Thread 716449567

Gemma

>>716449567 (OP)
no pubes??? this game sucks

she's ugly in the same way tatted insta whores or that one ugly bitch in dmc5 is ugly. it gives me the ick.

>>716449567 (OP)
Thrusting my sword into her forge

>>716449686
Gem is pure and with no tattoos

>>716449686
faggot

>>716449567 (OP)
>Finally we got hot bitches instead of the ugly handler
>Nobody does SFM porn

>>716449846
You already know some grease wizard is working on a 12-minute blender animation as we speak. Give it a week and she'll be getting raided by a legion of palicos in glorious 4K.

>>716449567 (OP)
>doesn't have golden brown tanned skinned from working the forge all the time
shit design

>>716449567 (OP)
>not even a little bounce
holy unplayable garbage

>>716449567 (OP)
There's not a single cute or attractive girl in Wilds. Not one. World and Rise had several. Out of all the downgrades this game has, this specific one is probably the worst. I miss both of the handlers. I miss the twin maidens. I miss the dango loli. Wilds is shit and its girls are shit

>>716449567 (OP)
She can beat on my red hot stick if you know what I mean

>>716449567 (OP)
god I wish that red hot iron was my dick right now

>>716449567 (OP)
Why isn't her stomach blistered and burned?

>>716449567 (OP)
Collective shout will ban mods sooner or later outright. I'm sure nexus would immediately join them on that front

>>716452950
>World
Literally whomst

Oh man, Alma out here in those fresh open-toed sandals, and my brain's short-circuiting! In my headcanon, this girl hasn't seen a shower since the Forbidden Lands expedition kicked off. Talking weeks of trudging through monster guts and sweat, rocking those closed-toed sandals with ZERO socks. Mmm oh the stench must've been marinating like a fine aged cheese down there, a pungent masterpiece of foot funk. Now with those toes out? I'm drooling like a starved Palico imagining that ripe, unwashed aroma wafting my way. What's that smell?...Mmm sweet stinky Alma feet...Oooh, it sings to me. I need a quest to hunt that scent and inhale those fucking feet before I lose my mind.

She lets out some mean braps

>>716449567 (OP)
Wouldn't it hurt to get sparks flying on your tits?

>>716454545
MonHun humans are basically superhuman compared to real humans

>>716454671
doubt it

>>716452950
Most of the grand hub receptionists are attractive. Worldbab is coping

>>716449846
>SFM
Majority of coom creators have moved on to using Blender for making animations.

>>716452950
retard take

>All monsters are shit
>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage
>Unskippable walking segments
>No endgame
>No Elder Dragons
>No HR final boss
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No challenge
>No MH language
Is this the worst game of all time?

>>716455789
You forgot
>runs like absolute shit on pc

>>716454367
Based

hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

>>716457895
Wilds killed the MH franchise bro.

>>716449567 (OP)
This is game is woke!! We won.

>>716452950
Maki makes my dick drip

LITTLE BROWN GIRLS ARE THE BEST

>>716449567 (OP)
I hope the watergun gesture stays after flamefeet. Sniping people from the top of the large bones at the hub is peak hub shenanigans. If they won't bring back 4 player lobbies at least we'll have that.

>>716460116
Of course it's permanent; why wouldn't it be?
The sakura dance from the previous festival is still in the game.

>>716460043
based Maki enjoyer

>>716460043
sex with little brown girls

>>716449846
there's already a few including VR
her face up close really isn't flattering

>>716462065
Sure but not that ugly brownoid. Priscilla FF7 Reddit birth mogs that creatura you posted.

>>716449846
>sfm in current year

>>716449567 (OP)
made for BWC

Everyone in wilds is so fucking ugly. Gemma's retarded FAS face included.

>>716465254
Gem is cute

>>716449567 (OP)
>capcom so desperate they're trying to bait people with coomer skins
lol nah

>>716465254
cute smithy

>>716449567 (OP)
Where's the boob sweat from working in front of a hot forge?

>>716466558
I tongue it all off

>>716457895
Everyone is using AI
Look on rule 34 and you already have 100 pieces of fanart

>>716449686
Pride month was last month

kek all it took was some coomer shit to make them forget about wildslop

>>716470410
DD2 devs punching the air rn

>>716449567 (OP)
>that will never be your think massive penis

Bros...

>>716466558
Use the watergun emote.

You know they censored the Diva of all things? They gave her a void under her legs, and under that void, SPATS, when she's so tiny and far away from anything that I wonder if there was ever a bigger waste of effort.

>>716470410
seems to be a running trend these times.
>make abysmal dogshit
>slap naked women on top
>drones buy it
first descendant, mechabreak, the new genshitclone, marvel rivals, monster slopper wilds, wuchink fallen frames, etc.

>>716449567 (OP)
Imagine the burns

>>716449567 (OP)
i dont know why but i hate how most black smith like this isnt sweaty and oily

>>716473010
heh the rugburns

I don't feel like playing until Master Rank comes out. Is the Water Gun a time-limited emote that goes away after the festival, or do I get to claim it and keep it forever more? Because it's apparently useful for things as an actual water-element attack.

>>716452950
Woah...you're so fucking gay

>>716449567 (OP)
smiffins hard work, mate
sweaty too

>>716449567 (OP)

Gooner bait for a game that sucks

>>716452950
>posts a girl that only looks good in fanart/mods

bros…

>>716449567 (OP)
made for BWC

Crapcom is desperate for people to play their shittiest MH to date

>>716449567 (OP)
what a nothing of a character, god I fucking hate the Lowrank story in MHW

>>716449567 (OP)
>tfw my first introduction to gemma was that webm in which her model replaces some farting monster

>>716478296
The 2nd fleet master in World has more soul and personality than this stupid skank. Her cutscenes sucks and she does nothing meaningful in the narrative whatsoever.

>>716478482
yeah she really is just there because they wanted to appeal to coomers because her writing sure isn't making her appealing, same with Alma who is just designed to be generic "girlfriend" replaced her ass with Erik as soon as I could, at least he has the personality of being autistic

>>716449736
but with hair and hoops like one of those festival whores

>>716476367
nice nikocado face

>>716478179
nope. congalala mating press

What’s with capcom and sweaty girls?

>>716449567 (OP)
>Monster Hunter Wilds
Oh yeah... that happened

>>716479485
It still is happening

>>716479528
whos gonna tell blud XD

>>716479567
nta but you lost faggot. keep crying until the expansion then double the seething once its out, you nigger.

>>716479567
Capcom tries their hardest to keep that line above a 7 year old game

I made a better loop than that OP.

>>716480053
No you didn't.

fresh from the oven

>>716449606
you ruin every thread you touch

The arch-tempered monsters are actually hard and fun to fight. Not the tuna tho, fuck the tuna.

kek

>>716473010
>>716475758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glVrf7J6wss

>>716452950
Alma's in the game.

>>716449567 (OP)
GEMMAAAAA!!!

dangerzone

>>716483986
now this is games journalism

>>716462065
censor that shit anon

>>716449686
faggot

>>716449567 (OP)
I like when they switched the farting baboon model with hers

>>716486407
HIS
NAME
IS
CONGALALA
YOU
IMBECILE

Cool, I'll jerk off to the porn but the game still looks like shit and runs like shit.
Also has DENUVO, so auto pass.

>>716454545
I like when people keep painting tits as a cripple while men have their balls dangling on the outside
If anything, big breasts could be a cushion, helping dampen a forward impact, while getting kicked in the nuts just sucks
As long as you're covered up properly, sparks need not matter much flat chest or not

>>716483986
this is so funny to me
it's a tropical summer themed event, are people not supposed to be wearing beach attire for it?

>>716484665
Alma's tits aren't that big
Gemma's probably are tho

>>716449606
That's not where pubs grow you retard

>>716480053
>no jiggles from any part of her body
Shit devs with no skill.

>>716483591
need more

>>716486780
>As long as you're covered up properly, sparks need not matter much flat chest or not
Yeah no shit dumbass, but her chest isn't covered up properly

>>716449567 (OP)
wilds is easily the 2nd best monster hunter game ever after the masterpiece that was world

>>716487489
she needs a happy trail

>>716483591
>you will never lick the sweat off of Gemma's tummy
god why even live

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