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Anonymous No.716434282 >>716434392 >>716434739 >>716434760 >>716434926 >>716435063 >>716435089 >>716435167 >>716435449 >>716435707 >>716435782 >>716436138 >>716436382 >>716436452 >>716436489 >>716436675 >>716438303 >>716439745 >>716440251 >>716441548
This cheeky brat walks up to you and says "Woomy!"
How do you respond?
Anonymous No.716434392
>>716434282 (OP)
instant_loss
Anonymous No.716434535 >>716435272 >>716437124 >>716439214 >>716439846 >>716440067 >>716440232
>A drawing of what?
Anonymous No.716434586
look for yebby instead
Anonymous No.716434642
booyah fellow squid
Anonymous No.716434662
Hey kid, introduce me to your mother.
Anonymous No.716434739
>>716434282 (OP)
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, INSIGNIFICANT SEA CREATURE!
Anonymous No.716434760
>>716434282 (OP)
Throw her into water and watch her dissolve.
Anonymous No.716434896 >>716436940
isn't this squid a kid suddenly?
Anonymous No.716434926
>>716434282 (OP)
Bring out the salt
Anonymous No.716435063 >>716436665
>>716434282 (OP)
I probably get a massive erection as it is usually what happens when I see an erotic female child.
Anonymous No.716435089
>>716434282 (OP)
Squids smell fucking rank.
Anonymous No.716435167
>>716434282 (OP)
Kiss her feet
Anonymous No.716435229 >>716436652 >>716437570 >>716440386
Anonymous No.716435272 >>716436826
>>716434535
out of 10
Anonymous No.716435420 >>716437571
Anonymous No.716435449
>>716434282 (OP)
Shoot my ink in her woomby
Anonymous No.716435537 >>716435861
I have "a drawing of what" fatigue
Anonymous No.716435707
>>716434282 (OP)
Honestly? I keep walking without saying anything, then I adjust my earphones to imply I simply cannot hear them so as to not seem rude. the same as when any stranger walks up to me and tries to talk to me
Anonymous No.716435782 >>716435847
>>716434282 (OP)
I pat her gently on the butt.
Anonymous No.716435847 >>716436912 >>716437012
>>716435782
If you spanked an Inkling, would their entire body jiggle?
Anonymous No.716435861
>>716435537
A fatigue of what?
Anonymous No.716436138
>>716434282 (OP)
Well bloop-blop shloop-shop to you too, young lady
Anonymous No.716436382
>>716434282 (OP)
Cold squid kid hands
Anonymous No.716436452
>>716434282 (OP)
Challenge her to a splat zones match, duh
Anonymous No.716436489
>>716434282 (OP)
I show her my thingy
Anonymous No.716436613 >>716436865
squid feet
Anonymous No.716436651
>SHUT
>THE FUCK
>UP
Anonymous No.716436652 >>716437216 >>716438207 >>716441135
>>716435229
I didn't realize women where supposed to be tall and hairy.
Anonymous No.716436665
>>716435063
Yes, we guys are attracted to girls of any age, but we are not supposed to be doing that.
Anonymous No.716436675
>>716434282 (OP)
Damn brat!!
Deserves splatting!!
Anonymous No.716436813
VEEMO
Anonymous No.716436826
>>716435272
>suddenly
Anonymous No.716436865
>>716436613
Shouldn't they be all covered by suction cups?
Anonymous No.716436912
>>716435847
yes, no bones about it!
Anonymous No.716436940 >>716437094 >>716437123
>>716434896
>suddenly
Anonymous No.716437012
>>716435847
There's other things you can do really hard that make them jiggle too.
Anonymous No.716437094
>>716436940
>out of tentacles
Anonymous No.716437123
>>716436940
>squiddenly
Anonymous No.716437124
>>716434535
a squid
Anonymous No.716437216
>>716436652
made me kek
Anonymous No.716437401 >>716438992
They may be boneless, but they're still sensitive, please be gentle.
Anonymous No.716437570 >>716440212
>>716435229
>sexual dimorphism preference = pedophilia
never mind female teachers raping kids at a 100:1 ratio
Anonymous No.716437571
>>716435420
lickable bellybutton and pudgy tummy
Anonymous No.716437657 >>716438223
Anonymous No.716437743
>>>/e/
Anonymous No.716438064 >>716438425
squid pussy
Anonymous No.716438178 >>716438592 >>716438959 >>716439050 >>716439589
splatoon on pc when
Anonymous No.716438207
>>716436652
They kind of are meant to be hairy, though.
Anonymous No.716438223
>>716437657
Why still no Splatoon anime about their weekly silly hijinks, with inklings being all silly and octolings being cool?
Anonymous No.716438303 >>716438760
>>716434282 (OP)
Why does the video game board want me to masturbate so much?
Anonymous No.716438367 >>716439282
Sex with the new mechanic squid
Anonymous No.716438425 >>716439509
>>716438064
Anonymous No.716438502 >>716438630
>force girl wear shoes for the maximum over aroma
Anonymous No.716438592
>>716438178
>splatoon on pedo cock when
Anonymous No.716438630 >>716438716
>>716438502
Anonymous No.716438716
>>716438630
Hold on though, he's spittin.
Anonymous No.716438760 >>716438834 >>716438953 >>716440364
>>716438303
Idk, why is there a Nintendo game with kids in spats shooting fluids at each other?
Anonymous No.716438834
>>716438760
because they cooked
Anonymous No.716438953
>>716438760
you joke but the devs are very obviously and somewhat openly horny about their cephalopods. reminds me of that interview a while back that had to be "re-translated" because twitter got upset about the guy talking about the different appeals of the inklings and octos maturity-wise
Anonymous No.716438959
>>716438178
why is qucy there?
Anonymous No.716438992
>>716437401
They can shrug off explosions. I don't think anything I can do can seriously hurt them. Hell, they need to be gentle with me.
Anonymous No.716439050
>>716438178
I wanna nibble on their ears.
Anonymous No.716439214
>>716434535
suddenly
Anonymous No.716439282 >>716440321
>>716438367
Imagine the smell.
Anonymous No.716439509
>>716438425
sex
Anonymous No.716439589
>>716438178
Never ever
Anonymous No.716439745
>>716434282 (OP)
Lift her on my lap and pet her head and butt.
Anonymous No.716439846
>>716434535
Drawing of a cartoon
Anonymous No.716439981
sweaty squid armpits
Anonymous No.716440067
>>716434535
>anon are you SHOOTING people?
>it's just a game, man.
>a game about WHAT, hmm?
Anonymous No.716440212
>>716437570
>Wasn't one of those lucky grade school aged boys
I sometimes question why I choose to keep living
Anonymous No.716440232
>>716434535
A primordial creature
Anonymous No.716440251 >>716440331 >>716441346
>>716434282 (OP)
*splats you're ass*
Anonymous No.716440321
>>716439282
Do women REALLY wear NO BRA when working on machinery
Anonymous No.716440331
>>716440251
Anonymous No.716440364
>>716438760
simple but sexo swimsuit
Anonymous No.716440386
>>716435229
It's funny when women pretend they have anything interesting or witty to say
Anonymous No.716440838
god i love squiggas
Anonymous No.716440978
Anonymous No.716441135
>>716436652
They are. It's just that we've been selecting for neotenous female features since we've been Neanderthals.
Anonymous No.716441346
>>716440251
Do squid holes really look like that???
Anonymous No.716441548 >>716442160
>>716434282 (OP)
Woomies are fucking cute
Anonymous No.716442160
>>716441548
Cute and bratty