Thread 716434035

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Anonymous 7/25/2025, 10:31:49 PM No.716434035 >>716434114 >>716435442 >>716435876 >>716438673 >>716439374 >>716439887 >>716440716 >>716446012 >>716447694

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>just good friends
Shinzo-sama.. we failed you

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 10:32:58 PM No.716434114

>>716434035 (OP)
Cuz he has a baby girl with Pauline.

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 10:33:43 PM No.716434169

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Anonymous 7/25/2025, 10:50:55 PM No.716435442

>>716434035 (OP)
Yes, he literally gets friendzoned by her at the end of Odyssey. Do you retards even play the games you cry about?

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 10:53:45 PM No.716435624

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Lakitu has fucking SNAPPED

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 10:57:32 PM No.716435876

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>>716434035 (OP)

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 10:58:24 PM No.716435935

>Heya, kids! It's-a me, Mario! I just got done havin' some hot baby makin' pasta lasanga sex with Princess Peach!

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:00:23 PM No.716436076 >>716436358

i dont think they can have kids together, peach isnt human

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:02:28 PM No.716436216

Peach belongs to bowser anyway

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:04:36 PM No.716436358

>>716436076
this, she is a demonic mushroom-type creature using the guise of a human

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:06:02 PM No.716436441 >>716438338

>Will fuel a new wave of Peach giving rimjobs to Bowsers
I fail to see the problem here.

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:34:17 PM No.716438338

>>716436441
No it's the age of Pauline

Die Mareachers

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:35:49 PM No.716438464 >>716438758

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She won the Mario bowl.

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:38:39 PM No.716438673

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>>716434035 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:39:51 PM No.716438758

>>716438464
Built for DK Cock

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:40:14 PM No.716438794

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mario bros..

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:44:05 PM No.716439075

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Canon
https://youtu.be/2np28mC5dYg?si=V7u8dvXyB_uwb6Iu

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:48:23 PM No.716439374 >>716439543 >>716440438

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>>716434035 (OP)
Mario was never going to score Peach. This was foreseen as early as 1986, where Mario was cucked by the dog who was actually a prince. Them being just good friends is nothing new.

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:50:47 PM No.716439543

>>716439374
Pfffft

Anonymous 7/25/2025, 11:55:26 PM No.716439887

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>>716434035 (OP)
Because Peach's stool smell really bad, I understand Mario

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:00:25 AM No.716440278 >>716442031 >>716448091

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Miyamoto only made that statement because it's reflective of his highschool days when he had a crush on a girl and when people asked what they were, she said that they were "just friends" despite all his advances.
Even though he's been long married with a wife and has kids this still haunts him which is why he's so obsessed with keeping things kid friendly. He retreats to his childhood and made his entire life around it as a cope.
You cannot convince me otherwise.

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:02:42 AM No.716440438 >>716440529

>>716439374
Yeah no, only Mareachers and cuck porn addicts like you frame this as 'cucking' 1 for your own shitposting purposes and 2 because thats the only way they could make a ship that was based on an adult guy delusionaly fantasizing over a 16yo girl seem wholesome and like a lost opportunity in this universe of Mario

Not the princes fault some dude older than her age is crushing on his literal fiancée

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:03:45 AM No.716440529

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>>716440438
pic related

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:06:10 AM No.716440716 >>716440784

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>>716434035 (OP)
Given NTR is wildly profitable in Japan it makes sense they come out publicly and essentially make Mario a cuck. Sonic bros we need to get the Nintendcuck artwork/slop in full production

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:07:07 AM No.716440784

>>716440716
It's the age of Pauline, fuck off with your ugly tranny artist and monster fetish

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:10:10 AM No.716440987

I think what annoys me is that this more or less confirms Mario has been sterilized of any character moving forward.

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:14:03 AM No.716441270 >>716442851 >>716447792

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Marinebros, the plan is coming together.

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:24:16 AM No.716442031

>>716440278
Somehow this anon is correct.

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 12:35:00 AM No.716442851 >>716447792

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>>716441270
New Donk man knows when he sees a New Donk woman.

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:22:54 AM No.716446012 >>716448578

>>716434035 (OP)
Wasnt that "peach & Mario are good friends" thing from months ago on Nintendo's site? Why are people just now sperging about it?

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:48:16 AM No.716447694 >>716448091

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>>716434035 (OP)

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:49:55 AM No.716447792

>>716441270
>>716442851
What the fuck are these artstyles

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:54:43 AM No.716448091

>>716447694
>>716440278
Just friends

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 2:01:33 AM No.716448578

>>716446012
I think because it appeared in the Nintendo Today! app the other day.