Thread 716469357

>girl joins the game
>she's actually got skills and kicks ass
>match ends
>"gg later dudes"

Things that never happen

>>716469357 (OP)
Impossible. Girls suck at video games.

you are a male

>>716469357 (OP)
>girl joins game
>isn't an attention whore
fake and gay

>>716469357 (OP)
My Ina destroyed people in Elden Ring PvP

If a woman is good at videogames, they will 1.be lesbians 2.pretend to be men, so you won't know they're female.

>>716469357 (OP)
never happened, never will. If a women joins the game she's either clueless or an attention whore with no in between.

>>716469357 (OP)
i played hundreds of games in diamond in league of legends and without a doubt all the cutesy girly names sucked at the game

>>716469584
3. have extreme daddy issues and is a raging alcoholic/stoner.

>>716469584
lesbians aren't good at video games
2 and 3 are true

>>716469357 (OP)
I'll remind them

>>716469357 (OP)
>girl

>>716469357 (OP)
Posted it again award

I used to play Dead or Alive 5 online with a girl, she liked inviting me to lobbies cause we mained the same girl.

>>716469357 (OP)
She's a coal burner now btw.

>>716469357 (OP)
>girl (male) joins the game
Fixed. Now your fanfic makes sense.

>>716469584
No, woman have very low perceptive IQ

>>716469665
Oops, wrong image

It happens. You fuckers are just salty losers. But then again, what do neckbeards in a Mongolian basketweaving forum who don't even play games know about having skills in games anyway?

>>716469357 (OP)
>checks her X account later on
>sees this
many such cases

>>716469665
>negative W/L
>jax

revolting

>>716469880
future ted bundy victim

>>716469880
>the thigh scars
Sasuga...

>>716469880
>>716469357 (OP)
no fucking way that's her, the other pictures look totally different

I have never been beaten by a girl in a game
This only happens in movies or someones fantasy

why would you care about women?

do you care about the cow grazing on the field as you drive by the farm? do you care about turd in the grass at the dog park?

focus on what matters, anon

>>716470081
It's not her. She's a russian junkie whore but atleast she doesn't fuck niggers.

>>716469357 (OP)
this shit sounds straight out of a disney movie

>>716469357 (OP)
Go back to kitchen woman
We don't want your kind here

Unrelated but I was playing the Doomsday Heist Act 3 Finale and on my like ten attempt I was joined by a single other player who used a female avatar and he fucking sucked dick. Took us like twenty attempts to finally make it through. Then after the ending cutscene when we get put back in a lobby I went to my yacht to sort of take it all in because at the moment I thought the Doomsday Heist update was gonna be the final DLC so I went to my yacht and just leaned against the railing sort of meditating as I stared out into the city then that fucking twat shows up and leans right next to me so I left the session and joined another one and then he started messaging me shit asking me how my day was and other gay shit like that. Most likely wasn’t a woman but either way fuck that dude

Did you edit the image so people cant find your ritual posting on the archive?

>>716469357 (OP)
>open /v/
>see this thread for the billionth time

>>716470616
He probably did, not that it'll save him
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%3E%22gg%20later%20dudes%22/

>>716469357 (OP)
>Girl joins the game
>no way of knowing because you have all other players muted in every game
>Enjoy gaming

>>716469357 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFmafcoUPqI

>>716469357 (OP)
>Ok which one of you has the biggest dick

Honestly I don't like being sexually harassed like this

>>716469880
How do meet a girl like that? I'm white :3

>>716469357 (OP)
every girl I I know who was good at video games are ugly. I guess they cope with video games because a lack of dick in their lives

>>716469357 (OP)
I met one on cs2 recently. was being cool, about as good at me as the game. Similar sense of humor.
invited her to play with my friends later that week. We start playing every couple days for an hour or two just messing around in casual.
Wow, a chill female.
She starts sexting with my married friend that was playing with us. He starts asking me about leaving his wife (has 2 kids).
God fucking damnit

>>716471905
Ugly women are the only ones who are forced to actually develop interests or a personality, since they don't have the option of just laying around and basking in undivided attention from everyone like every other woman does

>>716469357 (OP)
and then she becomes your girlfriend, right

>>716469357 (OP)
I've only had this happen in one random UT 2004 game, where people were actually using the mic.

>>716472368
ugly women still get attention nowadays

that's why you usually see them whore out more as a cope for their insecurity and pathetic existence

>>716470339
>russian
kelly is brazilian

>>716469357 (OP)
This has never happened once in the history of videogames