Thread 716475484 - /v/ [Archived: 127 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:53:00 AM No.716475484
Super-mario-land-gameboy-boxart
Super-mario-land-gameboy-boxart
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>dogshit graphics even by GB standards
>even casuals can beat it in like 30 minutes
>lags like hell when there are too many enemies
>has sidescrolling levels
>no bowser

How were they allowed to sell this at full price?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:55:03 AM No.716475547
>>716475484 (OP)
How does OP not know why already?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:56:16 AM No.716475590
Because it was a launch title and the scope of successful handheld devices prior to it was fucking Game & Watch toys, Mario Land was huge by comparison.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:59:55 AM No.716475710
Reminder
Land was widely acknowledged to be the weakest mainline Mario entry. Now Mario Odyssey, Mario 3d world, and Mario wonder are all far worse. At least according to the beaner kids of /v/
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:07:42 AM No.716476004
>>716475484 (OP)
dont care still my favorite 2d mario
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:09:14 AM No.716476058
>>716475710
I don't know how anyone plays Land 1 and thinks it lands anywhere but last place in the series. It has good music and I like the unusual enemies/stage themes, but the physics are the most ass Mario has ever controlled. Ranking this anywhere high is genuine pure nostalgia and I played and beat this game multiple times on a gameboy during car rides as a kid.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:12:00 AM No.716476150
>>716475484 (OP)
this game rules, r&d1 dev team, first ever game boy game, hirokazu tanaka audio, peak sovl
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:13:00 AM No.716476180
>>716475710
>Now Mario Odyssey, Mario 3d world, and Mario wonder are all far worse.
that's correct, seethe and cope and dilate, zoomer tranny
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:20:01 PM No.716478471
The Game Boy was effectively new and SML came out at the end of the 80's, SMB1 only came out four years ago at the time. For contemporaries, compare to SML2 (1992), Wario Land and the Donkey Kong remake (1994), the Wario Land sequels since the GBC, and SMB Deluxe (1999).
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:26:08 PM No.716478704
Tatanga_in_Pagosu
Tatanga_in_Pagosu
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MARIO
I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO DIE
MY SPACESHIP SHOOTS THREE BALLS AT A TIME
YOUR AIRCRAFT CAN'T COMPARE TO MINE
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LEAVE MY CASTLE ALIVE
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:30:40 PM No.716478895
>>716475484 (OP)
It's a 1989 first gen gameboy game for children, not 30 year old jaded youtubers. It's also kino. I'd rather have an enjoyable easy game than a shitty hard one.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:50:24 PM No.716479592
>>716475484 (OP)
This is the game that made me realize how absolute shit the gb screen, mario starts running and everything turns into a blur.
I'm guessing that's why Land 2 was slower in comparison.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:58:51 PM No.716479928
Donkey_Kong_94_box_art
Donkey_Kong_94_box_art
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gameboy had the best donkey kong game tho
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:11:39 PM No.716480548
>>716479592
Just turn off Motion Blur in the settings.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:17:42 PM No.716480826
>>716479928
Great mix of platformer and puzzle game. Mario vs DK was fine too but I'm still mad they turned that into fucking Lemmings.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:46:25 PM No.716482053
>>716475484 (OP)
Yeah it's not great. But Land 2 and 3 (wario1) are absolute kino
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:58:34 PM No.716482664
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vxGgoaK
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>>716475484 (OP)
Imagine being filtered so hard by the best Mario game on the GB.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:22:24 PM No.716483953
>>716475484 (OP)
The only redeeming thing about this was the music.

This felt more like a demo than an actual game ready to be sold.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:28:57 PM No.716484320
>>716475710
how brainrotted do you have to be to actually believe this?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:32:11 PM No.716484524
best OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmwtykJj47Y&list=RDlmwtykJj47Y&start_radio=1
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:36:41 PM No.716484792
>>716479928
took months to finish this as a kid. battery burner
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:39:02 PM No.716484929
>>716476058
But it introduced Daisy and Tatanga, so it's "underrated"
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:39:23 PM No.716484950
1753397545804801
1753397545804801
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>>716478704
>"Ha ha ha funny Duane and Brand0 song, I wonder what those guys are up to now?"
>find Brand0's youtube account
>"Princess Jaime"
>"she/her"
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:40:19 PM No.716485007
>>716475484 (OP)
It's just another case of 'you just don't get it' and you can't, you clearly don't. Even if I explained to you, it's obvious you didn't 'get it' the first time.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:42:00 PM No.716485105
>>716475484 (OP)
still the only decent platformer on the gameboy
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:43:47 PM No.716485214
>>716484950
>
Bro what the FUCK!? I thought this was impossible, just looked it up..what the FUCK? Anybody can get infected by the troon virus at this point..what the hell..
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:48:51 PM No.716485517
>>716485105
>still the only decent platformer on the gameboy

Shut the fuck up you're mouth
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:50:30 PM No.716485602
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ab67616d0000b27310de5abf507fb6e097d42933
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>>716484950
I followed Brando on YouTube for years and even saw the attempted reunion with Duane go down in flames.

I unsubscribed when I start seeing the signs that Brando was going down that rabbit hole.

Such a fucking waste of talent, Adventures of DnB was the soundtrack of my high-school years.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:58:30 PM No.716486051
>>716475484 (OP)
There wasn't much else to play at the time, and the world was a different place in 1989. It was a horrible time really, I was actually forced to interact with people like you in person. Thank God that's no longer a requirement.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:59:15 PM No.716486094
>>716475484 (OP)
>even casuals can beat it in like 30 minutes
It wasn't an easy game back then
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:02:39 PM No.716486307
>>716485602
He showed signs of going down the tranny path? It didn't just happen suddenly??
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:08:05 PM No.716486637
Super_Mario_Land_2_6_Golden_Coins_29
Super_Mario_Land_2_6_Golden_Coins_29
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>>716475484 (OP)
>is absolute fucking kino in your path
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:16:23 PM No.716487173
Brand0 is a tranny
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:16:54 PM No.716487202
>>716475484 (OP)
A functional Mario platformer on a handheld device in the mid-late 80s was insane. It's one of the weaker Mario platformers outside of some nice music and the fun of the bouncing ball powerup in some rooms but it was a really solid showcase of the GameBoy.

Land 2 obliterates it in quality but you'd hope it would if there's years of understanding the hardware better.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:17:24 PM No.716487227
>>716485602
Answer me you fucker
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:21:24 PM No.716487493
>>716479928
Genuinely think this is Miyamoto's best game. Just excellence in game design from start to finish with really great presentation as well.

>>716485602
My friend and I had the Mega Man 2 rap memorized in like 8th-9th grade. That said it was clearly a flash in the pan with both guys going solo with weaker material than they had together before I had even finished high school and trying to cling to those golden years.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:22:15 PM No.716487537
>>716487173
Fuck you I had forgotten about that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:29:44 PM No.716488024
>>716475710
>>716476058
It's the "worst Mario game" but that doesn't mean it's a bad game. I thought it was cute.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:30:41 PM No.716488078
>>716486637
If we're never getting another Wario Land game, then at least give us another Mario game where Wario is the main villain.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:31:24 PM No.716488135
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>>716487227