Thread 716434676 - /v/ [Archived: 102 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:40:05 PM No.716434676
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>Die Hardman
> Heartman
> Deadman
> Armpitsman

What the fuck is up with Kojima naming?
Will he name Death Stranding 3 female characters "Notman"?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:42:54 PM No.716434868
>>716434676 (OP)
you forgot motherman
Replies: >>716435660
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:49:56 PM No.716435376
>>716434676 (OP)
t.OPfagman
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:51:13 PM No.716435459
Have sex (on a beach)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:52:00 PM No.716435502
Dick Suckman
Replies: >>716436587
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:53:10 PM No.716435582
>>716434676 (OP)
Still goty
Reddit Expedition 33 and game for literal babies bananza eat your heart out
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:54:20 PM No.716435660
>>716434868
DS3 will introduce new black character - Mothafuckaman
Replies: >>716440765
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:59:15 PM No.716435995
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>>716434676 (OP)
>trans character
>Ms. Notman
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:03:22 PM No.716436267
You now remember Hot Coldman from Peacewalker
Replies: >>716436880
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:04:37 PM No.716436359
>>716434676 (OP)
My name is Wo. Wo Notman.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:06:08 PM No.716436454
>>716434676 (OP)
He merely took Japanese naming conventions and put them in English. In Japanese stories you will have a character whose name contains the kanji for "sword" and the character is the best swordsman or a character with a contradictory name like the surname is something about winter but the main name has something to do with spring to indicate the character doesn't fit in their family, etc.

Die Hardman is the worst of all the names and it was 100 % intended to be a reference to the movie Die Hard.

Also, Sam gets a lot of shit because idiots think he's actually called "Sam Porter Bridges" when in reality his legal name is "Sam Strand", he says throughout the game that he wants to be called "Sam" (because he cut all ties with his family) and "Sam Porter Bridges" is not actually his name, it's his job title as a porter for Bridges.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:06:37 PM No.716436483
>>716434676 (OP)
cockman...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:06:47 PM No.716436494
>>716435995
Mr. Notman
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:00 PM No.716436587
>>716435502
>Dick Suckman
<(Geoff Keighley)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:07 PM No.716436597
>>716434676 (OP)
SNIIIIIFFFFFFF
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:09:59 PM No.716436726
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:10:54 PM No.716436789
babadzaki is a passive gay that was fked by norman reedus
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:11:01 PM No.716436794
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:12:03 PM No.716436862
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:12:18 PM No.716436880
>>716436267
They call me......deep throat....
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:12:56 PM No.716436918
I played a fair amount of DS2 at a friend's house the other day and I had a good time with it. Is DS1 worth playing if I want DS2 but don't have a PS5?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:01 PM No.716436923
>>716436454
Kojima is such a retard.
I loved MGS.
But he's a pretentious celeb cock sucking retard.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:04 PM No.716436925
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:35 PM No.716436952
>a reverse trap named "notman"
KOJIIIIIIMAAAAAA
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:46 PM No.716436964
>>716434676 (OP)
Why does he shave his pits? Is that normal?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:14:06 PM No.716436983
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:15:41 PM No.716437083
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:16:42 PM No.716437153
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:16:54 PM No.716437167
>>716436918
Yes
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:18:10 PM No.716437242
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>>716436923
>Pretentious
How? He wouldn't add goofy shit if he was trying to be pretentious
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:23 PM No.716437506
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>>716435995
Miss Man.
Replies: >>716438359
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:46 PM No.716437530
>>716434676 (OP)
It also makes it easier to remember the characters. If you gave me 10 characters named like "Samson Weaver", "Thomas Regan", "Kaelan Kade", "Kailan Cayde" etc then I'd never remember who is who and what their role is. Having characters like Die Hardman or Heartman makes them so much easier to recognize.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:26:25 PM No.716437769
>>716437242
Being goofy and being pretentious aren't mutually exclusive.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:27:18 PM No.716437849
>>716436454
My Hero Academia is really obvious about it.
The guy with electrical powers is named Kaminari Denki. Literally "Lightning Electricity".
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:33:58 PM No.716438317
>>716436923
>pretentious
His games are straight forward and blunt
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:34:31 PM No.716438359
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>>716437506
Would.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:37:21 PM No.716438581
>>716434676 (OP)
Nothing new
>fatman
He is fat
>vamp
He is a vampire
>fortune
She is lucky
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:37:26 PM No.716438586
>>716436923
Saying something is pretentious just means youโ€™re unironically low IQ
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:40:14 PM No.716438795
>>716437769
They literally are, you fucking retard. You canโ€™t be goofy and pretentious at the same time.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:40:41 PM No.716438825
>>716438795
Kek, I can't imagine being as low IQ as you.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:53:10 PM No.716439726
>>716438795

Well Death Stranding 1 proves you wrong. Game literlaly gives every character super dramatic music with LE SUPER TRAGIC BACKSTORY so whacky while jerking himself WOAH I'M A CLEVER WRITING, THE CHARACTER IS NAMED MAMA BECUASE... SHE HAD A BABY!!!! and then send you on an URGENT DELIVERY: DELIVER PIZZA BEFORE IT GETS COLD!!!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:00:27 AM No.716440279
>>716434676 (OP)
>John "Die-Hardman" McClane has a son with a Chinese woman
>He is called Richard Hardman
>End of game reveal is his real surname is Wang-Johnson
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:04:54 AM No.716440614
>>716437849
the problem is he's doing directly instead of with kennings or older roots, english just doesn't work like that.

it's like calling beowulf strong bearman
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:06:47 AM No.716440765
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>>716435660
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:27:31 AM No.716442281
Princess Beachman
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:29:58 AM No.716442479
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>>716434676 (OP)
>Skullman
>Bi-man
>Lightning man
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:32:29 AM No.716442662
The real funny thing is that the people at shelters or facilities have normal ass names like Peter, Victor, or Lauren
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:35:30 AM No.716442880
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>>716435995
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:36:29 AM No.716442943
+FUCK
+FUCK
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>>716434676 (OP)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:36:32 AM No.716442946
>>716437242
>>716438317
He wants to be with the "cool kids" aka celebs.
>>716438586
Thx.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:39:43 AM No.716443149
>>716434676 (OP)
Don't forget
>sam
>fragile
>amelie
>higgs
>neil
>cliff
>mama
>rainy
>lou
>charlie
>pekora
>lucy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:42:26 AM No.716443331
>>716435995
no it would be notmanman
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:43:18 AM No.716443394
>>716442662
Their surnames are still on the nose.
>Easton, North, Southwick, Hill, Weatherstone, Wind, Lake
You can probably guess which city each of these are in charge of.
Replies: >>716443506
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:45:17 AM No.716443506
>>716443394
>Smith, Carpenter, Miller
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:47:28 AM No.716443672
>Neil Vana
>Nirvana
Made me cringe.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:48:59 AM No.716443780
>>716443331
the joke
your head
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:49:39 AM No.716443824
>>716443672
>sounds nothing like nirvana
DID HE SAY NIRVANA?!
>constantly make nirvana references even though we find out he didn't say nirvana