Thread 716467252 - /v/ [Archived: 102 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:40:19 AM No.716467252
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So youโ€™re telling me that male gaming protagonists can no longer have girIfriends?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:41:13 AM No.716467302
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Yes, itโ€™s creepy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:42:34 AM No.716467363
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>>716467252 (OP)
always has been the case
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:43:11 AM No.716467395
>>716467252 (OP)
yes especially if they're a short mascot platformer but if theyre an mpreg male feminist gigachad then they can rape children alive and skin them with a cheesegrater and have harems of 10000000000 (minimum) women
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:46:39 AM No.716467591
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>>716467395
>if theyre an mpreg male feminist gigachad then they can rape children alive and skin them with a cheesegrater and have harems of 10000000000 (minimum) women
based JPRG protags
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:48:44 AM No.716467694
>>716467591
too problematic
they need to be 9 feet taller and beating women with every swing of their arms (in a HECKIN WHOLESOME MASCULINE WAY #wemustbebettermen) as they stroll to their 90th sex of the minute
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:50:06 AM No.716467759
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>Crash got NTRโ€™d in-universe by Universal, a manga and Toys for Bob
>Mario and Peach are just friends
>Sonic always rejects Amy
>Ratchet cant maintain a relationship for a single game
Seems to be a platforming mascot problem. Nobody else has any issue with a character unless they belong to a kids game, like the status quo or smallest indication of love is a declaration of war and a blemish on the characters history.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:17:04 AM No.716468973
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>>716467759
Yunno I really had faith that Nintendo would at least give Mario his own partner.