Thread 716465628 - /v/ [Archived: 5 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:06:41 AM No.716465628
gamer baby
gamer baby
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when someone says "game for babies" what game comes to mind?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:15:42 AM No.716466058
here before some obsessed weirdo says nintendo games
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:16:18 AM No.716466084
>>716466058
so what games come to your mind?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:16:26 AM No.716466093
nintendo games
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:17:16 AM No.716466126
Nintendo games
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:17:38 AM No.716466136
God Hand
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:17:47 AM No.716466148
>>716465628 (OP)
imagine party babies, which is two and a half times as good as god hand i hear
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:18:33 AM No.716466190
most nintendo games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:19:47 AM No.716466247
>>716465628 (OP)
Get those headphones off
That baby is going to get gamer dent
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:19:52 AM No.716466252
>>716465628 (OP)
first spyro
battle block theatre
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:20:33 AM No.716466287
>>716466247
a real gamer lives the dent life from cradle to grave
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:20:34 AM No.716466289
>>716465628 (OP)
UNO
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:26:19 AM No.716466554
COD for some reason
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:26:51 AM No.716466589
nintendo games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:31:27 AM No.716466809
>>716465628 (OP)
Any Nintendo game
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:33:34 AM No.716466909
>>716465628 (OP)
Nintendo and XBOX.
But I'm a bit out of loop, so maybe it's PS5 nowadays.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:33:49 AM No.716466919
I'd say halo but halo is 30 years old now
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:34:23 AM No.716466947
>>716465628 (OP)
ninto@dllers games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:34:46 AM No.716466970
nintendo games like mario kart world and donkey kong banana
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:35:11 AM No.716467000
mario
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:36:11 AM No.716467054
I'd say undertale/deltarune
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:36:16 AM No.716467064
>>716465628 (OP)
League of Legends
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:36:29 AM No.716467075
Mario games
Donkey Kong games
Nintendo games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:37:38 AM No.716467130
>>716465628 (OP)
Nintendo games.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:38:13 AM No.716467152
I'd say nintodler games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:38:43 AM No.716467184
>>716465628 (OP)
nintendo games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:39:03 AM No.716467195
rise-vs-world-v0-zvh4a8p1u9va1
rise-vs-world-v0-zvh4a8p1u9va1
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>>716465628 (OP)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:39:37 AM No.716467227
mario, zelda, kirby, donkey kong, etc. nintendogs

fine games for kids but there comes a point
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:40:00 AM No.716467240
>>716465628 (OP)
Death Stranding is very pro baby
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:40:03 AM No.716467246
Shitendo sister noooooooooo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:40:28 AM No.716467262
Nintendo Games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:40:57 AM No.716467286
call of duty
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:41:16 AM No.716467305
poggers
poggers
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>>716466058
>>716466093
>>716466126
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:42:53 AM No.716467382
i actually wonder what is current era's first game babies/toddlers will play. babies are fucking based.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:43:37 AM No.716467420
>>716467227
>Zelda
Retard.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:45:05 AM No.716467505
>>716467382
Roblox
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:45:43 AM No.716467531
>>716465628 (OP)
threatening people and beating people up and beating people up donโ€™t make you better then people cause there cause there is people that look way better then you you so you canโ€™t be better then people that way and and even if some ugly lizard beats me up donโ€™t make it him better then me cause I look better then him so iam better then him and beating people up donโ€™t make it you are better then thems and beating and beating people up donโ€™t make it you are better then thems cause uh there are people out there that look beating beating people up donโ€™t make it you are better then thems cause there are people out there that look way way better then your ugly ugly ass and they are better then you cause they look way way better then your ugly ugly ass you ugly pussy you you ugly uglympussy you use words ausm you worth less ugly ugly bitch so so fuck your so so fuck you and fuck you andnfuck andnfuck ansnufc snnfuck you u a and fuck yiu you ugly s s hole fuck iff an fuck you y a a a
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:47:40 AM No.716467636
>>716465628 (OP)
googoo gaga
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:48:04 AM No.716467658
>>716466247
>he didn't game the second he came out of the womb
look at this FAKE GAMER
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:50:54 AM No.716467804
c3d56d7187e94956910ef8921b3dedd9[1]
c3d56d7187e94956910ef8921b3dedd9[1]
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:53:30 AM No.716467927
>>716467420
How is Zelda not a kids game?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:54:23 AM No.716467971
zoombinis
zoombinis
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Zoombinis
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:54:39 AM No.716467984
>>716467804
>Balance board
Wait what the fuck that existed? what is it like a pillow you surf on or something?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:55:46 AM No.716468040
Games I've never heard of where you just match shapes and colors or something equally basic.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:57:30 AM No.716468110
>>716465628 (OP)
a pretentious faggot is what comes to mind
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:59:07 AM No.716468170
genshin impact
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:00:13 AM No.716468212
>>716465628 (OP)
Literal babies? No idea, probably some simple touch screen thing.
For "very young children", I have fond memories of "playing" Myst and Riven with my parents when I was like 5-6, we'd all sit at the family computer and talk about the puzzles. My biggest moment was being the first one to suggest sending the tree elevator into the pit to get to the hidden area, I felt very proud realizing I'd noticed something my parents had missed.
Zoombinis was great too, but that's designed for little kids.
As for little kids playing together, good god me and my brother spent a lot of time playing Worms or NfS2 together.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:00:53 AM No.716468237
1753287015924123
1753287015924123
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>>716465628 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:01:00 AM No.716468240
Your favourite game.
But maybe something like Kirby desu
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:02:14 AM No.716468307
>>716467054
If u let your kid play undertroon, that's legit child abuse
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:02:57 AM No.716468345
>>716467984
It was a little board, slightly wider than a bathroom scale, that you stood on and could sense leaning and stuff. My mom is STILL playing her fucking wii fit yoga every morning for 30 minutes and it genuinely seems to be helping her stay somewhat active into her 70s. There were snowboard games too.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:04:14 AM No.716468391
>>716465628 (OP)
you're fuavorite game
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:05:15 AM No.716468441
I've seen Kindergartners beating Mario on Wii.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:07:40 AM No.716468550
>>716467804
>none of them are black
could not be made today
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:10:45 AM No.716468682
>>716465628 (OP)
JRPGS. game play is navigating menus no skill required. Stories and characters are cringe that would appeal to kids under 7. Only thing worse are visual novels.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:12:02 AM No.716468737
It is still pokemon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:12:22 AM No.716468758
1748924256879822
1748924256879822
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>>716467984
Jesus Christ, the state of this board
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:12:58 AM No.716468781
Mr Potato Head Saves Veggie Valley
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:21:06 AM No.716469171
>Stardew Valley
>Mario Kart (and nintendo games in general)
>Persona
>Bugsnax
>Undertale/Deltarune
if you play such vidya for any purpose other than to get into a girls' pants then you're a failure and should Robin Williams yourself
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:23:32 AM No.716469285
>>716465628 (OP)
anyone else think Nintendo games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:23:35 AM No.716469289
>>716468441
>I've seen Kindergartners
Gross
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:47:23 AM No.716470453
>>716469171
I don't mind Stardew Valley. Terraria is the game that is like that for me. Literal contentslop for retards.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:54:51 AM No.716470808
dark souls 3
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:57:54 AM No.716470972
>>716467305
bing bing wahoo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:58:12 AM No.716470987
>>716465628 (OP)
Dwarf fortress
Rimworld
Life is strange (specifically the 2nd game)
Deus Ex
Rocket league
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:58:29 AM No.716470998
>>716465628 (OP)
unteralterbach
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:13:24 AM No.716471704
>>716465628 (OP)
literally any nintendo game
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:15:54 AM No.716471801
>>716468345
>My mom is STILL playing her fucking wii fit yoga every morning for 30 minutes and it genuinely seems to be helping her stay somewhat active into her 70s.
You do realize that there is going to come a time where she ends up breaking her hip because of that bullshit ass game right?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:18:47 AM No.716471936
>>716465628 (OP)
>the baby is already bald
it's over
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:23:49 AM No.716472163
>>716468237
KEK

enjoy your movie games snoys!!!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:24:52 AM No.716472215
Already balding
Already balding
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>>716471936
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:26:35 AM No.716472298
>>716465628 (OP)
you know what faggots??!?!?!?

FUCKING GTA SERIES


OH OH AH AH IM A NIGGER MONKEY AND I LOVE COMMITING RETARDED CRIME AND SAYING FUCK!!!! LOOK GUYS IM SO MATURE!!!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:33:06 AM No.716472579
ViolentSemenInferno
ViolentSemenInferno
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>>716465628 (OP)
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:36:24 AM No.716472716
>>716465628 (OP)
idk if its for babies but my three year old nephew loves it when i play astro bot
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:37:06 AM No.716472749
nintendo games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:38:35 AM No.716472809
sony games
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:38:40 AM No.716472814
>>716467804
The game that filtered /v/
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:40:46 AM No.716472884
>>716465628 (OP)
Halo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:45:00 AM No.716473068
>>716472716
I think he just likes spending time with you
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:52:58 AM No.716473378
Playing Pokemon in Japanese still has the option to switch to only using hiragana so young children can read it, right?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:04:58 AM No.716473835
>>716465628 (OP)
Nintendo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:25:01 AM No.716474491
astro bot
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:28:15 AM No.716474624
That Sesame Street game for the N64. I fucking loved the snowboarding mini game when I was a kid.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:29:16 AM No.716474661
>>716465628 (OP)
Nintendo, for example Donkey Kong Bazinga
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:30:40 AM No.716474707
Kirby. Which sucks because it feels like a wasted IP
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:31:11 AM No.716474728
>>716465628 (OP)
none