https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZNU-T8rFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-paYYeSvnc
Don't play a video game called Umamusume

Remember, if she used two legs, she was scared.
If she used one leg, it was on purpose.

moshi moshi?

Why did they make her look like she'll steal by gf

>>716458090

REMINDER
THIS is the FINAL BOSS of Umas
NO (you) cannot defeat her

>>716457747
"tryhard" is not an insult in umamusume

Have you said THANK YOU CYGENEROUS yet?

Do love the horse girls called umamusume

>>716458128

>>716458170
>1164 wit
lol what a witlet

I got to schlop up Chrono's bathwater, bros!

Another 3k carrots to Manhattan

>>716457747
It really shows how much the character design has degraded over the years

>>716458016 (OP)
Montjeu was jetlagged. Special FRAUD deserves an asterisk next to her Japan Cup win

https://youtu.be/Ob9NiVSuRA0?si=oKQ_sm-1g0jt0kb4

umas don't seem to cheat except for creek

people keep saying that kitasan only becomes good at 3LB or higher. how true is that? Like I'm not retarded, I get that it's *better,* but that's true of every card surely. If I have say a 2LB kita, is it really such a massive gulf in difference to waste my friend slot on a higher ranked one instead of using it to search for something else I might be missing?

>>716458363

>>716458514
her specialty priority unlocks at level 45

>>716458519
this should have been her default it looks way better

>>716458016 (OP)
That smug Spe-chan is doing things to me...

>>716458514
specialty priority, aka her odds of showing up in her type of training (speed in her case) shows up at level 45 and the value doubles at 50

>>716458395
I remember tachyon having an event where someone straight up begs her for PEDs and assuming all her experiments basically amounted to that

>>716458514
even at LB1 Kitasan black is one of my best speed cards because she is flexible with her skills and events, she's never a bad choice to slap onto a deck.
she does get a lot better at 3LB tho I can't argue that.

i won

>>716458672
Oooh winner! Winner!

>>716458672
I refuse to believe this is real

>>716458672
NEGRO

Special Week fucking sucks. Why did they make her the protagonist?

>>716458582
Maybe. But (understandably, and for good and worse) they decided to go with the classic nice and friendly schoolgirl MC look.

>>716458672
EXPLORE

>>716458783
So many things went wrong with her.
>Being the most phoned-in character.
>Everything that went wrong with the actual horse.
>That interview with the VA and the horse.

>>716458783
Because fuck you, thats why.

>>716458959
>That interview with the VA and the horse.
?????

>>716458514
you know this game has been out for 4 years right? Stop coping and max her or dont and just borrow. The amount of retards thinking they can get 4 dupes with 200 rolls is hilarious. Imagine trying to get 4 dupes with hoyoslop rates

did you know that Suzuka is skilled at spinning penis

>>716458959
>interview with the VA and the horse.
...they interviewed the horse?

>>716459113
Did you know that Umamusume: Pretty Derby uses a very unique anti-cheat system? So rare is it, in fact. That only one other game on earth uses this anti-cheat! Can you guess which one! Street Fighter V
I feel very sick to my stomach knowing this! Oh no!

I am watching Cinderella Gray and this is quite honestly the best anime I've seen in at least the last 5 years. And I watch a lot of anime.

>>716458198
why does it look like she bullies trainers?

>Finally got first non-pity Kitasan at 200+115 pulls
yay...

>>716459078
No, but are you aware that Nishino Flower can juggle forever?

>only at 150
do i blow even more carrots for pity or just give up bros

>>716458959
>irl Special Week died while Season 1 was airing

am I doing good, right? trying to improve everything

>>716459408
that.. probably explains why tokai teio was the protagonist of season 2

>>716459517
trainer......

>>716458783
only for the 1st season. her irl story is probably the most basic that a protag could possibly have in a sports anime, which made it most suitable for introducing the audience to the concept of uma musumes and uma racing.
even then, her season kinda had to get hard carried by suzuka after her leg crack because she really is a basic bitch

>>716458783
he had a sad life.

>>716459517
Get more Speed/Power, this is winnable

Stop slandering Special Weeku.

>>716459517
Doesn't look too bad. Excessive amount of stamina in comparison to some other stats, though. And if you're running her as a late surger you'll probably want more power.

Two failed 4% trainings into practice poor into slacker. Why are you doing this to me McQueen?

>>716459667
I don't hate her. she's just bland.

>>716459517
you better have them as a front runner. All you need to pump is speed and wit from now on since you have far too much stamina, power, and guts.

>>716458783
Because IRL his mom died he was a handraised by humans, making uma-Spe a perfect fish out of water who isn't used to living with other umas

I heard Special Week horse hates females? Explain?

>>716458672
A challenger appears

>>716459823
hes MGTOW

>>716459823
raised by humans their whole life instead of other horses.

>>716459739
the anime is an ad for the game

>>716459228
th real oguri cap's life and career was already a shounen sports anime, retelling that story with some anime horsegirls and a decent budget is a perfect setup for anime of the season/year

Did the 3000 free carats hype already come and go? These threads go so fast I didn't see anyone mention it. Still no kitasans :'(

>>716459801
>>716459580
>>716459639
>>716459706
got raped at the jbc sprint

rip

>>716459819
Oh that explains a ton.

>>716458060
Are you talking about leg-locking?

Nice, my LB3 kitasan is pretty much guaranteed now

>>716458016 (OP)
what horse do I run to easily win fillie's revue for the event mission?

>see the 3,000 carrots pop up
>more rolls for Makween
>see the SSR pop on the last one
>Biwa
Thanks for the clovers, I guess.

>>716459056
if you weren't a retard you would be rerolling for at least 3

>>716459904
re-try. Front runner, speed and wit focus. Youll get the power you need from Speed training. Go for front runner skills. She'll never lose except for the long race that you only need to run in.

you got this!

>mlb'd my kita since the 3000 carats gave me the last 10pull i needed
now i can save for manhattan cafe

I have prayed game called umapyoi

>>716459823
The horse hated all mares except for Mejiro Dober.

Summer Spe soon

>>716459904
>breaking out of traffic
>power
shouldn't that be wit?

the people that complain about special week being bland are why all the new umas look like vtuber freaks.

>>716460005
rolling for 3 is peak retard. You still cant beat whales and the game is boring as fuck without horses to train

>>716459989
I did that with Bakashin
>>716460109
No, it's power. With wit you can potentially avoid boxing. Skills are better, though.

>>716460115
don't the real life people that own the horses design the umas, or at least have a say. i doubt they care about how popular the horses are they just want to have their anime horse waifu shown.

Why are race horses prone to being chuds?

>>716460115
But Kitasan is also bland.

at 197 pulls on the card banner

been trying to get kitasan dupes but somehow maxed Diamond instead

>>716460109
ignore everything the green woman says

Post curvature

So should I roll for another Kitasan with my 5000 carats or just wait?
Have a 3LB Kitasan

>>716459873
Why the fuck did they do that? Did they realize how much attrition there was once global people found out about the gacha rates and carat generation?

>>716460148
if you think rolling for 3 is retarded when each reroll is like 2 minutes, and you can just save accounts if you get bored of doing it, AND you can just run an emulator with multiple instances, you might just be a dumb fuck. either get a couple kb's now or forever be at the whims of a cygames gacha.

>>716460235
Yeah but her boobs are big

>>716460271
just wait, you can upgrade her later with anniversary currency

>>716460271
just wait, 3lb is good enough and in a couple months you'll get an item to get the last lb

>no Kitasans
GIVE ME MORE CYGAMES
MORE

>>716460115
Many of the new designs are honestly close to atrocious. Simple is best.

>>716460393
Nah I honestly have issues differentiating all the brown hair with white detail umas, there's just too many it feels like cinderella girls.

>>716460210
based micro penis rager

Should I roll for more Kitasans? Already got through 1 pity.

You can't BAIT ME CYGAYMES I'M NOT PULLING FOR KITA SAN ANYMORE I'M SAVING FOR HER

>>716460148
nta and I refuse to be a complete slave to metafaggotry but I wanted a good enough deck to play properly and somewhere around the 120 point I entered sunk cost fallacy, once I get my pity I doubt I'll ever spend a carat on cards again

>>716460542
the Super Creek banner just up ahead is nice

>>716460115
The more I see her the more I believe Gold Ship's design is perfect. Literally most of her family members look like generic Girl's Frontline type shit.

>>716460542
it's not even about being meta, she makes your life easier in all forms of content.

>>716460525
based

>>716460604
Shit, when is it?

I DON'T CARE ABOUT KITASAN. I JUST WANT TEIO.

>>716460610
i like the one with the varsity jacket on the left

247 pulls and still no kitasan

>>716460674
judging by the patterns people estimate its release around mid August

I wish the horse and card resources were separate i hate having to choose between cards or the actual horses

>>716460290
>forever be at the whims of a cygames gacha
Nah, I'd win.

>>716460727
this is why you roll on cards now with kitasan and round out your support library, for the next few years you can save and roll on horses instead

>>716460052
based

>>716460723
Well son of a bitch I regret spending those carats on Kitasan then I already hit pity and it's not like I was going to get another one in 2 10 pulls.

if i see twintail troubles one more time...

>>716460727
I think this is the main reason that getting nothing good on a horse roll has an "oh well :P" feeling while getting nothing good on a card roll makes me want to shoot myself

>>716460789
this is always the best option if youre not deeply in love with one of the horses

>>716460789
Please don't do that...

>>716460458
They can be a bit samey. In fact, the tame designs were one of the reasons I didn't give a shit about the game despite having heard of the project in like 2016 or 17 and even played some collabs in other Cygames games. But after seeing the game in action and having now played it, these are much more pleasing to my eye than the future busy "Genshin designs".

>>716459904
she looks genuinely traumatized

>>716460712
I'm with you and these last 2 rolls somehow just make me feel worse.

>>716460789
Do a flip.

I know letting you pool pity points across banners would be too nice for a gacha but would it fucking kill them to at least let you buy something halfway decent with the clovers

How bad is it to have LB2 kitasan?

>>716460789
Do it fucker. Delete the account while you're at it. Burn the bridge.

>>716458783
idk. hell, even top road was a better protag than her

>>716460789
>>716460867
The faustian bargain struck with actually getting a good kitasan reroll or even better upgrading your already established account with high LB kitasan is the pressure to, like, keep playing the game..
uninstalling is unironically the right answer in certain cases like if the bullshit piles too high lol

>Cygames trying to get me to roll for kitasan again when I already have it at 4LB
>they think I'm not gonna save for best girl
Heh, thanks for the free money, suckers.

>>716460610
My first exposure to Orfevre was from Legend Changer so I cannot agree with this.

>>716460851

>>716460851
>>716461085
IT'S FUCKING RACE DAY YOU LITTLE TRAMP

>>716460978
>I know letting you pool pity points across banners would be too nice for a gacha
nikke is the only one i've seen do that

>>716460851

>only LB1 Kitasan
>Super Creek banner coming up
>no possible way to save up for pity by then
My account could not be more bricked

>>716460789
that creates mustard gas

i will not be rolling on the super creek banner

>>716460978
>>716461140
When i first saw that ticket in the shop for 200 clovers i just immediately assumed it was one of the random SSR tickets
I didnt actually pay attention and it took several days to realize just what fucking type of ticket it was
Its disgusting

>>716461140
don't hoyo games let you farm pity as long as you don't hit an s-rank

GOT ENOUGH TO GET HER TO 3LB WE DID IT REDDIT! THANK YOU 3 GODDESSES

>>716460789
i MLB'd her and still feel like uninstalling anyway. the 3* grind is soul crushing

More importantly, when is the Narita Taishin trainee banner? Biwa's career run sold me on her.

>>716461120
>fail a 12% rainbow training the day before a race
>doctor visit takes mood from great to bad and gives practice poor

TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>716460524

>>716460610
I wish GFL had good designs like this instead of whatever thai stripper design trend they have going right now

>>716461341
Bee yourself :)

>>716461329
It's time to 諦める

>>716461329
Also don't forget training -10's whatever you clicked last. So not only do you lose several turns, but your stats get butt fucked too. Might as well just smash your monitor or end the career entirely when that happens.

Does anyone have an uma with Dirt spark that I can borrow? I tried to spam Urara's career but still don't get even a 1*

bwos i only got a 2 star after pity it's over....

>>716461561
FUCK OFF I ONLY HAVE LB1

>>716461561
>>716461601
you guys actually rolled her?
t. could only cash out a pity of her

>>716458112
I fucking love the uma phones.

>>716461432
I have these if it's any good. If you're still around I can swap to which you want and let you grab it, but i'll want to swap back to my main share soon after

>>716460109
Wit allows you to get in a better relative position where she can potentially avoid getting boxed in. Enough Pow allows you to break through boxed positions. However breaking out takes time and the delay might create a gap too big to catch up in the final spurt

>>716461894
this game is so complicated

why don't you kids put down your phones and gamble real money on real horses....

With these 3k gems I think I might go back to reroll hell...

pretty sure horses aren't real

>>716461953
As pathetic as it is gacha is sort of like gambling methadone
unless there's an equivalent of a Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, Pete Rose etc. of gacha games..
the Andira guy was the sacrificial lamb

>>716461953
i am watching the australian races on my second monitor

haha well at least we know this is the worst gatcha rate in the game and everything after this is way better....

>>716461887
yeah, still here

Urara would be dope because I wanna train El Condor Pasta

>>716461953
I can't lust over real horses

>>716460290
>dude just play the game in the most boring way possible because reddit said so
if you see nothing wrong with resetting your account for hours on end for something that isn't even as good as the SRs we have now then you are a legit dumb fuck

>>716460619
thats what SR cards are for. Why do people torture themselves over shit they know nothing about

>>716461953
i only like gambling with my time, not with real money that shit pisses me off

I am requesting your cutest umas

>>716462148
217418657393
yeah she trained mine for dirt. still working on sparking Maruzensky to A dirt

>>716461561
I got none

rip me

>>716462175
yes you can

>>716462197
>dude just play the game in the most boring way possible because reddit said so
youre acting like youre going to be doing this forever, the banner lasts for a limited amount of time you absolute faggot.

>>716462239
I started the career, thanks m8

>>716462324
nice gl

>>716462273
Legally, he has to say he can't, but we know

>>716462280
did you know the banner reruns?
did you know you can borrow a fully maxed kitasan and get all of the skills you need?
yeah you're stupid as hell, dumb faggot

>>716462429
>do you know the banner reruns
while would you gamble on reruns when you can just get her now and never have to worry about it ever again, and now suddenly you can roll for other cards and even borrow for other cards.

So wait, if support cards are basically useless if they're not at at least +3, how am I supposed to +3 newer support cards without a shitton of free rolls from rerolling?

>>716459056
Difference with Hoyoverse is there is no powercreep because there is very few meta cards in existence which is a good thing. But also though they offset with selector and Uncap Rainbow Crystals during anniversary.

>>716462509
>never have to worry about it ever again
because you need it maxed or it's useless and the rerun has higher rates
>borrow for other cards
there's no need to do this unless you're engaging in pvp autsim where you leave the borrow slot open for "flexibility"

>240 pulls
>no Kitasan

>>716462579
you save for the good cards like kitasan, super creek, whatever the fuck and roll on those banners so while you hope to get them you are also getting sr cards from doing so

>>716462640
>no powercreep
3 out of 4 hoyo games have powercreep lmao

>>716462579
For SRs hoard enough gibs for pity and wait for a good banner i guess. slow
or, you know, the other way

>>716462680
or you can just reroll now and save your carats for future banners instead of saving your carats for a rerun

>>716462681
how're your SRs looking?

but yeah, rip

>>716462640
>Difference with Hoyoverse is there is no powercreep
lol?

>>716462764
you could just not reroll because it's boring and stupid as hell and still beat everyone with a SR+borrowed kitasan setup

AT LEAST I GOT A MAXED TOSHO TO COPE!

>Pull 190 times on Kitasan banner
>Can definitely get 200 pulls, but look through the quests and see there isn't that many more
The drought is coming. Also
>25AUD per 10 pull