Thread 716459325 - /v/ [Archived: 3 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:05:02 AM No.716459325
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And this...
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:30:40 AM No.716460784
>>716459325 (OP)
What a mistake this was.
Replies: >>716476405
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:32:01 AM No.716460856
>>716459325 (OP)
I used to think that silver GameCubes looked so clean. I had a black one and no memory card :(
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:31 AM No.716460941
>>716459325 (OP)
MOGS nutendo (that's why fans pay to emulate GC games)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:34:59 AM No.716461029
>>716459325 (OP)
...was that last time Nintendo made a decent console. (not including handhelds)
Replies: >>716471613
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:35:20 AM No.716461045
Resident Evil 0
Resident Evil Remake
Resident Evil 2
Resident Evil 3
Resident Evil Code Veronica X
Resident Evil 4

Most REs in one box until PS5/Xbox Series
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:38:48 AM No.716461232
>>716459325 (OP)
is what i call it the nintendo shitcube
and the reason
i call it
the nintendo shitcube
because
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:43:02 AM No.716461480
>>716459325 (OP)
was Nintendo's last SOULful console
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:46:20 AM No.716461641
>>716461045
...And nobody bought them.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:46:49 AM No.716461664
>>716461641
I bought all of em.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:01 AM No.716462783
bsfhbnrfdh
bsfhbnrfdh
md5: 2134a08d95d7a2b541e7230a7eab54fe🔍
Imagine what this would be like if it was released on the PS2

(hint: the performance and controller would be dog shit)
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:11:29 AM No.716462975
>>716459325 (OP)
Platinum GameCube was the best one. Wish every single console offered this color.

PS5's Chroma Pearl is very close
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:12:30 AM No.716463024
>>716462783
(hint: Fox's blaster laser would actually have transparency)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:46:38 AM No.716464676
>>716461045
>cubies had to rebuy their n64 games because the shitcube was barebones garbage with no BC
lmao
ps2 has
re
re2
re3
re4
re outbreak
re outbreak 2
re cv
and lightgun games
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:49:45 AM No.716464814
>>716459325 (OP)
The gamecube fucking sucked at the time, you are just looking at it through rose tinted glasses
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:51:16 AM No.716464885
>>716459325 (OP)
>lobotomize the DVD support, use obscure mini-disc formats with no support
>overcharge third parties for licenses and manufacturing
>have the worst software development environment
>flip low tier ibm hardware and garbage canadian gpus as the solution
>make a failure prone disc drive that struggles to read your CLV optical media garbage
>sell the smallest memory card sizes possible
>require developers to put later games on two discs for a single disc game on xbox
>scrap all online plans
>sell component video cables exclusively through online retailer
>have no reputation as an online seller so nobody buys them
>use third source manufacturers like mitsumi exclusively for all parts on a controller PCB, they outsource to 5th source manufacturers
>extremely limited launch in just NA, Japan, some European countries and Ausfailia
>blowout unsold stock for major losses in big box retailers
>no form of backwards compatibility
The shitcube is an unironic scam. You got so much more value and better games buying literally any other 6th gen console. Zoomer trash.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:52:52 AM No.716464956
>>716459325 (OP)
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:31:32 AM No.716466813
THIS IS MY XBOX
THREE SIXTY
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:44:50 AM No.716470338
>>716459325 (OP)
is based and i still own that exact model
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:47:03 AM No.716470436
>>716459325 (OP)
>always saw all the neat GC and controller colors in the shops
>ended up with the basic bitch black GC
:(
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:02:58 AM No.716471215
>>716461480
Based and true. GameCube had that raw, unfiltered charm only early 2000s Nintendo could pull off. Weird handle, mini-discs, startup jingle that slapped-SOUL out the ass. Everything after felt like corporate-pleasing plastic.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:11:23 AM No.716471613
>>716461029
Wii and Wii U are decent Wii U if only for the fact you can play GC and Wii on them)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:14:25 AM No.716471746
Game%20N64-198-3__73310
Game%20N64-198-3__73310
md5: 2f8050ae1064d50ba61a947d445488a5🔍
Honestly glad I hated the N64 and swore that I would never buy another nintendo system ever again (even though I bought a DS and 3DS) and that was with Bomberman 64 AKA the greatest game ever made and Goldeneye.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:18:55 AM No.716471943
>>716471746
>man this game is so easy
>...
>wait you can jump on the bombs
>wait you can stack bombs on eachother
>try to get all the gold cards
KINO
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:42:27 AM No.716472965
Screenshot_2025-07-26-00-41-34-53_3aea4af51f236e4932235fdada7d1643.jpg
...these...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:50:41 AM No.716473283
GamePube
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:53:35 AM No.716473415
>>716461045
I actually got into RE with REmake on GCN, owned all these and still have my copies. I think CVX is judged too harshly desu
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:55:29 AM No.716473479
why does the 'cube make tards seethe so much? it was a flop, right? So why does it make you seethe?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:59:26 AM No.716473629
>>716473479
imagine buying a shitcube and having nothing to play except lugis: 2 hour tech demo mansion for months lol. i'd be pissed too
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:00:25 AM No.716473660
>>716473629
seething over a lunchbox... sad! I will pray for you.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:01:27 AM No.716473697
>>716473660
dilating over someone calling your childhood shovelware bad....i hope you burn in hell, cubie!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:01:45 AM No.716473713
>>716459325 (OP)
GRAPHICS BY ATI?
ATI MY ASS
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:09:56 AM No.716474013
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md5: 10396252e4df259d4822710547e967cd🔍
OOOH fUUck me...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:10:09 AM No.716474021
>>716473629
Pikmin came out a few days after launch, and Melee was the week after that... GCN had its share of problems but I wouldn't say the launch window was among them.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:18:38 AM No.716474279
Another nintendo thread where we wallow in nostalgia and talk about our childhoods? Is Nintendo cancer?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:20:49 AM No.716474363
>>716474279
The entire industry still can't stop with remakes, remasters and reboots, this isn't just a Nintendo problem summerfag
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:21:26 AM No.716474387
>>716459325 (OP)
If it had DMCs it would have been the best console ever
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:23:06 AM No.716474436
>>716474363
Nintendo is the biggest problem in gaming. It is the cancer
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:23:10 AM No.716474438
>>716459325 (OP)
What a fantastic console.
Lots of "bests" can be found on the Gamecube.
Best Paper Mario. Best 3D Zelda. Best Mario Sports games. Best Luigi's Mansion. Best Metroid Prime. Best Smash. Best Fire Emblem. Etc.....
Ah, Gamecube... when gayming was still good.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:24:06 AM No.716474468
>>716474438
Best of all these kiddie games, ok
let's all talk about our childhoods again, for some reason

Wanna talk about barney the dinosaur now?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:24:57 AM No.716474490
>>716474436
Not, it's GaaS models and retards trying consistently trying for better graphical fidelity and forgoing actual quality game design, Nintendo has shitty practices but they're not the bogeyman you seem to label them as. Maybe your ignorance is the real cancer?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:26:54 AM No.716474568
>>716474438
based
ttyd alone mogs the peeass 2's library
also imagine something like melee with the peeass 2 controller KEK
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:27:31 AM No.716474593
am i the only one who shouted "cubey time!" and shoved it up my ass?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:28:06 AM No.716474615
>>716474568
>troon year door
>smelee
>that dogshit controller with the worst d pad of any controller, shit c stick, and missing z button
cubies are mentally ill
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:32:10 AM No.716474756
>>716474490
Nintendo markets children's games to "all ages"

That is the problem.

That is why there are manchildren in gaming. That is why there are trannies in gaming.
Look at the catalog right now.
>hack and slash game with boobs
>dark mystery murder game
>retro shooter with dark dystopian world
>grand fantasy RPG

Then between those threads you have
>cutesy smiling nintendo character
>cutesy smiling nintendo character
>cutesy smiling nintendo character
To a certain degree Sonic fans will do this, but they mostly grow out of it in their 20's. The biggest factor pushing this, by FAR, is Nintendo. They are the ones pushing these cute chidlren's characters onto the gaming industry, endlessly wallowing in nostalgia and the past. It's so fucking toxic, it's the biggest problem in the industry.
These games belong in the kid's aisle with Veggitales and Transformers and shit. But that doesn't makes as much money.

Their business practices are also terrible.
-- jacking up prices to historic highs
-- re-releasing old games, old consoles for a quick buck
-- aggressively pulling down any fanart, music, or anything depicting their precious children's characters
-- most of their characters are shitty japanese ripoff of other media, like how DK is literally just a shitty King Kong ripoff

It is the worst thing in the gaming industry, bar none. There are actually cool, artistic, innovative games, that aren't this awful colorful smiling nintendo shlock.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:36:38 AM No.716474896
>>716474615
why so defensive gaynon?
i just said imagine if melee was played with a dualshit 2.
it would have floppededed INSTANTLY kek! meanwhile melee is still played in 2025 with da kinocube's controller. ehehehehehe
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:38:52 AM No.716474983
>>716474896
smelee already flopped as did the shitcube itself
a couple dozen obese latinx trannies playing smelee tournaments is hardly a legacy, cubie
dualshock has been used since 1994
shitcube controller was so bad, they instantly abandoned it for a dildo with the wii hehehehhehe
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:43:40 AM No.716475157
Why is the anti-basedcube schizo who lives in these threads so... gay?
Replies: >>716476113
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:45:53 AM No.716475227
>>716474983
>dualshock has been used since 1994
'97, retard-kun. I get the feeling you're an underage tourist. Time for bed!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:46:16 AM No.716475234
Has everyone forgotten about pissedoffangrygamer?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:47:32 AM No.716475291
shitshine_record_holder
shitshine_record_holder
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why do literally all cubies look like eunuchs?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:49:51 AM No.716475368
>>716464676
>Nintendo was retarded for sticking with cartridges in the N64
>Nintendo was retarded for not making the GC backwards compatible with N64 cartridges
Which one is it, snoy?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:50:55 AM No.716475408
>>716475368
You know a lot about 30 year old consoles for some reason
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:51:22 AM No.716475423
>>716475368
>the n64 was poorly designed
>the shitcube was an ever bigger barebones piece of shit
this isn't mutually exclusive, cubie.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:51:42 AM No.716475434
averagecubehater
averagecubehater
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>>716475234
Not me
Replies: >>716475520 >>716475660 >>716475815
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:54:20 AM No.716475520
>>716475434
so this is what the schizo in this thread probably looks like... powerful...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:58:21 AM No.716475660
>>716475434
damn even that fat russian jew is still somehow thinner than the average cubie, whiter than the average cubie, and had a gf unlike the average cubie
Replies: >>716475815
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:00:12 AM No.716475718
>>716475408
appeal_to_triviality.jpeg
>>716475423
So they should have made a cartridge slot just for N64 games, making the console more expensive? At least try to hide that you wish for Nintendo to go bankrupt, snoy.
Replies: >>716475793
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:02:17 AM No.716475793
>>716475718
>So they should[n't have made two back-to-back poorly designed flops and scammed their customers with low effort ports from the 5th gen]
correct cubie
Replies: >>716475982
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:02:55 AM No.716475815
>>716475660
>whiter than the average cubie
IDK man, >>716475291 seems whiter than >>716475434 to me.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:06:40 AM No.716475965
>>716475815
>whiter than the average cubie who hasn't ACK'd xemselves yet
better cubie? cosmo hasn't been seen in two years after xhe flopped at his local smelee tournie
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:07:07 AM No.716475982
>>716475793
Answer the question:
Should Nintendo have added an N64 cartridge slot to the GC?
Yes or no?
Replies: >>716476069
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:09:24 AM No.716476069
>>716475982
all nintendo had to do was not scam their customers with the shitcube and have backwards compatibility like the ps2 had, cubie
Replies: >>716476153
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:10:51 AM No.716476113
>>716475157
he sounds more like a 10 year old honestly
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:12:05 AM No.716476153
>>716476069
>have backwards compatibility
By adding an N64 cartridge slot and making the console more expensive? That's what I want to know.
Again, yes or no?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:13:55 AM No.716476214
>>716476153
> By [having full backwards compatibility with n46 games and accessories instead of scamming their customers]?
yes cubie
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:14:51 AM No.716476251
>>716462783
>4-player multiplayer game
>On a console that only has 2 controller ports natively
I wonder how long it would've taken Sony to increase the number of controller ports if it weren't for wireless controllers to become useable. They already needed 4 generations to make their controllers ergonomic for adult hands.
Replies: >>716476372
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:15:48 AM No.716476273
CHADcube MINDBROKE you
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:19:12 AM No.716476372
>>716476251
yeah it sucks the ps2 didn't have 4 controller slots like the shitcube so you could enjoy shovelware party games to their max...but at least it had online support unlike the shitcube.....and at least it has an hdd slot unlike the shitcube....and at least it has dvd/cd playback unlike the shitcube.....and at least it's backwards compatible with 99% of its predecessors library and accessories unlike the shitcube scamming people with lazy ports of re2 and tranimal crossing....
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:20:16 AM No.716476405
wat
wat
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>>716460784
>best ninty console
>mistake
nigga wat
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:20:39 AM No.716476414
>>716460856
it still looks good. even in silver the gamecube has more presence than any console in years. 6th gen was the last time they really tried to make consoles interesting looking. 7th gen they basically gave up. wii looks like a router. xbox 360 is starting to look like a router. ps3 looks like a router. however the ps3 and xbox 360 here are not as bad as the wii. by the switch generation every console will 100% be wall-e-fied. if you bought a console in the last decade you are essentially those fat obese wall-e humans that float around in those stupid chairs as far as im concerned.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:23:10 AM No.716476489
>>716476214
>full backwards compatibility with n46 games and accessories
What does that mean, snoy? Are you saying Nintendo should have added an N64 cartridge slot?
Give me a simple yes or no, without editing my post.
Yes
or
No
Replies: >>716476557
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:25:13 AM No.716476557
>>716476489
>Are you saying Nintendo should [not] have [made the shitcube a barebones, featureless LGBT scam box]?
yes cubie
Replies: >>716477392
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:25:54 AM No.716476573
...is a good system!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:36:38 AM No.716476929
>>716461232
it looks like toilet
even has toilet lid for you to shit in
Replies: >>716477116
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:41:57 AM No.716477116
>>716476929
You shit in a box?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:49:48 AM No.716477392
>>716476557
>unable to give a simple yes or no
As much honesty as you can expect from a snoy, I guess.
And let's be honest: Had they actually made the GC backwards compatible with the N64, you would be saying they made it more expensive to support a supposedly failed console no one cared about.
Good thing Sony is going third party and I can play their games on PC, kek.
Replies: >>716477486
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:52:29 AM No.716477486
>>716477392
>And let's be honest: [I was groomed and forced to grow up with the nogames shitcube, so my nostalgia goggles prevent me from accepting its shitty design and emptiness]
we know cubie. those are the only types that defend the shitcube.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:55:14 AM No.716477581
>>716459325 (OP)
Nu-/v/ is far too young and far too brown to understand this joke.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:58:59 AM No.716477730
>the underage GC hater is still going
God, summer can't end soon enough.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:01:41 PM No.716477825
>the underage cubie is back to blog about how much his ass hurts after getting BTFO for the 'nth time
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:03:35 PM No.716477894
>>716459325 (OP)
Was a decent console at the time. Nowadays it's only useful for GameBoy games on the big screen.