Thread 716422376

Death Stranding's photo mode allows you to bypass the UK Online Safety Act's age verification

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>716422442
hoyl shit

you can also just use AI
Why the random DS2 shilling?

You laugh but he's literally building bridges to porn

>>716422442
He even winked for the photo

>>716422472
Because it's funnier

what the FUCK is wrong with the UK?

>>716422493
Samuel Porner Bridges

>>716422472
Why the random AI shilling?

>>716422472
Videogames board, we discuss videogames here.

>>716422376 (OP)
THIS IS WHAT KOJIMA MEANT WHEN HE SAID HE INVENTED THE CAMERA

>>716422472
its more like the verification is so bad you can use a video gam escreenshot

>>716422376 (OP)
Kinojima saves the world again

>>716422689
You cant shill AI, its free

>>716422493
Shmuely Pornberg Bridgestein

Any person that gave up their actual biometrics should just kill themselves. It's over. Betrayed not just themselves but their whole lineage past and future.

Should I play the original or Director's Cut?

>Brits need to debase themselves like this
sad

>>716422960
DC

>>716422376 (OP)
UK is gonna sue Kojimbo for this.

APOLOGIZE

how did kojima know this would happen

>>716422621
The campaign manager for Labour's election has transitioned into basically Grima Wormtongue and controls policy direction. His idea for staying in power is to constantly do shit like this in order to appease elderly right wingers. I'm not even joking.

>>716423297
isnt this just Metal Gear Solid

Cant you just use this site for an easy work around?
https://this-person-does-not-exist.com/en

Isn't this illegal? They'll have you on record as faking your ID.

>>716423462
probably but enforcement is its own issue. What are they going to do? send cops to everyone in the UK?

>>716423462
But the system is anonymous, Anon. How would they know you've done it?

>>716423545
Yes.

>>716422376 (OP)
>>716422442
FUCKING KEK
ACTUALLY HILARIOUS SHIT

>>716422442
if its using ai facial recognition, i think any realistic video game character will work

KOJIMA PREDICTED THE AI TAKE OVER IN MGS2
KOJIMA PREDICTED COVID IN DEATH STRANDING
KOJIMA PREDICTED THE UK FACIAL RECOGNITION REQUIREMENT IN DEATH STRANDING 2
HOW WILL HE SAVE HUMANITY NEXT TIME?

>>716422376 (OP)
>>716422442
is this considered p2w /v/?

>>716423545
>underestimating how far Bongistan will go to debase its own citizens

>>716423545
obviously that's the goal

>>716423462
I don't see why it should be an issue unless you are uploading your actual ID

>you need a loicense for Discord
grim

>>716423545
>

>>716423103
>Big Ben sues Kojima and he gets 25 to life
>Kojima switches with Hideo at the last second and walks away scott free

>>716423761
oi m8, we know you got an unloicensed tele in there, we saw your death stranding screenshot

I invented the idea "virtual age"

>>716422376 (OP)
@POTUS @NINTENDO @COLLECTIVESHOUT
HELP

Conglaturations, now it's going to be mandatory to post your ID when they figure out people are doing this with the facial verification.

>>716423984
I'm surprised they arent doing that already

>>716422621
>>716423008
It's a psyop from christcuck conservative radical feminists from Mumsnet that basically want to stop everyone from consuming porn because it's "misogynistic" and "harms women", under the guise of ostensibly protecting children.
One of the Labour MPs supporting this basically gloated after all the backlash and said the quiet part out loud by linking to some Christian anti-porn organization.
This is coming to Australia too courtesy of Collective Shout and to the US thanks to Republican boomers. The pendulum is swinging right and there is an aggressive coordinated attack with the end goal being total control.

>>716423836
Why is it always the UK? Every story, and every fucking news article

>>716423462
It's an anonymous face scan to estimate your age, it has nothing to do with your actual identification unless you choose to upload your own as an alternative to the scan. The system is supposed to not save any data afterward, so there shouldn't be any consequences to doing this

>>716423462
Technically not. The law is to provide either legal identification OR photos of a face.
You can use any face you want, as long as the system verifies that the person is "of age" then it's fine. Not unlike how kids get the OK if an adult is there to vouch for them.

>>716424156
>>716423984
Reminder that as cucked as the UK is, Half of America now has to submit ID with their name, face, address to porn sites to even view them

>>716424287
Cursed place.

>>716423753
If you pay for anything that gives you an advantage, yes.

>>716424515
And the other half doesn't, and we're going to laugh at you AND the cucked flyovers.
The absolute state of all you cunts.

>>716422741
>shilling for free

>>716423462
not really illegal no, there's no legal onus on the user, all the verification is done by third parties, and it is up to them to make sure it is correct and valid

it verifies age by just checking a photo? can't you just find any random picture of an adult?

>>716424156
>>716424287
Anglos...

>>716422621
>he thinks this isn't coming to red states in the US imminently

>>716423616
>the system is anonymous
>>716424412
>The system is supposed to not save any data afterward
Do you really believe that?

>>716424613
>And the other half doesn't,
Doesn't matter, how do you tell if someone is in the "banned" part of the US? You can't. My ISP can't even get which time zone I'm actually in right, much less state.

Enjoy it while it lasts because it'll come for you too.

>>716424753
you need to smile and all that crap, you'd need AI filters via snapchat or whatever, may also need to be a video where you do the thing in the allocated time

videogame photo mode makes it easier because you can just hold your phone cam up to the screen and change the face poses

>>716424287
Orwell wasn't pulling some dystopia future out of his ass that could never realistically happen. He looked at the trends that were already happening in his day and simply extrapolated them out a few decades.

>>716424908
>Doesn't matter, how do you tell if someone is in the "banned" part of the US
Bongs are fucking retarded and don't know what an IP address is apparently.
The absolute state of you retarded cunts.

>>716424287
It's V for Vendetta all over again.

>>716424951
But that's my exact point! It's one thing to stumble into totalitarianism if you're completely clueless, but when your country wrote like *all* the famous stories on the subjects, how the fuck do you not notice it happening?

>>716425036
>Bongs are fucking retarded and don't know what an IP address is apparently.
>An IP Address tells you a state
Why are tech illiterate burgers even allowed on 4chan at all? You niggers are the ones that are going to end up getting most of the internet banned because you think this isn't coming for you.

>>716425036
>n-no my IP address tells porn sites which state I'm in!!!!
lmao
your IP MAY be regional but there's no guarantee that it is or will even be associated with the right country. it's just a number. go back to school, kid.

>>716425065
More like I for It Fucking Happened Again

>>716425183
You're retarded, they need to hurry up and block 4chan in your shithole so you can pay Hiro $20 for the privilege of being called a faggot by people like me.

>>716425098
Because if its in a famous book people can point to the book and say things like "Look, you're just quoting this book it's fictions it's not real!"

>>71642487
Impossible to know for sure, but you could be putting Norman Reedus on the permanent coomer list yes

>>716425036
I'm not a bong, my IP right now according to Google is three states over. You're just a fucking idiot who is too stupid to realize he's dumb.

>>716424613
>Florida
>flyover
Mainecoon spotted

>>716425316
>people like me
Tech illiterate faggots? That's most of 4chan m8. You ain't unique, you're just too stupid to not run your mouth.

is there a list of sites that bent the knee to ofcom yet? so far the only one i'm bothered about is rule34 but that's easily bypassed
from what i know rule34 (xxx), pornhub, plebbit, civitai, and e-hentai require VPNs now

>>716425374
>according to Google
Also, you're almost assuredly a mobilenigger, which works for me too, I want you niggers gone too.

>>716423461
Look at the first image reply. Gotta have the same face making different expressions.

>>716424156
>or have discovered their partner used porn
I really want to believe there is supposed to be more to that sentence, but I know in my heart there is not.

>>716423616
The system isn't anonymous. It's anonymous to the adult website, but the state and contractor still save all your data for the rest of time

how much do you need to do for it
>face front up
>open mouth
>head to right
>head to left
anything else?

>in order to get access to gooner discord servers, you have to make an O-face in front of your phones camera and have your age estimated by palantir AI
i was told the future would have flying cars not this niggerlicious dystopian shit

>>716425554
couldn't you use a.i to generate different angles of a fake person?

>>716424872
According to their disclaimers, third party identification services like Persona claim that the photos are deleted immediately* after verifying the age.
The images never make it to whatever site you're trying to visit.
*or held for up to three years haha psyche

You can use any photo of a person and it will probably pass, what the UK gon do?

>>716425564
NTA but the founder of collective shit was mindbroken when her husband ditched her for overwatch porn, I'm not even making this shit up, that is the reason she went insane and started the whole crusade.

>>716425497
rule34videos is gone, nhentai blocked the UK earlier today, probably more to come

>>716425347
So Orwell thought it was going to be mass surveillance and Huxley that it was over-stimulation, but in reality it was "but it could never happen to us" because people who read the books never understood them? Devious

>>716424908
>My ISP can't even get which time zone I'm actually in right, much less state.
That's only an issue if you're on mobile due to the nature of 4G/5G towers or you're on some shit like Starlink.
But this does mean that this will also filter the fuck out of phonefags who live near blocked states, which is hilarious.
New England wins again.

>>716422442
Why the fuck is it asking you to open and close your mouth like a fucking gift horse

>>716425683
depends on how the sites implement it, i believe the system reddit is using demands access to your camera and to take a video

>>716425667
angloids are a slaveclass of the jew-anglo upperclass so it makes sense for their shithole country
>b-but you are brown
At least social housing and universal health care works on the UK- oh wait.

>>716425760
makes it easier to train the AI on your face so they can blackmail you by generating incriminating videos of you later

How long until they make VPNs illegal, I wonder. I'm really feeling like I'm on borrowed time.

>>716422376 (OP)
Kojimbo, I...

>>716425821
They can subpoena VPNs and get you anyway if they really want to.

do Brits really have to make accounts to use porn sites now?

>>716422621
the antichrist mark of the beast system (requiring a mark to buy and sell) is being slow-rolled out-- marketed to the masses as a means to protect children. the antichrist sytem is being created by legislation from politicians that actually rape kids in real life.

demons think doing stuff like this is funny and amusing.

>>716425997
With their real names and photo IDs, yeah

>>716425997
no, you just need turn your VPN on for some (more to be added to the list in the coming weeks most likely)

>>716425947
Mullvad doesn't even have my personal information

If the British government cares so much about protecting kids why didn't they do anything when an English prince got caught fucking child hookers? I think the worst that happened to him was his birthday party was canceled.

Graphics test for games will be seeing if a picture of a game character can bypass the age verification

>>716425772
jews are the ones who normalized hardcore pornography in the first place.
i thought with jews in power we were gonna get degenerate weimar tier society like brothels on every street corner, instead everyone is a sexless dork and its almost a crime to even look at porn

>>716425997
Assuming the sites want to deal with the whole verification thing, otherwise it just blocks access entirely.
The things they try and protect kids from is flimsy enough that It's almost anywhere with uploads and comments enabled.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer

Anyway, sign the petition
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903

>>716422442
I love the future. Get fucked, boomers.

>>716426265
No government gives a shit about the kids, but they love to use them (pun intended) to get more power

room temp IQ boomers that only half pay attention to the news ruined society

kek
does that mean if you are a babyfaced twink you are not allowed to goon?

>>716425724
>rule34videos is gone
But only in the UK?

>>716425821
It's already an addendum to the bill. Just a matter of time until they pass it and start to enforce it.

>>716425821
if China cant ban VPNs I cant imagine that any other country could

shouldn't that korean sims clone that you can puppet with a webcam work too?

>>716422442
lmfao this feels like shit from a 2010 thread, we're so back boys.

>>716422376 (OP)
Why are retards broadcasting this?

>>716426870
theres probably plenty of things that work, the UK use some freeware tier verification system

>>716425671
Yes. You could also video gen them matching the expression chart by using img2vid to maintain consistency.
The only way this ID check will ever work is you have person to person interviews.
Not to give them ideas, though at this point I wouldn't put it past the UK forcing people to line up at some government office so they can qualify for their jack off loicense.

9 London Bobbies are en route to your location.

>>716422741
so you're saying there's no free to play shills? ok lol

>>716426870
I just googled an id and it worked fine for me

>>716426998
because it doesn't matter, they've already used up his face so nobody else can use the death stranding selfie cam anymore

>>716422376 (OP)
>>716422442
LMAO. Get fucked boomer retards.

>>716423703
So Adam from Stellar Blade would work too is what you're saying?

>>716422376 (OP)
This was always going to be the case for this shit.

Governments being retarded because they need to be fascist. Morons.

>>716427032
The mandatory penis inspections spoken of in legend.

>>716422442
>close your mouth
>Your age has been verified!

>>716426998
PC gaymer is a british website run by trannies and faggots, they literally work for the UK government.

>>716427110
>So Adam from Stellar Blade would work too is what you're saying?
no because you're required to do a set of random faces and hand signals

>>716422493
Should we have gooned?

Lets be real, some cunts going to set up a website that randomly gens an old man face that you dynamically make do the left/right, smile, open mouth whatever movements with a click.

>>716427087
I tried with several and it didn't work though this was on [spoilers]Reddit[/spoilers]

>>716425821
You can't make vpn itself illegal but you can put people using it on the list.

>>716427141
they're not retarded, they know this effectively doesn't lower the barrier of entry, but it does normalize the government invading your privacy and thats the whole point so they can push for more invasive shit later

>>716427202
Unironic humiliation rituals

>>716422442
There's probably going to be a flood of 2077 characters in that database.

>>716427379
yep

>>716422376 (OP)
actually loled at a thread here for once

Cant you just....get a stock photo from Google and say that's you?

>>716422621
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English_Calvinist_and_Reformed_theologians

>>716427528
yes

>>716427448
Please drink verification can

ok so how do i do this discord verification shit if i dont have death stranding thou

>>716422442
your welcome bongs

>>716425760
Hilariously it is so you don't do shit like this
Some one at some point though "Berry, wha- what if the kids just use a picture of their mum?" and their solution was for the software ask for several permutations of your face in different expressions to be sure it is a human and not a picture.

>>716422442
>Have to send multiple pics like a fucking monkey
Bongs never disappoint lmao

>>716427715
Youtube

>>716427302
Did you use one that has fingers on the ID? That's how the AI verifies if it's "legit" or not

>>716427615
So why the fear mongering?
Id worry when they start asking for phone numbers and DL numbers

>>716422621
karma for inventing modern banking

>>716427803
youtube what

>>716422376 (OP)
>bong government thought they could outsmart the inventor of the camera

>>716425760
a) to make sure you're able to recreate the facials and aren't just a video being playback
b) to train their AI so their facial recognition will become good enough to have CCTV track you everywhere or to create material of you in case they just want to throw you into prison

>>716422621
Once you've done enough history deep diving you begin to realize that bongs are the second worse race that has ever existed and they're a lot of the reason the worst race got that bad

>>716427780
You can just use AI to prompt variations of the same photo though

>>716425760
humiliation ritual

>predicts AI
>predicts lockdown
>predicts age verification
How does he do it bros?

>>716424918
I tried to do this but I couldn't make it use the rear facing camera so it was way too awkward to work

>>716428020
You forgot
>invents camera

>>716423339
Wormtongue's not just appealing to elderly conservatives, it's also big asset manager businesses, US pols and people like Peter Thiel in order to supplant the conservatives as "the natural party of government". Essentially, that they'll sell off what's left of our rotting infrastructure and implement every kind of batshit legislation to show they will go further and harder than any conservative government and really put the boot into anyone even vaguely tolerant of Corbyn. Remember the first version of this online safety bill was proposed by Theresa May, four PMs ago, three of which were conservatives, and Wes Streeting is gagging to sell the NHS to his US based donors.

The Cabinet might also have bought their own hype about how sensible and intelligent they are, of course.

>>716427817
Because he lied, it's not that simple.

Also the whole point is the government encroaching on your privacy rights. It's never about protecting the children, because then we'd be discussing why kids who look older than their age are able to pass this verification or why the parents allow their kids to consume porn, but we don't because the government just wants mass surveillance and this is one of the ways to boil the frog slowly again.

they aren't doing a good job of proving the
>covid was an engineered disease
crowd wrong with shit like this

>>716427951
Anon, it was ordered by a boomer