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Yeah, that's just mingin'.
>>716441525 (OP)Remember, it rhymes with singing, not hinging.
>>716441525 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlZzftmtGJY
PARADOISE POONCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKIN MINGIN
>>716441525 (OP)says the coalburner
>>716441525 (OP)Sex with bird people.
>>716441525 (OP)No one gives a shit about XC3. Start threads with Pyra or Mythra instead.
>>716441785I tried calypso lemonade and it was bad.
>>716442148>No one gives a shit about the English dub. Start threads with Japanese XB memes insteadftfy.
also Eunie's and Ethel's tits are better than any in 2.
>>716442776>Eunie's and Ethel's tits are better than any in 2.
>>716442451You could almost say it was fucking mingin'
>>716443885Bloody hell why is Eunie so British
>>716443047Taion stop posting on 4chan
>>716441525 (OP)Eunie my beloved....
>>716443885>Queen's beans
>>716443885Flicking the queen's bean and by bean I mean clit and by clit I mean clitoris.
I suddenly feel the urge to cuck taion
>>716443885I'm pretty sure all of these are made up by the english translators. Not even in a localization sense but actual rewrite sense. Which means I'm categorically against them.
>>716444512You couldn't cuck anyone you loser
>>716443885is she referring to a character ingame or the late queen of britain
>>716444681You could probably cuck on of Rex's wives by entering the harem.
>>716444714Play the game and find out.
>>716444456I'm not picking up what you're putting down, anon. Mind trying that again, in English?
>>716444714Actual character. Melia's the queen in-universe.
>>716444845>spoonfeedingKys.
how can people play games like this and not viscerally cringe at their own patheticness
>how can people play games like this and not viscerally cringe at their own patheticness
>>716444805>>716444885That might change if you play in another language so you have to spoonfeed here. So long story, in-universe she's referring to the queen, but on a meta-level they made her british in the dub and british people allegedly mention the queen all the time so she must mention the queen. This matters because even though Melia being queen is the justification the queens references aren't in service of the base game but the specifically english dub.
We need to save XC series from all the British cringe
>>716441525 (OP)I really like the design of this girl. I really hate that she's from the 3rd title in a series of overly long JRPGs of which I already tried 2 games and dropped them both out of boredom.
This sentiment of mine can be extended towards all gacha games that have cute girls but they're all trash because they're gachas. I'm not going to get into detail why ALL gachas are trash but I played them for 10 years and finally uninstalled them all earlier this year.
>>716442148>xc2Only if you promise to talk about the game and not circlejerk about the girls. Wait, 2fags are incapable of that on account of how dogshit it is
>>716442776>hating on 2Based
>Eunie's and Ethel's tits [vs 2's characters]Objectively incorrect
>subnigger sheepCringe
>>716445380>incapable of that on account of how dogshit it isBut enough about 3fags. They literally never talk about their shitty game they just circlejerk over Mio and Eunie.
>3 > 2 > 1 > X
Iโm just putting it here
>>716445327The english translation being "british" isn't a problem. Potentially beneficial because some things are probably easier to translate like accents(I assume). The only issue is if the accents get exaggerated because the series is "known" for being "british". At that point It'd be insisting upon itself.
>>7164455602fags are much worse. They, much like you've done in this very thread, feel the need to insert themselves into any xeno thread just to circlejerk their characters and talk about how much better their game is, when the actual gameplay is far and away the worst in the series
>>716445824>feel the need to insert themselves into any xeno thread just to circlejerk their characters and talk about how much better their game is, when the actual gameplay is far and away the worst in the seriesOnce again, you're describing 3fags.
>>716445703>>716445941Leave taion alone eunie, I will suffer for him instead
>>716445875>no uI long for a real rebuttal from a 2fag for once
>>716445993I long for a real argument from a 3fag for once
>>7164460651chad, actually. I like my games without gacha elements
>>716441525 (OP)I love this stupid bird.
>>7164458242fans did nothing wrong. Their game suffers from the more rewrites than any other Blade game. So they're right to be pissed. Besides X, our game got the NoA + 8-4 treatment.
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>>716445993Legitimately just ignore him, he's legitimately insane and mindbroken.
Every time a thread is made with an image of 3 in the OP, within the first 10 posts you'll see him posting this exact same post
>>716442148, so he clearly has alerts for whenever a thread pops up.
Then immediately he'll drop the one single reaction image he has saved
>>716442912. He does this every single thread.
He's been beyond mindbroken by the existance of 3, and frankly I find it kind of sad.
>>716444845100 year old virgin
One day 1/2/3/X/saga/gear chads will live happily together
Trust
>>716446635I find this to be the case with all 2fags anyway. I like milking (you)s out of the giga schizos in particular because they don't have any real arguments, and the more you get them to respond, the more they unwittingly expose themselves as mindless retards
>>716441525 (OP)>Canonically ends up with the dark skinned member of the group
Another /vg/ refugee thread.
>>716447023So? Is that a problem?
>>716446854>he wants his waifu to be a non-virgin Cringe.
I'm still surprised at how I didn't hate Taion
Not often a game party has a "smart guy" that's not insufferable or incompetent, or becomes the de facto leader of the group the game constantly jerks off, but they somehow managed it
Why do the /vg/ refugees love 3 so much? And why do they hate 2?
>>716447209Probably because he (and every other party member) lose any semblance of individuality in the endgame and just become a mouthpiece for "endless now bad"
I remember when Xeno had a vision.
It was a passion project. It had integrity and an idea.
Now since Xenoblade it's just another generic anime JRPG series targeting the lowest common denominator of otaku anime fans.
>>716447209Thats because he has an actual character arc and goes from being a dick, to being a dick who only cares about their goal, to bonding with the party and understanding that helping people is important but he still has that cute/funny attitude of "W-Well I mean it is just logical to help them, of course!"
>>716447323>Thats because he has an actual character arcNot really.
>>716446918I'm think we already are. It's just a couple or one schizos trying to start shit. Like Moebius, hell they're probably glowing and Xenofans have been deemed a threat for some reason.
>>716447209Because Taion is not asshole and his quirk isn't that he's super smart and callous. But that he uses his smarts to be considerate of others which makes him indecisive at times.
>>716445341>and finally uninstalled them all earlier this yearGood on you Anon, recovery is the first step on the way to healing.
>>716447308You used to get Fei and Elly. Shion and KOSMOS.
Now you just get casts that are thrown away in the next game for a new cast of dime a dozen anime clichรฉs.
>>716447363He acts pretty differently from the start of the game compared to the middle and end.
>>716447431Fuck off, don't post that faggot in this thread.
>>716447462Not really. He's a smug smartass at the start and he's a smug smartass at the end.
>>716447323Taion is never a dick. Even as early as chapter 1, he's shown to value his party members opinions. And chapter 2 scene where he plans the route, literally spells his character out for you.
>Let go on the dangerous(but faster) route because Mio can't handle heat(and she has limited time).
>>716444053blob is the best damn xenoblade animator we've got and he's been absorbed by the fucking gacha virus, what a damn shame
>>716447375>schizos trying to start shitPretty common unfortunately.
>>716447521He shows compassion towards predominantly Mio and does not care about any members of Noah's group at all.
>>716447763dumb and dumber
I struggled to get into the characters in Xenoblade games the way some of you seem to be able to.
They seem to stick with you and you find them meaningful.
However I cant get into them after ive played the games the same way I could with someone like KOSMOS or Xenosaga characters or even Gears.
It feels like those characters are closer to the hearts of the creator whereas every character in Xenoblade just feels like theyre made for the sake of the game needing a bunch of characters to tell a story.
I cant help feeling like this but it makes the characters feel like they have less value and that Takahashi doesn't really care about them at all cause he just moves onto the next thing anyway and does sometying else.
Furthermore the characters arent really written by him anyway. They're written by Takeda and others who just make it seem like a job rather than passion. That they create these characters because the game is a product and this product needs characters to sell and tell a story, going back to my original post.
I cant get into these characters like so many of you can. They feel like throwaway anime clichรฉ made for the moment.
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Is that where the word minge fucking comes from? Lmao.
Switch 2 update when for this series, should have been a launch day thing.
>>716447483>over-performatively protesting this muchAre you the OP?
>>716447871Most of the "analysis" for Xenoblade characters is headcanon anyways. Like there's a huge chunk of English Xenoblade fans who unironically believe that Nia is bisexual.
>>716441525 (OP)She's so unbelievably hot and the voice adds a lot. I can't imagine playing this game in japanese.
>>716447894Nintendo direct next week, hopefully we will have some Xenoblade related news
>>716447894Next direct, dropped alongside the announcement of the next Monolithsoft game.
Source: Takahashi told me in a dream.
>>716447931I just dont care about Nia. The creators dont really care either so why should anyone else?
She's just made to be discarded once the game is over. These characters arent sticking around. They're just easily replaced by the next cast and so on.
I really doubt Takahashi poured his heart into these characters. He didnt. They're just there for the sake of the game needing a cast of characters to tell a story.
It's why i can't care anymore about these characters once im done wirh the game. Theres nothing else to extrapolate from them or talk about.
>>716448107What tf is โqueenโs paninisโ supposed to mean
>>716448196Paninis good enough for the queen.
>>716447570>blobthat's nudo
>>716448196In the context of the popular video game, Xenoblade Chronicles 3, "Queen's Paninis" is a minced oath, a softened version of a profane expression.
Here's why it's used and what it means in that context:
Minced Oath: In the game, characters like Eunie use "Queen's Paninis," "Queen's wings," or "Queen's beans" instead of actual curse words. This is a common device in fiction (especially in games and shows aimed at a broader audience) to suggest swearing without using profanity, allowing the character to express strong emotions, like frustration or surprise, in a way that aligns with the game's tone and rating.
The "Queen": The "Queen" in these expressions likely refers to a deity or important figure in the game's fictional religion or mythology, similar to how people might say "By God" in other contexts.
Meaning: Therefore, when a character exclaims "Queen's Paninis!" it's essentially their way of saying something equivalent to "Oh my God!" or "Damn it!"
In summary, it's a creative and humorous way for the game to convey strong emotions through character dialogue while remaining family-friendly.
>>716448196Melia loves her sandwiches.
>>716448301Thank you ai chan
>>716448301It's more like another way of saying "fuck me!" Or "jesus fuckinf christ!"
>/v/ hates Taion but likes Shania
You guys seriously have such shit taste sometimes.
>>716448265>noduNo man, that's blob. Nodu barely ever does Xenoblade stuff.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10074366
>>716448645I just like the way Shania looks.
>>716448760Even her looks are mid compared to the rest of the XC3 girls
is there a mod to remove the nigger yet?
>>716448468>fuck meShe need just ask.
https://files.catbox.moe/gw00jb.jpeg
>>716448837Fuck off retard.
>>716443885>Be British>Marry Black manWhat did Nintendo mean by this
>>716448835Well, you're right about that.
>>716448878do you feel personally attacked? lmao
>>716448645Shania did nothing wrong blah blah blah she just wanted to paint blah blah blah there are many people who wanted to become artists but were denied that path. Should she be judged for such a common vice.
>>716449046nah he got them sloppy buck DSL
>>716449050The solution to her problem was simple, just kill her mom. She tried to kill everyone in the city (including innocent children and babies) just because of her mom being mean to her. And you have people who legitimately try to defend her behavior, it's insane.
>>716448878>Eunie, the hottest character in the game, marries a black man>Noah gets with a generic catgirl, not even notable for large breasts or unique aesthetic>>716449046What's with British women and wanting melanated men?
>>716449047Do you feel attacked by Taion's existence? Kys.
>>716449165Well yes, Mio is generic and boring, but the writers seem to think she's the best. For whatever reason.
>>716449179yeah you mad lmao
>>716449243You came into this thread mad, moron.
>>716449279i came into this thread to ask a question lol
>>716449153>She tried to kill everyone in the city (including innocent children and babies)People always exaggerate. Do you really think there are millions of people in the city ferronis? The number is clearly inflated.
>>716449307>*I came into this thread to shitpost about race fixed
>>716449279You seem terribly upset that people are mocking the British booby bird hooking up with a dark-skinned man. How about you point out how Noah (your character) gets to get with... I mean... Mio is alright.
>>716449353if you were white you wouldnt be seething right now kek
The original Shaniafag artist finally drew her again after years.
>>716449325It doesn't matter what the fucking number is. Shania's mom's actions do not justify Shania's attempt to commit genocide. Shania should've just killed her mom, not the entire fucking City.
>>716447871They probably wouldn't be into you either.
>>716449389If you weren't a shitposting moron you wouldn't be seething right now.
>>716449372Mio is proof there is a god and Takahashi and Masatsugu Saito are his chosen.
>>716449451next time you take a shit can you compare it to your skin color kekaroooooo
>>716449372I don't self insert as Noah, he's my least favorite protagonist by far. Mio is boring as shit too.
>>716441525 (OP)look how blurry this shit is. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE UPDATES NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PAID 500 FOR THE NEW SWITCH GIMME THE UPDATES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
https://voca.ro/11HE9celnU0p
>>716449410Oh it doesn't matter what the number is? Then how about we talk about all those innocent soldiers Guernica Vandham murdered in chapter 1. He sent death machines at them and some of them were definitely children.
>>716449498Boring protagonist with a boring love interest, which means people will gravitate to Eunie which will inevitably get people pointing out (and mocking) that her character canonically gets knocked up by a dark-skinned man. The fact she's British is just icing on the cake, since the British famously enjoy black men.
>>716449657>which will inevitably get people pointing out (and mocking)No one actually gets mad about it aside from weirdos on /v/.
The underrated part of Xenoblade 3 is going inside the Bionis Sword and climbing it after meeting Lost Numbers
>>716449704And where do you think we are?
>>716449651He was doing it in self defense. Shania was acting out of petty malice. It's not even remotely similar.
>>716449730Why are you so offended? Have you tried not being so overly sensitive?
>>716446635Oh so I'm not the only one who noticed this guy. He's been doing this since 3 got announced, I remember early on he lost his fucking mind because people pointed out that 3 was more tonally closer to 1 and how 2 is kind of the odd one out now and they probably won't go back to that otaku pandering style with humor and designs again. I'm pretty sure that's why he freaks out about 3, he insists it's "censored" or whatever kek
>>716446635>>716449893Samefag. Take your meds already.
>>716449657I don't see what the problem with race-mixing is. I want to knock up asian chicks, why can't the black guy bang a white British bird
>>716449501They're coming.
>>716449757Oh come on, the city people have literally declared war on the entire world. They get kicked out so often the city itself is designed to move at a moments notice, No they're not just "civilians".
>>716447521He wouldn't even give Lanz a high five early on.
>>716449657She doesn't get knocked up and throughout the vast majority of the game she strongly and directly indicates she has a preference for Noah. Still, the inclusion of the animal means XC2 will forever be superior as sales clearly indicate.
>>716450014You're really going to argue that killing in self defense is the same as bombing a maternity ward?
>>716449046It's never an Okinawa nin 2025, that meme died with beach settings JRPG's in the early 2000's. It's half Brazilian (mother) half Ethnic Japanese (father) nowadays.
>>716450078>throughout the vast majority of the game she strongly and directly indicates she has a preference for Noah.No she doesn't, retard. What is this cope?
>>716447709Everyone in that fucking game treats Mio like she's the greatest person to ever live and it's tiring
>>716450114If your "maternity ward" houses kidnapped children(they steal pods) it's not really a maternity ward is it?
>>716449165Peak coombrain comment
>>716450408>kidnapped children""""""""Kidnapped"""""""""" from the guys forcing them to fight a never ending war as child soldiers.
>>716450468>implying coombrains aren't obsessed with Nia and Mio
Xeno lade 3 was kind of rough to get through. Most of the main party and especially the villains just weren't compelling. At least if I ever do a NG+, I'll have all the jobs available for each character from the start, except for the two you get for beating the game. I had more fun with Future Redeemed, despite the fact it was just Memberries-blade 3. Na'el and her massive sister milkers were the GOAT and kept me going till the end.
>>716450078>She doesn't get knocked up and throughout the vast majority of the game she strongly and directly indicates she has a preference for Noah.Did we play the same fucking game? What the hell are you talking about man, they are introduced as having a sibling relationship as a trio with Lanz and then they barely talk again after meeting the Agnus characters. All of her character past that point is squabbling with Lanz, romance with Taion or bonding with the other girls.
>>716450486Yeah because the city never has children fight for them(Ghondor,Shania)
>>716445341For what it's worth, XC3 does get good around hour 75. It makes XC1 and 2's "it gets good around hour 25" seem rushed by comparison.
>>716449949Please take a day off 2loser kek
You lost btw
>>716450614I've been waiting for a Switch 2 patch to finally do NG+.
Then I can finally replay the game using the M outfit the entire time.
>>7164508782 will always the best and most popular game of the series. Keep coping.
>>716450078Retard-kun... you must be terribly socially inept IRL. How did you possibly gleam that interpretation from this game? Severe autism? Genuinely curious.
>>716450808>Ghondor,ShaniaBoth are 18.
>>716447763mating press imminent
>>716450975He called Taion an "animal" so I think it's just a racist /pol/tard
>>716450994They were soldiers years before the start of the game
>>716450905Patient, long-hair Mio Chad, I kneel.
>>716449953>I want to knock up Asian chicksYeah and we never get a chance to knock up Asian chicks in any of the games I play. I'm so blue-balled I'm going insane. Genuine cum-starved. Why are WEGs the last bastion of Western sexuality? Now they're going away. What am I supposed to do, hump the couch?
>>716441525 (OP)>evolve to have chicken wings on the back of your head> can't even fly> get in the way when you sleeplol.
>>716451174They did let them fly before.
>>716451654Really like this artist.
The voice acting in this series is so fucking good, wouldn't be the same without it.
>>716451829It seems he's also drawn best girl from SO2 so he must be based
>>716448938What do the people on Aionios even think breasts are for if they don't know what reproduction is? On that note, do the women get periods?
>>716452197And best girl from Tales of Vesperia.
>>716452256The women must have periods since they can have kids.
>>716452256The city people know, The soldiers have their senses suppressed by the clocks. The free soldiers probably view them the same way they view shit like core crystals and being part machine.
>>716452668How do they all shower together and not get like the least bit curious? Not even sexually, like... on a basic level of biological understanding?
>>716453029Already mentioned but flame clocks
>>716441525 (OP)I wanna lick that tatoo on her breast
>>716453143Not a tattoo. Literally a visual display of how long she has left to live.
>>716453138Why don't the colonies devolve into utter 'Lord of the Flies' style chaos, at least on some level? That level of freedom being granted practically instantly would surely result in some violent, potentially degenerate upheavel or growing pains. Maybe this could've been better explored/explained in-game is all I'm saying.
>>716453528The colonies we free in-game? Isn't that obvious based on the characters you see and talk too in the Colonies? Even 11(11 is the insane one right) wouldn't become lords of the flies. Some colonies probably would though.
We've already had this exact discussion a billion times years ago.
>>716453705(2/1)
A colony filled with people that want to go crazy wouldn't want to be freed in the first place. Meaning Noah wouldn't destroy the clock.
Thank God none of the shitty characters from 3 will ever show up again.
>>716453816(3/1)
Actually thinking about it now that's kind of the plot of Lanz's Ascension quest. Though we put the kibosh on that shit early but yeah they could under the right circumstances. And the clocks are partially designed to prevent that.
>>716453979It's too early to say. Noah could still be in smash 6 but imo Shulk and Pyra/Mythra are enough.
>>716453816>(2/1)>>716453987>(3/1)Go back to twitter retard.
>>716454120I just think it's better to be transparent about samefagging.
>>716454069The only characters from 3/FR should be Mio for her weapon type or A/lvis for story relevance. Elma would be coolest but that's a never ever at this point.
This just released today.
https://files.catbox.moe/0ifq47.mp4
>>716450078>She doesn't get knocked up and throughout the vast majority of the game she strongly and directly indicates she has a preference for Noah
>>716454860>Mio for her weapon type or ANo, fuck off idiot
Eunie will bait taion into unprotected sex and leg Lock pin him down at the last moment while going about saying it's not a safe day just to watch him have a meltdown spergout and somehow not use his superior Blade strength to pull out until it's too late.
For comparison Mio seems like the type that wouldnt hold punches and would create a crater in bed with Noah and sena would wrestle lanz until they forget they're having sex.
>>716455013Truthfully XB3 was a mostly dull affair and won't have much mention in Smash 6, which is a net positive.
>>716442776>>716446635>Eunie's and Ethel's tits are better than any in 2.I like 3 a lot, but that's just embarrassingly wrong.
>>716448683the mythra backshot with the ponytail is kino
>>716455067Blade strenght is only superior if power gears aren't in play. Obviously some people can still be stronger than others which is why Mio has some strength feats like batting Eunie away but that's because she's strong even for agnian standards. Taion would not be capable of the same feat.
You /vg/ refugees are going to spam this shit for 500 posts again?
>>716455518Stupid blacked bitch
>>716455765Why are Miofags like this?
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how much is too much
>>716441525 (OP)Miyabi and Euni are the best girls in X3.
will never play this pozzed game with a forced nigger
>>716451829Name? Yandex gave me nothing.
>>716456748https://x.com/ne_moo_min_jp
Any love for girls without wings?
>>716457045Of course.
https://files.catbox.moe/qfu4oi.png
Xenoblade 3 just lacks its own personality.
1 and 2, no matter how you feel about them, have personality. 3 feels a bit like theyre wringing the Xenoblade towel and trying to squeeze out the last remaining drop of ideas for a Xenoblade game.
Combining the biomes of 1 and 2 as a setting feels uninspired. The environments are lacking.
It's a bit of a "more of the same" affair. The series formula doesn't feel as novel as it once did. More static large maps with MMO mobs placed around them and a few "chests" scattered about and that's about it.
The same tired MMO combat since 2010.
Another boy meets girl romance plot where the story revolves so heavily around the protag and his love interest.
The same old "we'll build our own path the future!" clichรฉ JRPG message.
I honestly hope Monolith's next game feels more fresh and novel.
Why did Xenoblade 3 suck so much ass
>>716441525 (OP)Are we celebrating the release of Eyro's most recent animation featuring Eunie?
>>716457406post it, i could only find the small 3 second preview
>>716457371It didn't suck. That's way too harsh. It's a great game but it's also just doesn't feel as novel and exciting as past Xenoblade games.
It's just more of the same or just plays it too safe. It's just kind of... bland.
>>716457406How does it compare to the best parts of the 22 minute Nia/Mio gangbang?
>>716457371Story wasn't interesting (stagnation bad!)
Characters weren't interesting (boohoo Mio it's muh feelings!)
World wasn't interesting to explore (no cities, just fucking tent camps everywhere)
>>716457602It does not compare.
>>716448645nu-/v/ is full of simping Reddit faggots. Sometimes I think Joran was put into the game specifically to expose the hypocrisy of Reddit normoid cunts because they shit on him and simp for her even though the two are basically the same character.
>>716457663This!
I want their next game to move away from typical Xenoblade stuff (Monados and Klaus). I feel like they've took these concepts as far as they can go. Any further and they stop being interesting. I don't want future games to continue treading the same ground.
Rather a new IP if it means a break away from the same things theyve been doing since 2010.
>>716457663Also rehashed monster with minimal variety. I marathoned Xeno 1-3, and by X3, I was thinking they should have really changed up enemy types more.
>>716457663Besides the colonies all being fairly boring and same-y, none of the areas geographically were interesting in the slightest. No night-time Sartori Marsh, no Uraya, it was all just dull and did nothing to stand out.
>>716457852Figures, but the sheer amount of material probably plays a part there. The cat gangbang was full of jank, but there was plenty of variety, and the stuff that was good was real good.
>>716457943I want them to go back to xenosaga galactic scale space opera but without the ass gameplay and aimless story telling and shions irrationality
>>716457523I posted it in a previous thread, but I feel like a lot of the bile for 3 comes down to the fact that a boring, competent hype-beast of a game is one of the most disappointing things you can get. Something jank and endearing will stay with you way more than something that is well-polished but sterile.
>>716443885So many Melia body parts were mentioned by her through this game.
>>716442776Ridiculously wrong. Na'el, however...
>>716441525 (OP)The entire plot "they are 10-years-old kids with genderless adult bodies", destroyed this game. If you want a story of child soldiers, put real children, no weird creatures.
>>716457943chapter 13 of XCXDE convinced me that they're never moving on from "Rex + Shulk and their families' adventures"
>>716458730If nothing else, it'll at least be amusing watching the anons who still believe there's a 99D-Chess master plan here continue to reconcile the consistently clashing themes we wind up getting.
I look forward to the revisionist takes on what 3 was ACTUALLY about if Takahashi himself doesn't move on
>>716457523 Yeah, honestly that's the perfect way to describe it. Not bad by any means, but just kinda... beige? It lacks the raw ambition of 1 or the bonkers scale of X. Even 2, for all its flaws, swung for the fences and gave us something fresh. 3 just felt like it was content to coast on what worked before, which made it solid but not memorable. It plays like a goodbye letter when we all wanted a bold new chapter.
>>716459240Perfect summarised.
It's why Monolith's next game needs to be something that defies expectations. I'm sure they're aware of how stale the series will get if we just keep on getting more Xenoblade 3. I'm sure they felt a bit of fatigue on the formula which is why Takahashi said 3 is a stopping gap in his mind.
They probably already had big ideas they wanted to go ahead with in a future game while developing 3 that we'll see in their next game.
It's time to see the next era of Monolith Soft.
>>716458339Yeah there's a lot of truth to this
I want to have sex with the Ouroboros forms and the Alphabet bosses. I hope we get more alien coom in the next games
sena
md5: 4f23e6ea1cb119ccadeb1b7e5364607d
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>>716460193You're in luck today.
https://files.catbox.moe/9budwr.png
>>716460193Ouroboros are 50% male, faggot.
>>716457476NTA, but here's latest link someone on F95 put up.
https://gofile.io/d/K4oiKI
Good stuff, cat gangbang still better by virtue of the sheer amount of content, but good enough if you want more of the bird girls/
>>716460371Straight sex is 50% male so who cares
>>716460343I love pochincoff I was so happy that he drew this. Where the hell even is his request box that me mentions
>>716460519Yeah the male is YOU in that scenario dummy.
If you fucked an Ouroboros it'd be 33% female and 66% male
>>716460571His patreons can suggest characters iirc.
I'm eating a cucumber sandwich
>>716460698Okay but what if I become an Ouroboros then, it'd even out right?
>>716461314Then it'd be 2 males and 2 females which is degenerate.
>>716461552All tranime is degenerate what is your point
>>716461314Then you'd be 50% female and that'd make you a tranny
>>7164618402 men can interlink,
>>716442148y'mean poira 'n miphra?
>>716460456Is it no longer possible to download videos from sankakucomplex? I don't see the original file button anywhere.
>>716442148>Start threads with Pyra or Mythra instead.>Redyra and Redythra
>>716460343>>716460193Sena's Ouroboros is so sexy.
>>716450957And your proof is?
>>716441525 (OP)Did she need the big boobs?
>>716463220Yes
>Rowdy girl with Big Boobs>Catgirl>Brown tomboyThat's all you need for a team
>>716463220Seems like a pretty essential part of the game to me.
>>716463220Probably? She's had them since the game launched so removing them at this point would just be weird. Kind of the problem Mortal Kombat has but atleast they have the reboot excuse.
>>716462249Anything is possible with internet download manager. And sometimes jdownloader2. I dunno what the fuck IDM's deal is but that shit can grab a video from fucking ANYwhere, no matter how hard a website tries to prevent that.
>>716441525 (OP)M doesn't stand for Mio, it stands for Minge!
>>716462924Does Taion know just how lucky he is to get this every single day?
>>716464779Good lord. The M model HAS to be different from Mio's model.
>>716459523She must absolutely REEK after a workout.
Wife <3
>>716464830I still laugh at the end of the base game when the two worlds are splitting and Taion falls to his knees in despair as he realizes that he let a 10/10 slip through his fingers
>>716464779https://files.catbox.moe/m2i0p4.mp4
Of all the lines that could have been said...
Taion is the type to list the exact flavors of Eunie's pussy juice as she rides his face
Eunie is the type cum instantly on penetration with Taion's cock.
>>716457602whoa which animator? somehow missed that one
>>716465802nodusfm, if memory serves
>>716457371Gray made Xenoblade 3 worth it, and the pirate guy
>>716465873Surely not. I don't think nodu has ever made anything that long.
>>716457371It's the best xenoblade game.
>>716465802Eyro3DCG
The whole thing is a mixed bag quality-wise (knees and lips get real fucky at some points). But the sheer effort is admirable, and some of the stuff is really nice.
>>716465660>>716465775Both are true but we all agree that she's the top and she knows it
>>716465802>>716466085Found the full 22 minute HD file
https://gofile.io/d/D0xNmh
>>716465775that's not going to stop her from still dominating him and forcing him to have multiple orgasms instantly.
>>716466305good shit. thanks anon
>>716466867Has her English voice actress done anything new recently? I know Noah's is going to be in the Final Fantasy Tactics.
Also, whatever happened to Megumi Han? She was seemingly in everything back in the day, but then she fell off the map, only to resurface as Eunie for a bit.
>>716466758Happy fappings, anon.
>>716467131She hasn't been in any vidya since XC3.
Although something interesting I just found out: her website lists the projects she's been in, and it lists her voicing a character in an unannounced video game coming next year.
>>716467131>>716467556>Kitty Archer>Isn't the kitty archer and is instead the bird gunner
Yeah, but what does she says in japanese?
>>716467890Taioneru iseru aru bigeru nerderu anderu Iru loveru himeru
So what exactly makes melia unfuckable across the games?
Don't start with that shit
>>716467947Could you imagine if JP Eunie spoke in katakana? I'd rather kill myself than read that shit.
>>716466079It's the most technically sound, I wouldn't call it the best though. It's a bit flat.
>>716469238better than 2, that's for sure
>>716469679Maybe the first couple hours but overall, 2 tells its own, much better story and has a unique setting with characters featuring actual personalities. 3 is fine butnit really relies on Memberberries way too much for its own good, ironic for a game that is meant to focus on moving on. If there is a 4, I bet they'll knock it out of the park though.
>>716469797>2 tells its own, much better storyYou read two in English anon. The fuck you on about
>>716469797>much better storyI don't know anon, shota loses his girlfriend to a depressed chad and gets her back before a fake-out sacrifice, splitting her into 2 waifus he bags- with a bonus third waifu who just suddenly "loves him" for no telling reason within the main story. not even mentioning the fact that he spends 1/3 of the game having a goofy nopon as a villain. wasn't exactly the best.
praetor was pretty cool I guess. just slightly. only thing I liked besides the architect revealing both worlds simultaneously existing.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT EUNIE PEGS TAION!!!
Xenoblade 3 is just if Grave of the Fireflies had a good ending
>>716465939That animation sucks. Her back should stay still and her hips should 'click' to the left and right, instead she's slithering like a snake.
>>716471656Anon, I know you don't leave your gamer chair too often, but you can walk like that. Very easily. And especially if you are trying. Just kinda wobble your butt back and forth
Xenoblade 3 threads are so weird man.
>>716471765It doesn't look natural or right.
Also, I'm on a Gamer bed.
>>716445560I liked 3 (it was the first one I played) but only finished 3 and 1
I should play 2 and X before having an opinion in public
>>716447209I dunno, seemed like he never really took Lanz for who he is
like, clearly Lanz isnโt the brains of the outfit but heโs clearly good at what he does
>>716472034I'd prefer 100% horny posting in my 3 threads instead of these endless now arguments
>>716449730he mustโve seen the bit about paninis and thought he was in /ck/
I need Sena to bench press me
I like this character (never played any of these games)
>>716472202From left to right:
>rape, rape, rape
>>716472610Literally built for lovey-dovey cowgirl anal with nerdy brown men
>>716472034This is better than the usual
>>716472726rape is bad, mkay?
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12045839
>>716473471I will pretend that the uploader simply forgot to tag Taion and it wasn't just their fetish for white female brown male
>>716449069Shanoya ya dag
>>716472610God damn
ZAMMNN
How long do you think it took for her to convince him to do this?
>>716464575IDM is the only software I haven't pirated because those fuckers just deserve the money that much
Imagine the loud and wet and sloppy impregnation sex
>>716474049Still mad that wasn't Sena's actual swimsuit
I still love that we have canon nudes and lewds
>>716474201Are her boobs really that small?
Need Ethel x Cammravi Onee-shota doujin
I played every Xenoblade game with japanese voices
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14010810
Thoughts?
>entire thread about censorblade blacked 3
lol no thanks
>>716474631Needs hair going into her butt crack like a proper lady
>>716473471 Ah yes, the classic Gelbooru rabbit hole. You tell yourself itโs "just one pic", then it's 4AM and you're reverse-image searching the artistโs Twitter handle while questioning life choices. Solid post though, Taion bros eating tonight.
>Xenoblade 3 thread is still going
>3haters are seething through it
A sight to behold. Even if it circlejerk around the girls.
Btw, Takahashi teased in the artbook that Origin will re-appear at some point in the future. Maybe its the solution for B.L.A.D.E to retrieve their souls and finally become flesh and bones?
>>716471042>good ending>XC3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ANvYNdCnQ
>>716441525 (OP)>SHOW US YOUR MINGE
>>716467556>>716467131>Run into the episode of Call the Midwife with Kitty Archer>she happens to be the designated random, senseless tragedy of the episode, loses her babyfeels bad man
>>716474326Isn't she like 5'3"
I really hope we go back to a one character, one class format like Xenoblade 1. Flexibility is fine, but we had it in the last three Xenoblades, so its time to change it up.
>>716443885How do people tolerate this dogshit.
>>716443885Normalfags and 3 fags think this writing is perfectly fine and less cringe than any writing from 2 lel
I raise you those retards.
>>716475806Hey dipshit, the 3tanic fag isnโt even here. Just people who were otherwise underwhelmed by the game and direction of the franchise.
>>716475806>Origin will re-appear at some point in the futureAlready did
>>716442148Eunie > Pyra and Mythra as a personality. Pyra doesn't have one and Mythra doesn't get enough screentime to show development. Eunie's problem is that she's stuck in XBC3.
>>716482124It looks way too different.
>>716482242I kinda disagree on the matter of Pyra and Mythra. I feel like Pyra is the better half, while Mythra is more or less a tsundere stereotype more than anything.
I wish eunie and sena had long hair
>>716485470Mythra is a stereotype yes but she has reason for it as well as shows development beyond it. I find Pyra to be the bigger stereotype as the 'perfect demure waifu' type which is also much more common in video games.
>>716485695Yeah, but Pyra kind of stick with me. Especially her little speech about forgetting being a blessing.
Ok, but which Xeno 3 girl squeals like a pig in bed?
>>716486990Easy. That would be Alexandria/Nina.
>>716486990Fucking obviously it's Shania.
>>716443885>queen's primary feathers! Best one.
>>716475806Anon, no - The bit in the artbook already paid off. He said he'd explain how origin works, and the way it works is by emulating the source of the Conduit's power: X Definitive showed us that at the source of Everything in Xenoblade is the anima mundi, U-DO, collective unconscious, whatever you want to call it. Even without Origin every living being's memories are preserved in the fabric of the ether itself. Origin is just a device mimicking this universal constant, just like people theorized for years.
>>716487405Ah. I didn't play Xde yet because of work.
Yeah, XC3 wasn't memorable despite being a good game.
>>716487479Oh no. I'm sorry I spoiled that for you, it was a really cool scene. I liked XDE, but did expect it to have more.
The only new content of worth is the chapter 13 stuff, which introduces and concludes the samaar stuff and wraps up everything X related neatly. X cast comes to the same planet as the one at the end of FR, which is revealed to have rings.
Well worth a playthrough.
>>716487715Nah don't worry. I was spoiled the ending, so I know how it end, I just don't know what happen between Lao's beach scene and the new ending.
I wonder who is behind those Monica posts.
>>716487246That's freaking hot. Pos just needs a good dicking to fix her into what she really is. A fucking pig.
>everyone in the colony saw the girls naked in the showers
What's the point? Noah should look for a trad city girl instead.
>>716488309Anon, why do you think Noah tore it all down and mind wiped everyone?
>>716479518World championship cock pleasers as seen
>>716466305
>>716443885>By the Queenยดs unscathed hymen!Damn it Eunie, no need to rub it in her face.
Imagine the moment the cast knows how good it feels to put a pee pee inside a vagene and viceversa.
I hate gooner artists, you just know that 90% or them don't play the game. Why can't we have cool artworks of the Ouroboros forms.
>>716443885Bloody Norah that's a bit much innit.
>>716488978Are these Pyra and Nia's children? Does Mythra have a child?
>>716489103Way too alien for me.
>>716489231Play the game retard.
>>716489237They are kino.
>>716482718A little different. And besides, This was tech from eons into the future from 3. It isn't surprising that it differs in design somewhat.
>>716489294I will. But first I'm trying to clear 2's challenge mode
Today's my birthday. I think I'm just going to buy it today as a gift to myself
>>716487667>despite being a good game.nah
>>716489586Just as the Lord commands. Rex is going to Hell after he kicks the bucket along with his blades.
>>716489793>Mythra's rat OCCringe.
>>716489902She doesn't even like men.
>>716489586Yes, for a stable and secure future no one is arguing that. But what Iโd like to know is why make a game that browbeats the the player about doing the former IRL for the good of the future, while also shoehorning in the latter as an โepic revealโ for the people who just want a fantasy to jack off to. Itโs counterintuitive isnโt it?
>bump limit
gentlemen- it was a pleasure.
>>716489994good. all for me.
What do you like about Glimmer? She is a bitch.
What do you like about Shania? She is a bitch.
Next Xenoblade game should let you marry your waifu, form a family just for the evil guy to kill/erase them in front of you for more impact.
Oh and also an ability to catch and train monsters to use them in combat :).
>>716490039This thread was shit though.
>>716490039we made it despite the schizo's misdirection
>>716490259Legitimately better than 99% of them
Glimmer is good because she looks like Pyra.
Na'el ended up being the hotter girl though
>>716490176I want to fix her.
>>716490116Seeing her bitchy facade slowly melt away when she is with her dad is sweet.
>>716490290This thread was just an excuse to shitpost about Melia just like every other low effort spam thread.
People complained about 3 being censored, but it still introduced a ton of cute girls.
>>716490357What do you mean? Save for a few low effort shitposts, itwas like 75% fanart/porn and 25% comments about certain games being kinda meh comparatively. Thatโs miles better than what we couldโve gotten.
>>716490592>a ton of cute girls.There's like, a few of them at most.
>>716489452Happy Birthday anon. 3 isn't as good as 1 and 2 but it's still pretty decent
>>716487868Yeah, Lao's beach is taking place inside of whatever the new U-DO is.
>>716490592>people complainedMore accurately, "people" (attention seeking faggots) flat out fucking lied to ragebait for replies on this shitty board
You can even see them attempting that in this very thread
>>716490784>flat out fucking liedCope
>>716489452Happy birthday! Yes, Mythra has a child, but we never see him/her.
Just a reminder that 3's 3rd anniversary is in 3 days, so that's another opportunity to have a thread.
It was really nice to have a thread without the usual psychopaths. I love this series.
>>716490902No one cares about 3.
>>716490902>three years gone already
>>716490902Those 3 years went like a flash, Jesus.
From this thread i understood that this game is garbage for shippertrannies, oh how nips have fallen to reduce themselves on genshit level, good thing i didint bother myself with this shit game and saved myself some time.
>>716490902Holy fuck that went by so fast. What is happening
>>716490941They were there. But I guess everyone finally learned to ignore them.
>>716491004>>716491048>>716491169I CLOSE MY EYES
ONLY FOR A MOMENT, THEN THE MOMENTโS GONE
lmao image posters actually kept the thread going to another day
You're standing at a loss
In front of a door
That's been closed for so long
With your foreseeing eyes
What do you see?
Very nice bird thread here.
>>716491483Too many catfags unfortunately.
Finishing the thread with Mio
>>716491457>You're standing at a loss>What do you see?Lilah miscarried the baby. B^U
Finishing the thread with Eunie
>finishing thread with mio
Finishing the thread with Sena!
Finishing the thread with cute and canon.
Finishing this bed with desecration of canon
>>716492130>>716491713Why are catfags so obnoxious?
>>716491346Just did it to spite that one retard that keeps trying to shut down threads.
FINISHING THE THREAD WITH ARCUEID
Finishing the thread with cute and canon.
>>716492202Give me the source before the thread dies.
>>716492269>keep the thread up so we can continue shitposting about Melia 24/7!!!!Kill yourself.
finishing the thread with
>>716492350Both available on CuddlyOctopus Xenoblade and Undertale show up if you sort by series.
Any warriors at the end of thread?
Finishing this thread
WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>716491989Eunie is the perfect woman
Finishing this thread with what it deserves
>>716492449Enjoy, anon! Similar to X it's heavily side content focused, and a lot of the side content is quite good.