Thread 716457148

This is a squid

That's a kid

>>716457148 (OP)
A SQUID OF WHAT?

Yeah it is

>>716457190
THAT'S A KID THAT'S A SQUID

>>716457148 (OP)
stop posting underage characters on /v/ you incel pedofreak

>>716457810
did you get lost on your way to reddit?

>>716457148 (OP)
That's a succubus

>>716457190
That's a squid

What's with the semi-recent obsession with projectile shit speckle freckles? Looks so fucking nasty

>>716457864
redditors are pedophiles though, what point are you making?

>>716457810
>underage
I read somewhere that character is 80 years old :)

>>716457148 (OP)
i know you use shitter

>>716459131
I'd like to use her shitter, if you know what I mean.

>>716459131
OCTOPUS CULO

picture being told that you have to splat this

>>716457190
Aren't the Inklings teenagers?

>>716457148 (OP)
>This is cute feet

>>716459663
>>716457190
out of ten, yes.

>>716459131
right is the sexiest outfit I've ever seen in a kids game

>>716457810
Where's the Epstein files, MIGAbro?

>>716459784
how do you mean

>>716457148 (OP)
>anklet
confirmed footslut

>>716459871
It's just shorts, you're not some kind of sicko, are you?

Why don't they just say that in the next game everyone is playing as adults so they can make way more coom outfits?

>>716457148 (OP)
Do they squirt ink when they cum?

>>716457148 (OP)
Feet...

>>716457148 (OP)
when is he gonna start doing porn

>>716459571
You don't need to tell me

>>716463132
His pixiv has tasteful nudity at least.

>>716464004
gonna need a link

>>716459571
made for BWC

>>716465272
pixiv.net/en/users/89412417

>>716465838
thanks but that tasteful nudity needs more big throbbing squid cock we're all just pretending isn't there to maintain artistic integrity

I love salmon run

>>716466123
never be on my team

>>716466172
I've reached eggsecutive vp 300~ by playing with randoms, this game mode is the best. Never enough scales though.

>>716457217
out of kid!

this thread is problematic
we need off-model art to make it a regular coomer thread

>>716466645
>off-model

>>716466645
My bad, now put the eggs in the basket

>>716466123
Me too man, me too

>>716459663
Not according to an official commercial for the first game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke05YELaAgA

>>716457810
instead of squid game with humans it should be called kid game with squids

>>716457190
>now

>>716457190
>squiddenly

>>716469452
>you're a squid
>out of 10!

>>716457265
NOW

>>716468629
They age alongside real life years. Funny enough pearl should be 30 next year

>>716471449
>YOU'RE A SQUID, OUT OF TEN, YOU'RE A SQUID, OUT OF TEN, YOU'RE A SQUID-

>>716474110
>GET SQUIDNANT GET SQUIDNANT GET SQUIDNANT

>>716474110
ok thats actually pretty funny

Hi

Hi

If payment processors ever shut down this board nothing of value will be lost

>>716458021
Now

>>716477037
I won't say /v/ doesn't deserve to be shut down, but mastercard and visa don't deserve to be the ones to do it.

>>716457190
Not when I'm done ejaculating inside it!

>>716466123
>>716466259
SR shouldve have got proper manga series

Ceph sex.

>>716477917
SR has the potential have some cool storylines regarding salmon/ceph interactions with a dark war subplot that could go hand in their hand with already post war society recovery subplot that's happening. Even beyond that, I think they left a lot open with a fresh setting that they could make something interesting.

I feel like Shadman drawing Kemstar's daughter was a turning point for this shit

>>716459131
left - plausible deniability pit slut
right - explicit and unambiguous pit slut

>>716457148 (OP)
Woomy when they see human males:
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
>GET PAINTED GET PAINTED GET PAINTED

>>716478106
gb2 sharty you fucking embryo

>>716457148 (OP)
>>716457190
SO WHICH IS IT???

>>716479051
It's a skid

>>716478690
Plump octo wife...

>>716459663
They are 14 at the very least. Inklings develop the ability to take a humanoid form at 14 canonically.

>>716457148 (OP)
>You're a pedo now!
>You're a zoophile now!
>You're a pedo now!
>You're a zoophile now!
>You're a pedo nooooow!

>>716478767
True, I saw it on the Discovery Channel.

>>716484036
however... ?

Squids are quick to recognise lewdness.

>>716480909
>Hey Alexa, everytime I thrust, tell me my sexuality.

>>716457148 (OP)
>>716459571
>>716478038
>>716478690
>>716480581
Splacoom thread?

>>716485050
No way

Whats the status on the squid goon game?

>>716485983
Which one? There are 3 out at the moment.

>>716486328
Forgot the name, was some 3d version of another game
massage?
Not sure

>>716486441
it's still a lot of work to be done.
i tested it out when he released 1.0, but it's still pretty rough

>>716457148 (OP)
>>716457190
I love children with wide hips.

>>716487797
Gross

>>716487797
ew

>>716487797
3DPD

>>716487797
I just don't get how people can look at cute anime girls and then somehow think that this garbage is anything like that

why are the inklings so goddamn jiggly?

>>716487906
>>716487928
>>716487997
>>716488028
>literally virtual signaling to your fellow retards
just don't reply if you don't like it

>>716487797
>that
>wide
at least post a REAL hebe with child-birthing hips.

>>716488217
Instead you could stop posting your slippery slope projectionist garbage

>>716487797
Death sentence
Liking loli is fine but this is genuinely revolting

Why flat squid?

>>716488217
>I purposely entered a squid thread, and now I'm feeling excluded
>how could this happen to me?

>>716488649
>off-model assvomit
>thinks his opinion matters

>>716488591
Drained ink sacs, need refilling

>>716487432
Whats the name again?

>>716488217
>Real children: disgusting and annoying
>Squid kids: sexo

>>716488758
off-model > off-topic

Nintendo just does not give a shit anymore heh ?

>>716488649
CLOTHED PAIZURI

>>716488989
It's not like you're allowed to post real ones for you to make an informed choice betwen the two

>>716488649
Maybe you did. I purposely entered a kid thread and I feel very included.

>>716489139
Unlike you I don’t have a restraining order keeping me 500 ft away from elementary schools so I actually know how disgusting real children are. If you wanna derail the thread so badly stop that pussy shit and spam cp or gore.

>>716488989
Blame nintendo anon , not the innocent splatoon enjouyers ffs.

>>716487797
>Normal people: aww look at the cute girls doing things!
>Me: why are they dressed like that? Why are they dancing like that? Do their parents not care?

I spent my life not giving a shit and now I'm some fucking weird half conservative half liberal where I want really dirty sex but also cry every time I see a woman dress to lewdly as if they're on a path to being sex trafficked. What the fuck happened?

>>716489353
I’m a splatoon enjoyer you retard.

>>716473559
>Funny enough pearl should be 30 next year
lolibaba sexo....

>>716489490
Thanks bro
Is it true there was preg involved?

>>716489617
i think that was mentioned, yes

>>716489884
Guess its quite a ways off

>>716489991
actually, his previous game had "pregnancy" as well, but wasn't displayed with a bigger belly, it only mentioned

>>716490178
Just stop posting dude. That shit does not belong anywhere on /v/.

>>716489884
If i remember right, preg is going to be the endgame for being in a relationship
i wonder if harem pregnancy will be an option if you're good enough

>>716490406
>*That shit does not belong anywhere
total pedophile death

>>716487797
ew put it back in the oven it's not done yet

sexy squid child on big busty squid lady yuri?

>>716457810
*hebe

>>716490927
no

>>716487797
>>716490178

I came in less than 2min ty anon, sexy women made for marriage like god intended and only tranny faggot kike lovers would deny it so they can get groomed to work for shlomocorp and be enslaved to be miserable childless roasties. Love and marriage for all girls for happy families, total globohomo death.

look at this adult squid

>>716494038
squid's not hot

please do not sexualize my inkling daughter, thanks

>>716494164
understood, we will sexualize your inkling son instad