>play Rogue Trader for Yrliet
>can't even kiss her or hug her even if you're dating
What's the fucking point

>>716432361 (OP)
hags don't deserve it

>>716432361 (OP)
There's a mod for that

Owlkeks are just continuing their honored tradition of blueballing players.
I still cant get over the fact that i couldnt fix that sweaty tomboy femcel amiri

>>716432361 (OP)
Warhammer is for pussyfree incels that like ultra violence. What do you expect?

>>716432361 (OP)
>Once inside his quarters, Illiyanne Natasé removed his helm and wrinkled his nose. The smell was the worst. That meaty stink the humans had, even when they were clean, which they so rarely were. Humans offended his nostrils. He would complain about it, if there were anyone to listen. His escort returned to his silent vigil. Dire Avengers made perfect bodyguards, but poor conversationalists. The Path of the Warrior did not encourage gossip.
>Natasé put his helm down on a table, ignoring its stand in his haste to find some release from the smell. The air was filtered, perfumed; it didn’t matter. The smell of them was so cloying, it got everywhere, stuck to everything. He thought that if he ever returned to his home, he would never be rid of their stench. He imagined the shame of it, and a grey glumness fell over his mood that he knew would take hours to shift.

>>716432582
They're just blueballing you for having shit taste and liking the elf

>crpg with romances set in 40k
>can't kiss the eldar girl or sister of battle
what the fuck was the point

>>716432490
LEWD!

>>716432804
To romance the superior girls instead

Actually based lore accuracy
The Eldari see humans as monkeys, expecting her to be romantically attracted to you would be like someone romantically attracted to a chimp

>>716432736
Nobody ever thinks about the downside of various super powers. Like being able to smell every shit someone takes within a mile of you.

>>716432983
The fish girl from Zelda has been dethroned, all hail the new queen.

>>716432983
>Superior
>Mutated freak
No thanks, I'll stick to my elf gf

>>716433234
enjoy your pussy free "relationship" lmao

>>716432582
its the law of Owlcat games, there will always be a character you wish was a romance but isn't.

>>716433296
If it was good enough for a primarch, it's good enough for me

!playing as a black trader and getting called monkey by your racist gf

>>716432361 (OP)
That's the point, it's the kind of stuff iconotranimals enjoy

>>716432582
>>716432737
>>716433394
Amiri is a trademark character and belongs to Paizo. They have special rules and restrictions when portraying her, one of them is "no romance/sex". It's not something that Owlcat has control over.

>>716432361 (OP)
And yet, despite that, this is the most intimate relationship we've seen between an eldar and a human, ever

>>716433394
I have never felt like this about anyone besides Amiri and even then the twins mog
>>716433706
Paizo never said that and James Jacobs himself said that he had no problem with it
And no, Owlcat never blamed Paizo for it either, it's just a rumor that retards keep repeating as fact

>>716432993
Anon, females fuck dogs

>>716432361 (OP)
>>play Rogue Trader for Yrliet

>>716433706
Actually its the opposite, Paizo said they were fully fine with their Iconics being romances, but Owlcat chose not to.

>>716433792
Ebin meme

look on the bright side, at least we never had to suffer through a Seelah romance

>>716433972
Why would I have to suffer through it? I just wouldn't romance her
at the very least she wouldn't cuck you

If I can't kiss the Kroot girl in Dark Heresy and have her accidently slice open my fucking lip with her big fucking bird beak then I will not be purchasing that particular video game.

>>716433972
I get shivers at the thought.

>>716432361 (OP)
>Monkey thinks he deserves this 1000 year old maiden

>>716432361 (OP)
As a joke
would you consider a companion and romance option that is just a Nightsider?

>>716434220
If it's a woman and a cute girl like Mossa draws them yes

>>716433119
Cassia should walk around dressed like this

>>716433972
I wanted a Ember romance.

>>716434384
>Expecting a noble lady of fine breeding to expose herself like that in front of God-Emperor and everyone

Sentence yourself to arco flagellation for even entertaining such thoughts, let alone voicing them.

>>716432683
Femcels won the elf-fucker bowl in this game.

>>716434267
We're meant to get some Abhuman representation for the DLC about the shipyard so here's to hoping
i was hoping for Beastmen, Abhuman or longshanks but in all likelihood we're only getting the usual Ratling/Ogryn stuff we've been seeing since Gladius

>>716432983
>>716433234

Straight men are such lonely losers with nobody in real life they need to resort to vidya to experience romance and sex. Jesus christ

>>716435067
I'm sure you don't do the same with gay romances

>>716432361 (OP)
>>716432993
I want to corrupt her, give her unspeakable joy, watch her fall into slaanesh's hand

>>716435067
its w*rhammer. its gay as shit in the first place. all fighting, no sex. let the dorky losers have this moment

The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all, except for why fem Mortarion is so cute.

>>716433234
>complains about freaks
>he says while being an eldar fucker
oh wait you don't fuck her, scratch that

>>716432361 (OP)
Did you miss how shes turbo racist

>>716435441
The eldar aren't freaks though, infact they're probably the furthest thing from freaks in the 40k universe.

>>716433394
>there will always be a character you want to romance but can't
Very true

We were already robbed before the new game even comes out...

>>716435776
Ember is too pure

>>716435867
She fucked homeless old men in Kenabres.

>>716433706
That is completely false, the author of Amiri flat out said when asked he'd have loved it if she got a romance in Kingmaker. Furthermore, you can romance iconics in several of the Paizo tabletop adventure paths, so they clearly have no problem with players romancing their creations. How this bullshit became a commonly repeated thing is beyond me, Amiri not being romanceable was 100% an Owlcat decision.

>>716435237
This, but Nurgle

Fish is the closest thing we have to a true cutesy romance from owlkek
Now listen, I love the fish she is super cute and a DORK, but I need more

>>716435867
She needs love and someone to look out for her since she's so selfless

>>716435982
>How this bullshit became a commonly repeated thing
its just an easy excuse for people to defend their beloved indie developer-now-publisher from any wrongdoing

>>716435365
Maggie is cuter. Almost certainly smells better too. She's also a master biomancer so, whether your a boob, ass, leg, or whatever else man, she's got you covered.

>>716436006
Arueshalae
>b-but she's not le hecking virgin!
Okay, Galfrey
>b-but she's an incompetent old hag!
Okay, Kalikke

DOOOOOOOOOOOOORK

>>716432737
Wrath had fully fleshed out romances for some of the most unlikeable dogshit female characters I've ever seen. Don't know why they'd start getting picky now.

>>716436137
My love for fem mortarion isn't logical, your arguments won't work no matter how valid they are. If need be I'll become strong enough to beat her 1v1 and force her into a bath.

>>716436137
how is rogue trader for roleplaying as a tzeentch fag?
most of what ive seen of the heretic route is just stomping on puppies chaos

>>716436225
Girl dorks are cute though, especially if they snort when they laugh.

>>716432736
Humans truly are the Indians of the 40k verse

>Ember and Yrliet
What is it about pure Elf girls that Owlcat is allergic to?

>>716436961
>Yrliet
>Pure
Prove it

>>716436437
Terrible. Heretic is terrible. Maybe one of the most retarded evil routes ever.

>>716436437
Heretic in Rogue Trader is easily the worst written and executed Evil path in CRPG history. It actively makes the game worse to engage with it and it takes away content, companions, and the writing nosedives, all at the same time. Absolutely atrocious.

>>716432361 (OP)
>play Rogue Trader for Yrliet
kill yourself

>>716436961
Owlcat genuinely seems averse to giving men actual loveable, kind, pure and feminine girls to romance in general. I believe their writing staff is mostly female, so this would explain why they are incapable of writing decent romances for men.

>>716432361 (OP)
No eldar waifu for you chud!

>>716437141
>loveable, kind, pure and feminine girls
Arue is all of these but pure
Cassia is all of these
Kibellah is all of these but feminine (and kind, but you can make her kind)

>>716436486
Anon you misunderstand
I love dorks so fucking much its unreal
I need the absolute dorkiest of dorks and the need to be creepy too
I wish there were more hex maniac/tomoko likes

>>716437141
Cassia is all that you retaar but nooo tall mutant gross

>>716437219
>but pure
Arue is purified thoughever

>>716435365
a yes, the matriarch waifus

>>716434220
There is nothing wrong with nightsiders. They are sanctioned.
Gimme a longshanks, damnit.

>>716437283
>>716437219
Let him be he needs to play victim thinking that there's an anti men Russian conspiracy from Owlcat

>>716437046
>>716437072
heritic RT should have simply been an alpha legion operative.
That would have been fun as fuck.

>>716437283
The problem with her is that she was too good so they opted to make her endings shit
In fact, all endings that arent a big happy family ending are shit by default

>>716437046
>>716437072
what a shame. you think if there'd be anytime for warhammer 40k to break out of imperiumwank it would be with its crpg

>>716437540
Kibbles was made solely for waifufags like him but nooo she cuts herself and has piercings!
>>716437567
Its 40k theres no good endings

>>716437567
>they opted to make her endings shit
Incorrect

>>716437219
Ah yes, Cassia, the character that wants you to cut out the vocal chords of your entire crew, is so "kind".

>>716437659
>romance kibbles for the whole game
>make her little-by-little change and challenge her ways of doing thing
>still get the ending when she just become bodyguard

i have never been as mas as i was during that moment

>>716437141
maybe in pathfinder, but this is warhammer 40k, a character as moe as cassia is already really stretching it for this setting

>>716437659
>In Owlcat games there are no good endings for romances
Fixed that for you.

>>716437497
Doctor should be apothecary

>>716437815
You already know why she does that and what happens if you say no, how many times does it need to be explained?

>>716432361 (OP)
you are a Mon'Keigh
simple as
do you love your dog? yes
would you let your dog fuck you? no

>>716437895
Okay don't beat the game if they bother you so much. Just write your own fanfiction where you impregnate Cassia 12 times.

>>716437927
>would you let your dog fuck you?
Yes

>>716437986
she doesn't count
she fucks anything that moves and doesn't except RT of course

>>716437927
Eldar and Humans are both sapient and have similar body shapes.

>>716437979
It's impossible, Owlcat makes their games so ridiculously difficult to mod (and breaks everything even in their own code with every DLC) there isn't even an Argenta romance mod. If you want decent modded content Owlcat games should be the last place you look.

>>716438107
the Eldar nonetheless see humans as hairless apes not something resembling themselves, the feeling is very one-sided

>>716437906
no mines, i just download them from here

emo waifu please

>>716437927
>would you let your dog fuck you
Who’s gonna tell him about white women?

>>716438153
Lmao Camellia literally has a romance mod that changes her endings, it's not impossible at all
Or better yet just open the localization file and edit it, you can cope all you want with fanfiction with that

>>716437895
>In Owlcat games there are no good endings for FEMALE romances

there you go

>>716438153
>Owlcat makes their games so ridiculously difficult to mod
Me when im retarded. People made a Woljif mod. 40kfags just aren't creative like yourself to actually write a romance mod. Just because Argenta likes kids does not mean she wants yours.

>>716432361 (OP)
to filter gooners who don't deserve her. and it's working.

>>716438196
see >>716437986

>>716432361 (OP)
the best part about romancing yrillet is even if you do everything absolutely perfect, the endings imply you basically cause her to go to elf hell

>>716437567
>so they opted to make her endings shit
Wrong
>inb4 that's bad!
No it's not
>In fact, all endings that arent a big happy family ending are shit by default
Sounds retarded, with your logic then characters that are incapable of having children (like the eldar) can never achieve happy endings

>>716438306
I hate her but not because I want to have sex with her. Shes just unlikeable in every way.

>>716438107
Xenos in 40K are deadly threats and have no interest in fraternization whatsoever, Rogue Trader already pushes it way farther than it should go and breaks significant canon of the setting in doing so. An Eldar willingly traveling into the Warp (and making it out unscathed, even once, let alone multiple times) is so laughably ass backwards and retarded only Owlcat writers could have conceived of it. And all because they're so lazy and incompetent they had to centralize the location of every NPC in the retinue onto your flagship, rather than coming up with an actually sensible way for an Eldar to accompany you. Utter hacks.

>>716438153
Wasn't there a mod that was released recently that added like fully fledged five romance options in WOTR?

>>716438306
>don't deserve her
I don't deserve such a piece of shit that's for sure, I'm too good for that

>>716438301
>Wol'jif mod
Glad you brought that up, since the creator of said mod said it was an absolute nightmare to make, and that if he knew what a bitch it was going to be when he started he never would've made it, and also said he'll never make another mod for Owlcat games again. Owlcat doesn't even ATTEMPT to make their games easily moddable since doing so would require understanding their own code, a task which they clearly struggle to do.

>>716438439
Yes that anon is extremely retarded.

>>716438552
Keep conveniently ignoring the other two replies, faggot

>>716438394
>Eldar can never achieve happy endings
Congratulations, you've now grasped one of the basic themes of the Eldar.

>>716438306
dealing with her is like dealing with an autistic kid, I have no fucking idea why i keep her on my ship for the whole game when the only thing she does is bitch about everything

>>716438552
>>716438439
Its not impossible. Just learn how to edit the text files to the ending where you impregnate Cassia and Argenta 12 times.

>>716438552
i do think unity is a bad engine choice for the kinds of games they make and its a big part of whats holding owlcat back, but hindsight is 20/20

>>716437828
she multiple obscure dialog times where the most logical best option being picked will immediately kill the romance with zero warning or an indication it has happened, as the sidequests proceed seemingly normally

her romance, without a guide, is dog shit for this sole reason

t. had to use a save editor and alter etudes to undo being friend-zoned by her because i said she should 'be herself' instead of telling her 'i miss the old you' which instantly kills the romance

>>716438439
It added a bunch of book segments as the "romances", it's extremely bare bones and garbage stuff, but actually modding it into the actual game in dialogues where you genuinely talk to the NPCs in question was doubtlessly too hard given Owlcats terrible code.

>>716438439
>fully fledged
No, not at all. They're basically book events that pop up occasionally and there is pretty much no reactivity with the other romance options
Woljif's romance mod is fully fledged, and it got abandoned

>>716432993
the difference between eldar and humans is not the same as the difference between humans and chimps

eldars THINK that, but note: eldar are the most incompetent space race that has ever lived, and literally created and doomed themselves to hell

half the eldar in rogue trader are so fucking retarded and suicidal, in fact its likely they are all sub 90 iq

>>716438692
Dude, just edit the text yourself, you can do it right now, open the localization file and change it, no need for mods

>>716438737
>and it got abandoned
No it didn't? It got updated for the last dlc. You just want to whine

>>716438191
I always thought the notion of a species becoming so hyper-evolved that they would perceive other clearly sapient species as being literal animals as fucking profoundly retarded. Like how some people think that if aliens were real and came to Earth they would have to be so technologically advanced that Humans wouldn't even registers as something worth acknowledging. Its so fucking stupid and nonsensical to think like that. If ants suddenly started building power plants Humans would fucking notice. The idea that a species would become advanced enough that they literally stop perceiving other less advanced sapient species as sapient is dumb as hell.

>>716438858
Cassia thats racist

>>716438858
kek what the fuck

>>716438861
Abandoned as in it won't add more content, retard. It got updated so it would work with Owlcat's newest patches, similar to Worldcrawl that keeps getting updated so it will work but it won't add more content

>>716438921
they are xenos, anon
don't try to apply human ways of thinking to them

>>716436785
>caste system
>always getting hit by large vehicles
>morons
>never have sex
>constantly annoying everyone else
>barely literate
Deys da biggest and da greenest

>>716438858
as if I needed yet another reason why Cassia is the best girl

>>716438995
Yeah the author didn't want to add more doesn't mean its abandoned. Its a finished mod you raging retard.

>>716438921
You are overthinking this. The Eldar are simply racial supremacists and view the galaxy as rightfully theirs, and everyone else as inferior. Ironically, this is the exact same viewpoint the Imperium has, which is why people who think there can be anything but the most temporary of alliances (with both plotting to stab each other in the back the whole time) between the two are delusional as fuck.

>>716438997
That's a stupid as fuck thing to say when their entire viewpoint is a typically human one.

>>716438921
There are the hyper rich like Bill Gates and those attached to Davos that literally do not see the rest of humanity as being human. They unironically view us as animals to be experimented on and culled at their discreation.

This is not something out of Sci-Fi but something that is happening right now on our very real world.

Is literally ANY space elf technology their own, or did they just lift it all off the corpses of old ones?
Cuz I know damn well that wraithbone & all webway tech wasn't made by them.

Is Golden Dragon still SHIT?
Can I at least get rid of the fucking dragon whiskers on the human model

>>716438394
Correct, but jsut because they must suffer doesnt mean I have to

>>716439473
Is there ANY Empire or Dwarven technology that is their own, or did they just get everything from Cathay? Because I know damn well artillery and gunpowder wasn't created by them.

>>716438421
Yes, Eldar can technically travel in the Warp aboard an Imperial spaceship, but it is extremely rare, risky, and usually only happens under unusual or desperate circumstances. Here’s how it breaks down in Warhammer 40k lore:

Possible – but Uncommon
The Warp is dangerous to Eldar: Since the Fall of the Eldar, their souls are especially vulnerable to Slaanesh, who constantly hungers for them. The Webway was developed as an alternative to Warp travel to avoid that risk.

Traveling the Warp unprotected is a huge risk for Eldar — if they die in the Warp, their soul is almost certainly lost to Slaanesh unless captured in a spirit stone.

Imperial Gellar Fields (used to protect ships from Warp entities) would technically protect an Eldar passenger too. However, they are designed with human souls and psyches in mind, and may not be fully reliable for xenos.

Lore Examples of Eldar on Imperial Ships:
There are a few instances in Black Library novels and lore where Eldar (usually Craftworld or Corsair) individuals have cooperated with humans and may have boarded Imperial vessels.

Inquisitor Eisenhorn and Rogue Traders sometimes deal with Eldar or carry them under special conditions — though not always through Warp jumps.

Yvraine, the Emissary of Ynnead, interacts with Imperials, though she travels mostly via Webway. But it's an example of factions cautiously interacting.

>>716438417
>>716438475
>>716438637
case & point ^^

>>716438439
>Look it up
>No Areelu
It's over

>>716439678
I wasn't aware that Cathay had access to tanks and helicopters powered by Ying and Yang.

>>716439441
I never thought of it that way. True, if even our own kind thinks if us like this, other species would probably be even worse

>>716439685
Eldar will not travel through the Warp on an Imperial ship, period, my dude. That's why you cannot find a single example of it ever happening in lore. Yeah, some Imperium characters have dealt with Eldar, but no Eldar would ever, in a million years, get on board an Imperial ship and go through the Warp, even once, let alone multiple times. It's a glaring plot hole in Rogue Trader and again, it exists because Owlcat were too lazy and wanted to put every single companion in the same area to interact with. They should've just not done Eldar period if that was their setup, they wrote all of them terribly anyways, so it was clearly a bad idea. Should've just done more Imperial characters or even an Ork Freebooter instead.

>>716439942
I don't want to fuck her. Shes a turbo cunt who gets you raped by the rapist elves and her response is "yeah sorry"

>>716440001
Cathay just stopped bothering to develop further since they found other methods of war more effective. Doesn't change the fact they taught both the Empire and the Dwarves everything they know and all Imperial and Dwarven technology can be traced back to knowledge imparted to them from Cathay.

>>716432361 (OP)
go play with chatbots if you want virtual sex

>>716439942
your waifu isn't deep just because she doesn't spread her legs, and there are many reasons to dislike her besides that

>>716440227
>Yeah sorry
lol
lmao
Have you played the game? She doesn't even really apologize, in fact if you get angry at her and call her out on it she insults you some more and leaves. She also refuses to apologize to the rest of your crew who ended up captured and horribly tortured, as well.

>>716436997
Who in their right mind would sleep with her?

>>716440371
Thats her apology on the ship Yrlietard

>>716440371
even if you give her a minimum punishment, she start to act like the victim, the fact that you have to go at gains all logic just to please her is outstanding lmao

>>716440395
There's an easy answer to that question. Note that Owlcat said that certain companions end up together romantically in Rogue Trader and if you pay attention in the ending slides, you can see who ends up with who. And guess who shares the most paired ending slides in the game?

>can't create more Stormtroopers with a bolter bitch
Fuck Russians

>>716439685
Thanks chatgpt, very cool

>>716437497
I might not be able to fix her, but I'll do my best to make her take a shower. If it takes launching a crusade into Nurgle's realm to reclaim her soul so be it.

>>716440601
Yrliet ending up with Marazhai fits perfectly with her retarded teenager elf personality desu. I mean, Marazhai is basically a dark, dangerous, sexyman space vampire prince, and if eldar women are even remotely like human women are with their preferences, Marazhai just has to exist for Yrliet to eventually open her legs for him.

>>716440601
>The only person who'd put up with Yrliet is a massive masochist
ok that fits

>>716440843
is there any logic to let marazhai live? i have played the games two times and each time i just shit talk to him and them kill him

>>716440645
Schola Progenium only accepts orphans of those who have died in service though

>>716440843
Not to mention she doesn't find him repulsive so she can actually get dicked down, a real bonus compared to wasting time placating a dumb mon'keigh with delusions of grandeur who thinks he's somehow different and less disgusting than the rest of his kind.

>>716440952
it's funny
he is genuinely very entertaining

>>716440989
Wrong, they accept children from the nobility and spawn from commissars, stormtroopers, inquisitors and bolter bitches.

>>716440952
No, any reply justifying it you get is just cope from fags and women that want to fuck him

>>716440952
When you meet Marazhai again you're both enslaved, being used as arena entertainment, and you are desperate to escape Commoragh. I actually think it's insane not to take him into the retinue, if you're actually roleplaying your character, revenge can wait, escape takes priority, and he would be an asset on multiple levels in making that escape. And if you pay attention in his dialogue with you, he's just as fucked as you are so he has every reason to help you escape so he can just save his own ass, so there's really no danger of betrayal, for once.

>>716440952
You want to see his content

>>716440952
Yes. For example, I roleplayed as an aloof, arrogant and extremely egomaniacal aristocrat from the get go, that had a fascination towards xenos tech, which is why I tried to get my grubby hands on all xeno stuff, and was quite amiciable towards the Eldar.

The whole shenanigans with the deldar was an annoyance due to the profits it cost, not because my character gave a fuck about the humans the deldar were abducting and torturing. Getting captured into the dark city, again, was at first a great fucking annoyance because I had none of my luxuries, but quickly turned into an opportunity once it became apparent that I might be able to escape, and loot the shit out of the xenotech all around me.
Encountering Marazhai again, after his failed scheming, was a moment of bitter irony, where I could have my vengance on him, not by just crudely killing him on the spot, but by essentially reducing him into just one of the many violent goons at my disposal, this former arrogant and smug eldar aristocrat, now has to serve me in order to survive. What better vengeance could there be, than making him into just another exotic pet in my retinue?

>>716432361 (OP)
You wouldnt get it porn addict.

>>716441302
i have enough with one autistic elf, I don’t need two

btw if we get more chaos on dark heresy i want papa nurgle to be the main enemy, thank you.

>>716441634
Marazhai isn't an autistic retard like Yrliet though, he's actually reasonable and intelligent. He even has enough brains to stop calling you mon'keigh if you ask, which Yrliet is incapable of.

>>716440193
>but muh lore which has been changed a thousand times
I bet you love the female custodes since its part of muh lore now.

>>716441764
>Nurgle
>The most boring Chaos god
Why though? Getting tired of seeing him in every 40K game, too, since he's the "safe" option compared to the other three.

>>716441769
Yeah he's just a murderous asshole that almost killed me and my party instead

>>716441634
Marz isn't autistic. He's witty and make jokes. Hes more likeable than Yrliet even doe hes a rapist murder elf.

>two xenos companions
>both elves
>both extremely BLAMable because one is a cunt retard that gets you stuck in the worst place in the galaxy, while the other one is an evil asshole that manipulated the cunt retard into getting you stuck in the worst place in the galaxy
God I hope Dark Heresy does xenos better than this

>>716441769
>which Yrliet is incapable of
Why lie? If you dont act like a genocidal maniac most eldar you have dialog with will call you elentach.

>>716440395
Is it not noted that she is considered quote attractive by eldar standards? They aren't so far removed from us that there wouldn't be some eldar out their that would see Yrliet and think, I can mend her broken ways.

>>716441837
i world love body horror and plagues on my game good sr

>>716441764
Tzeentch makes more sense, considering you play as a member of the Inquisition and he's all about sneaky conspiracies and shit.

>>716441838
He had his reasons, and they were good ones. No need to take it personally.

>>716441976
>Why lie?
To make his husbando look good compared to Yrliet so people will actually use him

>>716441976
Yrliet doesn't stop calling you mon'keigh throughout the entire game and there is no option to tell her to stop doing it, in one of Marazhais first conversations you can tell him to stop calling you a nigger and he does it. Far more cultured and advanced than Yrliet could ever hope to be.

>>716441967
Only one revealed so far for DH is a kroot mercenary.

>>716441967
I get the feeling that the Corsair will be one of those "our fate is aligned with the Humans so I must help them" type of Eldar while I'm sure Owlcat will find some unique way to make the Kroot girl fucking insufferable for no reason. I hope I'm wrong, though.

>>716442146
>Yrliet doesn't stop calling you mon'keigh throughout the entire game
Again, why lie? She only does that when you click on her, she doesn't actually call you that when speaking to her

>>716442249
>In the middle of a firefight
>Eldar companion randomly shouts "NIGGER" before shooting some guy in the face

>>716441967
i just hope one member is from the alpha legion, it would be so fucking funny

>>716435118
gays are different its highly discouraged if not illegal to be gay in multiple countries

your parents are begging you to get a real life gf in the meantime and you would not get shit for it

>>716442249
Yrlietsimp she calls you monkeigh plenty of times. Mostly when you dont bend over for her. I got called the M word by saying "stay away from the crew if they bother you".

>>716441801
To be fair, the lore saying no female custodes doesn't say it's impossible like the space marines, just that it's not done. GW could have introduced them by having Roberto Gullagulla Island abolish the old tradition of only accepting the sons of earth nobles. They decided to go with the much more retarded option.

>>716442320
>It's the player character

>>716441428
I ,on the other hand, completely get it. Get it that you're a spiritual cuckold, that is.

>>716441989
>Body horror

RT already has the halo device.

>>716442146
Yrliet doesnt stop calling humans mon'keigh not you, she always calls you elentach. Literally the first conversation on board your ship Marazhais tries referring to you as mon'keigh but corrects himself. Likewise the farseer, the warrior on Quartza Tamer and the harlaquin on the eldar wourld in Casias quest all call you elentach if you dont act like a nigger.

>>716442406
I would cum

>>716442339
>gays are different
Because they're freaks yeah

>>716442406
No, John. You are the Alpharius.
And then John was Alpharius.

>>716442414
>youre a cuckold if you dont expect a video game romance to show you full frontal nudity with penetration by the end and instead does something different
Ok porn addict.

>>716437072
>It actively makes the game worse to engage with it and it takes away content, companions, and the writing nosedives, all at the same time. Absolutely atrocious
this sounds like most evil routes in the games I've played desu

>>716442406
> we never get (You)r surname
>it gets reveal later that we are jhon alpahrius

>>716442463
>If you don't act like a righteous servant of the Imperium xenos are a tiny bit nicer to you
You are a pathetic disgrace to all Humanity stands for.

>>716442724
>he says while constantly slobbering Marazhai's balls
The truth is that you should kill both

>>716440193
>even an Ork Freebooter instead
idk why owlcat is so anti-orc when out of all 40k setups rogue trader is probably the one where an orc companion would make the MOST sense

>>716437072
which is surprising coming from the same studio that wrote both the lich and demon path on wotr, most likely ran out of budged and wrote the first shit the trough just to get over it.

>>716442724
>eldar will be slightly nicer to you if you are slightly nicer to them
Yes nigger.

>>716442786
Enslaving a Drukhari and making him your bitch is not the same as eagerly engaging in diplomacy and cooperation with the enemies of humanity. Imagine not wiping out the Eldar on Janus, putting a bullet in Yrliets head, and going on a hunt on Quetza for the glory of the Emperor. Couldn't be me.

>>716442906
lol
lmao
Go kiss a Genestealer Iconocuck, your pathetic ideas have no place in 40K and never will.

>>716442887
>a race as prolific as humanity in 40k, once they are on a planet it's almost impossible to get rid of them
>no ork enemies
>no ork companions

>>716442663
Or was he?

>>716443131
We are all Alpharius, brother.

>>716443074
Owlcat simply do not want to take the time and effort to model them. That's it, that's the reason they're not in the game.

>>716442887
We still have at least 2 more DLCs to go.

>>716443153
Or are we?

>>716442724
>if you aren't a worthless drone for the globohomo empire
FTFY

>>716443178
but they did take time and effort to model other factions that make a lot less sense with the setting of RT...

One last DLC where Chaos Marines join you

A Word Bearers dark apostle who only wants to convert people into worshipping the pantheon, useless in combat
An Alpha Legion sniper who doesn't talk too much and has no visible corruption
An Emperor's Children with no visible mutation but is an open sexpest
A Night Lord who just wants to torture people and hangs out with Mazrahai

>>716443178
I hate this shit. I hate that every companion or race option we get in RPGs are always Humanoid and bipedal. Its so limiting.
Also, its weird that we didn't get a Sslyth companion since they already have them modeled. It probably would be pretty easy for them to add a snek companion.

>>716443178
Thats what I believe

>>716443375
>Also, its weird that we didn't get a Sslyth companion since they already have them modeled
Too busy adding two different flavor of space elves

>>716442669
Who said anything about full frontal nudity? You canonically barely touch the elf and then she fucks off leaving you heirless. You're literally a spiritual cuckold if you romance her.
>B-B-But we MEDIATED together and she promised she'll put me in a crystal!!
Yeah right, as if that's actually gonna happen. The elder would rather feed yirlet directly to shlaanesh at that point rather than to sully their resting place.

>>716442653
Yrlietcucks can't call anyone freaks

>>716443561
>Yrliet out of NOWHERE
Good thing I don't like her then

>>716443259
That really doesn't make sense when globohomo desires the mixture of all races and a destruction of racial identity as a result, so going by that analogue globohomo would be the ones in favor of Eldar cooperation.

>>716443467
Owlkek just likes the space elves

Imagine worshipping a corpse
lol
lmao, even

>>716443660
>the mixture of all races and a destruction of racial identity as a result
That's quite literally what the Imperium is, or all sci-fi settings with aliens in them really

>>716443735
go to fuck youself erebus

>>716443740
there's a lot of diversity in Imperium
almost nobody is a cultureless mystery meat mutt there

>>716442724
>All that humanity stands for
In 40K? Being parasitic cockroaches with horrible lives sentencing one another to fates worse than death for shits and giggles while a sucking the toes of a psyker they call a god?
Not much to see.

>>716442906
>>716443045
Dofmatism, iconocuckism are both retarded choices if you go full through into a single one. Heretical should literally never be used ever. You're a rogue trader so do what you must within non-retardation to further your own goals. Be it walk through fire to purge your soul of demonic forces or have a tea party with xenos filth. Just don't slippery slope into some hole that destroys your legacy. And I repeat NEVER EVER do heretical shit.

>>716443845
Most humans in 40k don't know how to read or write, anon.

>>716443660
>globohomo desires the mixture of all races and a destruction of racial identity as a result
That describes the Imperium perfectly. Everything about the Imperium is about reducing the individual into pawns with no sense of culture or autonomy beyond what is allowed by the elite.
The Emperor is George Soros wearing golden armor.

>>716443847
>Being parasitic cockroaches with horrible lives sentencing one another to fates worse than death for shits and giggles while a sucking the toes of a psyker they call a god?
Funny how you could say this about the Skaven as well and you still wouldn't be wrong.

>>716443937
Yep my utopia

>>716443913
>destroys your legacy
*laughs in NomOS*

>>716443973
I'm fairly certain Emprah had a far different vision for humanity but the Imperium was left rudderless after he got wrecked by Horus
and it only got exponentially worse from there
the Imperium is a rotting corpse, a man that doesn't know he has been dead for millennia

>>716432361 (OP)
Eldar are only for killing and maybe some rape

>>716444212
post the excerpt where he gets assraped by his own marines

>>716443973
That's a retarded comparison and if anything would fit better for the Tau. The emperium is more like a bureaucratic nightmare filled with corrupt retards until most(not all) got purged by girly man. Who at heart is still ultimately a bureaucrat(yuck!). The emperor is barely relevant to the empire at large from a leading direction, he's more akin to an icon that people worship since his not-coma on the shitter.

>>716443735
Imagine worshipping the leftover psychic brain farts of a bunch of dead space toads.
lol
lmao even

>>716443045
>Go kiss a Genestealer
There are worse fates

>>716443660
>destroy beautiful Eldar maiden world and turn it into yet another shitty agri-world
the IoM is peak globohomo. Most of the Fallen Angels didn't even rebel because of Chaos corruption, they were just sick of the Imperium shipping Terran immigrants to Caliban fucking up their home.

>>716444308
t. Fabius Bile

>>716432361 (OP)
>What’s the fucking point?
To sacrifice her soul to slasnesh

>>716444318
They made her unit black in the mobile game lel

>>716442375
This is my biggest concern with it. Custodes can be ageless, 10K+ year old guys with their names literally taking up an entire fucking section of a library and all the books within it. They have a huge tradition of recording names and deeds, are known in the Senate, and are likely the most overpowered Human "group", on a similar level to Primarchs (at least Valdor was basically a Primarch in all but name). There's no fucking justification for
>Oh, nobody happened to remember that there are some 10 foot tall tits as big as your head perfected women just walking around the Imperial Palace, fighting in the Blood Games, going on patrols, or even crossing paths in a commissary or some shit.
Its just not possible. The smartest thing would have been
>Guilliman and Cawl basically "found" some secret scroll in Emp's workshop about how he thought the process may work on female bodies ,so why the fuck not give it a try to bolster the Custodes given their new mission expansion.
but no, they pulled other garbage and that's repugnant.

>>716444449
>10 foot tall tits as big as your head perfected women just walking around the Imperial Palace

>>716433234
>Mutated freak
>navigator

lorelet. warp travel is impossible without them. they are the most sanctioned of sanctioned mutants possible. in fact, romancing her is bad for the imperium because it probably wouldnt produce pureblood navigaor children.

>>716444631
>>716444449
Maybe Goge Vandire has the right idea...

>>716438371
Eldar are a cosmic punching bag, and Owlcat was unfortunately very on-point with it. Still, back during early patches combining Yrliet with pre-nerf Finest Hour felt like I had a lore accurate Eldar in my party. I could hear the heretics screaming like the Replicas from FEAR.
>SHE'S TOO FAST!

>>716444449
>>716444631
I would have been completely fine with Fem-Custodes if they didn't depict them as looking like strongmen contestants post sex-change. Female Custodes should be tall as fuck 10/10 bombshells that can rip a tank in half. Space Marines are the ones that are blocky, ugly blunt instruments of war. Custodes are just perfected Humans.

>>716444745
And yet still a cancerous freak. Who the hell cares if she's sanctioned?

>>716444745
Trannies are legal so I am guessing you'll be fucking one then

>>716444439
You can paint her however you like

>>716445201
Not in Tacticus you can't

>>716445245
yeah but fuck that game

>>716445051
agreed
if they made them gigastacies as I had hoped I wouldn't have had too much of a problem because the Golden Bananas barely have any relevance anyways

1. Fornicating with xenos will get you a death sentence
2. I stopped painting or paying attention when they announced female custodes. Has the company gone bankrupt yet?

>>716445449
>Fornicating with xenos will get you a death sentence
Luckily for Yrlietkeks she won't fornicate with them

>>716445449
>Death sentence
Oh no!
Anyway.

>>716445449
>1. Fornicating with xenos will get you a death sentence
The taboo only makes it hotter. Also Rogue Traders have a Get out of Jail free card from the Emperor saying they can fuck aliens, so deal with it, chump.

>>716445449
Female custodes were in one shitty animation they did for Warhammer+. There is no mention of them in the tabletop or even the Custodes codex where it pretty explicitly says they are all men

>>716445853
Yet.

>>716445853
Wasnt it also in the Spacemarine 2 game? It was so shit I had to delete it pretty early to see it myself.

>>716446063
No

>>716440601
It will never not be funny how Yrliet is the only romance options in their games that actually ends up fucking someone else

>>716432361 (OP)

I kept her around for a while on my heretical playthrough to see if she had an d.eldar path, but she was just kind of a moralfag the entire way through.
The SoB, Jimi Hendrix and her all fucked off just before the last chapter, but despite that, they still chilled out in the lobby outside the big wig's office even when he had already "betrayed" me, and those companions hover text talked about aiding me on my hunt. They never did.
Yrliet would have been better off dying in the encounter with that harlequin fag on the hunting grounds planet. Funny how much heretic bullshit you can pull right in the face of inquisitors, SoBs and spess muhreens and they don't give a shit until the obligatory final chapter breakup.

>>716447496
>Proclaim yourself the new chosen of the edge of daybreak literally the moment you meet Jimmy and fight Aurora
>He just goes O RLY? INTERESTING and never brings it up or acts on it in any way, even when the piece of the blade he is supposed to get from her is casually gone
Owlcat writing, man. Not even once. Laziest shit.

>>716447745
as someone who's working on a rewrite mod for such scenes, how could i fix it?

>>716447867
The only way to lazy cope it would be to have Heinrix inquire about it and allow you to bluff it as wanting to rattle Aurora.
The REAL way would be for Heinrix to basically start planning your assassination immediately. But you know.

>>716432361 (OP)
>>play Rogue Trader for Yrliet
Deserved.

>>716447986
i was thinking of a "Feel"
Like, if you have the Heretic route Aurora can feel the "Oh fuck, the gods are favoring that one more than me" instead of being told about it
And then the shock comes from the machine without her using the knife

>>716448019
It's true. Solomorne actually puts out, much better choice.

>>716448112
>gay sex out of nowhere
Sorry but the rest of the girls do put out and they don't do half the shit Yrliet does, not even Jae

>>716448070
Sensible. Another way would be making the line simply more cryptic, like just saying "your time has passed" instead of "IT IS I, HERETICOOLS THE SNOWFLAKE"

>>716448152
Yeah but do they tag-team with a cyber mastiff in bed? Didn't think so

Sex(and cards) with Kibellah.

Will they actually make a unique dlc companion or will it be more cringe romance bait humans again?

>>716441769

>marazhai
>not autistic and retarded
>meet the guy like 3 times
>every time he demands you entertain him somehow and if you tell him to either fuck off or fight like a man, he just goes BORING and runs away like a pregnant cow
>watch him get into trouble for some reason or another in deldarland, don't really care
>he never gives you sufficient cause to ask if a teamup is viable
>dies like a chump so you can get free stuff from some other annoying deldar fag

I only looked up if he was supposed to have a bigger role later because he had a unique portrait

>>716448548
Hopefully its cringe romance bait aliens instead.

>>716448548
thanks to some QNA not that long ago we know we're getting some Abhuman representation, so maybe we will get an Ogryn?

>>716448859
to romance?

>>716448859
Yes I'm sure they're totally going to release an ogryn DLC when Dark Heresy also has an ogry companion

Xenos gf is a Primarch only privilege.

Bros... I like blue women...

>>716448652
There's no sufficient cause to team up with anyone that's not basically the DLC people and like, Heinrix to be fair.
Abelard is an old fart, Cassia and Pasqal canonically should never leave the boat, Jae lol, Idira lmao, Yrlet KEK, Ulfar is dangerous damaged goods but gets a minor pass if you stretch it
And Argenta's introduction letter is basically hello I am retarded and a failure but I'll probably do better this time

>>716448652
This is why Marazhai should have been an Incubus or something. A Deldar who is just 100% straightforward and at least someone trustworthy would have been kino.
>Oi, Mon'keigh
>I thought the way you fucking killed those people was rad as hell
>I'm sick of dealing with my fellow Drukhari, if you give me money I'll kill stuff for you
>and I won't even betray you for some gay reason and I'll only kill you if you act like a pussy in front of me

>>716448943
Join up Gue'la, we need all the cannon fodder we can get.

>>716448969
>Noooo it makes no sense to use the other companions!
>So you should use the guy who almost killed you instead that makes perfect sense
Maraztards genuinely deserve to be bullied more, I can't think of anyone more retarded than them

>>716448943
>>716449106
Sign me the fuck up.

>>716449081
Ironically unlike Yrlet he doesn't actually betray you.

>>716449141
That is some schizo nonsense if I ever read one. Get some air.

I keep Yrliet around because she’s insurance the other Eldar elements won’t cross me. We’re on good terms but it never hurts to have a hostage, and she was good enough at tracking down that traitor agent that she could be made useful

>>716449171

>>716449660
I see Tau made alloys possess non-Euclidian properties.

>>716449831
Stole it from the Necrons to fulfill a widespread need in the Tau empire.

>>716438421
>Xenos in 40K are deadly threats and have no interest in fraternization whatsoever,
Eldar would happily mingle among humans if it weren't for the Imperium.
Tau are glad to have humans around, except the crazies in the 3rd Sphere.

>>716449590
Bro if you approach other Eldar with Yrliet in tow they're all going to internally go "Oh thank Isha, the autist has a handler", and brother you are not the autist in that situation.

>>716450490
>Eldar would happily mingle among humans if it weren't for the Imperium.
Eldar would happily use humans as meatshields you mean.

>>716450640
>Eldar would happily use Humans as meatdildos you mean
FTFY

>>716450490
>Eldar would happily mingle among humans if it weren't for the Imperium.
lol

>>716449660
I see the Tau developed heat powered armors, they also have two massive stars powering it.

>>716432361 (OP)
This bitch is lucky she's an elf, nobody would like her otherwise.

>>716450640
>>716450693
Pre-Great Crusade there were Eldar who would free slaves from Commoragh and then live alongside them.
One even gets expressly mentioned in HH, when Vulkan and Kurze get sent to "correct" the situation.

>>716450821
Real

>>716450926
And you can simp for the eldar in this game too, still doesn't change the fact that the majority of humans hate them, they're the same

>>716451204
Humans only hate the Eldar because the Imperium ingrained that in them.
Humans outside the Imperium would be ambivalent or even cordial with visiting Eldar.

>>716451359
>Humans outside the Imperium would be ambivalent or even cordial with visiting Eldar.
Until they actually met and talked to one. Eldar are insufferable at the best of times.

How's the assassin chick romance? I ragequit the game after it shat the bed in act 4 to the point I couldn't fix it with toolbox, but I guess I could do another playthrough.

>>716452092
She's obsessed with you and her character arc is as flat as Yrliet's chest.

>>716449081
All they had to do was not make him be the guy that tortures and almost kills you, it really wasn't that complicated

>>716452154
Shame. I really liked WotR romances, and even Kingmaker ones were ok (though only the twins really stood out), but selection in RT is kinda weak, at least on the female side.

>>716452286
>I really liked WotR romances
>but selection in RT is kinda weak

>>716432361 (OP)
killed this xeno bitch instantly
l m a o

>>716452358
I should, by all accounts, like Cassia's romance, but something about it rubs me the wrong way. It is probably the best one in the game, but still in my opinion weaker than any of WotR ones.

That's not how you hold a sword, you colossal retard

Praise Chaos

>>716452456
U sea mon'keigh
Wen hold soward liek dis
Swing vury accrate, for fyer of cuting fingures

>>716450796
Hey, it gets sweaty in those battlesuits.

>>716452443
>rubs me the wrong way
Don't say grooming

>>716452764
No no, that's perfectly fine. I think it's the whole star-crossed lovers thing, while interesting, kinda rustles my jimmies. I'm a real sap at heart when it comes to this shit, so the way the endings play out is not for me.

>Cassia
Disney Princess from Hell
>Jae
Pirate whore
>Yrliet
Fucking waste of a companion slot
>Kibellah
Obsessed stalker
Honestly feels fitting for 40k 'romances'

>>716452848
>star-crossed lovers
You're not, refer to >>716438394

>>716452443
it has no spice, it just a simple "princess on the castle tower" as it could get

>>716453384
Yeah there should be a scene where you find her getting gangbanged to add a bit more spice.

Cassia is ugly tbqh

>taucows
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Is Rogue Trader good if I only like WH Fantasy and not 40k?

>>716448315
>tag-team with a cyber mastiff
That would be more appealing to white femtraders

>>716455221
I didnt know shit about 40k before playing this and I liked it

Its more about "do I like XCOM combat but with RPG party"

>>716453612
I, too, am a homosexual.

>>716452456
reminds me of the early days of tf2 where you could use the wrong weapon with different taunt animations by swapping weapons right when you taunted. you could have the heavy twirling the minigun around his finger

>>716432361 (OP)
>>play Rogue Trader for Yrliet
Major mistake my dude

>>716455191
>1525x1149

Boo you stink.

>>716441967
They should be since they're what the imperium called sanctioned xenos

>>716437072
This is by design, chaos sucks after all.

>>716437564
Heretic should've been a "road to hell paved with good intentions" deal where you get power and the best outcomes but with a slowly mounting debt to pay. They shouldn't be outright heretical until you're already in too deep to back out.

>Nobody likes Eldar
>Dark Eldar are the least popular faction in the game
>Only xenos companions are Eldar and Dark Eldar
>No Ork, no Necron, not even a Tau
Why

>>716458054
because they're advertising things they want you to buy
there's no reason to convince people to like orks, everyone already likes orks

>>716458054
I really can't see a necron squadmate for even the most contrived reason. I could maybe see an ork or tau though

>>716458180
>Advertise one faction by making the most unlikeable companion in the game, and the other with a scumbag most players kill on sight

>>716442171
bro your Eldar corsair?

>>716458256
yes, owlcat and GW are also both retarded in case you didn't notice

>>716448918
are you really expecting them not to cut corners and just copy paste the ogryn under a new name?

What the absolute fuck was Games Workshop thinking????

>>716455221
I love fantasy but never got into 40k and loved this. Having said that, I liked the rogue trader and dark heresy ttrpg books. 40k is pretty cool when it's not space marine focused

>>716458054
I like eldar
Competitive players do too

>>716458972
40k is at its peak when its not space marine related
Its amazing how marines are so one dimensional, you can get bored of them very fucking fast if you are not the jingling keys type

>>716458972
>40k is pretty cool when it's not space marine focused
Its a shame that GW hasn't fucking caught onto this yet.

>>716459990
Because they're only focused on model sales and Space Marine models are what sells the most

>>716459990
Because you're a minority

>>716458305
I meant other than the eldar.New shit, as far as I know Kroot have never been in a non-Dawn of War game. Whereas we got two eldar in RT.

>>716449171
nice but sadly kroot dont skeet

>>716461423
They just haven't meet the right Rogue Trader to make em' skeet.

>>716453294
>Pirate Whore who is brown
So Isabela 2.0

They say a little humility never hurt anyone. I help others by wholeheartedly humiliating them at every step

>>716463216
That sounds like something that the Aasimar guy from WOTR would say.

>>716437046
>one of the first heretic choices(if you have void shadows) is to look up at a statue of the emperor and then literally go "heh I prayed to satan in my mind"

>>716441120
>bolter bitches
They're allowed to marry and have kids?

one last DLC where you meet da Orkz
except the Orkz are all female
and they WHAAAAAAAAAAAG in to the Rogue Trader's bedroom

Ew Tau cuckolds are in the thread now

>>716438153
this post is demented cause i definitely play WotR with like 10 mods installed lol

I unironically like Yrliet and Jae. Is something wrong with me?

And I replaced Argenta with Ulfar since I like having him around more.

>>716463414
The cosmos reward exceptional Gue'la men with Tau wives.

Will Dark Heresy have a tau companion

>>716464120
I feel like the fact that 40% of the companions they've revealed already are aliens and we'll probably get at least 6-7 more companions on top of the 5 we've already seen, I honestly think there's a good chance that we'll get at least 2-3 more xeno companions. I really doubt they'll make the stupid fucking decision to have more than one Eldar, so its very likely that if they did add a companion they would probably be a Tau, as I could see interesting banter between a Tau companion and the Kroot waifu.
If all my dreams came true we'd get a Tau engineer, a Sslyth mercenary and a Freeboota. That would be fucking sweet. Going around with a whole team of different xenos would be so fucking funny.

remember no racemixing

>>716448941
where's my primarch gf?

>>716464623
>6-7 more companions plus the 5 we already have
i do not think this will be compatible with their voice acting initiative. i would expect maybe 2 or 3 more companions, if we're lucky.

>>716463357
It depends on the order, I think. I am not 100 percent on the sisters, I collect ad mech.

>>716463940
This image is NOT CANON!

>>716465130
The 2nd Primarch was unpersoned for being a girl so she fucked off to another galaxy.

>>716450490
>Eldar would happily mingle among humans if they had absolute power over them.
big think

>>716432361 (OP)
>always lies to you
>interrupts you with bullshit 24/7
>betrays you
>wont touch you and freaks out at the thought
>calls your race monkeighs and ugly freaks
>will never fuck you
WTF kind of cuck is into this shit. She's an instant kill for me after finding this shit out.

>>716463357
Who said anything about marrying? They go on insane murdersprees and if they come back to their senses and just so happen to be preggers, it's a gift from The Emperor.

>>716463940
>She fucks black men

>>716466806
Kitten is bronze, not black. That's a Custodes, not a Salamander, dumbass.

>>716463038
I wish. I liked Isabela. I didn't like Jae. Only companion out of the 12 that I couldn't bring myself to like in any way.

>>716467092
Bronze and Gold are not skin colors. Unfortunately.

>>716463379
There are no female Orkz in 40k, anon.

>>716443913
The funniest part of the game to me is that the more you learn about Theodora the bigger the liability that woman turned out to be
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A GENESTEALER CULT ON MY SHIP?! HOW DID THE STUPID BITCH NOT KNOW THIS?

>>716467872
I got spoiled about who killed her and was thinking I would hate said character when that time came. But after learning about all the shit she was doing, all I could think was "good job killing her".

>>716468085
Second playthrough you can see all the hints the game drops as to her killer's identity.

>>716468085
On top of all that she just also kinda ran her ship poorly? I feel like half the shit you have to sort out is basically inherited straight from her neglect.

>>716468147
>>716468175
It's even worse with the DLC. When the scribe starts making all these accusations about what Rogue Traders have done for all these planets, it's hard not to see her side considering all the shit Theodora was doing.

>>716468175
She was an adrenaline junkie, She left the vast majority of the day to day stuff to Abelard. One NPC even acknowledges that as a talent of his; that he effectively ran the protectorate whenever she wasn't around.

>>716432361 (OP)
>40k Eldar romance

Got this simple drawing from Luth themselves in their monthly drawthread. Imagine, Warhammer Fantasy but as a Josei and female gaze centric and written by women and Femporn writers.

What pic related is also based on:
>https://bato.to/series/93073/yandere-ouji-ga-shachiku-onna-no-watashi-o-hanasanai

So yeah, Warhammer Fantasy if written by women, female Mangaka and Josei writers. Mountain loads of Dubcon or rape Femporn doujins featuring possessive yandere-coded ikemen from Nagarond and Har Ganeth or nearly all Vampire Counts, Von Carstien blooded vamps being soft spoken bishies.

>>716468175
That's pretty much the jist of Xavier's little interview.
>Yeah, it's her fault, but it's YOUR problem now.

>>716468518
I mean, there's a reason the warrant vault is on the ship and not safely tucked away on Dargonus. A Rogue Trader's job is to reclaim what was lost when warp storms fucked everything. As an incentive, they get to exploit that shit however they want. Actually MANAGING it is an afterthought.

>>716432361 (OP)
The ideal HumanxXenos romance:

Human Boi and Cute Alien Girl

Jae kept scamming until she finally made it. She's not even an Efreeti, she's a jeeti.

>>716469390
>Human Boi and Cute Alien Girl from a planet where head sized is considered small for breasts.

FTFY

>>716432361 (OP)
>be literal cumslut slaaneshi cultist that fucks dogs
>CAN'T romance her as heretic
wtf is wrong with owlcat?

>>716458942
"make it gay and lame"

>>716471471
The funny thing about Chaos is that they spent two thirds of their time fighting people who are also Chaos.

>>716471471
should I arrest this bitch the first time I meet her or is there any payoff from doing it later
t. just arrived on Janus and got spoiled she's a cultist

>>716471471
Funny thing she was meant to be romance option for heretic char, but it was cut, just like deamonette companion and chaos witch

>>716473251
She has cool interaction in DLC at youre ship, using her slaaneshi powers to shield that Astropath.

>>716464623
I have a feeling they will plug Deathwatch companion, op on paper ? Yes but Speehs Maarines is where the money is. Also dark eldar waifu for coomers if they are smart

>>716455343
You don't know my story and the cyber cocks I'll take

>>716473649
that sounds awfully heretical for a dogmatic playthrough

>can full blown bring daemonhost machines and openly practice heretical rituals in front of the fucking Inquisitor's right hand, a sister of battle and an Arbitrator's pet
>their reaction each separate time is basically I WILL NOT TOLERATE HERESY... EXCEPT RIGHT NOW

Fucking owlcat man

>>716475704
>put daemonhost in ship
>Argenta flips her shit out at you when you do a dialogue on the bridge with her
>can then immediately resume chirpily discussing the Emperor and shit

>>716474012
If you choose her to do that ritual, and yes is big heretic moment, as dogmatic you should just blaam her on janus

>>716476473
As Dogmatic you end up blaaming like half of Janus before you even ask enough questions to justify shooting her in the face, fittingly

>>716448439
sauce?

>>716432582
>Owlkeks are just continuing their honored tradition of blueballing players.
It would be the case if we discussed Argenta (although I still wanted her to be from different Order than basic bitches Martyred Lady).
But in the case of Yrilet Owlcat are simply rewarding players for their taste accordingly

>want to do a femtrader run
>all the male suitors SUCK

>>716478134
your choices for lezzing it up aren't that great either, though at that point I might as well be saying that there's only one good romance in the game.

>>716478134
I like Jimmy's romance, it has that cheesy YA slop vibe

>>716478134
>>all the male suitors SUCK
WRONG

>>716478134
>You will never be bossed around by the cutest commissar ever
why even live
brb dying for the emperor

>>716478134
Black Judge Dredd is surprisingly amusing.

>>716434690
>God-Emperor
>Unlike you, whelp, I once walked the same ground as your Idol. I breathed the same air as him. And I tell you this, without lie or artifice. He never wanted to become what you have made him! He did not wish to be your god-thing. He abhorred such ideals! The slavery of your crippled, blind Imperium would sicken him, if he had eyes to see it.

>>716458054
Could you imagine having a necron overlord or like a chronomancer as a compainon
The banter between Pascual and him would be fucking mint

>>716478962
>They communicate entirely in binharic
>You ask them what they're talking about because you're a vocalcordcuck
>They look at each other and laugh and continue beeping at each other

>>716478134
Both Heinrix and Solomorne are great romances actually. It's the first time Owlkek has bothered writing males that are males in a romance, rather than women wearing skinsuits of men.

>>716436128
>now publisher
I haven't looked into it, but does that explain the Expanse game? Are they just publishing that one and it's being made by someone else?

>>716478798
>coping fedora tippers vs WON bearers

>>716448859
I fucking hate ogryn, always have, such a retarded concept.

>>716479159
Nope they are developing it.
They are also publishing some isometric RPG in medieval Japan setting

>>716479191
>ADBsloppa
>Armless Failure wank

>>716475704
They really need to better the way there is almost 0 reactivity in the game text
You could literally be a psyker in RT and the game would still go "GEEZ IMAGINE THIS SITUATION IF WE HAD A PSYKER IN OUR MIDST RIGHT FUCKING NOW" in important parts

>>716478798
people unironically posting this not knowing fabius was shitting his pants in this moment

>>716480028
>They didn't even bother removing the dialogues where you can ask "how is life as a psyker?" or similar psyker related subjects when you yourself are a psyker
>they just have the character say "uh. how do you not know this? you are a psyker. are you retarded?"
>then proceed to give you the same answer they give every other character origin right after that anyway
RT is THE worst Owlcat has managed to do in terms of reactivity, somehow. The amount of laziness is absurd.

>>716480201
For most people this will be their first 40k encounter, they had to include it for the new players.
They should have made an option to remove those lines if you chose so at the start of the game

>>716480130
>shitting his pants
Not exactly, All his organs were shutting down under Slaanesh gaze yet he still had spine to remain GC-era atheist

>>716463357
>They're allowed to marry
They're not, they consider themselves "brides" of the Emperor even though they started out as a literal harem for the most corrupt High Lord & Ecclesiarch in the Imperium's history.
>and have kids
Depends on the order but those that do surrender their child and that kid eventually ends up in the Schola Progenium, it's much more common among non-militant orders than frontline bolter bitches but the latter still does happen. They are heavily encouraged to be chaste and not have any romantic attachments by default.

40k elves aren't the same as Warhammer Fantasy elves

Even in the new lore Girlyman's Eldar ambassador hates being in Terra because it's literally Nurgle's domain

In Fantasy there's Teclis, the Phoenix Kang and a few unnamed High Elves who like working with other Order factions even if they truly believe that they're high and mighty

>>716481885
Teclis is funny because he's a dweeb compared to his brother but he manages to accidentally seduce most human women.

>>716481994
Everyone fucks human women in that setting

But the only men who can and had sex with elves are Norscan BVLLS who constantly creampie Morathi and her sorceress coven

An Empire/Bretonnian knight won't even get the time of day from an average High Elf lady

>>716432361 (OP)
WTF, anyone let her live ?
Maybe you dont kill idris also XD
What a shitty runs lol

>>716481994
I love Teclis because the dickery he did to everyone, including his brother, probably made Tzeentch blush.

>>716455641
3059x2294? As the Architect Pierce Brosnan would say needs to be bigger. Darius on arcade was on two screens owo

>>716481885
Yrilet is a perfect example of the drastic difference between Fantasy and 40k settings
>passive agressive
>stupid
>cannot hold banter
Meanwhile Fantasy elf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yD6N2fOTjI

>>716482180
>Norscan BVLLS
>at the end of their journey to Ultuan Norscan warlord was wondering how many of his men reach the island because elves were fucking them to death

>>716438195
>pic
Sounds emotionally-exhausting as fuck.

>>716436785
Indeed saar

>>716432361 (OP)
>>play Rogue Trader for Yrliet
My condolences

>>716443045
>>716444318
>kissing purpleheads
Lol, lmao

>>716484179
>mocking the best ending
bruh

>>716484448
You ain't fuckin' that Sire pussy, anon.

>>716432983
>Mindfucks everyone around her to death
>The only people she hasn't are two borderline insane psykers who build an entire space station around her to use for experiments
>Player kills everyone she's ever known and at least 50% of her "father figures"
>Immediately forced into service on the players ship
>Basically the first conversation you have with her after all this happens you have the option to say you wanna cum in her third eye
>Immediately acquiesces and is ravenous for player dick
"Superior" lol. /v/'s favourite waifus are always the most poorly written, two-dimensional, wish-fulfilment characters. Pic also related.

>>716432361 (OP)
straight men bad

>>716484958
>he's still seething and forcing his meme
You've been told already that Cassia has a dedicated hatred path where she hates you, stay mad because the pure and demure girl is popular, fag

>>716480201
No, not really, not when Kingmaker outright had no reactivity at all

>>716432361 (OP)
>play Rogue Trader for romance
That's your problem OP. The point is probably to get you frustrated enough so that you haul your arse outside the door.

>>716479105
How is Lann not a man?
>but he's le awkward incel
A man yeah

>>716448652
>>he never gives you sufficient cause to ask if a teamup is viable
Yeah it's not like at that moment player stucked in the interdemensional hellhole with no way to escape

>>716440193
>That's why you cannot find a single example of it ever happening in lore
You sure?
>and go through the Warp, even once, let alone multiple times.
Lorelet?

Tbh Genestealers in the Koronus doesn't look like a big deal especially after Fall of Cadia, Kibellah DLC should've had different antagonists. Either Homos Novus (same modus operandi as GSC) or Amaranthine Syndicate.

>>716486620

>>716488585
Also, 3-4th edition novel about Farseer and Exarch traveling aboard of RT ship to the Eye of Terror

I got funny feelings in my tummy when Pasqal opened up his robes.

>>716488870
It's called nausea towards expired flesh.

>>716483974
>gothic arch squat toilet
kino

>>716486072
Kingmaker still had better dialogue options than RT or Wrath

>>716440193
>That's why you cannot find a single example of it ever happening in lore. Yeah, some Imperium characters have dealt with Eldar, but no Eldar would ever, in a million years, get on board an Imperial ship and go through the Warp, even once, let alone multiple times. It's a glaring plot hole in Rogue Trader and again, it exists because Owlcat were too lazy
An Eldar Farseer, Natase, accompanied Guilliman on his crusade for 10+ years. That's recent lore.
God, I hate secondaries and lorelets that Warhammer vidya breeds.

>>716491548
cute male eldar you posted

>>716491548
>God, I hate secondaries and lorelets that Warhammer vidya breeds.
Okay then what are you doing here?

>>716491931
/tg/ has gone further down the shitter methinks.

>i'm not chaos corrupted! i just use demons and demonic power, and use a sword that is a demon and have chaos demons make all my shit and live in the warp and do things that benifit the chaos gods and work with people who worship them!
his big defining character moment is going to be him realizing he was a pawn like horus the whole time isn't it?

>>716432361 (OP)
the point is that wh40k is for faggots

>>716492501
funny how your in a 40k thread then

>>716492390
Abaddon is literally just Archaeon in space
in 30 years they will use him to kill big E which will release a giant psychic backlash that turns the galaxy into Age of Sigmar (unironically), finally uniting Fantasy and 40K forever under one godawful banner

>>716492702
Ain't that supposed to be Horus since he's the closest to bring imperium down unlike failbaddon with his 13th time hissy fit only resulted in cicatrix maledictum which greatly empower emprah instead

>>716491548
You'd think after two decades of Black Library vomiting out elf-smooching Ultramarine content these people would realize that the "Eldar would never do that!" argument died around the time Phil Kelly started writing fanfic. Natase is just the tip of the pointed-ear iceberg. There’s literally a Harlequin that ran around with Inquisitors in the 3rd edition era. Hell, even older Farseers used to pal around with humans when the narrative needed it. But no, Owlcat writes one confused elf that doesn't immediately stab the first mon-keigh it sees and the lorelets go into catatonic seizures.

>>716493508
Horus chugged the chaos god kool-aid though unlike Archaon and Abaddon

>>716433021
You'd get used to it, just like farm workers do

>>716494347
>There’s literally a Harlequin that ran around with Inquisitors in the 3rd edition era.
Even better, in the 3rd edition there was a mention of Harlequins accepting humans to become Death Jesters. It was a wild time.

>>716492368
so you spend your time in an even worse cesspit that is /v/? seriously nigger?

>>716432361 (OP)
Post the uncropped image coward

>Xenos that aren't either orks or necrons

>>716499013
Not exactly sure how you could spin a Nucron companion. Then again Nomos existed as a plot important NPC
Freeboota Orkz are easy. Disposable mercs and what not.

>>716442339
what are you even rambling about