Thread 716480082 - /v/ [Archived: 27 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:02:08 PM No.716480082
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The fortniteification of games and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:06:09 PM No.716480274
I would agree if mtg lore held any value. It's just vanilla fantasy, phyrexia is the only unique plane
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:07:44 PM No.716480351
>>716480082 (OP)
The Spider Man set seams especially terrible,mostly because there just isn't enough material.
I think i saw like 4 different Spider Nans, 3 Venoms, and 2 Spider Gwens.
It's like 4 different version of the same guy ar every rarity.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:08:47 PM No.716480412
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and The Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:09:06 PM No.716480426
Dead game
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:09:32 PM No.716480441
>>716480082 (OP)
Just wait. You are not ready for the absolute insanity that is the alternate card art and names thatโ€™ll come to mtgo and mtga since they couldnโ€™t secure the digital rights somehow.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:09:40 PM No.716480449
>>716480082 (OP)
>I eat, Jon. It's what I do.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:10:33 PM No.716480486
>>716480412
3/5
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:10:40 PM No.716480495
>>716480274
Vanilla fantasy was better than what it is now, though the issue is exacerbated by them making the regular cards full of sรถy reddit humor and all the characters brown or trans.
Everything about modern MTG is just beyond dogshit and i wish there was another TCG that was even half as enjoyable gameplay-wise.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:17:19 PM No.716480812
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>>716480082 (OP)
There's only one Spider-Man, and his name is Miles!
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:21:03 PM No.716480970
>>716480812
>black spiderman
>isnt black
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:22:31 PM No.716481014
>>716480082 (OP)
Jesus, I'm so tired of all these crossover slops. How long before they combine MTG with Pokรฉmon?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:23:47 PM No.716481062
>>716480082 (OP)
I hate the forced multiverse slop with Spider-Man now with a bunch of other rip-offs of him. God I hope that never happens to your favorite character.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:25:13 PM No.716481116
>>716480412
If someone made a MTG set for the Ultimate Showdown video that would be very cool.
Godzilla and Chuck Norris
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:25:25 PM No.716481118
>>716480970
He's in the jungle colours
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:26:41 PM No.716481170
>>716480082 (OP)
The only reason Paul doesn't have a card is because a "instantly win the game forever" card would be too broken.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:26:44 PM No.716481176
>>716481116
They did godzilla years ago.
One of the kaiju cards was called Death Corona and it was printed right at the start of Corona Virus pandemic...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:27:10 PM No.716481193
>>716480412
Benito Mussolini and his big weenie And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:27:57 PM No.716481227
We fucking won yugioh bros.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:31:00 PM No.716481335
>>716480412
This is the ultimate card game
Of ultimate lost identity
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:33:45 PM No.716481464
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>>716480495
>i wish there was another TCG that was even half as enjoyable gameplay-wise
Magic already has a successor* that's way better.

*Only in Japan
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:33:58 PM No.716481474
>Final Fantasy is the most successful set of all time
I hope more UB gets added and it bombs big time. The good thing about FF was WotC had to be forced to make the characters as accurate as possible and not make it stupidly politically correct like the LotR set.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:39:00 PM No.716481737
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>>716480082 (OP)
>Flying instead of Reach
It's insane how soulless Magic has become. What the fuck does that ability even have to do with Spiderman? Surely he should have something closer to picrel. The card has clearly been made to be an EDH combo engine and nothing more. I hate EDH so fucking much.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:40:22 PM No.716481808
>>716481737
Edh is fun for the whole family
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:41:53 PM No.716481876
>>716481808
It's not fun at all because the moment someone puts a single good card in their deck it falls apart.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:49:20 PM No.716482191
cry
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>>716481464
Man duel masters was so cool, I will forever be salty that it flopped in the west.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:49:41 PM No.716482206
>>716481464
That art is so ass.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:51:45 PM No.716482302
>>716481876
>Counterspell
Bluefags are a necessary evil
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:51:59 PM No.716482323
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>>716482206
Understood. Here's some card art more suited to your tastes.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:59:24 PM No.716482704
I know this thread is mostly going to be about MTG, but I fucking hate crossovers in most games now in general. None of them do it right of choosing shit that would fit thematically or at the very fucking least aesthetically. I know caring about this shit in "slop" games is a lost cause, but still doesn't mean I can't be mad about it.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:04:23 PM No.716483007
>>716482704
one time i jacked off in the forest
no one saw me but i kind of wish someone had
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:11:37 PM No.716483391
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>>716482323
I used to play a lot of magic for years of high school and college, yet in almost a decade I dont think i ever saw a faggot playing it.

What's the fucking point of this shit.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:14:08 PM No.716483508
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Could be worse.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:14:46 PM No.716483539
Inflated budgets, low risk, remakes and cameos of established IPs only.
It's the usual cancer that kills everything.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:16:37 PM No.716483629
Oh sweet, a new buzzword just dropped!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:17:10 PM No.716483659
>>716481464
>Muh japokneez
Please fucking kill yourself you toothpick sized nigger.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:19:23 PM No.716483789
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>>716482704
I'm not even a fan of when they "fit". It's middle school fan fiction. It can never elevate the story.
Comics show the consequences of crossovers. Dumb power scaling battles, lazy "lol portals" stories, "we are the same" conversations, and giant plot holes.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:21:12 PM No.716483886
>>716483789
I should clarify I don't mean full on cross overs, just little nods to stuff. I hate using this game as an example because I can point to more examples of it doing it wrong, but Team Fortress 2 has some good subtle cross over items that work even if you don't know what it crosses over with.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:26:21 PM No.716484178
>>716483508
>Check out my new book, /v/
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:28:39 PM No.716484303
>>716483391
I have a gay friend and him and his boyfriend play Magic.
They'd probably think that card is cringe too though. Maybe even more so than most people.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:32:54 PM No.716484569
>>716483391
based on the fact that it seems like half of the magic content creators i couldn't stand to listen to their conent because of "fagvoice" lots of faggots are in the "community"

probably cause they banned all the based people
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:42:46 PM No.716485150
>>716480082 (OP)
Wtf no it's not? It's really fucking cool to see all your favorite characters interact with each other and the lore implications thereof. Image being a soulless loser with no imagination.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:47:27 PM No.716485440
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>>716485150
>Wtf no it's not? It's really fucking cool to see all your favorite characters interact with each other and the lore implications thereof. Image being a soulless loser with no imagination.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:09:56 PM No.716486758
>>716485150
nigga crossovers are one of the most unimaginative things one can do to their story. Literally taking existing characters with already fully written histories into your story instead of imagining and making your own.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:20:44 PM No.716487452
>>716483508
>unboxing threads.jpg
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:35:21 PM No.716488368
>>716480082 (OP)
>white creature (rare)
>keyword
>life gain + +1/+1 counters, put a keyword until end of turn
>OPTIONAL: draw a card after (effect), this happens only once each turn
remember when magic had flavour and interesting ANYTHING instead of being just another drug dealing den full of addicts begging for their next fix?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:38:49 PM No.716488621
>>716480812
>0 respect for the color pie these days
>miles doesn't get unblockable