This cheeky brat walks up to you and says "Woomy!" - /v/ (#716434282) [Archived: 76 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:35:11 PM No.716434282
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How do you respond?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:36:36 PM No.716434392
>>716434282 (OP)
instant_loss
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:38:24 PM No.716434535
>A drawing of what?
Replies: >>716435272 >>716437124 >>716439214 >>716439846 >>716440067 >>716440232
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:38:58 PM No.716434586
look for yebby instead
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:39:42 PM No.716434642
booyah fellow squid
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:39:56 PM No.716434662
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Hey kid, introduce me to your mother.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:40:55 PM No.716434739
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>>716434282 (OP)
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, INSIGNIFICANT SEA CREATURE!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:41:15 PM No.716434760
>>716434282 (OP)
Throw her into water and watch her dissolve.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:43:12 PM No.716434896
isn't this squid a kid suddenly?
Replies: >>716436940
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:43:31 PM No.716434926
>>716434282 (OP)
Bring out the salt
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:45:26 PM No.716435063
>>716434282 (OP)
I probably get a massive erection as it is usually what happens when I see an erotic female child.
Replies: >>716436665
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:45:45 PM No.716435089
>>716434282 (OP)
Squids smell fucking rank.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:46:59 PM No.716435167
>>716434282 (OP)
Kiss her feet
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:47:58 PM No.716435229
2025-06-26_@user1029373637272_7520273197535792386.mp4_snapshot_00.09.400
Replies: >>716436652 >>716437570 >>716440386
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:48:37 PM No.716435272
>>716434535
out of 10
Replies: >>716436826
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:50:30 PM No.716435420
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Replies: >>716437571
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:51:01 PM No.716435449
>>716434282 (OP)
Shoot my ink in her woomby
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:52:31 PM No.716435537
I have "a drawing of what" fatigue
Replies: >>716435861
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:55:04 PM No.716435707
>>716434282 (OP)
Honestly? I keep walking without saying anything, then I adjust my earphones to imply I simply cannot hear them so as to not seem rude. the same as when any stranger walks up to me and tries to talk to me
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:56:13 PM No.716435782
>>716434282 (OP)
I pat her gently on the butt.
Replies: >>716435847
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:57:02 PM No.716435847
>>716435782
If you spanked an Inkling, would their entire body jiggle?
Replies: >>716436912 >>716437012
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:57:13 PM No.716435861
>>716435537
A fatigue of what?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:01:18 PM No.716436138
>>716434282 (OP)
Well bloop-blop shloop-shop to you too, young lady
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:04:56 PM No.716436382
>>716434282 (OP)
Cold squid kid hands
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:06:06 PM No.716436452
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>>716434282 (OP)
Challenge her to a splat zones match, duh
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:06:43 PM No.716436489
>>716434282 (OP)
I show her my thingy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:19 PM No.716436613
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1751733079006578
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squid feet
Replies: >>716436865
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:50 PM No.716436651
DSC_0007-002
DSC_0007-002
md5: 97b0452e75a80ec8bf4cd112d168338c🔍
>SHUT
>THE FUCK
>UP
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:51 PM No.716436652
>>716435229
I didn't realize women where supposed to be tall and hairy.
Replies: >>716437216 >>716438207 >>716441135
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:09:03 PM No.716436665
>>716435063
Yes, we guys are attracted to girls of any age, but we are not supposed to be doing that.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:09:08 PM No.716436675
>>716434282 (OP)
Damn brat!!
Deserves splatting!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:11:16 PM No.716436813
octo run
octo run
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VEEMO
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:11:23 PM No.716436826
>>716435272
>suddenly
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:12:05 PM No.716436865
>>716436613
Shouldn't they be all covered by suction cups?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:12:50 PM No.716436912
>>716435847
yes, no bones about it!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:16 PM No.716436940
>>716434896
>suddenly
Replies: >>716437094 >>716437123
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:14:28 PM No.716437012
>>716435847
There's other things you can do really hard that make them jiggle too.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:15:51 PM No.716437094
>>716436940
>out of tentacles
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:16:11 PM No.716437123
>>716436940
>squiddenly
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:16:11 PM No.716437124
>>716434535
a squid
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:17:45 PM No.716437216
>>716436652
made me kek
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:20:44 PM No.716437401
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They may be boneless, but they're still sensitive, please be gentle.
Replies: >>716438992
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:23:21 PM No.716437570
>>716435229
>sexual dimorphism preference = pedophilia
never mind female teachers raping kids at a 100:1 ratio
Replies: >>716440212
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:23:21 PM No.716437571
>>716435420
lickable bellybutton and pudgy tummy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:24:38 PM No.716437657
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Replies: >>716438223
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:26:02 PM No.716437743
>>>/e/
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:30:37 PM No.716438064
squid pussy
Replies: >>716438425
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:32:10 PM No.716438178
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splatoon on pc when
Replies: >>716438592 >>716438959 >>716439050 >>716439589
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:32:40 PM No.716438207
>>716436652
They kind of are meant to be hairy, though.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:32:46 PM No.716438223
>>716437657
Why still no Splatoon anime about their weekly silly hijinks, with inklings being all silly and octolings being cool?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:33:46 PM No.716438303
>>716434282 (OP)
Why does the video game board want me to masturbate so much?
Replies: >>716438760
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:34:33 PM No.716438367
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splatoon~21
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Sex with the new mechanic squid
Replies: >>716439282
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:35:20 PM No.716438425
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>>716438064
Replies: >>716439509
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:36:19 PM No.716438502
>force girl wear shoes for the maximum over aroma
Replies: >>716438630
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:37:29 PM No.716438592
>>716438178
>splatoon on pedo cock when
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:37:58 PM No.716438630
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>>716438502
Replies: >>716438716
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:39:15 PM No.716438716
>>716438630
Hold on though, he's spittin.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:39:51 PM No.716438760
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>>716438303
Idk, why is there a Nintendo game with kids in spats shooting fluids at each other?
Replies: >>716438834 >>716438953 >>716440364
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:40:48 PM No.716438834
>>716438760
because they cooked
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:42:19 PM No.716438953
>>716438760
you joke but the devs are very obviously and somewhat openly horny about their cephalopods. reminds me of that interview a while back that had to be "re-translated" because twitter got upset about the guy talking about the different appeals of the inklings and octos maturity-wise
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:42:21 PM No.716438959
>>716438178
why is qucy there?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:42:48 PM No.716438992
>>716437401
They can shrug off explosions. I don't think anything I can do can seriously hurt them. Hell, they need to be gentle with me.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:43:45 PM No.716439050
>>716438178
I wanna nibble on their ears.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:46:04 PM No.716439214
>>716434535
suddenly
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:46:58 PM No.716439282
splatoon mechanics final
splatoon mechanics final
md5: 455372e87ba7e1b3138dab079aa043b0🔍
>>716438367
Imagine the smell.
Replies: >>716440321
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:50:23 PM No.716439509
>>716438425
sex
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:51:20 PM No.716439589
>>716438178
Never ever
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:53:21 PM No.716439745
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>>716434282 (OP)
Lift her on my lap and pet her head and butt.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:54:43 PM No.716439846
>>716434535
Drawing of a cartoon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:56:28 PM No.716439981
sweaty squid armpits
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:57:38 PM No.716440067
>>716434535
>anon are you SHOOTING people?
>it's just a game, man.
>a game about WHAT, hmm?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:59:33 PM No.716440212
>>716437570
>Wasn't one of those lucky grade school aged boys
I sometimes question why I choose to keep living
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:59:46 PM No.716440232
>>716434535
A primordial creature
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:00:00 AM No.716440251
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>>716434282 (OP)
*splats you're ass*
Replies: >>716440331 >>716441346
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:01:05 AM No.716440321
>>716439282
Do women REALLY wear NO BRA when working on machinery
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:01:14 AM No.716440331
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>>716440251
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:01:41 AM No.716440364
>>716438760
simple but sexo swimsuit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:01:56 AM No.716440386
>>716435229
It's funny when women pretend they have anything interesting or witty to say
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:07:48 AM No.716440838
god i love squiggas
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:09:56 AM No.716440978
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:12:09 AM No.716441135
>>716436652
They are. It's just that we've been selecting for neotenous female features since we've been Neanderthals.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:15:07 AM No.716441346
>>716440251
Do squid holes really look like that???
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:17:36 AM No.716441548
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>>716434282 (OP)
Woomies are fucking cute
Replies: >>716442160
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:25:47 AM No.716442160
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29cb804d64de9f1b0eaa10398e5edc4e
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>>716441548
Cute and bratty