Thread 716467252

So you’re telling me that male gaming protagonists can no longer have girIfriends?

Yes, it’s creepy

>>716467252 (OP)
always has been the case

>>716467252 (OP)
yes especially if they're a short mascot platformer but if theyre an mpreg male feminist gigachad then they can rape children alive and skin them with a cheesegrater and have harems of 10000000000 (minimum) women

>>716467395
>if theyre an mpreg male feminist gigachad then they can rape children alive and skin them with a cheesegrater and have harems of 10000000000 (minimum) women
based JPRG protags

>>716467591
too problematic
they need to be 9 feet taller and beating women with every swing of their arms (in a HECKIN WHOLESOME MASCULINE WAY #wemustbebettermen) as they stroll to their 90th sex of the minute

>Crash got NTR’d in-universe by Universal, a manga and Toys for Bob
>Mario and Peach are just friends
>Sonic always rejects Amy
>Ratchet cant maintain a relationship for a single game
Seems to be a platforming mascot problem. Nobody else has any issue with a character unless they belong to a kids game, like the status quo or smallest indication of love is a declaration of war and a blemish on the characters history.

>>716467759
Yunno I really had faith that Nintendo would at least give Mario his own partner.