vpn to another country? everyone on here should be behind 7 proxies anyways

>>716434890
>Never really enforced mate
It actually was back in 2016 or somthing, the guy was never charged with anything else yet the verdict went through and he served his full sentence. Which wasn't much of a sentence, but the fact it was upheld was a good enough excuse for me to get out, that and work opportunities.

>>716433808
>live in CA
>For once I'm thankful to be in this dungheap.
Any recommendations from DENPASOFT? I hopped on to see but what are some must haves before the new order barges in my door?

>>716444892
the goverment sent boxes full of silverfish to our warehouse for no fucking reason

>>716443960
you'll be sorry when chinese hackers tells your parents about the hedgehog diapers
what a world

>>716444929
Doesnt work because most vpn IPs are range banned here. Apparently if you buy a 4chan pass you can use a vpn....apparently. so who's fucking who here!?

Point is here, redshit, discord, pornhub are all being censored and even x (twitter) posts are being censored because the shit government dont like the truth being exposed

>>716445052
do i believe you

>>716420874
That's how I feel about it too, I don't even have the energy to banter and make fun of CHUNA ON SPUD or whatever. Every place sucks in its own way and losing your privacy and rights is fucking gay as hell.

you know Shimoneta predicted all this

I'll miss you guys
we let (((them))) win

Europe has gone to the shit ever since we allowed poles here, I'm going back to Pakistan. At least the rape gangs there aren't state protected and i won't have to deal with slavs. Enjoy russian rule, cuckolds

>>716445382
>Weeb brain
Simpson predicted this, and Family guy did too. You'd know if you were a based latinoGOD growing up watching the peak of these shows

>>716445471
You know, quasimodo predicted all this

>>716437109
Yorkshire is ok if you want a cheap enough drink
Earl grey if you prefer being seen as a posh twat

>>716420772
>Engerland finally brings it home
>Can't even bant back after two humiliation rituals

>>716439418
>could at least still shoot their way out of it
But will they? armed rebellions usually take one shoking event to get people up in arms and i don't really see the average murrican putting their life on the line for something like what site they can browse.

its actually crazy how fucking sanitized and regulated the internet is becoming ever since every normie with a smartphone can be on the web. I guess theres no going back at this point

>>716442713
One jeet get in and puts his foot on the door, opening the flood gates of shit for his ilk to get into positions of power, fast forward a few years and everyone is jeet.

Venezuelans also do this with companies.

>>716435037
>>716434793
all a plan to consolidate internet access to a few centralized and ai-monitored goysites

>>716445851
>countries like india getting access to internet
>every normalfag across the globe having access to both smartphones and the internet
>government getting involved with regulating the internet
Things were only going to get worse

>>716441209
>everyone uploads pictures of video game characters to get past blocks
>goverment spy tech now has thousands of fake faces in their systems instead of real people
kek

>>716446069
>have to get a brazilian or south american vpn because they're the only governments who don't give a fuck
>internet will think im brazilian

NOOOOOO

you fuckers aren't getting rid of me
i'll VPN and learn how shitcoin works to boughted a pass if i have to

>>716446223
I DON’T WANNA BE BROWN NOOOO NOOOOOOOO

>UK has their own ID system
>for some reason this is not requested over AI face recognition in many cases

okay so this is totally being used for some sort of surveillance tech isn't it? I"m not even a tinfoil hatter

I'll miss you guys, and I mean that earnestly, I've been posting here for years now, every day of my life. Gamergate, 2016, migrant crisis ukko posting, the sneedclave, ja/ck/ threads, baiting noldorfag. Remember me anons, that I once posted.

>steam removals
>nintendo bans
>mastercard control
>visa control
>collective scream
>mangadex copyright
>novelpia copyright
>itch.io removals
>texas bans
>UK bans
is this just the year of censorship? why does everything have to be a pain in the ass to get now?

>>716446316
you have to show id to buy shitcoins though. They'll get you in the end

>>716445567
Victor Hugo was truly ahead of his time

>>716445851
it hurts so much.

>>716446627
screencapped this.
I'll remember you eurobro

>>716446563
Most likely

Its hard to even make fun of england anymore this is just tragic, its a living nightmare

I've unironically been using random ID's from google or duckduckgo to get around the id checks.
If I really wanted to I could also just use AI too because fuck giving anything to a third party american site that will probably sell my data instantly.

>>716443960
Fights started for less.

>>716446627
I'm going to miss it here too anon.
We've had a lot of fun here

>italy and half of the US about to follow suit
what will this site look like when it's 95% third worlders and the odd couple of whites that know how to bypass this shit?

Just register your ID. Not really sure what the big deal is.

>>716446915
Thank you ameribro. I write fantasy and scifi books, I will add a kind soul who kept an anonymous message saved to my next one

>>716447021
I'd rather not be part of a big data leak because our government outsourced the verification to Americans who undoubtedly outsourced everything to jeets.

If all of this is done to protect children why don't they make it illegal for children to own internet connected devices and start punishing parents if they buy them for their kids just like drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, firearms, and gambling? Bully the breeders rather than making everyone suffer.

>>716447007
About the same as it is now.

>>716447247
Because it has nothing to do with kids

>>716447247
why dont they arrest immigrants who rape kids? or stop raping kids on private islands?

>>716446316
A ton of these retards are using age verification ai and not just ID scans. I just used photomode in a game to bypass it lmao

>>716439762
>Yellat.money
>"Protect Queer Creators and Sex Workers"

>>716446976
Before the lights go out, do you have any memories to share? I have one
>/tg/ thread, 13 years ago
>Anons want to arrange a so-bad-it's-good pathfinder game
>I, at the time underage b& opt in, having never gotten to play a TTRPG before
>I make an edgy hexblade warlock because I'm at that age, the goal is for everyone to make their 'that guy' character
>we proceed to have retarded adventures where we split the party for 9 months
>one player there, drow vitalist who shares my specific fantasy 'tism
>we add eachother on steam and begin gaming together
>to this day we play the owlcat RPGs together and shoot the shit
This place gave me friends where RL wouldn't, it's home

>>716447247
It's about control not fixing any problems. The only people who think it will fix anything are idiots and unfortunately for UK anons they are ruled over by a variety of power hungry idiots.

britbros, which altchan are we moving to when worst comes to worst?

Hope you overthrow your nanny state soon. Gonna miss you fags.

>>716447247
They would have put in mandatory ID verification for all forms of social media if it was truly about kids. This is only happening because of kids killing themselves over tiktok so why is that completely untouched?

>>716418161
>But i sure hope it will for leafs
won't happen, for some reason canada doesn't restrict their internet like the brits, aussies and kiwis do
you can be arrested for viewing illegal shit but sites aren't blocked

probably because almost all of the biggest porn sites are owned by canada and unironically contribute to a huge part of canada's economy, so canada censoring internet porn would just be shooting itself in the foot
and so it's harder to censor the internet in canada because the government can't morally grandstand against porn like the brits and aussies can so pushes to censor the internet are met with greater pushback.

>>716447732
fat chance
most of the uk public is even more authoritarian than the government

>>716446563
>UK has their own ID system
Eh?

>>716447403
I'll always remember
>the Caturday threads
>the china threads where we saw them eating spiders and stuff
>bad china build threads
>Just build a pc threads
>The Kevin 92 nash threads
>The wrestling hotdog and handshake threads
>The femboy/tranny threads.
>The low IQ blacks threads
>The coomer toys threads
>Chicken jockey and the jannys being exposed
>A dark spirit has invaded threads
>F to pay respect threads

I will genuinely miss each and every single fucking one of you.

I pray our military do a coup'detat because it's the only hope this shithole of a country has left anymore

Humanity is a failed experiment

I’m gonna miss you fags so fucking much bros

>>716447732
UK is actually done, I predict no actual "right" wing party gets in until the late 2030's and it will be too late by then.

>>716447672
pregchan

>>716448364
yes that's what we need nigger MORE AUTHORITARIANISM BRING ON FASCISM
commit suicide

>>716448184
i'm so sorry they don't meet the requirement

we're not going anywhere you overdramatic numpties
the government has been trying to kill 4chan in bongland for decades, it never works because our parliament is a bunch of boomers whose knowledge of technology ends at the fax machine

>>716436290
>tl;dr a small U.S. platform had five minutes of downtime in its IP geoblock.
>Ofcom freaked out and sent a demand. We told the WH. The WH asked us to tell them who was responsible.
>Threatening Americans with jail time over maintenance downtime is outrageous. Enough is enough.
>We also asked the Trump Administration to begin seeking criminal indictments for conspiracy against rights against UK politicians who try to censor Americans online.
>Gloves off. Play extraterritorial games, win extraterritorial prizes

>>716447936
Canada having a monopoly on internet porn is the only thing protecting it's internet from being censored to oblivion
Almost every major mainstream porn site is Canadian.

>>716447936
Woke justin's father said something about the state not getting into the bedroom of its citizens when he decriminalized homos.

>>716448401
Where the only greentext you get is the likes of the creepypasta about pregnant Lara Croft

>>716420249
NOOooOoo

>>716448463
>don't deport child raping machete wielding benefit scrounging niggers because it's mean
Proving my point.

>>716447403
>see a thread complaining about changes made to a "cp_powerhouse" map on TF2 (I dont play it)
>I am first reply to the thread, joke that "my hard drive is a cp powerhouse"
>50 replies of reaction images, fpbp, "based", "FBI!" responses, some fag even reposted to reddit
>get a 30 day ban from all boards
It wasn't even a funny joke and I'm still not really sure what I did wrong

Let's be honest, hiro will probably remove the porn boards before he blocks bongs.
Hell, /gif/ is already a shadow of its former self.

The comfy times won't return until we're ready to do uncomfy things.

>>716443960
There once used to be a time where the internet was this niche underground thing that only nerds used. It was actually FUN before puritan boomercons and le enlightened zoomer trads like you came in and ruined it for everyone. You didn't need age or ID verification for any website back then. We used to be an internet. A proper internet. Also, I find it funny how right wingers are opposed to big government, but the moment the subject of porn and censorship comes up, you will all immediately suck up to big daddy government monitoring your every movement to make sure you don't look at a pair of boobs.

resident of the largest totalitarian shithole here.

it's only going to get worse.

They won't stop at this, once everyone starts using a VPN they'll start going after VPNs saying that criminals use VPNs and if you're not a criminal you won't need one.

Once their initial attempts fail they will look into a commercial vendor for enforcing censorship. Now this may not fly in the UK as well as it did here but there are already multiple DPI solutions available that can go as far as decrypt your TLS 1.3 traffic via forward proxies.
Those will be mandated to be installed on every ISP by the government in the name of safety.

If you wanna be 5 steps ahead, look into unconventional VPN protocols that aren't OpenVPN or WireGuard as those are easily detected and blocked, as well as DPI bypass solutions.

I'm gonna have to move my VPS again once europe follows suit with this shit, aren't I? Fuck.

>>716449058
You fucking retard, that's not a right wing thing, that's an authoritarian thing. Separate axis on the chart.

>>716444181
You got a loicense to post that gif?

>>716449132
delusional but hopefully if it gets that bad people start pushing back

>>716449132
>If you wanna be 5 steps ahead, look into unconventional VPN protocols that aren't OpenVPN or WireGuard as those are easily detected and blocked, as well as DPI bypass solutions.
Such as

>>716449019
>/gif/
>/mu/
>/x/
>/tg/
I think the whole site is slowly dying, maybe it's just the internet, maybe it's just us

>>716449132
>largest totalitarian shithole
which one is that?

>>716449163
There aren't any non--authoritarian right wingers or right wingers that don't boot lick government and corporations
cope

>>716449321
The Internet has been dying since 2009

>>716449163
I mean, Jeremy Corbyn said yesterday that the Labour Party is full of control freaks

>>716416543 (OP)
I can't believe it has come to this, well not really, I guess I am shocked to see it.
I hope UK bros will be able to get back their freedom somehow through petitions towards the goverment, if the shitty politicans care about what the common people have to say.
Grim times, I am very times, this isn't just about the UK, this will set an awful example, more countries soon to follow sure.
Literally no fun allowed.

>>716449483
>if the shitty politicans care about what the common people have to say
They don't, someone would have to pull a Guy Fawkes 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>716449483
I'm afraid the majority of common people here are complete fucking cattle who still think this is about protecting kids

>>716449483
Parliament is a piss take it won't happen

>>716416543 (OP)
Reminder that Uncle A tried to prevent this, and you firebombed dresden in response.

>>716449230
I thought the same until nobody gave a fuck for 9 years and now here we are
>>716449293
Might be overkill but i thought the same until my ISP started banning my VPS by IP after 3-5 minutes of an openvpn tunnel being used
https://github.com/XTLS/Xray-core
>>716449385
you know the one, the one that everyone currently hates the most

>>716449671
>the one that everyone currently hates the most
Israel?

>>716449483
>if the shitty politicans care about what the common people have to say.
They don't just look at when Toby Blair looked at protesters against the Iraq War with sneering contempt, look at the way the Southport protestors were treated, the way people who tired to expose Jimmy Savile were treated or how the BBC reports on Brits who went to fight for Russia against Ukrainian Nazis.
The British establishment see us as nothing but peasants who should fall in line and not question their betters we're subjects not citizens.

>>716447247
its all to do with watching you