Thread 716453083 - /v/ [Archived: 12 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:16:17 AM No.716453083
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>Pick this up on sale
>15 hours in
>Not a single interesting character
>Half of them talk in the most obnoxious cockney / Scotch accents
>Riddled with the shallowest, most on the nose anti-racism commentary possible
>The church is le evil and religion is used to control people
>Pretty sure I've already guessed what the big twist will be because anime writing has zero subtlety
>Combat is entirely luck based; always one miss or unlucky critical hit away from the enemy wiping your entire party in one turn

How the hell did so many people shill for this garbage? I'm seriously thinking that Atlus paid off reviewers.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:17:20 AM No.716453131
i'm surprised you made it 15h if you hate it that much
i'm only 3h in and it's a fucking slog
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:18:54 AM No.716453218
I do like the twist that the mc name is will and you are canonically the princeโ€™s will
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:20:01 AM No.716453284
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OIP (6)
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>>716453083 (OP)
>>Half of them talk in the most obnoxious cockney / Scotch accents
>ENG dub
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:21:55 AM No.716453382
>>716453083 (OP)
>>716453131
>filtered
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:23:01 AM No.716453463
>>716453284
What does it matter what audio you have on if the game only has dubtitles?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:23:07 AM No.716453471
>>716453083 (OP)
>Loved E33
>Ask on 4chins and reddit for similar games
>Be recommended Metaflop
>It's hot garbage and not at all like E33
No wonder it took almost a full year for it to sell 2m copies while E33 took less than a month to sell 3.3m.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:24:58 AM No.716453592
>>716453382
Nah, lil cuh the game is ass. Lame ass dungeon level design, only 3/4 combat tracks throughout the entire fucking game and a bunch of time-wasting calendar bullshit. Drags on for 30 hours too long.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:26:45 AM No.716453703
>>716453083 (OP)
Dropped it after 2-3 hours. I just can't win with the battle system. But I have a hard time with jrpg turn based combat anyway..
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:26:46 AM No.716453706
>>716453592
>lil cuh
>incoherent monkey noises
mutt opinions are not valid.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:27:16 AM No.716453735
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>>716453463
>่‹ฑ่ชžๅญ—ๅน•
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:28:38 AM No.716453818
>>716453471
try rebirth its amazing
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:29:10 AM No.716453854
>>716453471
>sales equal quality
black ops 6 and ea fc 25 clear expedition 33 im afraid
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:29:33 AM No.716453881
>>716453083 (OP)
funny how this game no cultural impact while its 10-20 year old precessors reach bump limit just discussing randoms social links
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:29:52 AM No.716453889
>>716453471
Persona 5 is more similar to E33 than Metaphor is. But if you want a non-Atlus game, then Final Fantasy X has a similar combat system to E33.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:30:58 AM No.716453950
>>716453854
>black ops 6 and ea fc 25
Apples and Oranges; they are a completely different genre. E33 and Metaphor are both turn based RPGs.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:31:06 AM No.716453967
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>>716453284
>>716453735
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:35:24 AM No.716454231
>>716453471
Metaphor is Atlusโ€™ fastest selling game, retard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:41:00 AM No.716454581
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md5: ab383d9cf94726b34ceddb97b3093692๐Ÿ”
>>716453967
he won
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:03:52 AM No.716455857
>>716453083 (OP)
>Half of them talk in the most obnoxious cockney / Scotch accents
That's your own fault retard. You chose that in the options.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:04:53 AM No.716455920
>>716453471
I really hate the tourists like you that E33 has brought into the genre.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:17:46 AM No.716456608
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lmaoh
md5: 02089b9f2e7040d769110b6a3f1d7018๐Ÿ”
>>716453083 (OP)
>Too many zone changes.
>Too many tiny pointless zones
>Could not save in dungeon.
>Everything was super easy on Hard Mode
>Character animations were bad
>Character models looked worse than P5, (possibly worse than TMS:FE)
I made it to first boss and quit. I normally preorder Digital Deluxe versions of Atlus games, glad I didn't. Hulkenberg's flat ass saved me from preordering it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:36:37 AM No.716457665
>>716455920
God forbid people show interest in JRPGs after playing a good one.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:39:18 AM No.716457795
>>716457665
>good one
LMAO it really is the non anime artstyle that brings you niggers to these games
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:41:26 AM No.716457916
>>716457795
Yeah, it proves that JRPGs are much better when you remove al the weeb garbage.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:41:41 AM No.716457939
Lol the luck comment is hilarious. Come back after playing Nocturne retard.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:49:14 AM No.716458396
>>716453463
You don't have to listen to trannies speaking and you can autocorrect text in your head when you KNOW what was being said in Japanese.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:53:55 AM No.716458653
"Gamers" these days are culture war retards that don't actually play vidya and have no interest in vidya history or culture. Kill yourself immediately if you agree with this take. Especially if you think E33 saved turn-based games, then make sure that it's painful
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:55:18 AM No.716458741
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md5: 9fc30ee55cb612619fed26e9ced3c9af๐Ÿ”
>>716453083 (OP)
it's literally fantasy Persona.
it's Persona with dragons and elves and castles and fairies.
do you like Persona? you'll probably like this.

that said i do think it's wild that it got a GOTY nomination.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:04:38 AM No.716459305
>>716457795
>Remove the gay shit
>Genre suddenly becomes good
Who'd have thought?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:27 AM No.716459893
>>716453083 (OP)
you should know by now if /v/ praises something it's going to be dogshit