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So youโre telling me that male gaming protagonists can no longer have girIfriends?
>>716467252 (OP)yes especially if they're a short mascot platformer but if theyre an mpreg male feminist gigachad then they can rape children alive and skin them with a cheesegrater and have harems of 10000000000 (minimum) women
>>716467591too problematic
they need to be 9 feet taller and beating women with every swing of their arms (in a HECKIN WHOLESOME MASCULINE WAY #wemustbebettermen) as they stroll to their 90th sex of the minute
>Crash got NTRโd in-universe by Universal, a manga and Toys for Bob
>Mario and Peach are just friends
>Sonic always rejects Amy
>Ratchet cant maintain a relationship for a single game
Seems to be a platforming mascot problem. Nobody else has any issue with a character unless they belong to a kids game, like the status quo or smallest indication of love is a declaration of war and a blemish on the characters history.
>>716467759Yunno I really had faith that Nintendo would at least give Mario his own partner.