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soul vs sou....ack
>[falls in love]
Anonymous No.716481357 [Report] >>716481680 >>716481821 >>716490016 >>716516220
>>716481327 (OP)
...lless
Anonymous No.716481402 [Report] >>716482682
>>716481327 (OP)
Both are good
>SMASH LARA
Don't mind if I do
Anonymous No.716481459 [Report] >>716481680
left on a crt in native res looks 10 times better than this cartoon slop
Anonymous No.716481505 [Report] >>716483926 >>716486739 >>716489925 >>716516567 >>716517802
wait a minute... that bear...
Anonymous No.716481549 [Report] >>716481680
>>716481327 (OP)
SOUL
FORCED SOUL
Anonymous No.716481680 [Report] >>716481763
>>716481327 (OP)
>>716481357
>>716481459
>>716481549
Soul more like Seoul
Now shut the fuck up with your subhuman woman bickering and get back to the kitchen.
Anonymous No.716481763 [Report]
>>716481680
*grabs u by the throat*
back the fuck off!?!?!?
Anonymous No.716481821 [Report]
>>716481357
fpbp
Anonymous No.716481905 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
>from goth to stacy
I pick stacy.
Anonymous No.716481908 [Report] >>716482438
>>716481327 (OP)
Thats some fortnite ahh shit on the right lil bro
Anonymous No.716482438 [Report] >>716482562 >>716493957 >>716494895 >>716530326 >>716533712
>>716481908
Fortnite made the first passable Crystal Shitnamics Laura Croft
Anonymous No.716482562 [Report] >>716483047
>>716482438
boobees not big enough
Anonymous No.716482563 [Report] >>716482739
>>716481327 (OP)
Too bad pretty much every other aspect of the 'remaster' is complete trash.
Anonymous No.716482682 [Report]
>>716481402
Lara in Smash when?
Anonymous No.716482739 [Report] >>716483065 >>716505653 >>716505942
>>716482563
I'm playing tomb raider 3 using (mostly) the old graphics but man. For all the good it does, this version has some fuckups.
>You can't adjust brightness for some fucking reason and most of TR3's levels are very dark so you can't see shit unless you constantly fire flares
>lara's model looks phenomenal but on the remastered graphics the absolutely butcher the aesthetics of every single screen, it's fucking unbelievable how scoffed the visuals are
Still a very convenient way to play
Anonymous No.716482774 [Report] >>716482821 >>716486828
Was 4-6 Remastered good as well?
Anonymous No.716482821 [Report]
>>716482774
They still need some patching and Chronicles/Angel of Darkness simply aren't good games, but overall yeah.
Anonymous No.716483047 [Report]
>>716482562
No shit, she's CD's Lara.
Anonymous No.716483065 [Report]
>>716482739
This. The new lara looks fantastic. Everything else just looks terrible.
Anonymous No.716483853 [Report] >>716484136 >>716510847 >>716533160
Glad it's pretty easy to fix this game's flaws with mods.
Anonymous No.716483926 [Report]
>>716481505
kek
Anonymous No.716484136 [Report] >>716507210 >>716507364
>>716483853
>bare feet
>unzipped shorts
>choker
>midriff with navel piercing
yep, it's gaming time
Anonymous No.716484209 [Report] >>716487567
Sorry, I don't pay for modded versions of old games.
Anonymous No.716484212 [Report] >>716484514 >>716484831
>>716481327 (OP)
Why not just remake it? An indie game dev studio is also probably gonna be able to make them
Anonymous No.716484295 [Report]
No mauve lipstick

No buy
Anonymous No.716484514 [Report] >>716484697
>>716484212
it's a miracle this remaster was even released to begin with
there were (apparently) talks during 2018-2019 about remaking the first, or first few i can't remember exactly, games but the idea was shot down for reasons not explicitly stated
it's fairly well-known within the TR community at this point that crystal dynamics more or less hates classic tomb raider and only care about their own reboot version, which is why the upcoming game has been flip-flopping about what it wants to be, when it's coming out, etc.
it's just pure chaos at this point and they don't know what to do because they've painted themselves into a corner with the unification concept for the different iterations of lara; tomb raider is easily the most mismanaged western franchise in vidya history
Anonymous No.716484697 [Report] >>716485012
>>716484514
Even more than Quake? Multiplayer is the only thing gluing these games together.
Anonymous No.716484831 [Report]
>>716484212

They did. Its called Tomb Raider: Anniversary and its... just ok.
Anonymous No.716485012 [Report] >>716485772 >>716486993 >>716487126 >>716489982 >>716513186 >>716526442
>>716484697
pic related is what shows up (only once) when you launch the game for the first time
note that they did not even create the remaster but they own or at least partially own the rights to the series
Anonymous No.716485772 [Report] >>716486649 >>716488818 >>716488884
>>716485012
>Disclaimer is them basically seething
Kek. I'm not a mega fan of TR, but I find the classic games much more engaging and fun than nu-raider. When I play classic Tomb Raider, I feel like I'm going on a genuine adventure. When I play nu-raider I feel as though I'm being shoved down a corridor with pretty lights. Why does CD hate classic TR so? Are they really so spiteful? How does one even function like that?
Anonymous No.716485923 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
it's only SOVL because they hired actual fans and modders of the originals
crystal dynamics could never
Anonymous No.716486574 [Report] >>716486840 >>716495336
>>716481327 (OP)
>chuds on every tomb raider thread: “God, Nulara and Nutifa are so ugly, I want the old one with the triangle boobs and outdated n64 graphics back, they were clearly way hotter than this shit!”
Anonymous No.716486649 [Report] >>716488046
>>716485772
>Why does CD hate classic TR so?
i have no idea but it was like this almost from day 1 though it has been subtle
for example: i believe it was in TR legend, if you use some mod tools to fly around the level you can actually see a model of classic lara from the previous game buried in a literal grave area in one of the levels - THAT'S the level of subtlety and that kind of thing happens sporadically throughout their games if you pay enough attention
obviously not all the devs hate classic lara because i've seen interviews where they spoke about how lara is inspiring and how it motivated them to go to the gym and that kind of stuff so it seems like there's almost a tug-of-war scenario going on within the team between people who want to create a new character out of lara and people who want to keep lara as is and it seems like that situation has exploded now and they don't know what the hell to do anymore
i don't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuU60pbO9ng&t=233s&ab_channel=SethMcKenzie
Anonymous No.716486703 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
show wireframe
Anonymous No.716486739 [Report]
>>716481505
Moments later, she punches the bear. It's ok.
Anonymous No.716486773 [Report]
How does Anniversary look
Anonymous No.716486828 [Report] >>716487424
>>716482774
Better than the NWN2 "remaster."
Anonymous No.716486840 [Report]
>>716486574
t. can't visualize an apple.
Anonymous No.716486856 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
>that sky out the window
SOULLESS
Anonymous No.716486930 [Report] >>716487050 >>716487185 >>716488017
>>716481327 (OP)
Worth playing? Amazon Prime is giving the remastered trilogy away for "free" right now.
Anonymous No.716486993 [Report]
>>716485012
You can even skip it with a button press and it never shows up ever again.

You can tell the remaster devs weren't happy being forced to put that in and did the best they could.
Anonymous No.716487050 [Report]
>>716486930
Yes.
Anonymous No.716487126 [Report]
>>716485012
You'd think half the enemies were wearing KKK uniforms with a warning like that
Anonymous No.716487134 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
They need to be even bigger.
Anonymous No.716487185 [Report]
>>716486930
If you love classic TR then hell yes.

If your new to it then take your time and learn the controls and see what control options work best for you.

The atmosphere of old TR is unmatched.
Anonymous No.716487424 [Report] >>716488187 >>716488684
>>716486828
Man I'm still sad about NWN2. I was really looking forward to seeing a good version with all the bugs and glitches fixed. But I should have known better.
Anonymous No.716487567 [Report]
>>716484209
lol like I pay for games. Stay cucked, steam faggot.
Anonymous No.716488017 [Report] >>716489638
>>716486930
There's games on Amazon Prime???
Anonymous No.716488046 [Report] >>716509241
>>716486649
>if you use some mod tools to fly around the level you can actually see a model of classic lara from the previous game buried in a literal grave area in one of the levels
>Wireframe
>that most players will never see unless they get a wireframe mod for the game
>a diss
Sure, Jan.

Crystal Dynamics sucks, but I doubt they're being actively hostile to Core era designs. They just are morons that don't get the series, that's all. Nothing malicious, just trying to GRRRRL power Lara when she already was empowering (just not in the way non-CHUDs liked).
Anonymous No.716488187 [Report] >>716488492 >>716500664
>>716487424
At least I was able to finish the OC, something I can't say the original/GOG release allowed.

But Jesus, the last act kept crashing randomly to where I now save in every new area.

It's insane how decent the Tomb Raider ports/collections are in comparison to that. I already knew NWN2 was buggy based on Obsidian and Patrick K Mills (of Cyberpunk fame) working there at the time, but it's somehow even worse than KotOR2 and their other of-the-era games.
Anonymous No.716488492 [Report]
>>716488187
The TR remasters had a lot of old school fans on the dev team. Failure was not an option for them.

Passion can bring out people's best work.
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Anonymous No.716488684 [Report]
>>716487424
NWN2 was always a garbage and terrible game, brother
Anonymous No.716488818 [Report]
>>716485772
nuCD is formed mostly of Anita's friends from canada, the old guard was fired after the last pre-reboot game came out, said people who were hired almost killed legacy of kain.
Anonymous No.716488884 [Report]
>>716485772
nuCD is formed mostly of Anita's friends from canada, the old guard was fired after the last pre-reboot game came out, said people who were hired almost killed legacy of kain with dark sun.
Anonymous No.716489638 [Report] >>716490112
>>716488017
Prime gaming, technically, but I think it comes bundled with Prime. They give out old games for free through their platform and other sites like GOG.
Anonymous No.716489798 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
She looks accurate to the old promotional material. What's better than that for a remaster?
Anonymous No.716489925 [Report]
>>716481505
KINO
Anonymous No.716489982 [Report] >>716490442 >>716526939 >>716532485
>>716485012
can you mod that shit out?
Anonymous No.716490016 [Report]
>>716481357
this
Anonymous No.716490047 [Report] >>716490206 >>716490340
Anonymous No.716490097 [Report] >>716490340
>>716481327 (OP)
The reason this works is because the remastered look they gave her is more or less an updated version of her old CGI render look circa TR3/TLR
Anonymous No.716490112 [Report] >>716504726
>>716489638
how do i access it?
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Anonymous No.716490206 [Report]
>>716490047
people always go on about how boomers were idiots for jerking off to >le triangle boobs but don't realise that stuff like this is what boomers were actually jerking it to
Anonymous No.716490223 [Report] >>716498581
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Anonymous No.716490258 [Report] >>716490323 >>716490468 >>716495075
Anonymous No.716490310 [Report] >>716495075 >>716501084 >>716504092 >>716522030
Anonymous No.716490323 [Report]
>>716490258
another studio bites the dust
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Anonymous No.716490340 [Report] >>716490446
>>716490047
>>716490097

Her eyes have me captivated.
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Anonymous No.716490442 [Report]
>>716489982
It's a txt file you can edit.
Anonymous No.716490446 [Report]
>>716490340
nice :)
Anonymous No.716490460 [Report] >>716490783
Anonymous No.716490468 [Report]
>>716490258
They added them back in another patch.
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Anonymous No.716490656 [Report] >>716492764
>>716481327 (OP)
Anonymous No.716490668 [Report] >>716490767
Anonymous No.716490703 [Report] >>716491126 >>716491274
i still haven't played past the third level of 4, haven't touched 5 or 6
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Anonymous No.716490767 [Report]
>>716490668
>when niggas see animated boobs
>GAMING IS SAVED!!
>WHITE PEOPLE MADE THIS GAME! SOUL!@@
Anonymous No.716490783 [Report]
>>716490460
i've blown so many loads to AOD lara
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Anonymous No.716491126 [Report] >>716491274
>>716490703
You should get on that.

Or Lara will cook you a traditional English breakfast and then make you eat at gunpoint.
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Anonymous No.716491274 [Report]
>>716491126
>Or Lara will cook you a traditional English breakfast and then make you eat at gunpoint.
nooooooooo
but yeah, you should at least finish 4, anon >>716490703
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Anonymous No.716491441 [Report] >>716491739 >>716491958 >>716492005 >>716494094 >>716526426
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Anonymous No.716491668 [Report] >>716492263
>>716481327 (OP)
I would get these if they weren't censored
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Anonymous No.716491739 [Report]
>>716491441
Midwit take, as expected.
Anonymous No.716491774 [Report]
Anonymous No.716491846 [Report] >>716492004 >>716492412 >>716504154 >>716520012
Anonymous No.716491958 [Report]
>>716491441
>Vicky turned a family friendly aristocrat to a badass self sustaining adventurer
That's cool, I didn't know that.
Anonymous No.716492004 [Report] >>716492042 >>716523568
>>716491846
>fake tits
ruined
Anonymous No.716492005 [Report]
>>716491441
The best storytellers were never raised in Hollywood. There were common folk like you and me.
Anonymous No.716492042 [Report]
>>716492004
they look pretty authentic right there
Anonymous No.716492051 [Report] >>716492365
The best part of Lara is her smoochable lips.
Anonymous No.716492263 [Report] >>716506452
>>716491668
they aren't censored
Anonymous No.716492306 [Report]
Shadow of the tomb raider has the prettiest lara sorry.

Your just too niggerfied to look past the lack of gigantic tits
Anonymous No.716492365 [Report]
>>716492051
hot and agreed
Anonymous No.716492412 [Report]
>>716491846
>fake tits
diamons, source?
Anonymous No.716492764 [Report] >>716501814 >>716504449 >>716521309
>>716490656
It's a good exampel of laziness, but how do you actually translate this joke?
Anonymous No.716493830 [Report] >>716501418
Didn't they promise to fix AoD in the updates? That was a fucking lie.
Anonymous No.716493957 [Report] >>716522360
>>716482438
She's turning mexican
Anonymous No.716494094 [Report] >>716494239 >>716495173
>>716491441
Lol that dysgenic face, how do these inbreds even make it to the top in all these fields, where's the gene police for gods sake
Anonymous No.716494239 [Report]
>>716494094
They're fucking the executives.
Anonymous No.716494713 [Report]
If you wanted one of these then now is the best time, it's at the official TR online store.
Anonymous No.716494812 [Report] >>716494945 >>716495097 >>716495286 >>716504379
Why don't they just get the remaster devs to make a low budget game in this same engine? It wouldn't need to sell much to make a profit.
Anonymous No.716494895 [Report]
>>716482438
looks like an ethot. not my lara.
Anonymous No.716494945 [Report] >>716495097
>>716494812
Why don't they release modding tools or at least a map editor? Specially when most of the devs were from the modding scene.
Anonymous No.716495075 [Report] >>716498075
>>716490258
>>716490310
These were added back in a patch.
Anonymous No.716495097 [Report]
>>716494812
>>716494945
they're not allowed to
Anonymous No.716495173 [Report]
>>716494094
>how do these inbreds even make it to the top in all these fields
in her case, her dad was the author of the famous discworld novels
Anonymous No.716495286 [Report] >>716512754
>>716494812
If Crystal Dynamics next TR game is a flop then you best believe we'll get the Angel of Darkness sequel by Saber and Aspyer.

Embracer Group values money above all else.
Anonymous No.716495319 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
>her tits are even bigger in the remaster
Anonymous No.716495336 [Report] >>716495747 >>716495834 >>716503998 >>716517163
>>716486574
I refuse to believe anyone actually found this polygonal mess attractive. It's just a meme. No one has been able to convince me otherwise.
Anonymous No.716495747 [Report]
>>716495336
way to out yourself as a zoomer
Anonymous No.716495834 [Report] >>716496440
>>716495336
Anonymous No.716496440 [Report] >>716496549
>>716495834
2 and 3 are the best levels in that meter.
Anonymous No.716496545 [Report] >>716496609 >>716497072 >>716507606 >>716512075 >>716519527
>>716481327 (OP)
Lito's mod is better, there's something off about Aspyr's Lara model, but I can't put my finger on it.
Anonymous No.716496549 [Report] >>716496710
>>716496440
I just sorted them by polycount, not time to flesh out the meme.
Anonymous No.716496609 [Report] >>716496768 >>716497072 >>716500578
>>716496545
>Hapa Croft
Anonymous No.716496710 [Report]
>>716496549
2 and 3 are pre-renders, I would assume their polycount to be bigger.
Anonymous No.716496759 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
Does Lara shave or does she let it grow out? I hope it's the latter.
Anonymous No.716496768 [Report]
>>716496609
Anonymous No.716497072 [Report] >>716498203
>>716496545
>>716496609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAgmfNJjNV0
Anonymous No.716498075 [Report] >>716499054
>>716495075
source?
Anonymous No.716498203 [Report]
>>716497072
Even with my jungle fever back then, I fapped to Xena show instead. It was that bad.
Anonymous No.716498581 [Report]
>>716490223
I always keep my pistols drawn because I don't like being jumpscared.
Anonymous No.716499008 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
it’s supposed to be
>sou-ACK!!!
like good god man get your shit together
Anonymous No.716499054 [Report] >>716499656
>>716498075
Right from the developers mouth.

https://support.aspyr.com/hc/en-us/articles/26244383712269-Tomb-Raider-I-III-Remastered-Patch-2-Posters
Anonymous No.716499656 [Report] >>716500020 >>716506870
>>716499054
What about the jacket?
Did they also remove the text at the start that insult you for liking this terrible harmful, toxic and sexist game?
Anonymous No.716500020 [Report] >>716500172 >>716506870
>>716499656
I don't care about the jacket because it's literally just pixels on the back of a boss character you kill in one level.

>Did they also remove the text at the start that insult you
The text that can be skipped with a button press and will never display again after seeing it once?
Anonymous No.716500172 [Report] >>716500405
>>716500020
So they didn't fix anything, thank you
Anonymous No.716500405 [Report] >>716500560 >>716517802
>>716500172
The game is just fine, you are just wanting something to be outraged about.
Anonymous No.716500560 [Report] >>716500878
>>716500405
>Make shit up about the game being fixed
>Get called out
>Actually it was never a problem and it's a good thing, you're the problem
Every time
Anonymous No.716500578 [Report] >>716500736 >>716500779 >>716501415 >>716507796
>>716496609
Lara was always a bit hapa-coded imo

Bri'ish women certainly don't look like that
Anonymous No.716500664 [Report]
>>716488187
>At least I was able to finish the OC, something I can't say the original/GOG release allowed.
I had the opposite experience. The GOG release was a buggy mess, sure, but the "remaster" is on a whole new level. 3 crashes in character creation. 4 more in the first hour of gameplay. I highly doubt it improves after that point, but I wasn't passing up the refund to find out.
Anonymous No.716500736 [Report] >>716500949
>>716500578
>-coded
Oh, another zoomoid trying to fit in by pretending to be familiar with classic games.
Anonymous No.716500779 [Report] >>716500949 >>716501096 >>716501157
>>716500578
Lara was always a /med/girl but they called it a bong.
Anonymous No.716500878 [Report] >>716501084
>>716500560
>Make shit up about the game being fixed

Point out what I lied about, they restored the posters and I even provided an official source.
Anonymous No.716500949 [Report]
>>716500736
using zoomer speak so that the zoomers understand

>>716500779
I guess she got some of that
Anonymous No.716501084 [Report] >>716501251
>>716500878

>>716490310
>These were added back in a patch.
Still waiting
Anonymous No.716501096 [Report] >>716501304
>>716500779
bong girls just look like that
look up blonde female footballers before and after moving to the UK
they always end up having dark brown skin
Anonymous No.716501157 [Report] >>716501304
>>716500779
No, she just gets sun travelling around. I'd be more worried about skin cancer if I was her.
Anonymous No.716501251 [Report] >>716501373
>>716501084
Not that anon, I was responding about the posters.
Anonymous No.716501304 [Report] >>716501859
>>716501096
>>716501157
Explain the brown eyes and SEXlips.
Anonymous No.716501373 [Report] >>716532764
>>716501251
Then don't quote shit that has nothing to do with the posters
Anonymous No.716501415 [Report]
>>716500578
Anonymous No.716501418 [Report]
>>716493830
Just like they promised to fix NWN2 and just straight up ported it with a controller binding as the only new thing.

Tomb Raider at least has a robust community to somewhat help Aspyr lie their way to sales, though.
Anonymous No.716501814 [Report] >>716503461
>>716492764
The same way it was already?
>Tuff nut
>Two lugnuts (balls) next to a donut (asshole). I know English isn't your first language, Pajeeta, but it's not that hard to understand the joke.
Anonymous No.716501859 [Report] >>716521387
>>716501304
almost a third of bongs have brown hair and eyes
Anonymous No.716503279 [Report] >>716506992 >>716519016
Lara was originally Hispanic in the early drafts of TR with her last name being Cruz instead of Croft.
Anonymous No.716503461 [Report]
>>716501814
But isn't part of the original joke the low poly-count?
Anonymous No.716503564 [Report] >>716503870
>>716481327 (OP)
The arms are all fucked up. It's technically the same pose, but since it's now high poly the arms just look all wrong clipping into her plus the fingers are stretched out instead of holding the elbows like the old graphics implied.
Anonymous No.716503870 [Report]
>>716503564
It's just photo mode, it's not from a cutscene.
Anonymous No.716503998 [Report]
>>716495336
You can't see her from the front when playing, the camera is fixed to her back, and her backside looks good.
Anonymous No.716504092 [Report] >>716506898 >>716517726 >>716518737
>>716490310
>hurrrrr me Core developer me retard risking the whole game age rating because I put boobs into game
Some dev was an idiot, you wouldn't get this shit through in HD / get a higher age rating, in fact Japan doesn't allow any of that crap
Anonymous No.716504154 [Report] >>716504303
>>716491846
Best Lara Croft cosplay I've ever seen. Even better than that woman they had around during Underworld.
Anonymous No.716504303 [Report] >>716504482
>>716504154
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>>716494812
they are going to do exactly that
the remasters sold really well
Anonymous No.716504449 [Report] >>716521296
>>716492764
>laziness
pajeet "AI" upscale BS
Say Thank you Rockstar
Anonymous No.716504482 [Report] >>716504590
>>716504303
People tend to forget that Lara Croft was a videogame superstar branching out into comics and movies, even normies loved her.
Anonymous No.716504590 [Report] >>716504778 >>716505092
>>716504482
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>>716490112
https://gaming.amazon.com/
Anonymous No.716504778 [Report]
>>716504590
Thank God that era of modern writing is coming to an end. I want stuff to be fun again.
Anonymous No.716505092 [Report] >>716505307 >>716505649
>>716504590
>5'6" according to writers
more like 4'6"
Anonymous No.716505307 [Report]
>>716505092
Grim.
Anonymous No.716505649 [Report] >>716505825
>>716505092
They probably made the men huge to keep the size difference between them and Lara instead of making her normal woman height. Kind of like how Jill Valentine is also tall and so she needs to be paired with giants like Chris and Parker.
Anonymous No.716505653 [Report] >>716525892
>>716482739
>most of TR3's levels are very dark so you can't see shit unless you constantly fire flares
That's intentional, it's how the ps1 version works too, technically it's the original PC version that has fucked up lighting because they upgraded the engine but couldn't get it working properly on PC.
Anonymous No.716505825 [Report]
>>716505649
pretty much every random npc towers over her, including the malnourished women in siberia and manlets in mexico and peru
Anonymous No.716505942 [Report] >>716525892
>>716482739
>game with flare mechanic needs flare mechanic
>why isn't it brighter so it doesn't need flares
Anonymous No.716506452 [Report] >>716506671 >>716506687 >>716506781 >>716506870
>>716492263
The game was censored. Also there's a woke disclaimer in the beginning. I didn't buy it either.

They removed Laura Cruz posters in the Sleeping with the Fishes level and other deleted easter eggs in TR3.

Pierre's Jacket was censored.

Some other stuff. Check basedmods to see them/mod them back in.
Anonymous No.716506671 [Report]
>>716506452
>They removed Laura Cruz posters in the Sleeping with the Fishes level and other deleted easter eggs in TR3.

They were restored.
Anonymous No.716506687 [Report]
>>716506452
>Laura Cruz posters
wtf are you talking about
do you mean the lara croft promo posters that were removed in a patch and than added back in a day later?
Anonymous No.716506781 [Report] >>716506992
>>716506452
>Laura Cruz
is this bait
Anonymous No.716506870 [Report]
>>716499656
>>716500020
>>716506452
HEY ITS DA JACKET!!!
https://basedmods.eth.limo/mod/eXOYenWAi2zOpOUVUO8NGiYmmToQtoUtLYA9dc_xgh0/
Anonymous No.716506898 [Report] >>716507187
>>716504092
The remaster was rated M
Anonymous No.716506992 [Report]
>>716506781
It's an Easter Egg based off >>716503279 you fucking newfag, read the goddamned thread.
Anonymous No.716507187 [Report] >>716507861
>>716506898
It's rated T
Anonymous No.716507210 [Report] >>716507364
>>716484136
Don't forget unlocked poses for photo mode. God knows I made too much photos in these games.
>unzipped shorts
Very based, I need that for IV-VI.
Anonymous No.716507264 [Report] >>716507372 >>716507575 >>716508212 >>716508834
>>716481327 (OP)
Fuck Lara
Anonymous No.716507364 [Report] >>716507763
>>716507210
>>716484136
Best outfit is already ingame though!
Anonymous No.716507372 [Report] >>716518297
>>716507264
You don't tell me what to do.
Anonymous No.716507575 [Report] >>716518297
>>716507264
THAT'S THE IDEA
Anonymous No.716507606 [Report]
>>716496545
>Lara stung by a bee
Anonymous No.716507763 [Report] >>716507972
>>716507364
Anonymous No.716507796 [Report] >>716512703
>>716500578
>Bri'ish women certainly don't look like that
Amerimuttoids like yourself don't know shit about how other countries look like.
Anonymous No.716507861 [Report] >>716509491
>>716507187
You're right. It was M initially but apparently changed to T at some point. I guess that's why they censored the jacket.
Anonymous No.716507972 [Report]
>>716507763
>Cor Blimy! Bloody fish and chips are givin me the shits eh govenor!
Anonymous No.716508212 [Report] >>716508327 >>716518297
>>716507264
Anonymous No.716508327 [Report]
>>716508212
hi anon, good to see you back!
also 10/10 pic
Anonymous No.716508436 [Report] >>716508789 >>716510067
Yo, where a re the new games? Now that Uncharted killed itself with woke writing und Square Enix being colossal retards as usual, there is a serious lack of archeology themed puzzle shooters
Anonymous No.716508532 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
It's literally just streamlining her model to look like her Underworld appearance which is the best one
Anonymous No.716508789 [Report] >>716509578 >>716511746 >>716512465 >>716518078
>>716508436
Long story short is that Crystal Dynamics is attempting to fuse all the TR games into a giant mess of a "unified timeline"

The game they are making is stuck in development hell because they are probably having to unfuck the story because that shitty Netflix show was a bomb and was being set up as a narrative bridge.
Anonymous No.716508834 [Report] >>716518297
>>716507264
well... if you insist
Anonymous No.716509241 [Report]
>>716488046
>dismissing malice when we have plenty of examples of frontline devs being seething leftists who not only hate the industry they work in, their bosses, but also their audience and their tastes
In gamedev and journo fields you are safer when you apply hanlon's razor in reverse given the number of examples.
Anonymous No.716509491 [Report]
>>716507861
they figured that JAPAN DOES NOT ALLOW TITTIES AT ALL.
OG Tomb Raider in Japan simply went through it, because you couldn't see shit unless you were on top of the boss with his back turned, which never happened
Anonymous No.716509578 [Report] >>716509992
>>716508789
American Shitnamics can fuck right off
Anonymous No.716509726 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
I like the look but i the controls seem bugged. Couldn't get lara to grab a Ledge while jumping
Anonymous No.716509992 [Report] >>716510167 >>716510204 >>716512413 >>716529264 >>716529526
>>716509578
grim
the fact that they're allowed to shit out at least one more tomb raider game is depressing
Anonymous No.716509994 [Report] >>716510116
>>716481327 (OP)
sucks that modern gaymers only want to play pvp shooters, rogue likes or soul likes.
I wish we could get a game as big and polished as stellar blade but with gameplay similar to old action adventure games like tomb raider instead
Anonymous No.716510067 [Report] >>716511983
>>716508436
>Now that Uncharted killed itself with woke writing
I'm playing through the Uncharted series for the first time (RPCS3 has really improved). When does the woke start?
Anonymous No.716510116 [Report] >>716512305
>>716509994
>post mentions stellar blade
>it has a coom image attached
huh, what are the odds of that...
Anonymous No.716510167 [Report]
>>716509992
>short torso, big tits, long legs
absolute kino, this concept made lara croft and tifa legends
meanwhile nuLara has short stubby legs, a long torso and her tits keep getting smaller with every new release
Anonymous No.716510204 [Report] >>716510605 >>716529730
>>716509992
They are on thin ice and they know it. Embracer Group will strip TR away from Crystal if the next game is a flop.
Anonymous No.716510605 [Report]
>>716510204
that's not enough. They should get a bullet for what they have done to Laura Croft
Anonymous No.716510847 [Report]
>>716483853
>bikini
hell yeah I never thought of modding this
Anonymous No.716511746 [Report]
>>716508789
A lot of setbacks to the "unified timeline".
Their upcoming woke board game was cancelled because tranny woke subversion was too much.

Even for Crystal Dynamics and woke partners.
https://youtu.be/IsQrb_c0uss
Anonymous No.716511983 [Report]
>>716510067
At 5. Implications in 4
Anonymous No.716512075 [Report]
>>716496545
>there's something off about Aspyr's Lara model, but I can't put my finger on it.
I'm pretty sure it's just that they gave her a borderline-unnaturally large set of eyes and mouth to try and match the pre-rendered art.
The model in your image proportions those bits a little more naturally.
Anonymous No.716512305 [Report] >>716517118
>>716510116
sorry, i don't really get what you are trying to say
Anonymous No.716512413 [Report] >>716517009 >>716529264
>>716509992
even the way she stends looks boring and akward
its like comparing an cool movie with the world lamest cospaly version
Anonymous No.716512465 [Report]
>>716508789
the unified lara shit will literally never work because they're fundamentally different characters
not only her looks and personality is completely different, even her backstory and motivations for even tomb raiding are polar opposites
Anonymous No.716512703 [Report]
>>716507796
Sorry not amerimutt and not from the US

I'm blue eyes blonde hair white
Anonymous No.716512754 [Report]
>>716495286
>Embracer Group values money above all else.
They have a woke misson statement from their site. Would explain chasing the 'modern audience' for Tomb Raider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmTn_lVLtbE&t=456s
Anonymous No.716513186 [Report] >>716513409
>>716485012
>its harmful impact
A prayer of silence for the minorities and dinosaurs who suffered from the releases of Tomb raider 1, 2 and 3. #relooted #didyourelootedtoday? #epicgames
Anonymous No.716513409 [Report]
>>716513186
#It'sLootingTime #BLM
Anonymous No.716513657 [Report] >>716516047
>>716481327 (OP)
They really nailed her old rendered look
I almost prefer it to the LAU versions
Anonymous No.716516047 [Report] >>716516316
>>716513657
She needed sharper facial features. They sanded her down too much.
Anonymous No.716516181 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
right is too much of a generic disney face imo
Anonymous No.716516220 [Report]
>>716481357
/thread
Anonymous No.716516316 [Report]
>>716516047
Looks fine to me, pretty sure they based it off concept material much like Angel of Darkenss.
Anonymous No.716516567 [Report]
>>716481505
you just know.
Anonymous No.716516846 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
Yeah I prefer the new graphics for Lara’s model, BUT the level lighting in original Tomb Raider 3 is a lot more kino. Specifically the color pallete.
Anonymous No.716517009 [Report] >>716529264
>>716512413
It's basically default standing pose for UE. Actually soulless
Anonymous No.716517118 [Report] >>716521935
>>716512305
The world would improve if every AI server short-circuited right now.
Anonymous No.716517163 [Report]
>>716495336
when you don't got much, you make do. I remember jacking off to chell's feet in portal 1 by making 2 portals in a corner so i could see her feet. I was at my grandparents' house and they didn't have internet
Anonymous No.716517321 [Report]
When are Crystal Dynamics going to acknowledge that a large chunk of classic Tomb Raider's fanbase are women, gays and browns while everyone forgot the survival slop trilogy? So many of the TR content and custom maps are made by them.
Anonymous No.716517726 [Report] >>716520543
>>716504092
It was a different time fag. ESRB was barely formed at the time and games like Daggerfall had giant naked boobs right in your face yet no one complained.
Anonymous No.716517802 [Report] >>716530914
>>716481327 (OP)
>>716481505
>>716500405
the guy behind this Lara model should been assigned to the team working on the next tomb raider
but we all know crystal dynamics would never allow it to happen
he made her too pretty and respectful to the original here
i wonder how many times CD has rebooted the new TR project anyway
its been 5 fucking years since they released a game and we havent heard as much as pip from them
Anonymous No.716518078 [Report]
>>716508789
>Long story short is that Crystal Dynamics is attempting to fuse all the TR games into a giant mess of a "unified timeline"
god these people are fucking morons
idiots
the lot of them
the whole idea of an unified lara alone sounds so stupid
they need to apply the KISS principle and keep that simple
Anonymous No.716518185 [Report]
All remasters and remakes are fake and gay.
Anonymous No.716518297 [Report]
>>716507372
>>716507575
>>716508212
>>716508834
She probably farts in her sleep, look at her diet
Anonymous No.716518737 [Report]
>>716504092
>hurrrrr me Core developer me retard risking the whole game age rating because I put boobs into game
thank god they released the game before brainwashed morons such as yourself entered gaming and began to muck it up
shit like this was mildly offensive at best back then but mostly seen as a cool counter culture thing since most devs then had much room and creative freedom to whatever they fuck they wanted
they didnt give a fuck about your feefees
Anonymous No.716519016 [Report] >>716519221
>>716503279
im probably in the minority here
but i always dug toby gards artstyle
he did some neat sketches back then when the industry wasnt nearly as deep in 'professionalism' shit as it is now
i miss that time
Anonymous No.716519221 [Report]
>>716519016
Well there is that pirate game for original Xbox (Galleon, I think?) that was mostly managed by him. Art, animations, design... It's a low budget game but it tried to be its own thing.
Anonymous No.716519527 [Report] >>716520626
>>716496545
The same guy who does those gay lewd animations? Pretty nice work, surprised he hasn’t got a job in the industry.
Anonymous No.716519617 [Report] >>716520206
So, are the remakes decent? The early TR games were a big part of my childhood.
Anonymous No.716520012 [Report]
>>716491846
source on left?
Anonymous No.716520206 [Report] >>716520989
>>716519617
Really good, 1-3 regularly go for sale cheap and also have physical options if you prefer.
Anonymous No.716520543 [Report]
>>716517726
no, a retarded fag developer pulled a stunt and it went through by pure luck.
Anonymous No.716520626 [Report] >>716524693
>>716519527
Animations? I've only seen static renders with resident evil dudes.
But yeah, I have no idea how a gay dude can make such amazing renders with girls, I visit his deviantart page from time to time for new Lara pics.
Anonymous No.716520989 [Report]
>>716520206
Cool, thanks.
Anonymous No.716521296 [Report] >>716521413
>>716504449
Why do you retards keep saying it's an AI upscale? You don't "AI upscale" 3D models dumb jeet. It was probably just some underpaid modeler who added more polys without thinking.
Anonymous No.716521309 [Report]
>>716492764
>How do you actually translate this joke?
By lifting it 1:1 from the original and not actually "translating" any of it.
Anonymous No.716521387 [Report]
>>716501859
Why don't the other two thirds have eyes?
Anonymous No.716521413 [Report] >>716521501
>>716521296
it's obviously a TEXTURE "AI" upscale, and the "AI" was too retarded to figure it out.
Anonymous No.716521501 [Report] >>716521646
>>716521413
>posts image of a badly modeled 3D sign
>calls it a texture
Ok saar
Anonymous No.716521646 [Report] >>716521742
>>716521501
t. retarded chatbot
Anonymous No.716521742 [Report]
>>716521646
good morning saar
Anonymous No.716521883 [Report] >>716522518
weren't there some issues with the shaders in water? I remember anons posting webm comparisons
Anonymous No.716521935 [Report] >>716522034
>>716517118
considering how every mainsteam and big ip is just the same woke agenda over and over again i rather have ai created indie stuff
Anonymous No.716522030 [Report]
>>716490310
new bikini lady still looks hot as f
got nice cleavage and sidebooba
Anonymous No.716522034 [Report] >>716522167
>>716521935
so you're supporting the current AI slop and buying them right? not just pirating them?
Anonymous No.716522167 [Report]
>>716522034
i haven't seen any good ai product yet
Anonymous No.716522360 [Report]
>>716493957
Honestly she always looked latina to me.
Anonymous No.716522498 [Report]
Stop posting AI Lara. It's degrading to her.
Anonymous No.716522518 [Report]
>>716521883
Water still looks pretty bad. It's weird because fan-made attempts look way better like this old video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROWWsQvRRaI
Anonymous No.716522648 [Report] >>716523129
Install gold edition mod to fix the fuck ups Aspyr didn't bother to fix.
Anonymous No.716523129 [Report] >>716523567
>>716522648
jesus christ
just how incompetent is that studio?
Anonymous No.716523567 [Report] >>716523932 >>716524024
>>716523129
Pretty incompetent considering that the audio issues appeared with the patches. First one is pretty much without issues, but 2 and 3 suddenly have a lot of jank like obvious AI rescale fuck ups no over bothered to fix.

Shame that they didn't learn from it and realize 4-6 in a finished state.
Anonymous No.716523568 [Report]
>>716492004
Why? That version of Lara looks like she had at least 10 surgeries anyway
Anonymous No.716523683 [Report] >>716524732 >>716524806 >>716525175
>>716481327 (OP)
>when updates are aesthetic
>respects source material and audience

>when updates are not aesthetic
>shits on source and audience
Anonymous No.716523932 [Report]
>>716523567
what did the original look like?
Anonymous No.716524024 [Report]
>>716523567
Based modders
Anonymous No.716524693 [Report]
>>716520626
>I have no idea how a gay dude can make such amazing renders with girls
almost all of lara's fan renders are made by gay/bi people
tomb raider has a huge LGBT community, supposedly because lara is like a bad bitch or whatever, but it's funny because those people are annoyed with what her character has turned into and are just sick of it for the most part
Anonymous No.716524732 [Report] >>716525762
>>716523683
>silent hill 2 remake
im honestly no longer surprised most modern remakes tend to look unfaithful and as soulless recreations of the original
the people above the dev teams arent gamers and dont give a shit about its quality or give a fuck about how it manages to pay respect to the original
its a match made in hell
no modern remake will live up to the original as long as non gaming suits without a passing interest in this medium run this industry
Anonymous No.716524806 [Report]
>>716523683
why does she look so fucking dopey lmao
Anonymous No.716525175 [Report] >>716525546
>>716523683
Anonymous No.716525546 [Report]
>>716525175
kek
Anonymous No.716525762 [Report]
>>716524732
It's also deep DEI and agenda nonsense. I know someone that is pretty much at the top of development for a major company, and he and the director's sons (and other programmers) are post op. It is in their core, even when it is not outwardly stated, and is not going away.

There were always suits, even when the classics were made. It's not the suits, they're bean counters and salesmen. It's the people with ideology that has changed things now.
Anonymous No.716525892 [Report] >>716526014 >>716527542
>>716505653
>>716505942
the original 1998 PC version lets you tweak brightness and that's how everyone played back then becasue you legitimately can't see anything a lot of the time otherwise
you can't here (and the remaster butchers the dark ambiance anyways so you don't need the flares there)
Anonymous No.716526014 [Report] >>716526076
>>716525892
no, people played it legit and used flares because flares were meant to have a reason to use them, fucking cheater.
Anonymous No.716526076 [Report] >>716526362
>>716526014
>you did what the game allowed to so you cheated!
did you only save with the crystals on pc too? are you stupid? that's the game they released you actual legitimate faggot
Anonymous No.716526362 [Report] >>716526510
>>716526076
>on PC
>with broken graphics
lmao
only retards plays TR3 on PC, lmao
>why wouldn't you use save states
fucking cheating bitch
Anonymous No.716526426 [Report]
>>716491441
>a woman wrote a badass woman
>still says sexy but deadly
huh go figure
Anonymous No.716526442 [Report]
>>716485012
>deeply harmful
>inexcusable
lol ok I'm totally gonna support you financially after throwing the original devs under the bus
Anonymous No.716526510 [Report] >>716526539 >>716526829 >>716528238
>>716526362
>only retards plays TR3 on PC, lmao
for a real reason or for a console war reason?
Anonymous No.716526539 [Report] >>716526582
>>716526510
he's just being a colossal faggot
Anonymous No.716526582 [Report]
>>716526539
that much was obvious
Anonymous No.716526829 [Report]
>>716526510
yes
Anonymous No.716526939 [Report] >>716528127
>>716489982
Yes (but nexus mods banned it, lol)
Anonymous No.716527542 [Report] >>716527648
>>716525892
>the original 1998 PC version lets you tweak brightness and that's how everyone played back then
Cool. The PS1 was the primary platform from TR2 onwards and got engine improvements the PC versions didn't, flares being neccessary was intended.
> that's how everyone played back then
The PS1 version outsold PC version 4 times over. Your solopsistic experience of playing the game as a kid was neither the intended experience nor the majority one. Learn to manage your flares.
Anonymous No.716527648 [Report]
>>716527542
cool, now travel back in time and tell core to not release the pc version so I didn't get to play the game they released as they released
you can't? too bad that I don't give a fuck about your autism then anon
Anonymous No.716528127 [Report]
>>716526939
they sounds like censorship happy ideologues if removing that is forbidden.
Anonymous No.716528238 [Report]
>>716526510
>for a real reason or for a console war reason?
They got lazy with the PC versions after the first game which is somewhat understandable given the amount of work needed to engineer for the highly stratified PC/GPU market at the time. Developing for a static platform like the PS1 was easier so among other things the PS1 games got an improved lighting model from TR3 onwards. It's super obvious on levels like London which on the OG PC version looks like your in the level editor compared to the PS1 version. Prior to the remasters I preferred to play the PS1 versions of 3-5 (though I basically never play 5) upscaled and with texture alignment fixes over the PC versions for that reason.
Anonymous No.716529264 [Report] >>716530168
>>716512413
>>716517009
>>716509992
That shit isn't even in the game
Anonymous No.716529526 [Report]
>>716509992
why do they hate women so much?
Anonymous No.716529730 [Report]
>>716510204
I'm surprised Square didn't just keep TR and dump the Crystal Dynamics guys instead of selling it all off
Anonymous No.716529901 [Report]
>>716481327 (OP)
left is better and not just because she has dark lipstick
Anonymous No.716530045 [Report] >>716530930
Just make another game with these aesthetics and figure out a way to make the combat a bit smoother.
Anonymous No.716530168 [Report]
>>716529264
The right one is CD's """Unified Lara""" from their website
Anonymous No.716530217 [Report]
Wish the devs would open up the modding more so a modder could go and make the remastered lighting be more like the OG.

Lito Perez lara a best.
Anonymous No.716530326 [Report]
>>716482438
Tits too small and too mystery meat looking
Anonymous No.716530802 [Report] >>716532189
>>716481327 (OP)
Any other 90s kid here who used to stare at Lara posters he got from gaming magazines and dream about going on adventures with her? Those were the days man...
Anonymous No.716530914 [Report]
>>716517802
They recently canceled a megawoke TTRPG set in the TR universe, so that tells me they're afraid
Anonymous No.716530930 [Report] >>716533240
>>716530045
Combat would be improved if you just add competent melee for close up fights
Anonymous No.716532189 [Report] >>716532652
>>716530802
>vidya posters are gone
>vidya magazines are gone
>vidya mascots are gone
Anonymous No.716532485 [Report]
>>716489982
Shows up once for like 2 seconds, you can skip it, and it never shows again on boot. Would be a waste of time to mod it out.
Anonymous No.716532531 [Report] >>716532992
Is the second collection worth buying? I hear the games are less good than the first 3
Anonymous No.716532652 [Report] >>716533224
>>716532189
>vidya posters
Replaced by the internet
>vidya magazines
Replaced by the internet
>vidya mascots
Replaced with hero shooters
Anonymous No.716532764 [Report]
>>716501373
You fucking asked him when he was replying to someone else about the poster you drooling coolie.
Anonymous No.716532992 [Report] >>716533098 >>716533108
>>716532531
Not yet. It's still a buggy mess and Angel of Darkness is barely better than the original version. Wait for Christmas sale.
Anonymous No.716533098 [Report] >>716533374
>>716532992
Damn, they still haven't fixed it? I've put it in my backlog waiting for a big patch. I though Aspyr was way better than this
Anonymous No.716533108 [Report]
>>716532992
Will do
Anonymous No.716533160 [Report]
>>716483853
>modding haven's gone
Damn, does basedmods have all the mods that are too spicy for the homosexuals at Nexusmods? Is there another site?
Anonymous No.716533224 [Report]
>>716532652
Anonymous No.716533240 [Report]
>>716530930
This, holy shit. Spastic animal faggots running up to you at mach 3 and comboing/hit and running you to death, while you desperately back flip or side flip, and pray your shots are hitting it is not fun. Same with NPCs shooting you from down below or up above the very instant they come out of cover.
Cool aesthetic and atmosphere, and some interesting platforming, but the combat was lacking even back when this series released.
Anonymous No.716533374 [Report]
>>716533098
They didn't learn shit from the first trilogy and released them unfinished AGAIN. 4 works and looks fine, but it's obvious they ran out of time and didn't polish 5 and stuff at all. AoD even had unfinished character models in it that took months for them to replace.
Anonymous No.716533712 [Report]
>>716482438
this is just the game version of a lara cosplayer. gtfo