Thread 716438696

And accept Regignosis

I wish arceus looked like that

>>716438696 (OP)
pokefuckers and arceusfags Tongue my anus

IYKYK

>>716439853
I want a fan game where the titans somehow return and you have to have major battles against them and then you get to fuck arceus' horsepussy as the final reward.

>>716439925
Nobody cares about atlantis twins. Post Regis

Sex with slut Arceus who canonically fucks human men

>>716441464
No, to hell with Arceus for what she did to Regi's kin.

>>716442671
Ok, but before the "to hell" part we can have fun with god holes, right?

>>716440230
this but its smt and you can side with the titans

>>716442743
Only "hole" is gonna be in Arceus is gonna be in her face from our fist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKd0_w4QPFY

>>716439260
Ok Arceus

>>716440013
Where's the stuffing???

its funny how a dumb leak made (not current) pokemon cool again

>>716443793
show hole

>>716440787
ok

>>716443864
no hole, no leak, all good

>>716444178
Where'd you get this?

>arkeeus retardation
>when it's pronounced arseeus in battle revolution

>>716444332
they aren't mine, someone was making them online for 400$ I think but I forgot where sry

>>716444547
Don't worry, I found it. I can't rationalize spending almost $800 on a giant Latias plush unfortunately.

Deep lore: Arceus made Lucario and Lopunny for her region so humans would be enticed to fuck Pokemon

>>716444717
Arceus made a lot of sexy mons...

>>716444673
try commission an artist or call a chinese company they'll always make one for cheaper if you're fine with lower quality

>>716444832
Arceus herself is pretty sexy to begin with.

>>716444941
godlike
pussy

>>716443941
Regigas would never. Being a human fucker is an Arceus thing.

>>716444859
I honestly need to try and hold myself back desu. I became really obsessed with Latias lately and having rewatched her movie didn't help with that. I keep finding myself looking at merch related to her to buy.

>>716445398
me too
I also did the same with Eve after rewatching wall-e, fortunately disney actually made merch of her unlike the pokemon company
you can still play latias in all games that's already nice

>>716445057
Regigias would do it to make Arceus jealous and angry.

I just fapped to Braixen cookie

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

>>716445954
bery good

>Teraleak that reveals all this Arceus and Regigigas lore drops right before gen 10
>All the Poketubers citing their evidence as to why they think we're getting a Greek region
>The Greek influences spread throughout the franchise like Spear Pillar, the Greek alphabet in ORAS
>Legends Arceus showing that Game Freak still wants to explore this stuff on some level
>The code names for gen 10 alluding to Greece
I want to get excited for Pokémon again but I'll keep trying to temper my expectations. Watch the revealed product resemble something not only completely different but infinitely less exciting.

>>716438696 (OP)
this

>>716439074
>arceus has sex with human male
>gives birth to time and space

>>716445954
Nice, cookie improves everything.

>>716446794
no that would be what people what so no
what gamefreak will do is making an India or Chinese region because they have more people so they'll sell more games

>>716446874
>your children are gods

>>716438696 (OP)
I will worship AUS, not your false idols.

is it hard to find good latias stuff?

>>716438696 (OP)
Nah. I gotta side with mommy sex god who has a fetish for violence.

>>716444832
With a preference for ice types

>>716439853
>Punished humanity

For what?

>>716447831
in the lore humanity began to fight for power and control of the world and used Pokemon for war. So Ia and Ea punished them with flood, droughts, and hurricanes so that humanity would never again cause wars with pokemon

>>716446695
Counter offer, marry me and I will every night.

>>716447831
Outlawing sex with pokemon

>>716438696 (OP)
>>716442671
>>716447450
No. Get gud regicringus.

>>716448080
she has size of a pussy you have to fist
whole arm in

>>716447981
Why did the humans not just use their Pokeslaves to counter the plagues? I'm sure a Groudon or two can stop earthquakes.

>>716443864
WHAT THE FUCK !

>>716448145
Hot

>>716448145
maybe for YOUR shrimp dick lmao

>>716448656
imagine her clenching your arm while you are inside her

>>716448080
>cropped porn.png
Oh now you tell me

I have a deep dark desire to kill and curb stomp every Togekiss I see.

I wonder if their blood is red like normal, or if they'd gush out eggy -colored vital fluids as I turn them into a smear on the asphalt.

Does anyone else have fantasies like these towards certain mons?

I like my Arceus like this.

>>716449343
lmao this white boy flinched by an angel bird

>>716438696 (OP)
He wants you dead, retard

>>716449437
>moments before her llama vagina stretched to an infinite size and gave birth to the pokeverse

>>716444761
tfw no Kirlia gf

>>716449697
w-what do you want to do with your Kirlia, a-non?

>>716448758
The contractions and gushing as she cums all over your arm and chest.

>>716450137
> she instinctively push back on you, as she reaches orgasm
> the please ripples make her whole vagina contract violently, not just the vaginal walls but her cervix too
> at some point it becomes just loose enough for your hand/knuckle to slip in, as she still involuntary pushes back on you, stronger
> your arm plunges forward, knocking against the back wall of her womb
> it happens as she is still orgasming
> this new unique and unexpected sensation pushes her over the edge again
> second orgasm comes as the last one hasnt settled in
> for a while she literally can't do anything but convulse and make the weirdest sounds
> whole ordeal almost knocks her out unconscious

>There are literal pokefuckers in a Regignosis thread
My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined

>>716450719
I thought rock people were hard though.

Wait a sec does Arceus have a mouth?

>>716450719
We are Arceus's most devoted followers, after all.

>>716450719
Pokemon were literally (literally) made for humans though

Brothers, assemble against the Arceus menace.

>>716438696 (OP)
Btw its pronounced 'arse ee us'

>>716451289
reeeeegiiiiiiccccceeee

Dr House called it are-see-us which makes it the correct pronunciation

>>716451289
You lost human cock won.

is it weird to feel nostalgia for the gigaleak days?

>>716450129
psychically sending her lewd thoughts while out in public

>>716446794
As long is Gamefreak is in the helm, expect mediocrity every time. Which is sad because Pokemon could be a true 10/10 game with just a bit of CEO execution.

>>716442956
a pokemon game with a smt-like plot would be cool as long it doesn't over do it with the edge

>>716446794
If anything the marketing fags went full AIEEE THE BRAND IMAGE and ordered to never get anywhere near the leak mythology again

>>716450129
>Evoyakodon
Yes

>>716451289
WE'RE WITH YOU REGIBRO!

WE DANCE ON YOU POKEFUCKERS

>>716447310
>Legendaries/Mythicals, some inspired by the Trimurti and the figure of Dashavatar (Ten Avatars of Shiva)
Would be great (Hindu mythology is a subject used by fuckloads of Rock/Metal bands since Yes' TFTO) but shitty jeets will be possibly butthurt just like when Aerosmith released Nine Lives

>>716438696 (OP)
Honestly I'm surprised that there is not a romhack or fangame where you team up with the Regi's and kill god SMT style.

Ignore the pokefuckers bros, after 5 turns, they'll be gone.

>>716454164
...can we dance too?

Remember those continents need to be moved Regisissy. Also, you're still getting Slow Start in a game with no abilities lol.

>>716455953
We run it back!

>>716448080
sauce?

>>716439853
I like the version where the black giant is Ia and Ea's brother who went too far in killing and had to be slain, his corpse becoming the weather trio. It fits with Giratina

>>716451326
R K S

>>716438696 (OP)
>AAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU ARCEUS I DIDNT CONSENT TO BEING BORN AND EXPERIENCING THE GLORY OF CREATION, THE WORLD FUCKING SUCKS REEEEEEEE
Regibitches

>>716457565
There is a reason the first move every regi learns is "EXPLOSION."

Because unlike Arceus, Regigigas gives his creations the option to leave this world if they don't want to exist.

I prefer my Gen 4 main legendaries to be all having rough gay (male) sex instead, thank you very much

YOUR 5 TURNS ARE UP

would gigas even be strong without its nerf nowadays?

>>716458429
Neutralizing Gas + Regigigas is a legit high tier combo in VGC

>>716448145
If Arceus has a horse pussy than that won't be a problem. You see, mares might straight up not want to breed with certain stallions, so to avoid getting fucked, they evolved to having the ability to control how tight their pussy is, to the point of it being water-tight if they so choose. Another thing about horse pussy is that the pleasure receptors are all accumulated on the entrance, instead of deeper in. What I'm trying to say is that even a small dick would still be able to pleasure Arceus, assuming she has the genitals I'm thinking of.

>>716447450
so fvcking true

>>716439853
damn this makes a lot of sense and is pretty symmetrical too

OMP OMP OMP FUCK THE DEMIURGE
UN UN UN PARADISE IS A MISTAKE
RETURN TO PRIMORDIAL CHAOS

Regis must learn their place.

I can't believe "Local Titan angry at being born" is now my favorite part of Pokemon lore.

>>716458162
Nah, the real reason is that the regis are just glorified pipe bombs that Regigigas sends Arceus just to be a bitch

>>716459750
Your time will come Aus.

>>716458654
if that were true why is Shadow rider raping everything under the sun?

>>716456236
I couldn't find the sauce. Enjoy.

>>716460705
NOOOOOOOOO BALLS

>>716460705
>gayshit
What a waste of a perfectly good cropped porn reaction image

>>716460685
I said high tier, not top tier. It just shows that Regigigas is a massive threat without slow start. But needing Wheezing for the slot can only take it so far.

>>716460452
Nah, Regigigas loves his creations, but he knows what Jungian Fear of Existing can do to a motherfucker.

>>716457456
kek