>just good friends
Shinzo-sama.. we failed you

>>716434035 (OP)
Cuz he has a baby girl with Pauline.

>>716434035 (OP)
Yes, he literally gets friendzoned by her at the end of Odyssey. Do you retards even play the games you cry about?

Lakitu has fucking SNAPPED

>>716434035 (OP)

>Heya, kids! It's-a me, Mario! I just got done havin' some hot baby makin' pasta lasanga sex with Princess Peach!

i dont think they can have kids together, peach isnt human

Peach belongs to bowser anyway

>>716436076
this, she is a demonic mushroom-type creature using the guise of a human

>Will fuel a new wave of Peach giving rimjobs to Bowsers
I fail to see the problem here.

>>716436441
No it's the age of Pauline

Die Mareachers

She won the Mario bowl.

>>716434035 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA

>>716438464
Built for DK Cock

mario bros..

Canon
https://youtu.be/2np28mC5dYg?si=V7u8dvXyB_uwb6Iu

>>716434035 (OP)
Mario was never going to score Peach. This was foreseen as early as 1986, where Mario was cucked by the dog who was actually a prince. Them being just good friends is nothing new.

>>716439374
Pfffft

>>716434035 (OP)
Because Peach's stool smell really bad, I understand Mario

Miyamoto only made that statement because it's reflective of his highschool days when he had a crush on a girl and when people asked what they were, she said that they were "just friends" despite all his advances.
Even though he's been long married with a wife and has kids this still haunts him which is why he's so obsessed with keeping things kid friendly. He retreats to his childhood and made his entire life around it as a cope.
You cannot convince me otherwise.

>>716439374
Yeah no, only Mareachers and cuck porn addicts like you frame this as 'cucking' 1 for your own shitposting purposes and 2 because thats the only way they could make a ship that was based on an adult guy delusionaly fantasizing over a 16yo girl seem wholesome and like a lost opportunity in this universe of Mario

Not the princes fault some dude older than her age is crushing on his literal fiancée

>>716440438
pic related

>>716434035 (OP)
Given NTR is wildly profitable in Japan it makes sense they come out publicly and essentially make Mario a cuck. Sonic bros we need to get the Nintendcuck artwork/slop in full production

>>716440716
It's the age of Pauline, fuck off with your ugly tranny artist and monster fetish

I think what annoys me is that this more or less confirms Mario has been sterilized of any character moving forward.

Marinebros, the plan is coming together.

>>716440278
Somehow this anon is correct.

>>716441270
New Donk man knows when he sees a New Donk woman.

>>716434035 (OP)
Wasnt that "peach & Mario are good friends" thing from months ago on Nintendo's site? Why are people just now sperging about it?

>>716434035 (OP)

>>716441270
>>716442851
What the fuck are these artstyles

>>716447694
>>716440278
Just friends

>>716446012
I think because it appeared in the Nintendo Today! app the other day.