Thread 716449808 - /v/ [Archived: 17 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:21:56 AM No.716449808
fetus
fetus
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Anyone else fucking miss when Nintendo actually made games for everyone? Games that were challenging and actually respected the player's intelligence, easy to learn but difficult to master, while still being accessible for new players?

Now it just seems like they ever make is games tailored exclusively to small children that basically play themselves.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:23:26 AM No.716449896
Bananza has plenty of challenge for a family game, you're just getting older and better at them.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:26:26 AM No.716450062
>>716449808 (OP)
it's almost as if nintendo games are made for little kids...
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:26:57 AM No.716450101
>a youtuber said it so it must be true
average iq of the typical anon has gone down in the last decade, undeniably - how do we fix this?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:27:25 AM No.716450127
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1616390874056
md5: f4df295d0730c1fe9f4f4d28d6dd47a0๐Ÿ”
Didn't you just make this thread?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:27:29 AM No.716450134
>>716449808 (OP)
Kill yourself disgusting faggot
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:27:37 AM No.716450141
>>716449808 (OP)
Not taking the opnion of a futa coomer simp.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:28:22 AM No.716450186
>>716450127
It got pruned.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:28:28 AM No.716450193
My 5y old finds it challenging. How old are your kids?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:28:33 AM No.716450207
>>716449808 (OP)
Didn't you just make this same thread? you're a spammer and a faggot
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:28:47 AM No.716450225
>>716450101
Raise the minimum age to post on 4chan up to 28
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:29:18 AM No.716450259
>>716450225
Oy vey, think of the lost ad revenue
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:29:44 AM No.716450284
>>716450186
it got pruned for being eceleb trash.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:29:54 AM No.716450294
>>716449808 (OP)
Synthetic man is a voice cracking faggot. He needs to get out of puberty before he starts calling anyone a fetus.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:30:11 AM No.716450307
>>716449808 (OP)
>why dont these games for babies appeal to me
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:30:52 AM No.716450350
>>716449808 (OP)
Fuck off faggot.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:30:56 AM No.716450357
Has this guy ever said a positive thing about anything in his life?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:31:01 AM No.716450367
>>716450307
Itโ€™s for everyone. Every game you play is primarily played by children.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:31:09 AM No.716450373
capsule_616x353
capsule_616x353
md5: 75e02610784cdbc452fc9bda507318da๐Ÿ”
Why is Balan Wonderworld universally panned despite doing the exact same thing but way better? Is it just because it's not Nintendo? Astro World wasn't.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:32:03 AM No.716450430
>>716450373
lol you almost got me with this retarded bait
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:32:40 AM No.716450481
>>716450186
Ahh, naruhodo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:33:03 AM No.716450505
>>716450430
what dried your ovaries, sir
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:33:30 AM No.716450530
Name one difficult 3D collectathon
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:33:38 AM No.716450537
Screenshot_2025-07-26_010503
Screenshot_2025-07-26_010503
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>>716449808 (OP)
Synthetic man now has a girlfriend (male) and is no longer a chudcel. Sad.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:34:02 AM No.716450568
Shitty youtube essays getting thousands of views are proof that idiocracy is real
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:34:16 AM No.716450582
>>716449808 (OP)
cope and rope macaco
you retarded brazil nigger ape.
You are a failed abortion, so you should love this "game for fetuses"
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:34:35 AM No.716450606
>>716450530
It doesn't have to be difficult, but even games like Banjo and Mario 64 are like 50x harder than Bananza
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:34:47 AM No.716450616
>>716450373
>this confuses and angers the tendie
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:34:52 AM No.716450617
>>716449808 (OP)
>DAE Idiocracy a documentary??
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:35:08 AM No.716450636
>>716450062
>>716450307
>old game offered decent challenge, old game fun
>new game too easy, new game not as fun
>want new game to offer more challenge like old game
>"IT'S MADE FOR KIDS SUCK IT UP"
it's not that complicated retards
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:36:04 AM No.716450696
>>716450530
Hat in time is kinda hard from what I remember
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:36:23 AM No.716450713
>>716450062
Nintendo games are made for thirty year olds, not kids.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:36:26 AM No.716450716
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1636209645031
md5: b39e3e3c64a3b56c2ea5f56eafad4922๐Ÿ”
>>716450225
>Tfw 27
y-yeah...fucken zoomers...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:36:29 AM No.716450717
>>716450367
Wow then maybe Collective Shout was right to carpet bomb porn games. I'm playing Claire's Quest right now and I don't think kids should play it.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:37:04 AM No.716450757
>>716450505
Those arenโ€™t ovaries. Thatโ€™s my nutsack on your face.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:37:08 AM No.716450760
>>716450530
there's difference between "difficult" and mind-numbingly easy. Every 3D Mario game has a good chunk of optional content that ranges from pretty challenging to very difficult.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:37:49 AM No.716450805
crash dance
crash dance
md5: 3c8c31b6071f6c75bf821c737b89afdb๐Ÿ”
I miss the attitude era....
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:37:59 AM No.716450820
1444421393246
1444421393246
md5: b0f5e04a644413b465b1fdbde12347ef๐Ÿ”
Tendies spent fucking $70(plus tax) on this babyslop and are coping hard.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:38:11 AM No.716450832
>>716450717
I played porn games when I wasnโ€™t having sex as a tween/teen. Most virgins playing porn games are underaged.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:39:40 AM No.716450931
>>716449808 (OP)
Synth can go fuck himself, fucking doomer faggot, he hates everything and is never happy. Dude enjoys being a miserable, bitter fuck
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:40:06 AM No.716450958
>>716450820
>>716450820
Lmao the autistic underage virgin posting anime underage girls has the nerve to call anyone an enjoyer of babyslop. Have some humility, you faggot loser.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:40:35 AM No.716450993
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>>716450805
>this was 20 years ago
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:40:44 AM No.716451005
>>716449808 (OP)
Ummm Cony told ne its a masterpiece.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:40:48 AM No.716451009
>>This game is for little children?
>Then why are you playing it?
>>Sh-shut up!
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:41:10 AM No.716451025
>>716450931
Iโ€™m sure his uncle molested him
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:41:47 AM No.716451063
Restored
Restored
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It will be always funny to me how nintendo thinks their main audience are children when in fact it is manchildren.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:42:22 AM No.716451107
>>716450820
You need to change your posting patterns, it's way too easy to notice you.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:42:35 AM No.716451118
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IMG_2234
md5: 715085bd49557faf61d7cbbf0ba25d9e๐Ÿ”
>>716450805
You mean like this? Clearly youโ€™ve never seen Crashโ€™s Japanese design.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:42:36 AM No.716451119
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>>716450958
Anime website, zoom zoom.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:42:53 AM No.716451134
>>716450820
>slop
fuck you, retire this faggot word already goddamn
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:43:47 AM No.716451203
>>716451009
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:44:25 AM No.716451246
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md5: 4e6422a839a65eafe1b8c350757d2ee9๐Ÿ”
>>716451107
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:44:34 AM No.716451258
faggot dk
faggot dk
md5: 17f06bb7893f56d54882311061520088๐Ÿ”
>>716451118
too bad the actual game is nothing like that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:44:47 AM No.716451267
Why is DK a dorky white guy now? He was a cool black dude before
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:44:59 AM No.716451281
>>716449808 (OP)
>when Nintendo made games that were challenging

That was a LONG time ago.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:46:08 AM No.716451340
>>716451119
Go be attracted to adults, faggot. Donโ€™t call anyone a baby when you obsess over anime girl tweens. You call us baby slop enjoyers when you have a baby dick that couldnโ€™t please an adult. Anime is a very tiny portion of 4chan now. Go have sex and delete your anime girl folder.